Narrative

277.   Dewey Florian Noland was born to Anallese Noland and Leigh Noland in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Dewey Aldis. 15 people came to meet Dewey Noland for the first time this year: Sheppard Prasun, Morris Noland, Misha Noland, Arleta Gilles, Lura Zollie, Malcolm Gilles, Anallese Noland, Thedrick Aldis, Terence Prasun, Kincaid Noland, Mariel Vaclav, Dewey Noland, Alys Aldis, Rycca Gilles, and Leigh Noland. 10 people came to meet Dewey Noland for the first time this year: Sharity Noland, Ivette Aldis, Shelia Aldis, Silvie Zollie, Rubetta Aldis, Nadya Zollie, Kath Noland, Myrtle Zollie, Hodge Zollie, and Seth Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
278.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Leigh Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Dewey Noland's younger brother, Brandon Noland, was born in Derby. Leigh Noland moved to Cummington, 12 miles away from Derby. Leigh Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Dewey Noland moved out of Aldis House in Derby. Dewey Noland moved into Aldis House in Cummington. Dewey Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Kissiah Zollie and Dode Gilles. Dewey Noland made 44 new friends this year: Stacy Aldis, Karin Aldis, Halimeda Aldis, Jim Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Madelle Gilles, Joycelin Gilles, Valaria Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Dode Gilles, Shep Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Terri-Jo Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Robena Gilles, Janis Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Indira Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Loleta Guillermo, Ibby Melvin, Krissie Melvin, Breena Melvin, Frederica Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Ambrosia Noland, Odele Noland, Alexis Noland, Zelig Noland, Zelig Noland, Koo Noland, Terence Prasun, Eulalie Prasun, Aidan Shumeet, Addie Shumeet, Leigh Vaclav, Mariel Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Kissiah Zollie, Etta Zollie, and Hank Zollie.
279.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Malcolm Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Malcolm Gilles has agreed to lead. Leigh Noland declined an invitation from Malcolm Gilles to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph, for unstated reasons. Dewey Noland's parents Leigh Noland and Anallese Noland divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Leigh Noland and Anallese Noland decided that Leigh will stay in their house, and Anallese will move out. Dewey Noland moved out of Aldis House in Cummington. Dewey Noland moved into Noland House in Cummington. Dewey Noland made 27 new friends this year: Aziz Aldis, Leopold Aldis, Antonius Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Elnora Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Kate Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Dode Gilles, Matilde Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Max Noland, Jacinda Noland, Tuckie Noland, Nealy Noland, Daloris Noland, Anallese Noland, Bessy Noland, Leopold Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Aubrey Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Elinor Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Max Zollie.
280.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Noland made 20 new friends this year: Clarisa Aldis, Rona Aldis, Nev Aldis, Tania Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Skip Gilles, Ann Gilles, Jack Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Camella Noland, Bernd Noland, Melinda Noland, Crystal Prasun, Uriel Prasun, Abdel Vaclav, Adrian Vaclav, and Jermain Zollie.
281.   Dewey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Noland made 13 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Ellynn Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Randolph Melvin, Denny Melvin, Vernon Melvin, Morris Noland, Morlee Noland, Gianna Shumeet, and Windy Zollie.
282.   Dewey Noland turned 5. Dewey Noland met 9 new people this year: Iggy Myke, Siouxie Aldis, Suzzy Gilles, Michal Gilles, Shannon Prasun, Joletta Gilles, Gabriel Aldis, Aubert Vaclav, and Bernardina Gilles. Dewey Noland made 12 new friends this year: Arleta Aldis, Huntlee Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Nevins Jordan, Carolann Prasun, Miranda Prasun, Biddy Prasun, Aubert Vaclav, Meredithe Vaclav, Benn Zollie, Jolynn Zollie, and Pamela Zollie.
283.   Dewey visited his aunt, Liane Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey visited his cousin, Denny Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Gianna Shumeet, Fan Aldis, and Harvard Aldis. Dewey Noland made 14 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Harvard Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Micki Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Basil Gilles, Englebart Melvin, King Melvin, Maynard Melvin, Brandon Noland, Gianna Shumeet, Beverly Vaclav, Case Vaclav, and Ikey Zollie.
