Narrative

279.   Joletta Ilona Gilles was born to Elnora Gilles and Malcolm Gilles aboard the Microbarograph. She is named after her grandmother, Joletta Gilles. 10 people came to meet Joletta Gilles for the first time this year: Bradly Gilles, Uriel Prasun, Elnora Gilles, Skip Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Emylee Aldis, Samuel Gilles, and Talbert Shumeet. Joletta Gilles's parents Malcolm Gilles and Elnora Gilles divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Malcolm Gilles and Elnora Gilles decided that Elnora will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Microbarograph, and Malcolm will leave. As an act of mutiny, Aubert Vaclav is going to attempt to murder Capt. Addie Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Aubert Vaclav murdered 57-year-old Capt. Addie Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as an act of mutiny. Aubert Vaclav has installed himself as the new captain of the Microbarograph; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Aubert Vaclav's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Microbarograph toward the nearest island. The Microbarograph is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Microbarograph is now docked at Cummington, on Waterford. Elnora Gilles found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Joletta Gilles moved out of Noland House in Microbarograph. Joletta Gilles's half-brother, Haywood Shumeet, murdered 35-year-old Welbie Gilles at sea aboard the Factorize. 12 people came to meet Joletta Gilles for the first time this year: Wilber Gilles, Janis Gilles, Ambrosia Noland, Douglas Gilles, Capt. Aubert Vaclav, Thedrick Aldis, Eddie Gilles, Jordanna Gilles, Eunice Vaclav, Joletta Gilles, Dunc Gilles, and Rosalyn Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
280.   Joletta is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Joletta Gilles's mother, Elnora Gilles, took her own life in Cummington, Waterford; she was 50 years old. Matilde Melvin people came to meet Joletta Gilles for the first time. Joletta Gilles made 26 new friends this year: Bert Aldis, Tania Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Dode Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Valaria Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Skip Gilles, Indira Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Sky Guillermo, Randolph Melvin, Vernon Melvin, Kevan Noland, Morlee Noland, Melinda Noland, Jacinda Noland, Zelig Noland, Koo Noland, Crystal Prasun, Leopold Shumeet, Abdel Vaclav, and Etta Zollie.
281.   Joletta is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Joletta Gilles's father Malcolm Gilles married Sheilakathryn Gilles in Cummington, Waterford. 3 people came to meet Joletta Gilles for the first time this year: Biddy Prasun, Englebart Melvin, and Gerladina Aldis. Joletta Gilles made 17 new friends this year: Bradly Gilles, Janis Gilles, Ann Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Kate Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Loleta Guillermo, Maynard Melvin, Matilde Melvin, Denny Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Alexis Noland, Zelig Noland, Odele Noland, Adrian Vaclav, and Kissiah Zollie.
282.   Joletta is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Joletta Gilles made 17 new friends this year: Micki Aldis, Shep Gilles, Dode Gilles, Terri-Jo Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Val Melvin, Breena Melvin, Bessy Noland, Miranda Prasun, Beverly Vaclav, Bobbi Vaclav, Benn Zollie, Jolynn Zollie, Ikey Zollie, and Windy Zollie.
283.   Joletta has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Joletta Gilles's half-brother, Archibold Shumeet, murdered 43-year-old Dionysus Aldis in Circle, Waterford. Joletta visited her friend Denny Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Joletta Gilles made 12 new friends this year: Kissiah Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Basil Gilles, Nevins Jordan, Ambrosia Noland, Daloris Noland, Carolann Prasun, Biddy Prasun, Alvinia Vaclav, and Eunice Vaclav.
284.   Joletta Gilles is now 5 years old. Joletta Gilles met 8 new people this year: Fan Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Michal Gilles, Max Melvin, Cassey Jordan, Gianna Shumeet, Adoree Vaclav, and Ingram Aldis. Joletta just found out from Carolann Prasun that her family member Suellen Aldis was murdered in Seattle, Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (Carolann had recently found this out from Bernardina Gilles.) Joletta Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Karin Aldis, Gizela Aldis, Rona Aldis, Halimeda Aldis, Forrest Noland, and Madison Vaclav.
285.   Joletta Gilles's younger half-sister, Yolanda Gilles, was born in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. Joletta visited her friend Carolann Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Joletta visited her friend Halimeda Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Joletta Gilles met 6 new people this year: Iggy Myke, Murphy Myke, Cherise Prasun, Dewey Jordan, Dyna Myke, and Em Aldis. Joletta Gilles made 24 new friends this year: Arleta Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Suzzy Gilles, Michal Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Laird Gilles, Aidan Gilles, Englebart Melvin, Valentine Melvin, Dyna Myke, Max Noland, Terence Prasun, Eulalie Prasun, Carlisle Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, Gianna Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Melania Vaclav, Adoree Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Max Zollie, and Jermain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
286.   Joletta Gilles's younger half-brother, Rahul Gilles, was born in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. Joletta Gilles's half-brother, Rahul Gilles, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Joletta Gilles met 4 new people this year: Jefferson Vaclav, Silvan Melvin, Bernardina Gilles, and Lelah Melvin. Joletta Gilles made 19 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Aziz Aldis, Robena Gilles, Bernardina Gilles, Bernardina Jordan, Pip Melvin, Max Melvin, King Melvin, Murphy Myke, Iggy Myke, Lolita Noland, Ariel Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, Jefferson Vaclav, Jae Zollie, and Hank Zollie.
