Narrative

314.   Ulric Wilmer Noland was born to Alis Noland and Willmott Noland in the town of Girard, on the island of New Waterford. 26 people came to meet Ulric Noland for the first time this year: Annalisa Noland, Morna Noland, Ulric Noland, Elonore Vaclav, Millie Noland, Graeme Noland, Lynde Noland, Tuckie Vaclav, Nikki Noland, Zeb Vaclav, Pen Noland, Gerald Noland, Bancroft Vaclav, Clark Noland, Suellen Vaclav, Morten Noland, Zeb Vaclav, Hayden Noland, Fernando Noland, Jimmie Noland, Bear Noland, Alis Noland, Gordan Noland, Aeriell Vaclav, Willmott Noland, and Joelie Noland. Ulric Noland's younger half-brother, Elton Noland, was born in the town of Girard, on the island of New Waterford. Ulric Noland moved out of Noland House in Girard. Ulric Noland's mother Alis Noland married Hayden Noland in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric visited his uncle, Clark Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ralph Noland people came to meet Ulric Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
315.   Ulric is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ulric Noland's younger half-brother, Gunter Noland, was born in Girard. Ulric Noland's parents Alis Noland and Hayden Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
316.   Ulric is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ulric Noland moved out of Noland House in Girard. Ulric Noland moved into Prasun House in Girard. Ulric Noland's mother Alis Noland married Ramesh Noland in Girard, New Waterford.
317.   Ulric is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
318.   Ulric has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
319.   Ulric Noland turned 5.
320.   Ulric Noland made 3 new friends this year: Morna Noland, Glyn Noland, and Charmane Noland.
321.   Ulric Noland met one new person this year, Carlisle Noland. Ulric Noland made 4 new friends this year: Hayden Noland, Gunter Noland, Bear Noland, and David Noland.
322.   Ulric Noland made 4 new friends this year: Gerald Noland, Nikki Noland, Clarinda Noland, and Pen Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
323.   Ramesh Noland's wife, Alis Noland, and children, Gordan Noland, Ulric Noland, and Gunter Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Ramesh. Ulric Noland moved out of Prasun House in Girard. Ramesh Noland stopped in the wilderness 43 miles east of Girard.
324.   Ulric Noland is now 10 years old. Ulric Noland is worrying about his father Willmott Noland, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Bedford, New Waterford.
325.   Ulric Noland's parents Alis Noland and Ramesh Noland divorced after 9 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Ulric visited his grandmother, Millie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ulric Noland is worrying about his father Willmott Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Bedford, New Waterford.
326.   Ulric just found out from Alis Noland that his family member Morna Vaclav died of disease in Girard, New Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Alis had recently found this out from Ralph Noland.) Ulric just found out from Alis Noland that his niece Joelie Noland died in a freak accident in Girard, New Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Alis had recently found this out from Ralph Noland.)
327.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
328.   Ulric visited his mother, Alis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ulric Noland's mother, Alis Noland, died alone in the wilderness of New Waterford of natural causes; she was 64 years old.
329.   Ulric Noland turned 15. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
330.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving west from Wilderness of New Waterford at a swift pace. Ulric Noland traveled 44 miles west in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric just found out from Lynde Noland that his uncle Tuckie Vaclav died of disease in Girard, New Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Lynde had recently found this out from Nikki Noland.) Ulric just found out from Lynde Noland that his family member Bear Noland died of disease in Girard, New Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Lynde had recently found this out from Nikki Noland.) Ulric Noland is wondering about his brother Gordan Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
331.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a rapid pace. Ulric Noland traveled 47 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric reunited with his brother Zeb Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 13 years ago in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Gordan Noland, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
332.   Ulric Noland turned 18. Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving east from Wilderness of New Waterford at an adequate pace. Ulric Noland traveled 34 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
333.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving east from Wilderness of New Waterford at a swift pace. Ulric Noland traveled 101 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Gunter Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
334.   Ulric Noland turned 20. Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a rapid pace. Ulric Noland traveled 37 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Gunter Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
335.   Ulric Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a reasonable pace. Ulric Noland traveled 6 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric reunited with his brother Jimmie Noland, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Girard, New Waterford.
336.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a reasonable pace. Ulric Noland traveled 36 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford.
337.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a rapid pace. Ulric Noland traveled 50 miles north in the wilderness of New Waterford.
338.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a steady pace. Ulric Noland traveled 38 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford.
339.   Ulric Noland turned 25. Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving west from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Ulric Noland traveled 104 miles west in the wilderness of New Waterford.
