Narrative

266.   Dirk Welbie Gilles was born to Ivett Gilles and Roddie Gilles in the town of Kiana, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his father's uncle, Dirk Gilles. 5 people came to meet Dirk Gilles for the first time this year: Dirk Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Hollyanne Shumeet, and Pen Gilles. Dirk Gilles's brother, Pen Gilles, died in Kiana, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
267.   Dirk is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dirk Gilles's younger sister, Loraine Gilles, was born in Kiana.
268.   Dirk is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
269.   Dirk is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dirk Gilles's younger brother, Raul Gilles, was born in Kiana.
270.   Dirk has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dirk visited his aunt, Hollyanne Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dirk Gilles's brother, Raul Gilles, died in Kiana, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
271.   Dirk Gilles turned 5.
272.   Roddie Gilles is planning to move to a neighboring town. Dirk Gilles's younger sister, Joycelin Gilles, was born in Kiana. Roddie Gilles moved to Cummington, 8 miles away from Kiana. Roddie Gilles was told of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Myke House, that could be resided in. Dirk Gilles moved out of Aldis House in Kiana. Dirk Gilles moved into Myke House in Cummington. Dirk Gilles moved out of Myke House in Kiana. Dirk Gilles met 32 new people this year: Dyna Aldis, Terri-Jo Gilles, Pamela Zollie, Laney Zollie, Nev Aldis, Tania Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Case Vaclav, Engracia Noland, Sinclair Gilles, Bobbi Vaclav, Lucas Gilles, Terence Prasun, Neddy Melvin, Tabb Gilles, Eric Shumeet, Tucky Gilles, Krissie Melvin, Nelsen Aldis, Sigfried Melvin, Koo Noland, Quintin Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Zelig Noland, Frederica Melvin, Amabelle Zollie, Dahlia Jordan, Dimitri Gilles, Randolph Melvin, Davidson Aldis, Emylee Aldis, and Zelig Noland. Dirk Gilles made 53 new friends this year: Dyna Aldis, Aziz Aldis, Dru Aldis, Beverly Aldis, Nelsen Aldis, Nev Aldis, Quintin Aldis, Clarisa Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Wilber Gilles, Tabb Gilles, Tania Gilles, Douglas Gilles, Tucky Gilles, Dode Gilles, Sinclair Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Antin Gilles, Shea Gilles, Kate Gilles, Ann Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Oscar Gilles, Indira Gilles, Dru Guillermo, Abbot Guillermo, Bernardina Jordan, Alford Jordan, Tate Melvin, Liorah Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Sigfried Melvin, Camella Melvin, Casandra Melvin, Kelsey Melvin, Liane Noland, Ambrosia Noland, Bessy Noland, Sheppard Prasun, Terence Prasun, Eric Shumeet, Bobbi Vaclav, Leigh Vaclav, Case Vaclav, Elinor Vaclav, Laney Zollie, Joey Zollie, Sibyl Zollie, Amabelle Zollie, Ibrahim Zollie, and Ikey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
273.   Dirk Gilles moved into Myke House in Cummington. Dirk Gilles met 16 new people this year: Eirena Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Karin Aldis, Ardelle Prasun, Lynde Gilles, Shep Gilles, Felicle Melvin, Fanya Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Vere Melvin, Robena Gilles, Simonne Melvin, Uriel Prasun, Nadya Noland, Tybalt Myke, and Jefferson Vaclav. Dirk Gilles made 19 new friends this year: Fanya Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, Filippa Melvin, Cordey Melvin, Krissie Melvin, Kitti Melvin, Jacinda Melvin, Etienne Melvin, Zelig Noland, Sivert Noland, Alexis Noland, Kevan Noland, Koo Noland, Steffi Noland, Leigh Noland, Carolann Prasun, and Eulalie Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
274.   Dirk Gilles met 5 new people this year: Ibby Noland, Sianna Melvin, Sorcha Aldis, Crystal Prasun, and Morlee Noland. Dirk Gilles made 14 new friends this year: Karin Aldis, Dimitri Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Terri-Jo Gilles, Robena Gilles, Corette Gilles, Janis Gilles, Matilde Melvin, Tybalt Myke, Ibby Noland, Nadya Noland, Juana Shumeet, Annabela Vaclav, and Rona Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
