Narrative

320.   Ham Merrill Noland was born to Suellen Noland and Ralph Noland in the town of Dry Creek, on the island of New Waterford. 5 people came to meet Ham Noland for the first time this year: Ralph Noland, Ramesh Vaclav, Ham Noland, Nikki Vaclav, and Suellen Noland. Ralph Noland stopped in the woods just outside Dry Creek. Ham Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Dry Creek. 5 people came to meet Ham Noland for the first time this year: Stillman Vaclav, Ralph Noland, Suellen Vaclav, Legra Noland, and Hedy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ham this year.
321.   Ham is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ham Noland's younger sister, Onida Noland, was born in Wilderness of New Waterford. Ham Noland's parents Suellen Noland and Ralph Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Suellen Noland and Ralph Noland decided that Ralph will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of New Waterford, and Suellen will leave. Ham Noland's sister, Onida Noland, died alone in the wilderness of New Waterford from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
322.   Ham is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Suellen Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Ham Noland moved into Noland House in Noland Crest. Ham Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of New Waterford. Onida Vaclav, Suellen Noland, Ramesh Vaclav, Ralph Noland, Nikki Vaclav, Ham Noland, and Ham Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on New Waterford called Noland Crest, which they named for Ham Noland.
323.   Ham is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
324.   Ham has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
325.   Ham Noland turned 5. Ham Noland made 4 new friends this year: Suellen Noland, Charmane Noland, Nikki Vaclav, and Suellen Vaclav.
326.   Ham Noland's father Ralph Noland married Charmane Noland in Noland Crest, New Waterford.
327.   Ham Noland moved out of Noland House in Noland Crest. Ham Noland moved into Noland House in Noland Crest. Ham Noland's father Ralph Noland married Suellen Noland in Noland Crest, New Waterford. Ham Noland's mother Suellen Noland married Ralph Noland in Noland Crest, New Waterford. The town of Noland Crest, New Waterford, which has no more open plots on which new residents could build their homes, is going to absorb the now unused adjacent land of the abandoned settlement of Healy Lake.
328.   Ham Noland's younger sister, Stace Noland, was born in Noland Crest. Ham Noland met one new person this year, Agatha Noland. Ham just found out from Lauri Noland that his uncle Morten Noland was murdered in the wilderness of New Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in the wilderness of New Waterford. (Lauri had recently found this out from Lauri Noland.) A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ham this year. There is talk of the settlements of Aleneva and Noland Crest consolidating.
329.   Ham Noland's younger sister, Charmane Noland, was born in Noland Crest. Ham Noland's sister, Charmane Noland, died in Noland Crest, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
330.   Ham Noland turned 10.
331.   Ralph Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Ham Noland's younger sister, Moira Noland, was born in Noland Crest. Ralph Noland moved to neighboring Girard. Ralph Noland found an uninhabited house in Girard, New Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Ham Noland moved out of Noland House in Noland Crest. Ham Noland moved into Vaclav House in Girard. Ham Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Noland Crest. Ham Noland met one new person this year, Glyn Noland. Ham Noland made 4 new friends this year: Stace Noland, Clarinda Noland, Glyn Noland, and Bancroft Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
332.   Ralph Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Ham Noland's younger half-sister, Arliene Noland, was born in Girard. Ham visited his friend Clarinda Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ham Noland's sister, Moira Noland, died in Girard, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Ralph Noland moved to Myke Town, 9 miles away from Girard. Ralph Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Myke Town, New Waterford, called Myke House, that could be resided in. Ham Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Girard. Ham Noland moved into Myke House in Myke Town. Ham Noland moved out of Myke House in Girard. Ham Noland met 5 new people this year: Sofia Gilles, Quigman Myke, Shalna Myke, Flint Myke, and Garcia Myke. Ham Noland made 5 new friends this year: Sofia Gilles, Rene Gilles, Garcia Myke, Quigman Myke, and Shalna Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
333.   Ham Noland's parents Ralph Noland and Suellen Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 5 children together.
335.   Ham Noland is now 15 years old.
336.   Ham Noland moved to Bedford, 5 miles away from Myke Town. Ham Noland moved out of Myke House in Myke Town. Ham Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Bedford, New Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Ham Noland moved into Noland House in Bedford. Ham Noland met 3 new people this year: Willmott Noland, Vita Noland, and Fenelia Noland. Ham Noland made 4 new friends this year: Graeme Noland, Glyn Noland, Fernando Noland, and Willmott Noland.
338.   Ham Noland turned 18. Ham Noland's mother Suellen Noland married Garcia Myke in Myke Town, New Waterford. Suellen Noland is now named Suellen Myke.
339.   Ham Noland's parents Garcia Myke and Suellen Myke divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
340.   Ham Noland turned 20. Ham just found out from Willmott Noland that his mother Suellen Myke died in a freak accident in Myke Town, New Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Myke Town, New Waterford. (Willmott had recently found this out from Charmane Vaclav.)
341.   Ham visited his friend Willmott Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ham Noland decided to leave Bedford; he will do so shortly. Ham Noland moved out of Noland House in Bedford. Ham Noland is moving north from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Ham Noland stopped in the wilderness 70 miles north of Bedford. Ham visited with his family member Glyn Noland, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in the wilderness of New Waterford.
343.   Charmane Vaclav had an affair with Ham Noland; she is now pregnant. Charmane Vaclav had an affair with Ham Noland; Charmane's husband, Nikki Vaclav, found out and is now contemplating divorce.
344.   Charmane Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Stephanie Millie Vaclav, of whom Ham Noland is the father. Ham Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Ham Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Old Harbor. Ham Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Old Harbor, New Waterford, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Ham Noland moved into Gilles House in Old Harbor. Ham Noland met 10 new people this year: Berty Gilles, Hubert Jordan, Gaylene Noland, Paul Noland, Armand Gilles, Georgetta Gilles, Bobbie Gilles, Lilias Gilles, Kevin Prasun, and Lazare Noland. Ham Noland made 5 new friends this year: Sherlocke Gilles, Hubert Jordan, Lazare Noland, Gaylene Noland, and Sacha Vaclav.
345.   Ham Noland is now 25 years old. Ham Noland met one new person this year, Rawley Prasun. Ham Noland made 4 new friends this year: Doroteya Gilles, Berty Gilles, Rawley Prasun, and Nestor Vaclav.
346.   Ham Noland met 3 new people this year: Alla Vaclav, Quent Jordan, and Capt. Jeb Guillermo. Ham Noland made 5 new friends this year: Bobbie Gilles, Chickie Guillermo, Capt. Jeb Guillermo, Quent Jordan, and Alexine Vaclav.
347.   Ham Noland met one new person this year, Xerxes Guillermo. Ham Noland made 6 new friends this year: Samson Gilles, Freda Noland, Ambur Prasun, Kevin Prasun, Juan Prasun, and Wolfie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ham this year.
348.   Ham visited his friend Capt. Jeb Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Ham Noland has fallen ill. Ham is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Sherlocke Gilles, Samson Gilles, Bobbie Gilles, Chickie Guillermo, Hubert Jordan, Quent Jordan, Doroteya Jordan, Gaylene Noland, Lazare Noland, Freda Noland, Ambur Prasun, Rawley Prasun, Kevin Prasun, Juan Prasun, Nestor Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Alexine Vaclav, and Sacha Vaclav. Ham Noland died in Old Harbor, New Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 28 years old. Ham Noland was laid to rest in the Old Harbor cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
353.   Ham Noland's sister, Stace Myke, murdered 16-year-old Robb Aldis in the wilderness of Wilderness of New Waterford.