Narrative

361.   Haywood Harvard Aldis was born to Cissie Aldis and Erl Aldis in the town of Metlakatla, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his great-grandfather, Haywood Shumeet. 13 people came to meet Haywood Aldis for the first time this year: Corby Aldis, Philly Noland, Harvard Aldis, Haywood Aldis, Erl Aldis, Gussy Noland, Caroljean Noland, Harvard Aldis, Sigfried Aldis, Cissie Aldis, Elie Aldis, Celinka Aldis, and Mordecai Aldis. Haywood Aldis's sister, Elie Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Haywood Aldis moved out of Quinn House in Metlakatla. Britni Vaclav people came to meet Haywood Aldis for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
362.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Aldis's younger sister, Elvira Aldis, was born in Wilderness of Port Jervis.
363.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
364.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haywood Aldis's father, Erl Aldis, took his own life in the wilderness of Port Jervis; he was 27 years old.
365.   Haywood has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Haywood visited his friend Britni Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
366.   Haywood Aldis is now 5 years old.
367.   Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Finley Noland.
369.   Haywood Aldis is worrying about his mother Cissie Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
370.   Haywood Aldis's mother Cissie Aldis married Dru Aldis in Caddo, Port Jervis.
371.   Haywood Aldis turned 10. Haywood Aldis is worrying about his mother Cissie Aldis, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
372.   Haywood Aldis is worrying about his mother Cissie Aldis, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
375.   Haywood Aldis is worrying about his mother Cissie Aldis, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
376.   Haywood Aldis turned 15. Haywood Aldis is worrying about his mother Cissie Aldis, who 9 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
377.   Haywood Aldis is worrying about his mother Cissie Aldis, who 10 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
378.   Haywood Aldis decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis; he will do so shortly. Haywood Aldis is moving east from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a swift pace. Haywood Aldis traveled 42 miles east in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Tomlin Aldis.
379.   Haywood Aldis is now 18 years old. Haywood Aldis has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Haywood Aldis decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Caddo. Haywood Aldis found an uninhabited house in Caddo, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Noland House in Caddo. Haywood Aldis met 6 new people this year: Andriana Noland, Dru Aldis, Spencer Aldis, Kelila Noland, Chas Noland, and Lian Aldis. Haywood reunited with his mother Cissie Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 13 years ago in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his family member Harvard Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haywood Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Flipper Aldis, Dru Aldis, Spencer Aldis, Gisela Aldis, Jack Aldis, Andriana Noland, Kelila Noland, Gustave Noland, and Andriana Noland.
380.   Haywood visited his friend Kelila Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haywood Aldis met 19 new people this year: Rivkah Vaclav, Aub Guillermo, Paul Noland, Xerxes Guillermo, Kissee Vaclav, Jojo Guillermo, Jenine Vaclav, Isidore Guillermo, Marten Vaclav, Thaddeus Noland, Aldrich Vaclav, Sebastian Guillermo, Dede Vaclav, Garrot Vaclav, Jacques Vaclav, Hermy Vaclav, Kizzee Vaclav, Gaby Vaclav, and Angelita Vaclav. Haywood Aldis made 19 new friends this year: Xerxes Guillermo, Sebastian Guillermo, Isidore Guillermo, Xerxes Guillermo, Chandler Guillermo, Clio Guillermo, Uriel Jordan, David Noland, Paul Noland, Ulric Noland, Clare Shumeet, Garrot Vaclav, Evonne Vaclav, Judy Vaclav, Dede Vaclav, Marten Vaclav, Hermy Vaclav, Kizzee Vaclav, and Jacques Vaclav.
381.   Haywood Aldis turned 20. Haywood Aldis married Gisela Aldis in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood Aldis met 3 new people this year: Zared Vaclav, Rory Vaclav, and Tate Jordan. Haywood Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Lian Aldis, Tate Jordan, Kissee Vaclav, Jenine Vaclav, and Aldrich Vaclav.
