Narrative

270.   Kincaid Craig Noland was born to Effie Noland and Kincaid Noland in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his father, Kincaid Noland. 11 people came to meet Kincaid Noland for the first time this year: Lem Zollie, Miranda Zollie, Kincaid Noland, Beverly Aldis, Misha Noland, Conroy Aldis, Kincaid Noland, Effie Noland, Conroy Aldis, Hodge Zollie, and Tuckie Gilles. Kincaid Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Ellynn Gilles and Gerladina Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
271.   Kincaid is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kincaid Noland's younger sister, Anni Noland, was born in Derby. Lisabeth Noland people came to meet Kincaid Noland for the first time. Kincaid Noland made 18 new friends this year: Gianna Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Philis Gilles, Tuckie Gilles, Fleming Jordan, Breena Melvin, Kitti Melvin, Pip Melvin, Etienne Melvin, Val Melvin, Charmine Myke, Nathalie Noland, Hewe Vaclav, Catarina Vaclav, Nadia Zollie, Hodge Zollie, Miranda Zollie, and Georg Zollie.
272.   Kincaid is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kincaid Noland made 21 new friends this year: Nona Aldis, Debby Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Laird Gilles, Arleta Gilles, Kitty Gilles, Ellynn Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, Cameo Jordan, Octavia Melvin, Iain Noland, Anallese Noland, Nealy Noland, Bartlett Prasun, Dennie Shumeet, Leopold Shumeet, Ada Shumeet, Philbert Vaclav, Sorcha Vaclav, Lem Zollie, and Tobiah Zollie.
273.   Kincaid is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. 3 people came to meet Kincaid Noland for the first time this year: Laurence Jordan, Loleta Guillermo, and Sky Jordan. Kincaid Noland made 9 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Nev Aldis, Templeton Aldis, Kissiah Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Gabriellia Guillermo, Alford Jordan, Ki Vaclav, and Aubrey Vaclav.
274.   Kincaid has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kincaid Noland met one new person this year, Adrian Vaclav. Kincaid Noland made 16 new friends this year: Beverly Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Reine Aldis, Malcolm Gilles, Loleta Guillermo, Cassey Jordan, Sharity Melvin, Em Melvin, April Melvin, Alessandra Prasun, Valli Shumeet, Yigal Shumeet, Patience Vaclav, Mariel Vaclav, Ruby Zollie, and Sidoney Zollie.
275.   Kincaid Noland is now 5 years old. Kincaid visited his friend Kitty Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid Noland met 6 new people this year: Cresa Zollie, Cory Gilles, Ruby Zollie, Sidonia Vaclav, Ingaborg Gilles, and Eimile Aldis. Kincaid Noland made 16 new friends this year: Suzann Aldis, Gizela Aldis, Nelsen Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Rycca Gilles, Ingaborg Gilles, Ellwood Gilles, Dahlia Jordan, Giffard Melvin, Zelig Noland, Carolann Prasun, Sabina Vaclav, Julieta Zollie, Carlisle Zollie, and Hermy Zollie.
276.   Kincaid Noland's younger sister, Emalee Noland, was born in Derby. Kincaid Noland met 3 new people this year: Morris Noland, Ivette Aldis, and Crystie Vaclav. Kincaid Noland made 15 new friends this year: Sorcha Aldis, Aldwin Aldis, Halimeda Aldis, Jim Aldis, Antonius Aldis, Janna Gilles, Zebadiah Gilles, Daffy Gilles, Cory Gilles, Robena Gilles, Sheppard Prasun, Jamey Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Lura Zollie, and Nadya Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
277.   Kincaid visited his friend Reine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid visited his friend Beverly Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid Noland's sister, Emalee Noland, died in Derby, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Kincaid Noland met two new people this year, Estell Melvin and Eustace Zollie. Kincaid Noland made 5 new friends this year: Bert Aldis, Zolly Gilles, Laurence Jordan, Ada Jordan, and Shannon Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
278.   Kincaid Noland met 4 new people this year: Tallie Noland, Annabela Vaclav, Thedrick Aldis, and Rubetta Aldis. Kincaid Noland made 7 new friends this year: Wesley Gilles, Liorah Melvin, Annabela Vaclav, Gunner Vaclav, Jerrome Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, and Joey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
279.   Kincaid Noland met 4 new people this year: Tybalt Myke, Mamie Gilles, Fanya Vaclav, and Tremayne Vaclav. Kincaid Noland made 8 new friends this year: Rubetta Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Alys Aldis, Tabb Gilles, Sky Jordan, Roman Vaclav, Sidonia Vaclav, and Fanya Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
280.   Kincaid Noland turned 10. Kincaid visited his friend Annabela Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid Noland met 4 new people this year: Katharyn Zollie, Cherilynn Melvin, Roman Vaclav II, and Mikako Aldis. Kincaid Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ivette Aldis, Cherilynn Melvin, Claretta Zollie, and Ruby Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
281.   Kincaid visited his friend Cherilynn Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid Noland met 3 new people this year: Darcy Aldis, Philbert Noland, and Georg Zollie. Kincaid Noland made 8 new friends this year: Dyna Aldis, Sloan Aldis, Canada Noland, Forrest Noland, Philbert Noland, Spike Vaclav, Jolynn Zollie, and Ikey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
282.   Kincaid Noland's younger sister, Koren Noland, was born in Derby. Kincaid visited his friend Alessandra Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. In Gilles House, their home, Kincaid is attending to Kincaid Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid Noland's father, Kincaid Noland, died in Derby, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 31 years old. Kincaid visited his friend Templeton Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid Noland's sister, Koren Noland, died in Derby, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Kincaid Noland met 11 new people this year: Bradly Gilles, Mikey Zollie, Jim Gilles, Swen Noland, Rory Melvin, Skip Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Bernd Aldis, Samuel Gilles, Sybila Zollie, and Silvan Melvin. Kincaid Noland made 11 new friends this year: Stacy Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Jim Gilles, Skip Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Samuel Gilles, Rory Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Tremayne Vaclav, and Misha Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