340.   Ulric Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Ulric visited his aunt, Carlisle Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving east from Wilderness of New Waterford at a leisurely pace. Ulric Noland traveled 5 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Gordan Noland, who 15 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
341.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving west from Wilderness of New Waterford at a swift pace. Ulric Noland traveled 3 miles west in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric Noland is wondering about his brother Gordan Noland, who 16 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
342.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a fast pace. Ulric Noland traveled 21 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford.
343.   Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a reasonable pace. Ulric Noland stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of New Waterford.
344.   Ulric Noland turned 30. Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving east from Wilderness of New Waterford at an unhurried pace. Ulric Noland traveled 12 miles east in the wilderness of New Waterford.
345.   Ulric Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Ulric Noland decided to leave Wilderness of New Waterford; he will do so shortly. Ulric Noland is moving south from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Ulric Noland traveled 12 miles south in the wilderness of New Waterford.
346.   Ulric Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of New Waterford, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Ulric Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Hickory Withe. Ulric Noland found an uninhabited house in Hickory Withe, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Ulric Noland moved into Noland House in Hickory Withe.
348.   Ulric Noland is thinking about leaving Hickory Withe, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
350.   Ulric Noland is thinking about leaving Hickory Withe, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
352.   Ulric just found out from Roderic Gilles that his uncle Morten Noland died of natural causes in Girard, New Waterford 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 30 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Roderic had recently found this out from Roderic Gilles.) Ulric just found out from Roderic Gilles that his uncle Hayden Noland died of natural causes in Myke Town, New Waterford 13 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 30 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Roderic had recently found this out from Morten Noland.)
353.   Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Gordan Noland, who 28 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
354.   Ulric Noland turned 40. Ulric Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Ulric Noland is thinking about leaving Hickory Withe, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Ulric visited his friend Roderic Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ulric Noland moved to Girard, 4 miles away from Hickory Withe. Ulric Noland moved out of Noland House in Hickory Withe. Ulric Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Girard, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Ulric Noland moved into Noland House in Girard. Ulric Noland met 13 new people this year: Pen Vaclav, Cletus Vaclav, Suellen Vaclav, Nikki Vaclav, Apollo Vaclav, Berty Noland, Benn Vaclav, Pierre Noland, Vita Noland, Onida Vaclav, Karee Vaclav, Hayden Noland, and Fenelia Vaclav. Ulric just found out from Ramesh Vaclav that his family member Suellen Myke died in a freak accident in Myke Town, New Waterford 15 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Ramesh had recently found this out from Morten Noland.) Ulric just found out from Ramesh Vaclav that his uncle Fernando Noland died of natural causes in Bedford, New Waterford 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 32 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Ramesh had recently found this out from Rollo Vaclav.) Ulric just found out from Ramesh Vaclav that his father Willmott Noland died of natural causes in Bedford, New Waterford 13 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Ramesh had recently found this out from Glyn Noland.) Ulric visited with his friend Whit Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 32 years ago in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric visited with his family member Charmane Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 32 years ago in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric reunited with his brother Graeme Noland, who he hasn't seen since 35 years ago in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric reunited with his brother Bancroft Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 32 years ago in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric just found out from Bancroft Vaclav that his family member Annalisa Noland died in Aleneva, New Waterford 29 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Bancroft had found this out from Morten Noland in 333.) Ulric Noland made 6 new friends this year: Hayden Noland, Pen Vaclav, Valerye Vaclav, Benn Vaclav, Ramesh Vaclav, and Apollo Vaclav. Ulric Noland is wondering about his brother Gunter Noland, who 23 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
355.   Ulric Noland is thinking about leaving Girard, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Ulric Noland made 3 new friends this year: Pierre Noland, Vita Noland, and Karee Vaclav.
356.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ulric this year. Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Gordan Noland, who 31 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
357.   Ulric Noland met one new person this year, Berty Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ulric this year. Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Gordan Noland, who 32 years ago set out for a new life in Waynesboro, New Waterford.
358.   Ulric Noland married Onida Vaclav in Girard, New Waterford. Onida Vaclav is now named Onida Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
359.   Ulric Noland met one new person this year, Cacilie Vaclav. Ulric just found out from Cacilie Vaclav that his brother Jimmie Noland died in Cantwell, New Waterford 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
360.   Onida Noland gave birth to a boy named David Rudolfo Noland, after David Vaclav, of whom Ulric Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
361.   Onida Noland gave birth to a boy named Ulric Ron Noland; he is named for his father Ulric Wilmer Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
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363.   Onida Noland asked Ulric Noland for a divorce; Ulric Noland agreed to it. Ulric Noland and Onida Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Onida Noland and Ulric Noland decided that their children, David and Ulric, will live with Onida. Onida Noland and Ulric Noland decided that Onida will stay in their house, and Ulric will move out. Ulric Noland moved out of Noland House in Girard. Ulric Noland moved into Noland House in Girard.