382.   Haywood is starting to pick up Monedusus. Haywood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. The dialect of Monedusus that Haywood Aldis speaks has so drastically diverged from its other dialects that it is now considered its own distinct language, called Monedusus; as such, Jervisi now speaks Haywood Haywood Aldis's younger half-brother, Joab Aldis, was born in the town of Caddo, on the island of Port Jervis. Gisela Aldis gave birth to a girl named Charlena Aurelie Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis met 3 new people this year: Bobbie Vaclav, Shurlocke Vaclav, and Marquita Noland. Haywood Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Bob Noland, Thaddeus Noland, Capt. Towny Vaclav, Alma Vaclav, Gaby Vaclav, and Amy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
383.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haywood Aldis's younger half-sister, Clo Aldis, was born in the town of Caddo, on the island of Port Jervis. Gisela Aldis gave birth to a girl named Joete Cissie Aldis, after Joete Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Gisela Aldis asked Haywood Aldis for a divorce, but Haywood pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Haywood Aldis's half-sister, Clo Aldis, died in Caddo, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
384.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Gisela Aldis gave birth to a girl named Arlena Elena Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis has decided to leave Caddo; he will go in the night without asking or even telling his wife Gisela Aldis. Haywood Aldis moved out of Noland House in Caddo. Haywood Aldis is moving south from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a rapid pace. Haywood Aldis stopped in the wilderness 5 miles south of Caddo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
385.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Gisela Aldis gave birth to a girl named Ninette Caroljean Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
386.   Haywood Aldis is now 25 years old. Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi.
387.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi.
388.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haywood Aldis asked Gisela Aldis for a divorce, but Gisela pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now.
389.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Gisela Aldis gave birth to a girl named Ethelind Karlen Aldis, after Ethelind Noland, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis's daughter, Joete Aldis, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis of starvation; she was 6 years old. Haywood Aldis decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis, and his wife Gisela Aldis argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Haywood Aldis's wife, Gisela Aldis, and children, Ninette Aldis, Charlena Aldis, Ethelind Aldis, and Arlena Aldis, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Haywood. Haywood Aldis is moving south from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a rapid pace. Haywood Aldis traveled a mile south in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Haywood just found out from Susanna Noland that his family member Caroljean Noland died in a freak accident in Bon Air, Port Jervis 11 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Susanna had recently found this out from Philly Noland.) Haywood reunited with his grandmother Philly Noland, who he hasn't seen since 28 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Chase Noland, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in the wilderness of Port Jervis. Haywood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Adrianne Guillermo, Jojo Guillermo, Philly Noland, and Chase Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
390.   Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Gisela Aldis gave birth to a boy named Erl Gerhard Aldis, after Erl Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis's daughter, Ethelind Aldis, died alone in the wilderness of Port Jervis from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Haywood Aldis has decided to leave Wilderness of Port Jervis; he will go in the night without asking or even telling his wife Gisela Aldis. Haywood Aldis is moving north from Wilderness of Port Jervis at a brisk pace. Haywood Aldis emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 5 miles north to Caddo. Haywood Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Caddo, Port Jervis, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Noland House in Caddo. Haywood Aldis met 4 new people this year: Constancia Aldis, Jennine Noland, Newton Noland, and Berty Noland. Haywood Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Arlena Aldis, Joab Aldis, Kaila Aldis, Newton Noland, Berty Noland, Chas Noland, Rory Vaclav, and Shurlocke Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
391.   Haywood Aldis is now 30 years old. Haywood is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Cherianne Noland. There is talk of the settlements of Caddo, New Tazewelland Noland's Bluff consolidating.
