Narrative

265.   Kelsey Berkley Melvin was born to Tate Melvin and Lockwood Melvin in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. 18 people came to meet Kelsey Melvin for the first time this year: Tate Melvin, Elisha Melvin, Jerri Melvin, Tate Noland, Archie Aldis, Conroy Aldis, King Melvin, Dahlia Aldis, Tate Melvin, Crystie Noland, Kelsey Melvin, Camella Melvin, Meir Noland, Tate Melvin, Bettine Gilles, Val Melvin, Steffi Noland, and Lockwood Melvin. Kelsey Melvin was met for the first time by two people this year, Kelila Noland and Ophelie Melvin. Kelsey Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Alford Jordan, Lester Jordan, and Aubrey Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelsey this year.
266.   Kelsey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kelsey Melvin's younger sister, Ashlie Melvin, was born in Cummington. In Myke House, their home, Kelsey is attending to Tate Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kelsey Melvin's mother, Tate Melvin, died in Cummington, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 40 years old. Kelsey Melvin's sister, Tate Melvin, died in Cummington, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 4 years old. Kelsey Melvin was met for the first time by two people this year, Sheppard Prasun and Sivert Noland. Kelsey Melvin made 16 new friends this year: Dyna Aldis, Anallese Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Bartholemy Gilles, Elisha Melvin, Jerri Melvin, Etienne Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Tate Noland, Crystie Noland, Annabela Vaclav, Beverly Vaclav, Gunilla Vaclav, and Eveline Zollie.
267.   Kelsey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Lucas Gilles people came to meet Kelsey Melvin for the first time. Kelsey Melvin made 19 new friends this year: Canada Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Eulalie Aldis, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Ambrosia Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Ann Gilles, Arleta Gilles, Waylan Gilles, Janis Gilles, Lockwood Melvin, Cordey Melvin, Neddy Melvin, Krissie Melvin, Zelig Noland, Bessy Noland, Sheppard Prasun, Juana Shumeet, and April Vaclav.
268.   Kelsey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. 3 people came to meet Kelsey Melvin for the first time this year: Gianna Melvin, Quintin Aldis, and Elinor Vaclav. Kelsey Melvin made 10 new friends this year: Eduard Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Tucky Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Lynde Guillermo, Gianna Melvin, King Melvin, Liane Noland, Capt. Augusto Noland, and Ikey Zollie.
269.   Kelsey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kelsey Melvin's half-sister, Tate Noland, took her own life in Cummington, Waterford; she was 18 years old. Kelsey Melvin made 13 new friends this year: Leopold Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Clarisa Aldis, Nev Aldis, Casandra Aldis, Bettine Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, Kate Gilles, Randolph Melvin, Alexis Noland, Nadya Noland, Sivert Noland, and Gunner Vaclav.
270.   Kelsey Melvin is now 5 years old. Kelsey Melvin met 7 new people this year: Tania Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Emylee Aldis, Philbert Vaclav, Carlisle Zollie, Raleigh Gilles, and Englebert Noland. Kelsey Melvin made 14 new friends this year: Quintin Aldis, Indira Gilles, Tabb Gilles, Shea Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Ophelie Gilles, Tye Gilles, Abbot Guillermo, Camella Melvin, Barnabas Noland, Koo Noland, Englebert Noland, Rona Vaclav, and Carlisle Zollie.
271.   Kelsey visited his friend Barnabas Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kelsey visited his friend Eveline Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kelsey Melvin's half-brother, Meir Noland, was killed in Cummington, Waterford by Wilber Gilles, who was acting in self-defense; he was 19 years old. Kelsey Melvin met 8 new people this year: Wilber Gilles, Pamela Zollie, Aziz Aldis, Bobbi Vaclav, Stacy Aldis, Madelle Gilles, Felicle Melvin, and Engracia Noland. Kelsey Melvin made 33 new friends this year: Aziz Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Karin Aldis, Dru Aldis, Fanya Gilles, Tania Gilles, Shayna Gilles, Sinclair Gilles, Lucas Gilles, Antin Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Dode Gilles, Dru Guillermo, Matilde Melvin, Hamlen Melvin, Liorah Melvin, Tate Melvin, Sigfried Melvin, Jacinda Melvin, Frederica Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Engracia Noland, Elinor Noland, Zelig Noland, Gene Shumeet, Eric Shumeet, Ki Vaclav, Bobbi Vaclav, Case Vaclav, Elinor Vaclav, Pamela Zollie, Amabelle Zollie, and Joey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelsey this year.
272.   Kelsey Melvin met 7 new people this year: Laurence Jordan, Daveta Aldis, Terri-Jo Gilles, Nelsen Aldis, Eirena Gilles, Dirk Gilles, and Simonne Melvin. Kelsey Melvin made 17 new friends this year: Nelsen Aldis, Gizela Aldis, Beverly Aldis, Dirk Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Corette Gilles, Bernardina Jordan, Elicia Melvin, Felicle Melvin, Carolann Prasun, Terence Prasun, Terence Prasun, Corky Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, and Sibyl Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelsey this year.
