Narrative

384.   Haydon Reginald Aldis was born to Celinka Aldis and Haydon Aldis in the town of Metlakatla, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his father, Haydon Aldis. 18 people came to meet Haydon Aldis for the first time this year: Corby Aldis, Tomlin Aldis, Harvard Aldis, Katya Aldis, Celinka Aldis, Haydon Aldis, Gussy Aldis, Haydon Aldis, Sigfried Aldis, Caritta Aldis, Garwood Aldis, Bettye Aldis, Leontyne Aldis, Biddy Aldis, Leona Aldis, Kaila Aldis, Geeta Aldis, and Mordecai Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
385.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Kaila Aldis, Biddy Aldis, Dianna Aldis, and Pru Noland.
386.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Aldis's younger brother, Merrel Aldis, was born in Metlakatla. Haydon Aldis's brother, Merrel Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
387.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Tomlin Aldis, Bettye Aldis, and Geeta Aldis.
388.   Haydon is starting to pick up Jervisi. Haydon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis's younger sister, George Aldis, was born in Metlakatla. Haydon Aldis's sister, George Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
389.   Haydon Aldis is now 5 years old. Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis met two new people this year, Stanley Noland and Gunther Noland.
390.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis's younger brother, Paddie Aldis, was born in Metlakatla. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Eugen Noland. Haydon Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Corby Aldis, Kizzee Guillermo, Eugen Noland, Hall Noland, and Gabriel Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
391.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis met two new people this year, Judy Guillermo and Gunther Noland. Haydon Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Gussy Aldis, Paddie Aldis, Leona Aldis, Isidore Guillermo, Krystal Noland, and Gunther Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
392.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis's younger sister, Mairead Aldis, was born in Metlakatla. Haydon Aldis's brother, Harvard Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, after a freak accident; he was 19 years old. Haydon Aldis's sister, Mairead Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Haydon Aldis met 4 new people this year: Willi Guillermo, Erl Aldis, Arlena Aldis, and Ninette Aldis. Haydon Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Gisela Aldis, Ninette Aldis, Haywood Aldis, Charlena Aldis, Willi Guillermo, Krystal Noland, and Gunther Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
393.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Arlena Aldis, Judy Guillermo, and Aldrich Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
394.   Haydon Aldis turned 10. Haydon has become fluent in Jervisi. Haydon Aldis met two new people this year, Shalne Guillermo and Aub Guillermo.
395.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Zeke Noland. Haydon visited with his friend David Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
397.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Laird Noland. Haydon caught up with an old acquaintance, Kissee Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his uncle Sigfried Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
398.   Haydon visited his friend Gunther Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon Aldis met two new people this year, Hermann Vaclav and Carlye Guillermo. Haydon visited with his friend Jacques Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Sigfried Aldis, Jacques Vaclav, and Hermy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
399.   Haydon Aldis turned 15. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Lyndy Noland.
400.   Haydon Aldis met 3 new people this year: Dru Aldis, Kincaid Aldis, and Constancia Aldis. Haydon visited with his family member Kaila Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
401.   Haydon Aldis is thinking about leaving Metlakatla, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Dru Aldis, Kincaid Aldis, and Shalne Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
402.   Haydon Aldis turned 18. Haydon Aldis is thinking about leaving Metlakatla, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Rebe Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
403.   Haydon visited his friend Dru Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
404.   Haydon Aldis turned 20. Haydon Aldis met 3 new people this year: Alison Aldis, Towny Vaclav, and Gianna Vaclav. Haydon Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Uriel Jordan, Celinka Noland, Madelle Noland, and Gianna Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
405.   Haydon Aldis is thinking about leaving Metlakatla, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Haydon visited his friend Uriel Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon visited his friend Gabriel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon visited his friend Kincaid Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon Aldis met two new people this year, Lilllie Vaclav and Ruthy Jordan. Haydon just found out from Kalila Jordan that his family member Celinka Aldis died in a freak accident in Bon Air, Port Jervis 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Kalila had recently found this out from Krystal Noland.) Haydon just found out from Bertie Aldis that his nephew Aldrich Vaclav died in the wilderness of Port Jervis 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Bertie had recently found this out from Bertie Aldis.) Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Spencer Aldis, Bertie Aldis, and Theresa-Marie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
406.   Haydon visited his friend Krystal Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Madella Aldis. Haydon visited with his uncle Mordecai Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his family member Geeta Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Madella Aldis, Ruthy Jordan, and Gustave Noland.
407.   Haydon Aldis met 3 new people this year: Cherise Prasun, Nalani Prasun, and Alessandra Prasun. Haydon Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Zach Prasun, Dannye Prasun, Nalani Prasun, Cherise Prasun, and Lilllie Vaclav.
408.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Georgiamay Vaclav.