392.   Haywood has become fluent in Jervisi. Haywood Aldis's younger half-brother, Kincaid Aldis, was born in the town of Caddo, on the island of Port Jervis. Gisela Aldis asked Haywood Aldis for a divorce; Haywood pleaded for them to stay together, but Gisela insists on divorcing. Haywood Aldis and Gisela Aldis divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Gisela Aldis and Haywood Aldis decided that their children, Charlena, Arlena, Ninette, and Erl, will live with Gisela. Gisela Aldis and Haywood Aldis decided that Haywood will stay in their house, and Gisela will move out. Gisela Aldis and Haywood Aldis have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Haywood Aldis married Gisela Aldis in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood Aldis moved to neighboring Metlakatla, a mile away from Caddo. Haywood Aldis moved out of Noland House in Caddo. Haywood Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Zollie House in Metlakatla. Haywood Aldis met 16 new people this year: Eugen Noland, Stanley Noland, Hall Noland, Paddie Aldis, Katya Aldis, Haydon Aldis, Kippie Aldis, Krystal Noland, Gabriel Noland, Leona Aldis, Willi Guillermo, Bettye Aldis, Biddy Aldis, Gunther Noland, Corby Aldis, and Garwood Aldis. Haywood visited with his friend Aldrich Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his family member Corby Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his family member Mordecai Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his family member Gussy Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his family member Celinka Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Xerxes Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood Aldis made 17 new friends this year: Corby Aldis, Garwood Aldis, Corby Aldis, Dianna Aldis, Leontyne Aldis, Haydon Aldis, Haydon Aldis, Bettye Aldis, Biddy Aldis, Katya Aldis, Mordecai Aldis, Leona Aldis, Tomlin Aldis, Geeta Aldis, Krystal Noland, Gunther Noland, and Gunther Noland.
393.   Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Judy Guillermo. Haywood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Kippie Aldis, Celinka Aldis, Judy Guillermo, and Willi Guillermo.
394.   Haywood Aldis asked Gisela Aldis for a divorce, but Gisela pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Haywood Aldis moved to Spring Valley, 6 miles away from Metlakatla. Haywood Aldis moved out of Zollie House in Metlakatla. Haywood Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Spring Valley, Port Jervis, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Vaclav House in Spring Valley. Haywood Aldis met 9 new people this year: Ruby Noland, Kalila Vaclav, Bernard Noland, Rubetta Noland, Shayne Vaclav, Ragnar Noland, Tella Noland, Dennie Noland, and Cherianne Noland. Haywood caught up with an old acquaintance, Bobbie Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Kissee Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Wallas Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Capt. Towny Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his family member Harvard Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Garrot Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Amy Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Hermy Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his friend Jenine Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis. Haywood visited with his family member Sigfried Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 33 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haywood Aldis made 13 new friends this year: Harvard Aldis, Bernard Noland, Dennie Noland, Rubetta Noland, Ragnar Noland, Gill Noland, Dennie Noland, Bobbie Vaclav, Wallas Vaclav, Hazel Vaclav, Amy Vaclav, Kalila Vaclav, and Shayne Vaclav.
395.   Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Gianna Vaclav. Haywood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Sigfried Aldis, Tella Noland, Ruby Noland, and Hervey Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
396.   Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Theresa-Marie Vaclav. Haywood Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Dennie Noland, Cherianne Noland, Camille Prasun, and Gianna Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
397.   Haywood Aldis met one new person this year, Celinka Aldis.
398.   Haywood visited his friend Dennie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
399.   Gisela Aldis gave birth to a boy named Dru Wolfgang Aldis, after Dru Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis's son, Dru Aldis, died in Spring Valley, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Haywood Aldis moved to neighboring Bon Air, a mile away from Spring Valley. Haywood Aldis moved out of Vaclav House in Spring Valley. Haywood Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Bon Air, Port Jervis, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Haywood Aldis moved into Gilles House in Bon Air. Haywood Aldis met two new people this year, Husain Shumeet and Chuck Shumeet. Haywood visited with his friend Gaby Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Caddo, Port Jervis.
400.   Haywood Aldis and Gisela Aldis divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Haywood Aldis and Gisela Aldis decided that Haywood will stay in their house, and Gisela will move out.
401.   Haywood Aldis is now 40 years old.
405.   Haywood Aldis married Gaby Shumeet in Bon Air, Port Jervis. Gaby Shumeet is now named Gaby Aldis.
406.   Gaby Aldis gave birth to a girl named Kathleen Evonne Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis's daughter Charlena Aldis married Husain Shumeet in Bon Air, Port Jervis. Charlena Aldis is now named Charlena Shumeet. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
407.   Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Husain Shumeet, was born in the town of Bon Air, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Charlena Shumeet. Haywood Aldis's daughter, Arlena Aldis, took her own life in Bon Air, Port Jervis; she was 23 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haywood this year.
408.   Gaby Aldis gave birth to a boy named Hugo Rupert Aldis, of whom Haywood Aldis is the father. Haywood Aldis's grandchild, named Emile Shumeet, was born in the town of Bon Air, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haywood's daughter, Charlena Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haywood this year.