Narrative

292.   Haydon Thornie Shumeet was born to Sabina Shumeet and Leopold Shumeet in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. 8 people came to meet Haydon Shumeet for the first time this year: Judith Prasun, Leopold Shumeet, Jerrilee Jordan, Haydon Shumeet, Bear Shumeet, Gabriel Aldis, Sabina Shumeet, and Karin Jordan. Haydon Shumeet's parents Sabina Shumeet and Leopold Shumeet divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Sabina Shumeet and Leopold Shumeet decided that Sabina will stay in their house, and Leopold will move out. Haydon Shumeet's father Leopold Shumeet married Rycca Gilles in Derby, Waterford. Haydon visited his father, Leopold Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon Shumeet's father, Leopold Shumeet, died in Derby, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 30 years old. Sabina Shumeet stopped in the wilderness 10 miles east of Derby. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Quinn House in Derby. Spike Vaclav people came to meet Haydon Shumeet for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
293.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Nev Aldis, Zelig Noland, and Becca Zollie.
294.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eirena Gilles people came to meet Haydon Shumeet for the first time.
295.   Haydon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Shumeet's mother Sabina Shumeet married Zelig Noland in the wilderness of Waterford; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Waterford, along with children Bear Shumeet and Haydon Shumeet. Sabina Shumeet is now named Sabina Noland.
296.   Haydon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Haydon Shumeet's younger half-sister, Bessy Noland, was born in Wilderness of Waterford. Haydon Shumeet's half-sister, Bessy Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Waterford from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
297.   Haydon Shumeet is now 5 years old. Haydon Shumeet's mother, Sabina Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Waterford of starvation; she was 30 years old. Zelig Noland emerged from the wilderness, after traveling a mile south to Chancellor. Zelig Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Chancellor, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Haydon Shumeet moved into Zollie House in Chancellor. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Waterford. Haydon Shumeet met 9 new people this year: Fritz Aldis, Cathlene Aldis, Aleta Gilles, Shelagh Noland, Fonsie Melvin, Garry Aldis, Dona Aldis, Joycelin Zollie, and Bernardina Noland. Haydon Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Kettie Aldis, Anallese Aldis, Brent Aldis, Aleta Gilles, and Nadya Zollie.
298.   Haydon Shumeet moved into Zollie House in Chancellor. Haydon Shumeet met two new people this year, Rubi Zollie and Algernon Aldis. Haydon Shumeet made 17 new friends this year: Fritz Aldis, Kacy Aldis, Cathlene Aldis, Algernon Aldis, Silvie Gilles, Lindsey Gilles, Rosalia Melvin, Korney Melvin, Max Melvin, Saxe Noland, Bernardina Noland, Morris Noland, Shelagh Noland, Dewey Noland, Bear Shumeet, Schroeder Zollie, and Sorcha Zollie.
299.   Zelig Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Zelig Noland moved to Derby, 9 miles away from Chancellor. Zelig Noland found an uninhabited house in Derby, Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Zollie House in Chancellor. Haydon Shumeet moved into Noland House in Derby. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Chancellor. Haydon Shumeet met 33 new people this year: Alley Aldis, Marys Zollie, Conroy Aldis, Dirk Vaclav, Clo Aldis, Win Aldis, Rosy Noland, Jason Myke, Iain Noland, Kendal Aldis, Maryangelyn Melvin, Winne Melvin, Kevan Noland, Phedra Jordan, Pippy Vaclav, Tania Gilles, Aubrey Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, Lynde Vaclav, Mohamad Gilles, Sile Aldis, Rici Gilles, Christof Noland, Madelle Aldis, Antonius Aldis, Ivett Vaclav, Lem Zollie, Modestine Aldis, Yvette Noland, Stacy Aldis, Daloris Noland, Cecil Vaclav, and Kippie Shumeet. Haydon Shumeet made 78 