Narrative

273.   Max Rahul Zollie was born to Kissiah Zollie and Mohamad Zollie in the town of Circle, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his mother's uncle, Max Gilles. 9 people came to meet Max Zollie for the first time this year: Max Zollie, Kippie Zollie, Kelila Noland, Hank Zollie, Mohamad Zollie, Dode Gilles, Kissiah Zollie, Latia Aldis, and Nevins Jordan. 3 people came to meet Max Zollie for the first time this year: Dionysus Aldis, Alvinia Vaclav, and Alwin Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
274.   Max is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Max Zollie's younger sister, Kippie Zollie, was born in Circle. Max Zollie made 24 new friends this year: Daveta Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Dionysus Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Rebbecca Gilles, Ferdy Jordan, Palmer Melvin, Freddy Melvin, Randolph Melvin, Ismail Melvin, Kelila Noland, Husain Noland, Alwin Noland, Forrest Noland, Denny Vaclav, Fanya Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, Pavla Vaclav, Ellynn Vaclav, Suellen Zollie, Kissiah Zollie, and Amabelle Zollie.
275.   Max is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Max Zollie's younger sister, Windy Zollie, was born in Circle. Max Zollie's parents Mohamad Zollie and Kissiah Zollie divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Mohamad Zollie and Kissiah Zollie decided that Kissiah will stay in their house, and Mohamad will move out. Max Zollie's sister, Kippie Zollie, died in Circle, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Max Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Yonina Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Nevins Jordan, Casandra Melvin, Sonja Melvin, Max Noland, Charissa Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Ikey Zollie.
276.   Max is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Max visited his friend Roddie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Max Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Suzann Aldis, Inci Aldis, Micki Aldis, Odele Noland, Bernd Noland, Roman Vaclav, August Vaclav, and Rubi Zollie.
277.   Max has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Max Zollie's younger half-sister, Merrielle Zollie, was born in Circle. Max Zollie's father Mohamad Zollie married Casandra Melvin in Circle, Waterford. Max Zollie's father, Mohamad Zollie, took his own life in Circle, Waterford; he was 27 years old. Max Zollie's half-sister, Merrielle Zollie, died in Circle, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Kissiah Zollie stopped at Cummington, 9 miles north of Circle. Kissiah Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Melvin House, that could be resided in. Max Zollie moved out of Noland House in Circle. Max Zollie moved into Melvin House in Cummington. Max Zollie moved out of Melvin House in Circle. Max Zollie met one new person this year, Valaria Gilles. Max Zollie made 24 new friends this year: Elnora Aldis, Clarisa Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Tania Gilles, Ann Gilles, Jack Gilles, Locke Gilles, Valaria Gilles, Robena Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Loleta Guillermo, Krissie Melvin, Frederica Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Zelig Noland, Eulalie Prasun, Addie Shumeet, Bobbi Vaclav, Annabela Vaclav, and Cecil Vaclav.
278.   Max Zollie turned 5. Max Zollie met 28 new people this year: Bernardina Gilles, Uriel Prasun, Huntlee Gilles, Samuel Gilles, Aubert Vaclav, Morlee Noland, Sianna Melvin, Tabb Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Gerladina Aldis, Enrico Gilles, Maynard Melvin, Melinda Noland, Adrian Vaclav, Wilber Gilles, Alexis Noland, Abdel Vaclav, Leigh Vaclav, Englebart Melvin, Etta Zollie, Vernon Melvin, Ivett Gilles, Janis Gilles, Dewey Noland, Crystal Prasun, Skip Gilles, Daloris Noland, and Zelig Noland. Max Zollie made 28 new friends this year: Halimeda Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Jim Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Rona Aldis, Bernardina Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Shep Gilles, Dode Gilles, Bradly Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Kate Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Janis Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Dode Gilles, Indira Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Val Melvin, Tuckie Noland, Koo Noland, Bessy Noland, Zelig Noland, Terence Prasun, Gianna Shumeet, Mariel Vaclav, Etta Zollie, and Hank Zollie.