284.   Dewey Noland's father Leigh Noland married Casandra Zollie in Circle, Waterford. Dewey Noland moved out of Noland House in Cummington. Anallese Noland stopped in the wilderness 11 miles south of Cummington. Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Sorcha Vaclav and August Vaclav. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Yigal Shumeet, Sorcha Vaclav, and August Vaclav.
285.   Dewey Noland's brother, Brandon Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Waterford of starvation; he was 7 years old.
286.   Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Dari Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
287.   Dewey Noland turned 10. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Zary Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
288.   Dewey visited with his friend Nelsen Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford.
289.   Anallese Noland emerged from the wilderness, after traveling a mile west to Circle. Anallese Noland found an uninhabited house in Circle, Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Dewey Noland moved into Noland House in Circle. Dewey Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Waterford. Dewey Noland met 21 new people this year: Octavia Noland, Janis Gilles, Margi Zollie, Lea Zollie, Eartha Zollie, Max Melvin, Kevan Noland, Simonne Melvin, Marika Vaclav, Becca Zollie, Georg Zollie, Peirce Melvin, Joelle Noland, Nadya Vaclav, Effie Noland, Corena Zollie, Sammy Aldis, Camella Noland, Mada Myke, Tremayne Vaclav, and Lamb Gilles. Dewey Noland made 29 new friends this year: Sloan Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Debby Aldis, Sammy Aldis, Nadya Gilles, Shea Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Peirce Melvin, Demetrius Melvin, Simonne Melvin, Estrella Noland, Saxe Noland, Octavia Noland, Joelle Noland, Philbert Vaclav, Agathe Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Tremayne Vaclav, Nadya Vaclav, Fletch Vaclav, Nadia Vaclav, Jerrome Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, Lena Zollie, Ranna Zollie, Lea Zollie, Eartha Zollie, Ki Zollie, and Becca Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
290.   Dewey Noland moved into Noland House in Circle. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Joleen Gilles, Humbert Gilles, and Ferinand Aldis. Dewey Noland made 8 new friends this year: Sampson Gilles, Humbert Gilles, Jack Gilles, Max Melvin, Ismail Melvin, Effie Noland, Kevan Noland, and Bartlett Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
291.   Dewey Noland moved out of Noland House in Circle. Dewey Noland moved into Noland House in Circle. Dewey Noland's mother Anallese Noland married Sammy Aldis in Circle, Waterford. Anallese Noland is now named Anallese Aldis. Sammy Aldis stopped at Chancellor, 14 miles east of Circle. Sammy Aldis caught word of an uninhabited house in Chancellor, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Dewey Noland moved into Zollie House in Chancellor. Dewey Noland moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of Waterford. Dewey Noland met 12 new people this year: Abbot Guillermo, Annalyse Noland, Gibb Melvin, Linoel Melvin, Kirby Guillermo, Leopold Melvin, Webb Prasun, Kacy Aldis, Stillmann Prasun, Moe Zollie, Tallie Melvin, and Silvano Zollie. Dewey visited with his friend Ibby Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dewey Noland made 11 new friends this year: Luciano Aldis, Kacy Aldis, Abbot Guillermo, Leopold Melvin, Marta Melvin, Tallie Melvin, Annalyse Noland, Webb Prasun, Stillmann Prasun, Moe Zollie, and Tobiah Zollie.
292.   Dewey Noland turned 15. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Jason Myke. Dewey Noland is wondering about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Zollie, left 2 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
293.   Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Kettie Aldis. Dewey caught up with an old acquaintance, Silvie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford.