new friends this year: Madelle Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Sloan Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Clo Aldis, Alley Aldis, Marta Aldis, Ada Aldis, Win Aldis, Gusti Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Modestine Aldis, Jolyn Aldis, Gabriel Aldis, Tania Gilles, Pamela Gilles, Lamb Gilles, Wylma Gilles, Siouxie Gilles, Rici Gilles, Mohamad Gilles, Janis Gilles, Sidonia Gilles, Toinette Gilles, Tuckie Gilles, Humbert Gilles, Archon Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Rycca Gilles, Jerrilee Jordan, Phedra Jordan, Latia Jordan, Linoel Melvin, Winne Melvin, Tate Melvin, Maryangelyn Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Vernon Melvin, Tallie Melvin, Gibb Melvin, Demetrius Melvin, Gwendolyn Myke, Davoud Myke, Jason Myke, Rubetta Noland, Camella Noland, Melinda Noland, Joelle Noland, Christof Noland, Kevan Noland, Rosy Noland, Sharity Noland, Yvette Noland, Jeanie Noland, Iain Noland, Cyrillus Prasun, Ag Quinn, Ingram Quinn, Kippie Shumeet, Aubrey Vaclav, Ivett Vaclav, Pippy Vaclav, Dirk Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, Morley Vaclav, Lura Vaclav, Mavis Vaclav, Gunner Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, Alfonso Vaclav, Raina Vaclav, Odele Zollie, Shaine Zollie, Beverly Zollie, Nadya Zollie, Hodge Zollie, Lem Zollie, and Elnora Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
300.   Haydon Shumeet met 8 new people this year: Nissy Aldis, Wenonah Gilles, Rab Noland, Shandy Gilles, Roman Vaclav II, Moreen Quinn, Egbert Quinn, and Hall Aldis. Haydon Shumeet made 19 new friends this year: Leif Aldis, Nissy Aldis, Hall Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Miranda Aldis, Zebadiah Gilles, Wenonah Gilles, Shandy Gilles, Camella Melvin, Octavia Melvin, Anni Noland, Rab Noland, Daloris Noland, Egbert Quinn, Nixie Quinn, Moreen Quinn, Leo Quinn, Lynde Vaclav, and Marys Zollie.
301.   Zelig Noland is planning to move to a smaller town. Zelig Noland moved to St. Joseph, 6 miles away from Derby. Zelig Noland heard about an uninhabited house in St. Joseph, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Noland House in Derby. Haydon Shumeet moved into Aldis House in St. Joseph. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Aldis House in Derby. Haydon Shumeet met 15 new people this year: Sasha Quinn, Harrison Quinn, Carlin Aldis, Illa Zollie, Reginald Zollie, Noella Zollie, Kerry Aldis, Shepard Myke, Fernande Vaclav, Tommi Gilles, Juliet Zollie, Locke Quinn, Mirilla Vaclav, Dru Aldis, and Pierrette Quinn. Haydon Shumeet made 40 new friends this year: Carlin Aldis, Shayna Aldis, Ivette Aldis, Crystie Aldis, Kerry Aldis, Dona Aldis, Sallyanne Gilles, Dari Melvin, Nona Melvin, Fanya Melvin, Shepard Myke, Roana Myke, Hussein Myke, Ruddy Myke, Tait Myke, Mayer Myke, Humbert Myke, Madella Myke, Tybalt Myke, Thaddeus Myke, Murphy Myke, Marita Quinn, Sasha Quinn, Harrison Quinn, Locke Quinn, Mavis Quinn, Rosette Quinn, Capt. Judy Quinn, Judy Quinn, Pierrette Quinn, Evangeline Vaclav, Roddie Vaclav, Ingaborg Vaclav, Bernette Vaclav, Codee Vaclav, Tobiah Zollie, Reginald Zollie, Noella Zollie, Juliet Zollie, and Theda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
302.   Haydon Shumeet is now 10 years old. Zelig Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Zelig Noland moved to Derby, 6 miles away from St. Joseph. Zelig Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Derby, Waterford, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Haydon Shumeet moved into Prasun House in Derby. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Prasun House in St. Joseph. Haydon Shumeet met 13 new people this year: Demosthenis Noland, Isadora Gilles, Koo Noland, Eartha Gilles, Corena Aldis, Nicolas Noland, Fabrianne Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Christy Aldis, Aleta Noland, Lindsay Aldis, Camella Noland, and Edgar Aldis. Haydon Shumeet made 18 new friends this year: Fidelia Aldis, Sile Aldis, Eartha Gilles, Fabrianne Gilles, Isadora Gilles, Gunilla Gilles, Barclay Gilles, Joleen Gilles, Ferdinanda Gilles, Kendre Gilles, Kalle Gilles, Barclay Gilles, Nicolas Noland, Fan Noland, Koo Noland, Demosthenis Noland, Stillmann Prasun, and Locke Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
