Narrative

249.   Derby Spike Aldis was born to Koren Aldis and Judas Jordan in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Derby Noland. 19 people came to meet Derby Aldis for the first time this year: Effie Aldis, Salomone Aldis, Constantine Jordan, Koren Aldis, Raoul Aldis, Judas Jordan, Silvie Noland, Derby Aldis, Carena Jordan, Tymon Jordan, Cherianne Vaclav, Conroy Aldis, Sheryl Gilles, Alford Vaclav, Conroy Aldis, Rhodia Noland, Gerri Prasun, Geof Noland, and Alwin Noland. Derby visited his grandmother, Carena Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Derby Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Fleming Jordan, Laurene Prasun, and Clement Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Derby this year.
250.   Derby is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Derby Aldis's younger half-sister, Cameo Jordan, was born in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. Trenna Jordan people came to meet Derby Aldis for the first time. Derby Aldis made 11 new friends this year: Tate Aldis, Constantine Jordan, Suzann Jordan, Ada Jordan, Gerty Noland, Iain Noland, Beverly Noland, Lisetta Prasun, Martita Prasun, Baxter Vaclav, and Patience Vaclav. The settlements of Derby, Piperton, and Swampscott are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Derby will absorb the other settlements.
251.   Derby is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Derby Aldis's younger half-brother, Jessie Jordan, was born in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. Derby Aldis's half-brother, Jessie Jordan, died in Derby, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Derby Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Clare Aldis, Judas Jordan, Urban Melvin, Katharyn Melvin, Magdalen Prasun, Loleta Prasun, Terence Prasun, Gayle Vaclav, and Carolann Zollie.
252.   Derby is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Derby Aldis's parents Salomone Aldis and Koren Aldis divorced after 16 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Derby Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Juditha Aldis, Sloan Melvin, Sheilakathryn Noland, Florian Noland, Annabela Noland, Gerri Prasun, Em Shumeet, and Marena Vaclav.
253.   Derby has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Derby Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Nerty Aldis, Raoul Aldis, Bernardine Aldis, Dode Gilles, Kitty Gilles, Lisabeth Noland, Alessandra Prasun, Yance Prasun, and Alford Vaclav.
254.   Derby Aldis turned 5. Derby visited his friend Gerty Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Derby visited his friend Gerri Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Derby visited his friend Katharyn Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Derby visited his uncle, Constantine Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Derby visited his friend Gayle Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Derby Aldis has fallen ill. Derby is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Effie Aldis, Koren Aldis, Clare Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Tate Aldis, Juditha Aldis, Nerty Aldis, Bernardine Aldis, Raoul Aldis, Kitty Gilles, Dode Gilles, Fleming Jordan, Judas Jordan, Ada Jordan, Cameo Jordan, Sloan Melvin, Annabela Noland, Beverly Noland, Florian Noland, Lisabeth Noland, Sheilakathryn Noland, Iain Noland, Geof Noland, Lisetta Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Loleta Prasun, Carolann Prasun, Laurene Prasun, Martita Prasun, Terence Prasun, Yance Prasun, Alford Vaclav, Marena Vaclav, Cherianne Vaclav, Alford Vaclav, Patience Vaclav, Clement Vaclav, and Baxter Vaclav. Derby Aldis died in Derby, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 5 years old. Derby Aldis was laid to rest in the Derby cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
262.   Derby Aldis's younger half-brother, Forrest Jordan, was born in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford.
268.   Derby Aldis's half-brother, Conroy Aldis, murdered Douglis Melvin in an act of revenge. Derby Aldis's half-brother, Conroy Aldis, murdered Davin Prasun in an act of revenge.