Narrative

348.   Jacques Wallache Jordan was born to Doroteya Jordan and Quent Jordan in the town of Old Harbor, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his grandfather, Jacques Jordan. 8 people came to meet Jacques Jordan for the first time this year: Capt. Jeb Guillermo, Jacques Jordan, Doroteya Jordan, Quent Jordan, Ham Noland, Bobbie Gilles, Sherlocke Gilles, and Freda Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
349.   Jacques is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jacques Jordan's younger sister, Alma Jordan, was born in Old Harbor. Jacques Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Bobbie Gilles, Hubert Jordan, and Alexine Vaclav.
350.   Jacques is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jacques Jordan's younger brother, Silas Jordan, was born in Old Harbor. Alla Vaclav people came to meet Jacques Jordan for the first time.
351.   Jacques is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jacques Jordan's brother, Silas Jordan, died in Old Harbor, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Jacques Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Sherlocke Gilles, Chickie Guillermo, Kevin Prasun, Sidoney Prasun, and Nestor Vaclav.
352.   Jacques has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
353.   Jacques Jordan is now 5 years old. Jacques Jordan's mother, Doroteya Jordan, took her own life in Old Harbor, New Waterford; she was 25 years old. Jacques Jordan met 3 new people this year: Aidan Guillermo, Blinnie Jordan, and Peirce Guillermo.
354.   Jacques Jordan met two new people this year, Doug Jordan and Pascal Zollie. Jacques Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Ambur Gilles, Xerxes Guillermo, and Crystal Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
355.   Jacques Jordan met one new person this year, Lauri Aldis. Jacques Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Pavel Aldis, Pavel Aldis, Lauri Aldis, Mattie Myke, and Nathalia Zollie.
356.   Jacques Jordan met one new person this year, King Prasun. Jacques Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Stacie Aldis, Freda Gilles, Aidan Guillermo, Sidoney Guillermo, Doug Jordan, King Prasun, and Nikki Zollie.
357.   Jacques Jordan met two new people this year, Tyrone Prasun and Annalyse Jordan. Jacques Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Mira Aldis, Alma Jordan, Gaylene Jordan, and Wolfie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
358.   Jacques Jordan is now 10 years old. Quent Jordan is planning to move to a bigger town. Quent Jordan moved to Mount Hope, 13 miles away from Old Harbor. Quent Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Mount Hope, New Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Jacques Jordan moved out of Noland House in Old Harbor. Jacques Jordan moved into Zollie House in Mount Hope. Jacques Jordan moved out of Zollie House in Old Harbor. Jacques Jordan met 15 new people this year: Nathalia Zollie, Towny Vaclav, Uriel Jordan, Otha Jordan, Pascal Zollie, Algernon Zollie, Boniface Zollie, Isidore Guillermo, Yovonnda Guillermo, Duncan Zollie, Mariel Noland, Issy Zollie, Zelda Guillermo, Amy Zollie, and Chandler Guillermo. Jacques Jordan made 32 new friends this year: Zebadiah Gilles, Tamar Guillermo, Yovonnda Guillermo, Isidore Guillermo, Cletus Guillermo, Merill Guillermo, Chandler Guillermo, Zelda Guillermo, Amy Guillermo, Otha Jordan, Uriel Jordan, Carmina Jordan, Theobald Noland, Maura Noland, Mariel Noland, Lucky Prasun, Judy Vaclav, Faina Vaclav, Mordecai Vaclav, Wallas Vaclav, Flin Vaclav, Judy Vaclav, Elladine Vaclav, Ruthy Vaclav, Praneetf Vaclav, Hadley Vaclav, Bobbie Vaclav, Amy Zollie, Nathalia Zollie, Algernon Zollie, Boniface Zollie, and Issy Zollie.
359.   Jacques Jordan met one new person this year, Eyde Noland. Jacques Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Korrie Gilles, Murdoch Jordan, Eyde Noland, Towny Vaclav, Corby Vaclav, and Alla Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year. Jacques Jordan is worrying about his grandfather Sherlocke Gilles, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Moose Pass, New Waterford.
360.   Jacques Jordan met one new person this year, Britt Vaclav. Jacques just found out from Pascal Zollie that his uncle Bobbie Gilles died in a freak accident in Old Harbor, New Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Old Harbor, New Waterford. (Pascal had recently found this out from Mira Aldis.) Jacques Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Chandler Guillermo, Chandler Guillermo, and Lin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
361.   Jacques visited his friend Faina Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jacques Jordan met one new person this year, Jeanne Guillermo. Jacques Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Clio Guillermo, Hannibal Vaclav, Duncan Zollie, and Sidoney Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
362.   Jacques visited his aunt, Frankie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jacques visited his friend Chickie Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Old Harbor, New Waterford. Jacques visited his friend Tamar Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jacques Jordan met two new people this year, Ailina Vaclav and Wolfie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
363.   Jacques Jordan turned 15. Jacques visited his friend Chandler Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jacques Jordan met 3 new people this year: Marina Noland, Pen Noland, and Kissee Aldis. Jacques Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Zippy Vaclav, Loralie Vaclav, and Pascal Zollie.
364.   Jacques visited his friend Praneetf Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Mount Hope, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jacques Jordan met two new people this year, Kizzee Vaclav and Judy Vaclav. Jacques Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Olia Aldis, Kissee Aldis, Doreen Guillermo, Jeanne Guillermo, and Evonne Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
365.   Jacques Jordan met one new person this year, Hernando Vaclav. Jacques Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Armand Gilles, Marina Noland, and Kizzee Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jacques this year.
366.   Jacques Jordan turned 18. Jacques Jordan's father Quent Jordan married Mira Aldis in Mount Hope, New Waterford. Jacques visited his friend Murdoch Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Mount Hope, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jacques Jordan decided to leave Mount Hope; he will do so shortly. Jacques Jordan moved out of Zollie House in Mount Hope. Jacques Jordan is moving west from Wilderness of New Waterford at a rapid pace. Jacques Jordan stopped in the woods just outside Mount Hope.
368.   Jacques Jordan turned 20. Jacques Jordan is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Jacques visited his friend Armand Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Mount Hope, New Waterford. Jacques visited with his friend Wolfie Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Old Harbor, New Waterford. Jacques visited with his friend Nathalia Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Old Harbor, New Waterford.
369.   Jacques Jordan is thinking about leaving Wilderness of New Waterford, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Jacques visited his friend Wolfie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Old Harbor, New Waterford. Jacques Jordan died alone in the wilderness of New Waterford of starvation; he was 21 years old. Since there is no one in the vicinity of where Jacques Jordan died, he was not buried or given a gravestone.