303.   Haydon visited his friend Koo Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon Shumeet met 8 new people this year: Haywood Shumeet, Ruthi Noland, Val Melvin, Staford Noland, Humbert Gilles, Charles Aldis, Harley Gilles, and Ignacio Quinn. Haydon Shumeet made 14 new friends this year: Lindsay Aldis, Charles Aldis, Brent Aldis, Christy Aldis, Edgar Aldis, Darcy Aldis, Antonius Aldis, Humbert Gilles, Harley Gilles, Aleta Noland, Ignacio Quinn, Haywood Shumeet, Haywood Shumeet, and Joycelin Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
304.   Haydon visited his friend Sidonia Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Haydon Shumeet's brother, Bear Shumeet, murdered 25-year-old Stillmann Prasun in Derby, Waterford. Haydon Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Lenora Gilles, Venita Gilles, and Charmine Gilles. Haydon Shumeet made 14 new friends this year: Corena Aldis, Kerianne Gilles, Venita Gilles, Jack Gilles, Cory Gilles, Andree Gilles, Cory Gilles, Lenora Gilles, Bobbi Gilles, Charmine Gilles, Staford Noland, Camella Noland, Cherise Prasun, and Beverly Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
305.   Haydon Shumeet met 9 new people this year: Baillie Vaclav, Garvin Melvin, Malcolm Prasun, Lenora Vaclav, Mag Zollie, Debor Shumeet, Odell Aldis, Correy Zollie, and Gonzalo Zollie. Haydon Shumeet made 15 new friends this year: Brent Aldis, Kendal Aldis, Sean Gilles, King Prasun, Debor Shumeet, Lenora Vaclav, Bevvy Vaclav, Kevan Vaclav, Fitz Vaclav, Benoite Vaclav, Correy Zollie, Illa Zollie, Gonzalo Zollie, Mag Zollie, and Thurston Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
306.   Zelig Noland is planning to move to a smaller town. Zelig Noland moved to Circle, 3 miles away from Derby. Zelig Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Circle, Waterford, called Myke House, that could be resided in. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Prasun House in Derby. Haydon Shumeet moved into Myke House in Circle. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Myke House in Derby. Haydon Shumeet met 16 new people this year: Charissa Myke, Elsa Vaclav, Latia Gilles, Alisun Aldis, Barris Aldis, Nelli Gilles, Gilbertine Gilles, Tiebold Aldis, Marion Vaclav, Clare Quinn, Franklyn Vaclav, Baily Vaclav, Lola Aldis, Wesley Gilles, Dean Gilles, and Shandy Gilles. Haydon Shumeet made 39 new friends this year: Harvard Aldis, Lea Aldis, Julieta Aldis, Alisun Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Barris Aldis, Tiebold Aldis, Sid Gilles, Veronika Gilles, Latia Gilles, Elnora Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Wesley Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Shandy Gilles, Myrtle Gilles, Gilbertine Gilles, Ismail Melvin, Charissa Myke, Effie Noland, Staford Noland, Zelig Noland, Ruthi Noland, Bartlett Prasun, Fan Prasun, Clare Quinn, Dode Shumeet, Philbert Vaclav, Gianna Vaclav, Baily Vaclav, Marika Vaclav, Franklyn Vaclav, Leopold Vaclav, Elsa Vaclav, Nadya Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, Sander Zollie, Georg Zollie, and Siouxie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
307.   Haydon Shumeet turned 15. Stacy Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Circle for an expedition on the Pterodactyloid, which Stacy Aldis has agreed to lead. Zelig Noland accepted an invitation from Stacy Aldis to leave Circle on the Pterodactyloid. Haydon Shumeet moved out of Myke House in Circle. Haydon Shumeet boarded the Pterodactyloid from the port of Circle, Waterford. Stacy Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Pterodactyloid, under command of Capt. Stacy Aldis, has left the harbor at Circle, Waterford. The Pterodactyloid is heading S at full-speed. Haydon Shumeet met two new people this year, Wilber Gilles and Sigfried Gilles. Haydon Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Lola Aldis, Wilber Gilles, Erl Gilles, Kelila Noland, and Leopold Vaclav.
