Narrative

280.   Nani Billi Zollie was born to Philis Zollie and Lem Zollie in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. She is named after her mother's aunt, Nani Myke. 16 people came to meet Nani Zollie for the first time this year: Lem Zollie, Miranda Zollie, Kippie Zollie, Hodge Zollie, Philis Zollie, Anni Noland, Sloan Aldis, Arleta Aldis, Lura Zollie, Claretta Zollie, Nadya Zollie, Kincaid Noland, Myrtle Zollie, Wesley Gilles, Zebadiah Gilles, and Kincaid Noland. Nani Zollie's parents Lem Zollie and Philis Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Nani Zollie people came to meet Nani Zollie for the first time. Nani Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Thedrick Aldis, Arleta Aldis, and Nelsen Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Nani this year.
281.   Nani is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kath Noland people came to meet Nani Zollie for the first time. Nani Zollie made 18 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Nona Aldis, Zolly Gilles, Wesley Gilles, Siouxie Gilles, Tuckie Gilles, Em Melvin, Miranda Myke, Charmine Myke, Iain Noland, Canada Noland, Forrest Noland, Philbert Noland, Bartlett Prasun, Shannon Prasun, Georg Zollie, Pamela Zollie, and Ikey Zollie.
282.   Nani is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Nani visited her uncle, Kincaid Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Cassey Jordan people came to meet Nani Zollie for the first time. Nani Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Ivette Aldis, Jim Gilles, Laurence Jordan, Silvan Melvin, Yigal Shumeet, Roman Vaclav, Julieta Zollie, and Hodge Zollie.
283.   Nani is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Nani Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Aldwin Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Robena Gilles, Samuel Gilles, Fleming Jordan, Sharity Noland, Bernd Noland, Leopold Shumeet, Gunner Vaclav, and Patience Zollie.
284.   Nani has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Nani Zollie met one new person this year, Zelig Noland. Nani Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Sloan Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Zebadiah Gilles, Skip Gilles, Ellwood Gilles, Ann Gilles, Odele Noland, Ibrahim Noland, Zelig Noland, and Judith Prasun.
285.   Nani Zollie turned 5. Nani Zollie moved into Zollie House in Derby. Nani Zollie's mother Philis Zollie married Dru Aldis in Derby, Waterford. Philis Zollie is now named Philis Aldis. Nani Zollie's father Lem Zollie married Ann Gilles in Derby, Waterford. Nani Zollie met 8 new people this year: Georg Zollie, Conroy Aldis, Sybila Zollie, Hezekiah Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Corena Zollie, Roman Vaclav II, and Rona Aldis. Nani Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Leopold Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Dru Aldis, Nollie Aldis, Ada Aldis, Rycca Gilles, Abdel Vaclav, and Roman Vaclav II.
286.   Nani Zollie's younger half-brother, Inglebert Zollie, was born in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. Nani Zollie's younger half-sister, Kamilah Aldis, was born in Derby. Nani Zollie met 6 new people this year: Kynthia Noland, Aidan Gilles, Haywood Shumeet, Phedra Shumeet, Phedra Shumeet, and Halimeda Shumeet. Nani Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Zahara Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Gabriel Aldis, Darcy Aldis, Toinette Gilles, Laird Gilles, Kynthia Noland, Melinda Noland, Haywood Shumeet, Jerrilee Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, Phedra Shumeet, and Etta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Nani this year.
287.   Dru Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Nani Zollie's half-brother, Inglebert Zollie, died in Derby, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Dru Aldis moved to Cummington, 12 miles away from Derby. Dru Aldis heard about an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Nani Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Derby. Nani Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Cummington. Nani Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Derby. Nani Zollie met 24 new people this year: Ingram Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Melania Vaclav, Yolanda Gilles, Micki Aldis, Ferinand Aldis, Meredithe Vaclav, Lelah Melvin, Shep Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Aubert Vaclav, Adrian Vaclav, Cherise Prasun, Eulalie Prasun, Rosalyn Aldis, Madelle Aldis, Gianna Shumeet, Bessy Melvin, Rosalyn Gilles, Janis Gilles, Murphy Myke, Dimitri Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, and Indira Gilles. Nani Zollie made 37 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Fan Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Madelle Aldis, Hodge Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Michal Gilles, Tania Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Shep Gilles, Janis Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Joletta Gilles, Ellynn Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Indira Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Valaria Jordan, Bessy Melvin, Murphy Myke, Morlee Noland, Eulalie Prasun, Crystal Prasun, Frederica Shumeet, Jefferson Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Adrian Vaclav, Misha Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, Sidonia Vaclav, and Terri-Jo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Nani this year.
288.   Nani Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Cummington. Nani Zollie met 13 new people this year: Alfonso Vaclav, Em Aldis, Bay Noland, Daloris Noland, Anya Melvin, Madison Vaclav, Jeb Aldis, Adoree Vaclav, Yigal Shumeet, Clo Aldis, Muhammad Noland, Dyna Myke, and Karin Aldis. Nani Zollie made 18 new friends this year: Jeb Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Em Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Yolanda Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Kate Gilles, Breena Melvin, Lelah Melvin, Max Noland, Lolita Noland, Daloris Noland, Biddy Prasun, Gianna Shumeet, Alfonso Vaclav, and Alvinia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Nani this year.
289.   Nani Zollie's younger half-brother, Wilmar Aldis, was born in Cummington. Nani visited her friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Nani Zollie's half-brother, Wilmar Aldis, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Nani Zollie met 4 new people this year: Agamemnon Gilles, Hendrick Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, and Margarete Aldis. Nani Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Kamilah Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Krissie Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Bert Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Luce Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, Vernon Melvin, and Halimeda Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Nani this year.
290.   Nani Zollie turned 10. Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Dru Aldis accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph, but will have to consult family. Philis Aldis agreed to go on the journey; their children Kamilah Aldis and Nani Zollie will also come along. Nani Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Cummington. Nani Zollie boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. Nani Zollie's younger half-sister, Philis Aldis, was born in Microbarograph. Nani Zollie's parents Dru Aldis and Philis Aldis divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Nani Zollie's mother Philis Aldis married Pip Melvin on the Microbarograph; they now share quarters aboard the Microbarograph, along with children Nani Zollie, Kamilah Aldis, and Philis Aldis. Philis Aldis is now named Philis Melvin. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Nani Zollie's mother, Philis Melvin, was hanged aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Talbert Shumeet; she was 30 years old. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Nani Zollie met one new person this year, Debbra Aldis. Nani Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Debbra Aldis, Kelsey Melvin, and Thorpe Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Nani this year.
291.   The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Nani Zollie's half-sister, Kamilah Aldis, drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; she was 5 years old. Nani Zollie drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; she was 11 years old.
295.   Nani Zollie's father Lem Zollie married Odele Noland in Derby, Waterford.
301.   Nani Zollie's half-brother, Zebadiah Gilles, murdered Kevan Noland in an act of revenge.