294.   Dewey Noland's parents Sammy Aldis and Anallese Aldis divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Dewey Noland met 6 new people this year: Rosalia Melvin, Aleta Gilles, Selby Melvin, Algernon Aldis, Korney Melvin, and Agace Melvin. Dewey visited with his friend Sloan Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Fonsie Melvin, Agace Melvin, and Korney Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Zollie, left 4 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
295.   Dewey Noland is now 18 years old. In Zollie House, their home, Dewey is attending to Sammy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey visited his friend Agace Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Raye Melvin. Dewey visited with his friend Vernon Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
296.   Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Joycelin Zollie, Lindsey Gilles, and Phillip Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
297.   Dewey Noland is now 20 years old. Dewey Noland met 7 new people this year: Fritz Aldis, Bear Shumeet, Haydon Shumeet, Rubi Zollie, Garry Aldis, Dona Aldis, and Shelagh Noland. Dewey visited with his friend Thedrick Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Zollie, left 7 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
298.   Dewey visited with his friend Sorcha Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of Waterford. Dewey Noland made 4 new friends this year: Fritz Aldis, Aleta Gilles, Shelagh Noland, and Haydon Shumeet. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 8 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
299.   Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Vivie Vaclav and Raye Vaclav. Dewey Noland made 4 new friends this year: Algernon Aldis, Bernardina Noland, Vivie Vaclav, and Raye Vaclav. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 9 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
300.   Dewey Noland married Kacy Aldis in Chancellor, Waterford. Kacy Aldis is now named Kacy Noland. Dewey visited with his friend Terri-Jo Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dewey Noland is wondering about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 10 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
301.   Kacy Noland gave birth to a girl named Benetta Loraine Noland, of whom Dewey Noland is the father. Dewey Noland's daughter, Benetta Noland, died in Chancellor, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Tania Gilles, Wenonah Gilles, and Wylma Gilles. Dewey visited with his friend Pamela Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Wylma Gilles, Wenonah Gilles, and Shandy Gilles.
302.   Dewey Noland turned 25. Kacy Noland gave birth to a boy named Dewey Etienne Noland; he is named for his father Dewey Florian Noland. Dewey Noland had an affair with Pamela Gilles; she is now pregnant. Dewey Noland had an affair with Pamela Gilles; Dewey's wife, Kacy Noland, did not find out. Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Lelah Melvin and Shandy Gilles.
303.   Pamela Gilles gave birth to a boy named Heywood Jack Gilles, after Heywood Gilles, of whom Dewey Noland is the father. Kacy Noland gave birth to a girl named Konstance Kacy Noland, of whom Dewey Noland is the father. Dewey visited his friend Freddy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey Noland's daughter, Konstance Noland, died in Chancellor, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Oona Shumeet and Wilson Shumeet. Dewey visited with his friend Camella Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Dewey visited with his friend Arleta Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in the wilderness of Waterford. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Archon Gilles, Camella Noland, and Wilson Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Alys Gilles, who, according to Anallese Aldis, left 3 years ago for a voyage on the Merotomize and hasn't been heard from since.
304.   Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Bevvy Vaclav and Sean Gilles. Dewey visited with his friend Becca Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Dewey visited with his friend Shelia Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dewey visited with his friend Camella Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Dewey visited with his friend Zelig Noland, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dewey Noland made 7 new friends this year: Kylen Gilles, Sean Gilles, Tania Gilles, Shelia Melvin, Kelila Noland, Oona Shumeet, and Bevvy Vaclav.
305.   Dewey visited his friend Pamela Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Val Melvin and Kitty Aldis. Dewey Noland is wondering about his sister Alys Aldis, who, according to Anallese Aldis, left 5 years ago for a voyage on the Merotomize and hasn't been heard from since.
306.   Dewey Noland's brother, Morris Noland, killed 38-year-old Rycca Zollie in self-defense in Derby, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Catarina Melvin. Dewey visited with his friend Ferinand Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Dewey visited with his friend Stesha Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Circle, Waterford.