308.   The Pterodactyloid is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Pterodactyloid have spotted land. The Pterodactyloid is approaching the island of Port Jervis. Pterodactyloid is now docked at Bon Air, on Port Jervis. Haydon Shumeet is attempting to find an open lot in Bon Air, Port Jervis, on which a house could be built. Haydon Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Bon Air. Haydon Shumeet met two new people this year, Mara Prasun and Jeanine Gilles. Haydon Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Merle Prasun, Horatio Prasun, Mara Prasun, and Leonora Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
309.   Haydon Shumeet's brother, Bear Shumeet, murdered 46-year-old Thorndike Melvin in St. Joseph, Waterford. This was his second victim. Haydon Shumeet met one new person this year, Rodney Aldis. Haydon Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Sigfried Gilles, Jeanine Gilles, Karlen Vaclav, and Marion Vaclav.
310.   Haydon Shumeet turned 18. Haydon Shumeet met 4 new people this year: Blaine Zollie, Dode Vaclav, Filippa Aldis, and Rani Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
311.   Haydon Shumeet married Nadya Vaclav in Bon Air, Port Jervis. Nadya Vaclav is now named Nadya Shumeet. Haydon Shumeet met two new people this year, Spencer Zollie and Spense Noland. Haydon Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Filippa Aldis, Spense Noland, and Spencer Zollie.
312.   Haydon Shumeet is now 20 years old. Haydon visited his friend Veronika Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Haydon Shumeet met two new people this year, Roddie Vaclav and Sibyl Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
313.   Haydon Shumeet met two new people this year, Bettine Aldis and Celinka Noland. Haydon Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Celinka Noland, Cherise Quinn, and Sibyl Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
314.   Nadya Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Kippie Brita Shumeet, after Kippie Shumeet, of whom Haydon Shumeet is the father. Haydon Shumeet met one new person this year, Sarina Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
315.   Nadya Shumeet gave birth to a girl named Cherianne Carlisle Shumeet, after Cherianne Vaclav, of whom Haydon Shumeet is the father. Haydon Shumeet met 3 new people this year: Mara Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, and Addie Noland. Haydon Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Sarina Gilles, Mara Prasun, and Rudolfo Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Haydon this year.
316.   Nadya Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Dwane Philbert Shumeet, of whom Haydon Shumeet is the father. Haydon Shumeet's wife, Nadya Shumeet, murdered 32-year-old Ruddy Myke in Bon Air, Port Jervis. Haydon Shumeet took his own life in Bon Air, Port Jervis; he was 24 years old. Haydon Shumeet was laid to rest in the Bon Air cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
317.   Nadya Shumeet gave birth to a boy named Haydon Leopold Shumeet; he is named for his father Haydon Thornie Shumeet.
341.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Josef Shumeet, was born in the town of Mount Zollie, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Shumeet. Haydon Shumeet's daughter Kippie Shumeet married Flipper Aldis in Metlakatla, Port Jervis. Kippie Shumeet is now named Kippie Aldis.
342.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Nerty Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis.
343.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Kaila Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis. Haydon Shumeet's daughter, Cherianne Shumeet, murdered 35-year-old Rudolfo Prasun in Mount Zollie, Port Jervis.
345.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Rodney Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis.
346.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Lola Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis.
347.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Carolin Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis.
348.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Price Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis. Haydon Shumeet's daughter Cherianne Shumeet married Bob Noland in Mountain Creek, Port Jervis.
349.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Tomlin Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis. Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Andriana Noland, was born in the town of Mountain Creek, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland.
350.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Gill Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis. Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Lilllie Noland, was born in the town of Mountain Creek, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland. Haydon Shumeet's daughter Cherianne Noland and Bob Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Bob Noland and Cherianne Noland decided that their children, Andriana and Lilllie, will live with Cherianne.
352.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Geeta Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis. Haydon Shumeet's daughter Cherianne Noland married Dennie Noland in Caddo, Port Jervis.
354.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Haydon Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis. Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Tristan Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland.
355.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Biddy Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis.
357.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Dennie Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland.
358.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Sula Noland, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland.
361.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Flipper Aldis, was born in the town of Metlakatla, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Kippie Aldis.
362.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Kalila Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland. Haydon Shumeet's daughter Cherianne Noland and Dennie Noland divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Haydon Shumeet's daughter Cherianne Noland married Dennie Noland in Caddo, Port Jervis.
366.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Berty Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland.
367.   Haydon Shumeet's grandchild, named Dennie Noland, was born in the town of Caddo, Port Jervis; the child's mother is Haydon's daughter, Cherianne Noland.