275.   Dirk Gilles met 4 new people this year: Ephrem Melvin, Melinda Noland, Rubetta Aldis, and Sloan Aldis. Dirk Gilles made 14 new friends this year: Sorcha Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Dode Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Lucas Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Shep Gilles, Octavia Melvin, Jerri Melvin, Melinda Noland, Gunner Vaclav, Melania Vaclav, and Jermain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
276.   Dirk Gilles turned 10. Dirk Gilles met 9 new people this year: Jack Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Demetrius Melvin, Aidan Shumeet, Loleta Guillermo, Thurston Zollie, Biddy Prasun, Talbert Shumeet, and Daloris Noland. Dirk Gilles made 13 new friends this year: Leopold Aldis, Valaria Gilles, Joycelin Gilles, Locke Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Loleta Guillermo, Frederica Melvin, Felicle Melvin, Zelig Noland, Addie Shumeet, Sander Shumeet, and Thurston Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
277.   Dirk Gilles's younger half-brother, Basil Gilles, was born in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. Dirk visited his friend Juana Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dirk Gilles met 9 new people this year: Max Zollie, Shep Aldis, Abdel Vaclav, Englebart Melvin, Aubert Vaclav, Adrian Vaclav, Mariel Vaclav, Trip Melvin II, and Windy Zollie. Dirk Gilles made 20 new friends this year: Halimeda Aldis, Shep Aldis, Jim Gilles, Jack Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Englebart Melvin, Trip Melvin II, Sianna Melvin, Val Melvin, Randolph Melvin, Gianna Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Aubrey Vaclav, Jerrome Vaclav, Mariel Vaclav, Mag Zollie, Max Zollie, Hank Zollie, and Windy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
278.   Dirk Gilles met 9 new people this year: Morris Noland, Tuckie Noland, Thedrick Aldis, Jim Aldis, Skip Gilles, Maynard Melvin, Enrico Gilles, Brandon Noland, and Bernd Noland. Dirk Gilles made 16 new friends this year: Antonius Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Jim Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Mamie Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Breena Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Odele Noland, Bernd Noland, Tuckie Noland, Anallese Noland, Crystal Prasun, Louise Vaclav, and Etta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
279.   Malcolm Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Malcolm Gilles has agreed to lead. Roddie Gilles declined an invitation from Malcolm Gilles to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph, for unstated reasons. Dirk Gilles's younger sister, Barbi Gilles, was born in Cummington. Dirk Gilles met 9 new people this year: Bradly Gilles, Samuel Gilles, Gerladina Aldis, Estrella Noland, Ibrahim Noland, Joletta Gilles, Dewey Noland, Husain Noland, and Gabriel Aldis. Dirk Gilles made 15 new friends this year: Gerladina Aldis, Ellynn Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Nealy Noland, Daloris Noland, Husain Noland, Estrella Noland, Uriel Prasun, Aidan Shumeet, Leopold Shumeet, Madison Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, and Kissiah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
280.   Dirk Gilles's sister, Barbi Gilles, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Dirk Gilles met 3 new people this year: Kevan Noland, Bernardina Gilles, and Michal Gilles. Dirk Gilles made 14 new friends this year: Gabriel Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Bert Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Bernardina Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Maynard Melvin, Valentine Melvin, Ibrahim Noland, Dewey Noland, Morlee Noland, Brandon Noland, Denny Vaclav, and Adrian Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
281.   Dirk Gilles turned 15. Dirk Gilles met two new people this year, Toinette Gilles and Suzzy Gilles. Dirk Gilles made 7 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Enrico Gilles, Laird Gilles, Samuel Gilles, Nevins Jordan, Biddy Prasun, and Beverly Vaclav.