364.   Ulric Noland is now 50 years old.
365.   Ulric Noland married Berty Vaclav in Girard, New Waterford. Berty Vaclav is now named Berty Noland.
366.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ulric this year. Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Bancroft Vaclav, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Myke Town, New Waterford.
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368.   Ulric visited his friend Ramesh Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Girard, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ulric this year.
369.   Ulric Noland had an affair with Onida Noland; she is now pregnant. Ulric Noland had an affair with Onida Noland; Ulric's wife, Berty Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce.
370.   Ulric Noland is worrying about his brother Bancroft Vaclav, who 12 years ago set out for a new life in Myke Town, New Waterford.
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374.   Ulric Noland is now 60 years old.
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376.   Ulric Noland met one new person this year, Sullivan Myke. Ulric just found out from Sullivan Myke that his brother Bancroft Vaclav died of natural causes in Cantwell, New Waterford 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Sullivan had recently found this out from Elton Noland.) Ulric just found out from Sullivan Myke that his family member David Noland died in Myke Town, New Waterford 12 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 54 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Sullivan had found this out from Garcia Myke in 367.) Ulric visited with his family member Agatha Myke, who he hadn't seen since 49 years ago in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric just found out from Agatha Myke that his brother Graeme Noland died of natural causes in Gilles Lake, New Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. (Agatha had recently found this out from Elton Noland.) Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Hayden Noland; they haven't seen each other since 54 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Tuckie Vaclav; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Kenny Noland; they last saw each other 49 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Nevile Noland; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Ramesh Noland; they last saw each other 17 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Katina Noland; they last saw each other 20 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Pen Noland; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Prince Noland; they last saw each other 15 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Zeb Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 36 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Carlisle Vaclav; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Gunter Noland; they haven't seen each other since 46 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Morna Vaclav; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandmother, the late Millie Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 51 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Clark Noland; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Elonore Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 45 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Gerald Noland; they last saw each other 48 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Ramesh Vaclav; they last saw each other 12 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Lauri Noland; they last saw each other 18 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Ebonee Gilles; they last saw each other 35 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Pen Noland; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Theobald Noland; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Apollo Vaclav; they last saw each other 12 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Aeriell Vaclav; they last saw each other 58 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford. Ulric is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Hew Noland; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Girard, New Waterford.
377.   Ulric Noland has fallen ill. Ulric is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Agatha Myke, Berty Noland, Hayden Noland, Constancia Noland, Tann Noland, Vita Noland, Nicholas Noland, Willmott Noland, and Cletus Vaclav. Ulric Noland died in Girard, New Waterford, of natural causes; he was 63 years old. Ulric Noland was laid to rest in the Girard cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
379.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Jenine Vaclav, was born at sea on the Blithelike; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland.
384.   Ulric Noland's son David Noland married Alma Vaclav in Caddo, Port Jervis. Alma Vaclav is now named Alma Noland.
385.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Onida Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland.
387.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named David Noland, was born in the town of Mount Zollie, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland.
388.   Ulric Noland's son David Noland and Alma Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Ulric Noland's son David Noland married Rivkah Vaclav in Mount Zollie, Port Jervis. Rivkah Vaclav is now named Rivkah Noland. Ulric Noland's son Ulric Noland married Berty Noland in Caddo, Port Jervis.
389.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Jennine Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, Ulric Noland.
390.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Cherianne Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, Ulric Noland. Ulric Noland's son David Noland and Rivkah Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
392.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Charley Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, Ulric Noland. Ulric Noland's son David Noland married Madelle Noland in Caddo, Port Jervis.
394.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Zeke Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland. Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Willi Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, Ulric Noland.
397.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Laird Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland. Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Ralph Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, Ulric Noland.
398.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Dennie Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, Ulric Noland.
399.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Lyndy Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland. Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Dennie Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, Ulric Noland.
400.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Sibbie Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland.
401.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Alis Noland, was born in the town of Spring Valley, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland.
403.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Reginauld Noland, was born in the town of Spring Valley, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland.
404.   Ulric Noland's grandchild, named Walt Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's father is Ulric's son, David Noland.