Narrative

354.   Haydon Philbert Aldis was born to Kippie Aldis and Flipper Aldis in the town of Metlakatla, on the island of Port Jervis. He is named after his grandfather, Haydon Shumeet. 9 people came to meet Haydon Aldis for the first time this year: Kaila Aldis, Flipper Aldis, Haydon Aldis, Tomlin Aldis, Gill Aldis, Cherianne Noland, Geeta Aldis, Andriana Noland, and Kippie Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
355.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Aldis's younger sister, Biddy Aldis, was born in Metlakatla.
356.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Tomlin Aldis, Kippie Aldis, and Wilber Prasun.
357.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
358.   Haydon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Flipper Aldis, Cherianne Noland, Caroljean Noland, Philly Noland, and Dennie Noland.
359.   Haydon Aldis is now 5 years old. Haydon Aldis met 8 new people this year: Corby Aldis, Rockwell Aldis, Dianna Noland, Sigfried Aldis, Harvard Aldis, Jack Aldis, Madelle Noland, and Mordecai Aldis. Haydon Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Mara Aldis, Geeta Aldis, Celinka Aldis, and Gussy Noland.
360.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Gisela Aldis. Haydon Aldis made 15 new friends this year: Dru Aldis, Corby Aldis, Mordecai Aldis, Harvard Aldis, Gisela Aldis, Joete Aldis, Harvard Aldis, Biddy Aldis, Gill Aldis, Kaila Aldis, Jack Aldis, Dianna Noland, Madelle Noland, Bob Noland, and Filippa Noland.
361.   Haydon Aldis's younger brother, Flipper Aldis, was born in Metlakatla. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
363.   Haydon visited his friend Gilbertine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time.
364.   Haydon Aldis turned 10. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
366.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Chase Noland. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Flipper Aldis, Rodney Aldis, and Chase Noland.
369.   Haydon Aldis is now 15 years old.
370.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Marion Prasun. Haydon Aldis is wondering about his sister Kaila Aldis, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Spring Valley, Port Jervis.
371.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year. Haydon Aldis is worrying about his sister Kaila Aldis, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Spring Valley, Port Jervis.
372.   Haydon Aldis turned 18. Haydon Aldis married Celinka Aldis in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Midge Aldis. Haydon visited with his friend Jack Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
373.   Celinka Aldis gave birth to a boy named Harvard Tomlin Aldis, after Harvard Aldis, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Kizzee Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year. Haydon Aldis is worrying about his sister Gill Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Spring Valley, Port Jervis.
374.   Haydon Aldis is now 20 years old. Celinka Aldis gave birth to a boy named Wilhelm Flipper Aldis, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. Haydon Aldis's son, Wilhelm Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Haydon Aldis is worrying about his sister Gill Aldis, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Spring Valley, Port Jervis.
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376.   Celinka Aldis gave birth to a girl named Katya Delly Aldis, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year. Haydon Aldis is worrying about his sister Gill Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Spring Valley, Port Jervis.
377.   In Aldis House, their home, Haydon is attending to Flipper Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon Aldis's father, Flipper Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, of natural causes; he was 62 years old. Haydon Aldis is worrying about his sister Gill Noland, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Spring Valley, Port Jervis.
378.   Celinka Aldis gave birth to a girl named Leona Mara Aldis, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. Haydon visited his friend Marion Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon visited with his friend Dianna Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
379.   Haydon Aldis is now 25 years old. Celinka Aldis asked Haydon Aldis for a divorce, but Haydon pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. In Aldis House, their home, Haydon is attending to Kippie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon Aldis's mother, Kippie Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
381.   Haydon visited his uncle, Rodney Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year. Haydon Aldis is worrying about his brother Flipper Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
382.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Aldrich Vaclav. Haydon just found out from Kaila Aldis that his family member Cherianne Noland died of natural causes in Spring Valley, Port Jervis 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Kaila had recently found this out from Kaila Aldis.) Haydon reunited with his sister Kaila Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Garwood Aldis, Kissee Vaclav, Aldrich Vaclav, and Wallas Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
383.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
384.   Haydon Aldis turned 30. Celinka Aldis gave birth to a boy named Haydon Reginald Aldis; he is named for his father Haydon Philbert Aldis. Haydon Aldis met 4 new people this year: Thekla Noland, Pru Noland, David Noland, and Rivkah Vaclav. Haydon visited with his friend Philly Noland, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his friend Chase Noland, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Haydon Aldis, Leontyne Aldis, Alma Noland, David Noland, Pru Noland, Rivkah Vaclav, Dede Vaclav, and Jacques Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
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386.   Celinka Aldis gave birth to a boy named Merrel Spud Aldis, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. Haydon Aldis's son, Merrel Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
387.   Haydon is starting to pick up Jervisi. Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
388.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Celinka Aldis gave birth to a girl named George Esma Aldis, after George Noland, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. Haydon Aldis's daughter, George Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
389.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis met 4 new people this year: Hall Noland, Gabriel Noland, Krystal Noland, and Gunther Noland. Haydon Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Gunther Noland, Hall Noland, Krystal Noland, Krystal Noland, Gabriel Noland, and Stanley Noland.