283.   Kincaid Noland met 6 new people this year: Toinette Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Conroy Zollie, Leopold Melvin, Bernd Noland, and Dru Aldis. Kincaid Noland made 6 new friends this year: Shelia Aldis, Dru Aldis, Thorndike Melvin, Odele Noland, Bernd Noland, and Myrtle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
284.   Kincaid Noland met 7 new people this year: Judith Prasun, Murphy Myke, Abdel Vaclav, Dyna Myke, Conroy Aldis, Ibrahim Noland, and Melinda Noland. Kincaid visited with his friend Louise Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid Noland made 8 new friends this year: Leopold Aldis, Ann Gilles, Estell Melvin, Louise Noland, Ibrahim Noland, Melinda Noland, Judith Prasun, and Abdel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
285.   Kincaid Noland turned 15. Kincaid Noland is thinking about leaving Derby, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Kincaid Noland met 4 new people this year: Corena Zollie, Gabriel Aldis, Karin Aldis, and Rona Aldis. Kincaid Noland made 7 new friends this year: Karin Aldis, Clarisa Aldis, Nollie Aldis, Rona Aldis, Gabriel Aldis, Toinette Gilles, and Roman Vaclav II.
286.   Kincaid Noland met 5 new people this year: Kynthia Noland, Kamilah Aldis, Zahara Aldis, Halimeda Shumeet, and Haywood Shumeet. Kincaid Noland made 12 new friends this year: Zahara Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Darcy Aldis, Anni Noland, Ambrosia Noland, Phedra Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, Haywood Shumeet, Jerrilee Shumeet, Halimeda Shumeet, Eustace Zollie, and Etta Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
287.   Kincaid Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Derby, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Kincaid Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Derby. Kincaid Noland moved out of Gilles House in Derby. Kincaid Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Derby, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Kincaid Noland moved into Zollie House in Derby. Kincaid Noland met 5 new people this year: Renard Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Jonis Noland, Pippy Vaclav, and Marjorie Aldis. Kincaid Noland made 6 new friends this year: Renard Aldis, Jolyn Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Morley Vaclav, and Nate Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
288.   Kincaid Noland is now 18 years old. Kincaid Noland met 3 new people this year: Bear Shumeet, Codee Vaclav, and Ford Vaclav. Kincaid Noland made 6 new friends this year: Bernd Aldis, Veronika Gilles, Eduard Gilles, Shanan Gilles, Codee Vaclav, and Ford Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
289.   Kincaid Noland met 5 new people this year: Clo Aldis, Mara Myke, Alfonso Vaclav, Ian Noland, and Lilllie Shumeet. Kincaid Noland made 5 new friends this year: Madelle Aldis, Randolph Melvin, Mara Myke, Ian Noland, and Roderic Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
290.   Kincaid Noland is now 20 years old. Kincaid Noland met two new people this year, Lidia Shumeet and Locke Quinn. Kincaid Noland made 4 new friends this year: Conroy Aldis, Husain Noland, Kynthia Noland, and Locke Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
291.   Kincaid visited his friend Locke Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid visited his friend Rebbecca Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Roderic Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid visited his cousin, Wendel Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid Noland met 5 new people this year: Cyrillus Prasun, Silvan Aldis, Locke Quinn, Ignazio Gilles, and Barbi Aldis. Kincaid visited with his friend Giffard Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid Noland made 6 new friends this year: Kendal Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Theda Quinn, Pippy Vaclav, and Elinor Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
292.   Kincaid visited his friend Robena Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Leopold Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Em Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Ann Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Walt Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Ford Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid visited his friend Elinor Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid Noland met 7 new people this year: Janis Gilles, Lamb Gilles, Nissy Aldis, Gusti Aldis, Mavis Gilles, Shaine Zollie, and Humbert Gilles. Kincaid visited with his family member Aubert Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid Noland made 3 new friends this year: Locke Quinn, Aubert Vaclav, and Terri-Jo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
293.   Kincaid Noland met 8 new people this year: Gwendolyn Myke, Hendrick Aldis, Mohamad Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Reynard Aldis, Phedra Jordan, Morlee Noland, and Georgie Noland. Kincaid just found out from Siouxie Gilles that his family member Adrian Vaclav was murdered in Cummington, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Siouxie had recently found this out from Fleming Jordan.) Kincaid visited with his friend Sidonia Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid Noland made 7 new friends this year: Hendrick Aldis, Rosalyn Gilles, Sianna Melvin, Morlee Noland, Clare Quinn, Alfonso Vaclav, and Jonny Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
294.   Kincaid Noland met 7 new people this year: Linoel Melvin, Abdul Aldis, Charmine Myke, Gibb Melvin, Kippie Shumeet, Tallie Melvin, and Mavis Quinn. Kincaid visited with his friend Cecil Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid Noland made 6 new friends this year: Marta Aldis, Palmer Melvin, Tallie Melvin, Jeanie Noland, Mavis Quinn, and Dode Vaclav.