279.   Malcolm Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Malcolm Gilles has agreed to lead. Kissiah Zollie enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Malcolm Gilles to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Kissiah Zollie found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Melvin House, that could be resided in. Max Zollie moved out of Melvin House in Cummington. Max Zollie moved into Melvin House in Cummington. Max Zollie met 10 new people this year: Estrella Noland, Lucas Gilles, Basil Gilles, Ibrahim Noland, Barbi Gilles, Hubert Prasun, Brandon Noland, Nealy Noland, Biddy Prasun, and Kevan Noland. Max Zollie made 28 new friends this year: Gerladina Aldis, Leopold Aldis, Terri-Jo Gilles, Joycelin Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Ellynn Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Bernardina Jordan, Matilde Melvin, Englebart Melvin, Breena Melvin, Melinda Noland, Nealy Noland, Kevan Noland, Daloris Noland, Alexis Noland, Sivert Noland, Dewey Noland, Leopold Shumeet, Louise Vaclav, Aubrey Vaclav, Adrian Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Elinor Vaclav, and Windy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
280.   Max Zollie met 4 new people this year: Rhiamon Aldis, Michal Gilles, Joletta Gilles, and Gabriel Aldis. Max Zollie made 15 new friends this year: Karin Aldis, Aziz Aldis, Nev Aldis, Bert Aldis, Eirena Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Maynard Melvin, Morlee Noland, Jacinda Noland, Aidan Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Abdel Vaclav, and Capt. Aubert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
281.   Max Zollie met 3 new people this year: Gizela Aldis, Andros Gilles, and Oscar Gilles. Max Zollie made 18 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Laird Gilles, Skip Gilles, Michal Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Morris Noland, Brandon Noland, Ambrosia Noland, Uriel Prasun, Crystal Prasun, Sander Shumeet, Beverly Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, and Thurston Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
282.   Max Zollie met 4 new people this year: Siouxie Aldis, Tandie Gilles, Miranda Prasun, and Gianna Shumeet. Max Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Huntlee Gilles, Anallese Noland, Miranda Prasun, Biddy Prasun, and Pamela Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
283.   Max Zollie turned 10. Max visited his friend Denny Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Max visited his friend Locke Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Max Zollie met 6 new people this year: Ingram Aldis, Fan Aldis, Iggy Myke, Elnora Aldis, King Melvin, and Ingram Aldis. Max Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Arleta Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Basil Gilles, Roddie Gilles, and Gianna Shumeet.
284.   Max Zollie met two new people this year, Max Melvin and Em Aldis. Max Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Kissiah Aldis, Fan Aldis, and Carolann Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
285.   Max visited his friend Carolann Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Max visited his friend Halimeda Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Max Zollie's half-brother, Nevins Jordan, murdered 24-year-old Ingram Aldis in Cummington, Waterford. Max Zollie's half-brother, Nevins Jordan, was murdered by Harvard Aldis in an act of revenge. Max Zollie's mother, Kissiah Zollie, murdered Harvard Aldis in an act of revenge. Max Zollie's mother, Kissiah Zollie, was murdered by Wilber Gilles in an act of revenge. Max Zollie met 4 new people this year: Murphy Myke, Cherise Prasun, Dyna Myke, and Cassey Jordan. Max Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Siouxie Aldis, Em Aldis, Joletta Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Dyna Myke, Murphy Myke, Carlisle Prasun, and Walt Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
286.   Max Zollie met 7 new people this year: Dewey Jordan, Ki Zollie, Lolita Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Thorpe Zollie, Sidonia Vaclav, and Adoree Vaclav. Max Zollie made 7 new friends this year: King Melvin, Tye Noland, Ariel Vaclav, Misha Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Sidonia Vaclav, and Jefferson Vaclav.
287.   Max Zollie met 3 new people this year: Kamilah Aldis, Lelah Melvin, and Nani Zollie. Max Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Philis Aldis, Kamilah Aldis, Dru Aldis, Debby Aldis, Hodge Gilles, Ellsworth Gilles, Pip Melvin, Lolita Noland, Yigal Shumeet, Sorcha Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, and Ki Zollie.
288.   Max Zollie turned 15. Max Zollie met 11 new people this year: Clo Aldis, Muhammad Noland, Bay Noland, Ferinand Aldis, Anya Melvin, Madison Vaclav, Yigal Shumeet, Hally Melvin, Evelyn Gilles, Haywood Shumeet, and Alfonso Vaclav. Max visited with his friend Jim Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Max caught up with an old acquaintance, Jeb Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Max visited with his friend Casandra Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Max Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Stacy Aldis, Jim Gilles, Cherise Prasun, Haywood Shumeet, Madison Vaclav, Adoree Vaclav, and Thorpe Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
289.   Max visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Max Zollie met 9 new people this year: Suellen Aldis, Karin Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Lynde Gilles, Jefferson Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Luce Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, and Halimeda Shumeet. Max visited with his friend Ellynn Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Max visited with his friend Hendrick Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Max caught up with an old acquaintance, Corine Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Max Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Margarete Aldis, Jeb Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Luce Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Lelah Melvin, Halimeda Shumeet, Nate Vaclav, and Anna-Diane Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Max this year.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Max Zollie accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Max Zollie moved out of Melvin House in Cummington. Max Zollie boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Max Zollie was hanged aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Talbert Shumeet; he was 17 years old.