282.   Dirk Gilles's younger sister, Tandie Gilles, was born in Cummington. Dirk visited his friend Lucas Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dirk Gilles met two new people this year, Siouxie Aldis and Arleta Aldis. Dirk Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Arleta Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Michal Gilles, Morris Noland, Shannon Prasun, Miranda Prasun, Pamela Zollie, and Jolynn Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
283.   Dirk visited his friend Liane Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dirk visited his friend Denny Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dirk visited his friend Locke Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dirk visited his friend Trip Melvin II, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. In Myke House, their home, Dirk is attending to Tandie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dirk Gilles's sister, Tandie Gilles, died in Cummington, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was only a year old. Dirk Gilles met 5 new people this year: Gianna Shumeet, Iggy Myke, Elnora Aldis, Harvard Aldis, and Fan Aldis. Dirk caught up with an old acquaintance, King Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk Gilles made 10 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Harvard Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Basil Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Iggy Myke, Max Noland, Gianna Shumeet, Meredithe Vaclav, and Abdel Vaclav.
284.   Dirk Gilles is now 18 years old. Dirk Gilles met 4 new people this year: Pip Melvin, Forrest Noland, Cassey Jordan, and Max Melvin. Dirk Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Siouxie Aldis, Pip Melvin, King Melvin, and Forrest Noland.
285.   Dirk visited his friend Carolann Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dirk visited his friend Halimeda Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dirk Gilles met 6 new people this year: Em Aldis, Dewey Jordan, Cherise Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Yolanda Gilles, and Dyna Myke. Dirk visited with his friend Dyna Myke, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Suzzy Gilles, Joletta Gilles, Carlisle Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, and Roderic Zollie.
286.   Dirk Gilles turned 20. Dirk Gilles met 6 new people this year: Lelah Melvin, Murphy Myke, Muhammad Noland, Thorpe Zollie, Sidonia Vaclav, and Adoree Vaclav. Dirk caught up with an old acquaintance, Jefferson Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk visited with his friend Jae Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Kiana, Waterford. Dirk visited with his friend Lolita Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk Gilles made 12 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Fan Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Dyna Myke, Lolita Noland, Sidonia Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Ki Zollie, and Jae Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
287.   Dirk Gilles met 5 new people this year: Nani Zollie, Alfonso Vaclav, Ferinand Aldis, Madison Vaclav, and Hodge Gilles. Dirk visited with his friend Sorcha Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Philis Aldis, Em Aldis, Hodge Gilles, Murphy Myke, Muhammad Noland, and Misha Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
288.   Dirk Gilles met 7 new people this year: Kamilah Aldis, Haywood Shumeet, Anya Melvin, Jeb Aldis, Clo Aldis, Evelyn Gilles, and Margarete Aldis. Dirk visited with his friend Jim Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk visited with his friend Casandra Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Micki Aldis, Evelyn Gilles, Lelah Melvin, Cherise Prasun, Haywood Shumeet, Lolita Vaclav, Jefferson Vaclav, and Ariel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
289.   Dirk visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dirk Gilles met 11 new people this year: Suellen Aldis, Karin Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Luce Gilles, Nate Vaclav, Alberto Gilles, Hezekiah Aldis, Yigal Shumeet, Agamemnon Gilles, Debbra Aldis, and Ellynn Aldis. Dirk caught up with an old acquaintance, Lynde Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk visited with his friend Anna-Diane Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Kiana, Waterford. Dirk visited with his friend Kelsey Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Dirk Gilles made 17 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Jeb Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Debbra Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Margarete Aldis, Corine Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Luce Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Halimeda Shumeet, Nate Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Adoree Vaclav.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Dirk Gilles reluctantly accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Dirk Gilles moved out of Myke House in Cummington. Dirk Gilles boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Dirk Gilles met 4 new people this year: Dirk Gilles, Dorothee Vaclav, Corine Aldis, and Philis Aldis. Dirk Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Philis Aldis, Dirk Gilles, and Thorpe Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dirk this year.
291.   Dirk Gilles is now 25 years old. The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Dirk Gilles drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 25 years old.
293.   Dirk Gilles's father Roddie Gilles married Suellen Aldis in Cummington, Waterford.