287.   Joletta Gilles's father, Malcolm Gilles, murdered Terence Prasun in an act of revenge. This was his second victim. Joletta Gilles's father, Malcolm Gilles, was murdered by Eulalie Prasun in an act of revenge. Joletta Gilles met 5 new people this year: Nani Zollie, Kamilah Aldis, Ferinand Aldis, Dyna Myke, and Thorpe Zollie. Joletta Gilles made 14 new friends this year: Philis Aldis, Kamilah Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Fan Aldis, Dru Aldis, Jack Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Lelah Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Sorcha Vaclav, Thorpe Zollie, and Nani Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
288.   Joletta Gilles met 9 new people this year: Alfonso Vaclav, Karin Aldis, Bay Noland, Muhammad Noland, Anya Melvin, Raina Vaclav, Yigal Shumeet, Phedra Shumeet, and Margarete Aldis. Joletta Gilles made 9 new friends this year: Em Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Krissie Aldis, Jim Gilles, Hodge Gilles, Tybalt Myke, Haywood Shumeet, and Sidonia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
289.   Joletta Gilles is now 10 years old. Joletta visited her friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Joletta Gilles met 8 new people this year: Suellen Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Dirk Gilles, Luce Gilles, Debbra Aldis, Hally Melvin, Agamemnon Gilles, and Corine Aldis. Joletta Gilles made 16 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Debbra Aldis, Margarete Aldis, Corine Aldis, Ellynn Gilles, Luce Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Casandra Noland, Cherise Prasun, Leigh Vaclav, and Nate Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Madison Vaclav. Joletta Gilles made 9 new friends this year: Ellynn Aldis, Yolanda Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Anya Melvin, Bay Noland, Muhammad Noland, Halimeda Shumeet, Freddy Zollie, and Joey Zollie.
291.   Joletta Gilles met two new people this year, Jefferson Aldis and Reynard Aldis. Joletta Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Hendrick Aldis, Wesley Gilles, and Raina Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
292.   Joletta Gilles's half-brother, Zolly Gilles, murdered Englebart Melvin in an act of revenge. Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Dari Melvin. Joletta Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Jefferson Aldis, Zolly Gilles, Tate Melvin, and Nona Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
293.   Joletta just found out from Wesley Gilles that her nephew Walt Shumeet died of disease in Derby, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (Wesley had recently found this out from Arleta Noland.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
294.   Joletta Gilles is now 15 years old. Joletta Gilles met 3 new people this year: Freddy Zollie, Sean Gilles, and Nidia Gilles. Joletta visited with her friend Kevan Noland, who she hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Joletta Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Inci Aldis, Kylen Gilles, Kalle Gilles, Wood Gilles, and Aubrey Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
295.   Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Brunhilde Myke. Joletta Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Eberhard Aldis, Katheryn Gilles, and Brunhilde Myke. Joletta Gilles is wondering about her sister Emylee Aldis, who 5 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
296.   Joletta visited her friend Brunhilde Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Joletta Gilles met 4 new people this year: Marjorie Aldis, Wilson Shumeet, Ignazio Gilles, and Carolann Gilles. Joletta Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Alys Gilles, Sid Gilles, and Lynde Gilles.
297.   Joletta Gilles is now 18 years old. Joletta Gilles met two new people this year, Benoite Vaclav and Kevan Vaclav. Joletta just found out from Leigh Vaclav that her family member Enrico Gilles was murdered in Derby, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (Leigh had recently found this out from Jack Gilles.) Joletta just found out from Phedra Aldis that her brother Zolly Gilles died in Seattle, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Cummington, Waterford. (Phedra had recently found this out from Leigh Vaclav.)
298.   Joletta visited her friend Phedra Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Kirby Guillermo.
299.   Joletta Gilles turned 20. Joletta Gilles met 3 new people this year: Edie Aldis, Ira Guillermo, and Staford Noland. Joletta Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Marjorie Aldis, Edie Aldis, Kirby Guillermo, Staford Noland, Ellen Quinn, and Myrtle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
300.   Wilber Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Merotomize, which Wilber Gilles has agreed to lead. Joletta Gilles accepted an invitation from Wilber Gilles to leave Cummington on the Merotomize. Joletta Gilles moved out of Noland House in Cummington. Joletta Gilles boarded the Merotomize from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Merotomize has decided that, rather than Wilber Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Wilber Gilles's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Merotomize, under command of Capt. Wilber Gilles, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed.
301.   The Merotomize is heading N at quarter-speed.
302.   The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed. Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Concettina Guillermo. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Joletta this year. Joletta Gilles is wondering about her sister Emylee Aldis, who 12 years ago left for a voyage on the Microbarograph and hasn't been heard from since.
303.   The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed. Distrust in Capt. Wilber Gilles is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Ellen Quinn is going to attempt to murder Capt. Wilber Gilles, whose decision-making aboard the Merotomize has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Ellen Quinn murdered 66-year-old Capt. Wilber Gilles at sea aboard the Merotomize as an act of mutiny. Ellen Quinn has installed herself as the new captain of the Merotomize; she has never captained a ship before. Huntlee Gilles murdered Capt. Ellen Quinn in an act of revenge. Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Ashton Guillermo.
304.   Joletta Gilles turned 25. The Merotomize is heading N at three-quarter speed. Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Ferinand Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
305.   The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed. Joletta Gilles met one new person this year, Hunter Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Joletta this year.
306.   The Merotomize is heading N at quarter-speed. The crew of the Merotomize, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Kate Gilles openly blames Capt. Huntlee Gilles for the death of her son Evelyn Gilles. Joletta Gilles died aboard the Merotomize, which had become lost at sea; she was 27 years old.