Narrative

374.   Onida Clarice Noland was born to Michal Noland and Capt. Thatcher Noland in the town of Myke Town, on the island of New Waterford. She is named after her mother's aunt, Onida Vaclav. 9 people came to meet Onida Noland for the first time this year: Michal Noland, Mignonne Noland, Onida Noland, Mariel Noland, Bernadene Guillermo, Capt. Thatcher Noland, Michal Noland, Rochella Guillermo, and Kathye Noland. Erhard Vaclav people came to meet Onida Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Onida this year.
375.   Onida is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Onida Noland's younger sister, Hildy Noland, was born in Myke Town. Essie Vaclav people came to meet Onida Noland for the first time. Onida Noland made 7 new friends this year: Agatha Myke, Sullivan Myke, Elton Noland, Michal Noland, Randy Vaclav, Onida Vaclav, and Nikki Vaclav.
376.   Onida is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Onida Noland made 7 new friends this year: Arliene Myke, Kathye Noland, Capt. Thatcher Noland, Kalman Vaclav, Ian Vaclav, Maurine Vaclav, and Teodorico Vaclav.
377.   Onida is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Onida Noland's younger half-brother, Vladamir Noland, was born in Myke Town. Onida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Son Gilles, Glyn Vaclav, and Henry Vaclav.
378.   Onida is starting to pick up Monedusus. Onida has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Onida is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
379.   Onida Noland is now 5 years old. Onida is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Onida Noland's half-brother, Vladamir Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, after a freak accident; he was 2 years old. Onida Noland met two new people this year, Teodorico Vaclav II and Tilda Vaclav. Onida Noland made 7 new friends this year: Marc Noland, Mariel Noland, Janeta Noland, Elton Noland, Janeta Noland, Berty Vaclav, and Fitzgerald Vaclav.
380.   Onida is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Onida Noland made 8 new friends this year: Rochella Guillermo, Carolin Noland, Dominick Noland, Mignonne Noland, Michal Noland, Constancia Noland, Erhard Vaclav, and Tilda Vaclav.
381.   Onida is getting better at speaking Monedusus. In Vaclav House, their home, Onida is attending to Michal Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Onida Noland's mother, Michal Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, of natural causes; she was 61 years old. Onida Noland met two new people this year, Ram Vaclav and Teresa Vaclav. Onida Noland made 4 new friends this year: Bernadene Guillermo, Ron Noland, Hildy Noland, and Teodorico Vaclav II. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
382.   Onida is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
383.   Onida is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
384.   Onida Noland is now 10 years old. Onida is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Onida Noland's father Capt. Thatcher Noland married Maurine Vaclav in Myke Town, New Waterford. Onida Noland met one new person this year, Nicholas Noland. Onida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Nicholas Noland, Hayden Noland, and Teresa Vaclav.