390.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Celinka Aldis gave birth to a boy named Paddie Dunstan Aldis, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. Haydon Aldis met 4 new people this year: Xerxes Guillermo, Kizzee Guillermo, Eugen Noland, and Gunther Noland. Haydon Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Willi Guillermo, Xerxes Guillermo, Kizzee Guillermo, and Eugen Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
391.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Judy Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
392.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Jervisi. Celinka Aldis gave birth to a girl named Mairead Kippie Aldis, of whom Haydon Aldis is the father. Haydon Aldis's son, Harvard Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, after a freak accident; he was 19 years old. Haydon Aldis's daughter, Mairead Aldis, died in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Haydon Aldis met 4 new people this year: Haywood Aldis, Charlena Aldis, Arlena Aldis, and Ninette Aldis. Haydon visited with his friend Gisela Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Ninette Aldis, Haywood Aldis, Arlena Aldis, Charlena Aldis, and Gunther Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
393.   Haydon has become fluent in Jervisi. Haydon Aldis met two new people this year, Erl Aldis and Shalne Guillermo. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Celinka Aldis, Erl Aldis, and Shalne Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
394.   Haydon Aldis is now 40 years old. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Aub Guillermo.
395.   Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Zeke Noland. Haydon visited with his friend Madelle Noland, who he hadn't seen since 28 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his friend David Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his friend Alma Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
396.   Haydon Aldis is worrying about his brother Tomlin Aldis, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Caddo, Port Jervis.
397.   Haydon Aldis's daughter Leona Aldis married Aldrich Vaclav in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Leona Aldis is now named Leona Vaclav. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Hermy Vaclav. Haydon visited with his friend Kissee Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his family member Sula Noland, who he hadn't seen since 38 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his friend Sigfried Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
398.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Aldrich Vaclav, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Leona Vaclav. Haydon visited his friend Xerxes Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon visited his friend Gunther Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon Aldis met 3 new people this year: Hermann Vaclav, Carlye Guillermo, and Lian Vaclav. Haydon visited with his friend Jacques Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Paddie Aldis, Carlye Guillermo, and Lian Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
399.   Haydon Aldis's daughter Katya Aldis married Hall Noland in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Katya Aldis is now named Katya Noland. Haydon Aldis met 3 new people this year: Lyndy Noland, Laird Noland, and Joab Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
400.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Aldrich Vaclav, was born in the wilderness of Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Leona Vaclav. Haydon Aldis met two new people this year, Kincaid Aldis and Constancia Aldis. Haydon just found out from Dru Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Philly Noland, died of natural causes in Noland's Bluff, Port Jervis 9 years ago. Philly and Haydon first met 42 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, but hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Dru had recently found this out from Thekla Vaclav.) Haydon just found out from Dru Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Chase Noland, died of natural causes in Noland's Bluff, Port Jervis 3 years ago. Chase and Haydon first met 34 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, but hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Dru had recently found this out from Thekla Vaclav.) Haydon reunited with his sister Kaila Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon visited with his friend Dru Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 39 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Kincaid Aldis, Constancia Aldis, and Marten Vaclav.
401.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Madelle Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Katya Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
402.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Celinka Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Katya Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
403.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Adey Vaclav, was born in the wilderness of Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Leona Vaclav. Haydon visited his friend Dru Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 44 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time.
404.   Haydon Aldis is now 50 years old. Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Donnie Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Katya Noland. Haydon Aldis met 4 new people this year: Kalila Jordan, Gianna Vaclav, Towny Vaclav, and Theresa-Marie Vaclav. Haydon Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Uriel Jordan, Kalila Jordan, Gianna Vaclav, Theresa-Marie Vaclav, and Towny Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
405.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Saundra Vaclav, was born in the wilderness of Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Leona Vaclav. Haydon visited his friend Uriel Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon visited his friend Gabriel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon visited his friend Kincaid Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon Aldis met 4 new people this year: Spencer Aldis, Bertie Aldis, Lilllie Vaclav, and Ruthy Jordan. Haydon just found out from Krystal Noland that his niece Celinka Aldis died in a freak accident in Bon Air, Port Jervis 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Krystal had recently found this out from Willi Guillermo.) Haydon just found out from Bertie Aldis that his family member Aldrich Vaclav died in the wilderness of Port Jervis 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. (Bertie had recently found this out from Bertie Aldis.) Haydon Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Spencer Aldis, Bertie Aldis, Ruthy Jordan, and Donnie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year. Haydon is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Gussy Aldis; they first met 48 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis and last saw each other 12 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis.
406.   Haydon visited his friend Krystal Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis, where they meet now for the last time. Haydon Aldis met one new person this year, Madella Aldis. Haydon visited with his friend Mordecai Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Haydon reunited with his sister Geeta Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 12 years ago in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
407.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Don Vaclav, was born in the town of Royal, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Leona Vaclav. Haydon Aldis met 5 new people this year: Cherise Prasun, Dannye Prasun, Nalani Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, and Zach Prasun. Haydon Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Zach Prasun, Cherise Prasun, Dannye Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, and Nalani Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
408.   Haydon Aldis's grandchild, named Bellamy Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Katya Noland.