295.   Kincaid Noland is now 25 years old. Kincaid Noland met 6 new people this year: Alley Aldis, Kevan Noland, Jason Myke, Camella Noland, Joelle Noland, and Windy Vaclav. Kincaid visited with his friend Leopold Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid Noland made 12 new friends this year: Ellynn Aldis, Gera Aldis, Leopold Melvin, Camella Melvin, Shayne Myke, Antonetta Myke, Kevan Noland, Camella Noland, Joelle Noland, Ellen Quinn, Kippie Shumeet, and Ivett Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
296.   Kincaid Noland attempted to murder Skip Gilles as revenge for the latter's murder of Ian Noland, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Kincaid Noland met 5 new people this year: Stillmann Prasun, Raina Vaclav, Myrtle Myke, Jeanelle Zollie, and Win Aldis. Kincaid Noland made 7 new friends this year: Nissy Aldis, Daloris Noland, Cyrillus Prasun, Stillmann Prasun, Raina Vaclav, Windy Vaclav, and Jeanelle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
297.   Kincaid visited his friend Roman Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Shanan Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Oscar Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid Noland murdered Skip Gilles in an act of revenge. Kincaid Noland met 8 new people this year: Tate Melvin, Pamela Gilles, Klaus Noland, Luce Gilles, Wenonah Gilles, Wylma Gilles, Webb Prasun, and Rici Gilles. Kincaid visited with his friend Bradly Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid visited with his friend Kevan Noland, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Kincaid Noland made 5 new friends this year: Clo Aldis, Pamela Gilles, Luce Gilles, Kevan Noland, and Webb Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kincaid this year.
298.   Kincaid visited his friend Fleming Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 27 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Jonny Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Etta Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Windy Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kincaid visited his friend Canada Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid visited his friend Kynthia Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Kincaid Noland has fallen ill. Kincaid is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Shayne Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Ada Aldis, Rubetta Aldis, Marta Aldis, Darcy Aldis, Nissy Aldis, Clo Aldis, Gabriel Aldis, Sloan Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Aldwin Aldis, Jolyn Aldis, Madelle Aldis, Kendal Aldis, Pamela Gilles, Luce Gilles, Rycca Gilles, Karin Gilles, Charmine Gilles, Sidonia Gilles, Toinette Gilles, Zahara Gilles, Bradly Gilles, Siouxie Gilles, Tuckie Gilles, Jerrilee Jordan, Laurence Jordan, Estell Melvin, Giffard Melvin, Camella Melvin, Tallie Melvin, Antonetta Myke, Iain Noland, Camella Noland, Melinda Noland, Sharity Noland, Anni Noland, Halimeda Noland, Joelle Noland, Kevan Noland, Forrest Noland, Daloris Noland, Jeanie Noland, Kevan Noland, Christof Noland, Cyrillus Prasun, Shelia Prasun, Webb Prasun, Sheppard Prasun, Locke Quinn, Kippie Shumeet, Gunner Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, Morley Vaclav, Lura Vaclav, Ivett Vaclav, Raina Vaclav, Pippy Vaclav, Alfonso Vaclav, Roman Vaclav II, Veronika Vaclav, Odele Zollie, Terri-Jo Zollie, Elnora Zollie, Nadya Zollie, Hermy Zollie, Sorcha Zollie, Jeanelle Zollie, Kerri Zollie, Beverly Zollie, Marys Zollie, Hodge Zollie, and Lem Zollie. Kincaid Noland died in Derby, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 28 years old. Kincaid Noland was laid to rest in the Derby cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.