385.   Onida has become fluent in Monedusus. Onida Noland's younger half-brother, Clayton Noland, was born in Myke Town. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
386.   Onida visited her friend Elton Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Onida Noland's half-brother, Clayton Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Onida Noland met two new people this year, Willmott Noland and Marcos Myke. Onida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Maggie Myke, Willmott Noland, and Lynde Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
387.   Onida Noland's younger half-brother, Thatcher Noland, was born in Myke Town. Onida Noland met two new people this year, Florina Prasun and Johnny Prasun. Onida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Chandler Guillermo, Johnny Prasun, and Carolin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
389.   Onida Noland is now 15 years old. Onida visited her friend Agatha Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Onida Noland met two new people this year, Bing Noland and Astrid Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
390.   Onida visited her friend Garcia Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Onida Noland met one new person this year, Erhard Vaclav. Onida Noland made 6 new friends this year: Rolfe Gilles, Modesty Guillermo, Rene Myke, Sofia Vaclav, Jaclin Vaclav, and Patsy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
392.   Onida Noland turned 18. Onida visited her friend Teodorico Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Onida visited her sister, Michal Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Onida Noland's sister, Michal Guillermo, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 26 years old. Onida visited her friend Carolin Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
393.   Onida Noland met one new person this year, Jodi Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
394.   Onida Noland turned 20. Onida Noland met 4 new people this year: Kyla Myke, Rene Myke, Capt. Armand Noland, and Gabi Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
395.   Onida visited her friend Sofia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
396.   Onida is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Onida visited her friend Maggie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
397.   Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Elton Noland had a sexual liaison with Onida Noland. Onida visited her friend Berty Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Onida Noland met two new people this year, Georgiana Noland and Sylvan Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
398.   Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Onida Noland gave birth to a boy named Eddie Thatcher Noland, after Eddie Noland, of whom Elton Noland is the father. Elton Noland had an affair with Onida Noland; she is now pregnant. Elton Noland had an affair with Onida Noland; Elton's wife, Tilda Noland, did not find out. Onida Noland met 5 new people this year: Zaneta Guillermo, Daniele Noland, Liz Shumeet, Elton Noland, and Hilary Shumeet. Onida Noland made 4 new friends this year: Kyla Myke, Cassy Noland, Hilary Shumeet, and Liz Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
399.   Onida Noland turned 25. Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Onida Noland gave birth to a boy named Thatcher Vilhelm Noland, after Capt. Thatcher Noland, of whom Elton Noland is the father. Onida Noland's parents Capt. Thatcher Noland and Maurine Noland divorced after 15 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. In Vaclav House, their home, Onida is attending to Maurine Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Onida Noland met 4 new people this year: Pearline Noland, Imogene Noland, Thor Noland, and Juline Shumeet. Onida Noland made 5 new friends this year: Zaneta Guillermo, Bing Noland, Elton Noland, Juline Shumeet, and Kimmo Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Onida this year.
400.   Onida is starting to pick up Pelicanic. Onida is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Onida Noland made 4 new friends this year: Pearline Noland, Randall Noland, Thor Noland, and Levon Noland.
401.   Onida is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Onida Noland met 3 new people this year: Francyne Shumeet, Montague Shumeet, and Suellen Noland. Onida visited with her friend Astrid Jordan, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Onida this year.
402.   Onida is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean.
403.   Onida is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Onida is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Onida visited her friend Arliene Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
404.   Onida Noland is now 30 years old. Onida is getting better at speaking Pelicanic. Onida has become fluent in Centrevillean. The dialect of Pelicanic that Onida Noland speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Pelicanic; as such, Waterfordish now speaks Onida Onida Noland met one new person this year, Shell Shumeet. Onida visited with her friend Olwen Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford. Onida Noland made 3 new friends this year: Edwin Noland, Francyne Shumeet, and Montague Shumeet.
405.   Onida is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Onida Noland is worrying about her sister Kathye Guillermo, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Bean Station, New Waterford.
406.   Onida is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Onida visited her father, Capt. Thatcher Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Onida Noland's father, Capt. Thatcher Noland, died in Myke Town, New Waterford, of natural causes; he was 77 years old. Onida just found out from Cassy Noland that one of her oldest friends, Dominick Noland, was murdered in Bean Station, New Waterford 5 years ago. Dominick and Onida first met 28 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford, but hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Cassy had recently found this out from Hanni Noland.) Onida just found out from Cassy Noland that one of her oldest friends, Elton Noland, was murdered in Bean Station, New Waterford 3 years ago. Elton and Onida first met 30 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford, but hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Cassy had recently found this out from Hanni Noland.)
407.   Onida is getting better at speaking Waterfordish. Onida visited her friend Hayden Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
408.   Onida has become fluent in Waterfordish. Onida visited with her friend Suellen Noland, who she hadn't seen since 30 years ago in Myke Town, New Waterford. Onida Noland is wondering about her brother Thatcher Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Cantwell, New Waterford.