307.   Dewey Noland is now 30 years old. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 17 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
308.   Kacy Noland gave birth to a boy named Dewey Maximilien Noland; he is named for his father Dewey Florian Noland. Dewey Noland had an affair with Lelah Aldis; she is now pregnant. Dewey Noland had an affair with Lelah Aldis; Dewey's wife, Kacy Noland, did not find out. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Morlee Zollie, Candis Prasun, and Ferinand Aldis. Dewey visited with his friend Randolph Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dewey caught up with an old acquaintance, Jason Myke, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Val Melvin, Candis Prasun, and Morlee Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 18 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
309.   Dewey Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Chancellor for an expedition on the Xanthochroic, which Dewey Noland has agreed to lead. Kacy Noland agreed to go on the journey; their children Dewey Noland and Dewey Noland will also come along. Dewey Noland moved out of Zollie House in Chancellor. Dewey Noland boarded the Xanthochroic from the port of Chancellor, Waterford. Dewey Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. Dewey Noland was designated captain of the Xanthochroic, which will depart Chancellor shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Xanthochroic, under command of Capt. Dewey Noland, has left the harbor at Chancellor, Waterford. The Xanthochroic is heading N at quarter-speed. Lelah Aldis gave birth to a girl named Correy Suellen Aldis, after Correy Zollie, of whom Capt. Dewey Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dewey this year. Capt. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 19 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
310.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at quarter-speed. Kacy Noland gave birth to a girl named Raye Rosaline Noland, of whom Capt. Dewey Noland is the father. Capt. Dewey Noland had an affair with Joleen Gilles; she is now pregnant. Capt. Dewey Noland had an affair with Joleen Gilles; Dewey's wife, Kacy Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Capt. Dewey Noland's daughter, Raye Noland, died at sea aboard the Xanthochroic from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. Capt. Dewey Noland is wondering about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 20 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
311.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at half-speed. Joleen Gilles gave birth to a girl named Harmony Ailee Gilles, of whom Capt. Dewey Noland is the father. Kacy Noland gave birth to a girl named Tate Alys Noland, after Tate Aldis, of whom Capt. Dewey Noland is the father. Capt. Dewey Noland's daughter, Harmony Gilles, died at sea aboard the Xanthochroic from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Capt. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Alain Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dewey this year. Capt. Dewey Noland is worrying about his sister Misha Vaclav, who, according to Ibby Myke, left 21 years ago for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
312.   The Xanthochroic sits motionless on the open sea, 779 miles off the coast of Zollie. Distrust in Capt. Dewey Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. Kacy Noland gave birth to a girl named Felita Sarajane Noland, of whom Capt. Dewey Noland is the father. Capt. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Staford Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
313.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at quarter-speed. Capt. Dewey Noland's daughter, Felita Noland, died at sea aboard the Xanthochroic from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
314.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at half-speed. Kacy Noland asked Capt. Dewey Noland for a divorce; Capt. Dewey Noland agreed to it. Capt. Dewey Noland and Kacy Noland divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Kacy Noland and Capt. Dewey Noland decided that their children, Dewey, Dewey, and Tate, will live with Kacy. Kacy Noland and Capt. Dewey Noland decided that Dewey will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Xanthochroic, and Kacy will move out. Capt. Dewey Noland married Shelia Melvin on the Xanthochroic; they now share quarters aboard the Xanthochroic. Shelia Melvin is now named Shelia Noland. Dewey visited his mother, Anallese Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Capt. Dewey Noland's mother, Anallese Aldis, died at sea aboard the Xanthochroic of natural causes; she was 85 years old. Capt. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Jilleen Melvin.
315.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at full-speed.
316.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Xanthochroic, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Capt. Dewey Noland's ex-wife, Kacy Melvin, died aboard the Xanthochroic, which had become lost at sea; she was 39 years old. Capt. Dewey Noland's wife, Shelia Noland, died aboard the Xanthochroic, which had become lost at sea; she was 52 years old. Capt. Dewey Noland died aboard the Xanthochroic, which had become lost at sea; he was 39 years old.
324.   Capt. Dewey Noland's grandchild, named Gaven Aldis, was born in the town of Chancellor, Waterford; the child's father is Dewey's son, Heywood Gilles. Capt. Dewey Noland's son Heywood Gilles married Siouxie Aldis in Chancellor, Waterford.
325.   Capt. Dewey Noland's grandchild, named Eleanor Gilles, was born in the town of Chancellor, Waterford; the child's father is Dewey's son, Heywood Gilles.
328.   Capt. Dewey Noland's grandchild, named Dionysus Gilles, was born in the town of Derby, Waterford; the child's father is Dewey's son, Heywood Gilles. Capt. Dewey Noland's son, Heywood Gilles, killed 46-year-old Gunilla Melvin in self-defense in Derby, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him.
331.   Capt. Dewey Noland's grandchild, named Elberta Gilles, was born in the town of Derby, Waterford; the child's father is Dewey's son, Heywood Gilles.
336.   Capt. Dewey Noland's grandchild, named Latia Gilles, was born in the town of Derby, Waterford; the child's father is Dewey's son, Heywood Gilles.
347.   Capt. Dewey Noland's grandchild, named Guthrie Vaclav, was born in the town of Derby, Waterford; the child's father is Dewey's son, Heywood Gilles.