273.   Lockwood Melvin is planning to move to a neighboring town. Lockwood Melvin moved to Mattapoisett, 9 miles away from Cummington. Lockwood Melvin caught word of an uninhabited house in Mattapoisett, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Kelsey Melvin moved out of Myke House in Cummington. Kelsey Melvin moved into Aldis House in Mattapoisett. Kelsey Melvin moved out of Aldis House in Cummington. Kelsey Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Burnaby Aldis, Urban Melvin, and Ashlie Melvin.
275.   Kelsey Melvin is now 10 years old.
280.   Kelsey Melvin is now 15 years old.
283.   Kelsey Melvin turned 18.
285.   Kelsey Melvin turned 20. Kelsey Melvin is thinking about leaving Mattapoisett, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
289.   Kelsey Melvin has made up his mind: he is going to leave Mattapoisett, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Kelsey Melvin decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Cummington. Kelsey Melvin moved out of Aldis House in Mattapoisett. Kelsey Melvin was told of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Kelsey Melvin moved into Zollie House in Cummington. Kelsey visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kelsey Melvin's sister, Tate Melvin, murdered 57-year-old Urban Melvin in Mattapoisett, Waterford. Kelsey Melvin met 56 new people this year: Leigh Vaclav, Hally Melvin, Catarina Aldis, Hodge Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Uriel Prasun, Agamemnon Gilles, Jae Zollie, Sidonia Vaclav, Yolanda Gilles, Aubert Vaclav, Max Zollie, Karin Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Haywood Shumeet, Misha Vaclav, Muhammad Noland, Morlee Noland, Rodney Aldis, Adrian Vaclav, Valaria Jordan, Cherise Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Nani Zollie, Alberto Gilles, Hank Zollie, Corine Aldis, Eunice Vaclav, Bay Noland, Suellen Aldis, Thorpe Zollie, Kamilah Aldis, Dirk Gilles, Jefferson Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Vernon Melvin, Lolita Vaclav, Joletta Gilles, Thedrick Aldis, Michal Gilles, Biddy Prasun, Margarete Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Jermain Zollie, Iggy Myke, Luce Gilles, Daloris Noland, Anya Melvin, Halimeda Shumeet, Jeb Aldis, Talbert Shumeet, Elnora Aldis, Crystal Prasun, Evelyn Gilles, Madison Vaclav, and Huntlee Gilles. Kelsey just found out from Sheilakathryn Gilles that his family member Elisha Aldis died of disease in Henagar, Waterford 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (Sheilakathryn had recently found this out from Koo Noland.) Kelsey just found out from Leigh Vaclav that his uncle Jerri Melvin was murdered in Cummington, Waterford 13 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (Leigh had recently found this out from Leigh Vaclav.) Kelsey caught up with an old acquaintance, Pip Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Kate Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey caught up with an old acquaintance, Terri-Jo Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Dru Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Beverly Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Bessy Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Tania Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Gizela Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Fanya Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Eddie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey caught up with an old acquaintance, Wilber Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Wilber Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Dirk Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Alvinia Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his family member Frederica Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Dimitri Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Silvan Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey caught up with an old acquaintance, Emylee Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Krissie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Bernardina Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Lolita Noland, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Eirena Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Lynde Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Sheilakathryn Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Indira Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Bobbi Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey visited with his friend Casandra Noland, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Kelsey Melvin made 55 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Micki Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Jeb Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Philis Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Kamilah Aldis, Bert Aldis, Luce Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Michal Gilles, Jim Gilles, Ellynn Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, Hodge Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Miranda Gilles, Valaria Jordan, Vernon Melvin, Breena Melvin, Max Noland, Morlee Noland, Muhammad Noland, Daloris Noland, Uriel Prasun, Biddy Prasun, Crystal Prasun, Gianna Shumeet, Yigal Shumeet, Halimeda Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Madison Vaclav, Adoree Vaclav, Leigh Vaclav, Misha Vaclav, Adrian Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Melania Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, Ariel Vaclav, Nate Vaclav, Thorpe Zollie, Anna-Diane Zollie, Hank Zollie, and Jae Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelsey this year.
290.   Kelsey Melvin turned 25. Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Kelsey Melvin reluctantly accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Kelsey Melvin moved out of Zollie House in Cummington. Kelsey Melvin boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Kelsey Melvin met 3 new people this year: Dewey Jordan, Yigal Shumeet, and Philis Aldis. Kelsey Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Corine Aldis, Iggy Myke, and Nani Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kelsey this year.
291.   The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Kelsey Melvin drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 26 years old.
292.   Kelsey Melvin's brother, King Melvin, killed 18-year-old Adrian Vaclav in self-defense in Cummington, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him.