Narrative

225.   Yancey Darth Prasun was born to Fan Prasun and Darth Prasun in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. 13 people came to meet Yancey Prasun for the first time this year: Fan Prasun, Henrie Noland, Yancey Prasun, Lisabeth Noland, Darth Prasun, Gilly Vaclav, Ramesh Aldis, Loleta Vaclav, Dewey Prasun, Laurene Melvin, Deloria Gilles, Conroy Aldis, and Kirstyn Gilles. 4 people came to meet Yancey Prasun for the first time this year: Conroy Aldis, Filippa Aldis, Giffard Melvin, and Wynn Prasun. Yancey Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Kirstyn Gilles, Kassey Jordan, and Loleta Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
226.   Yancey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yancey Prasun was met for the first time by two people this year, Benni Aldis and Cynthia Prasun. Yancey Prasun made 15 new friends this year: Inglebert Aldis, Dewey Aldis, Phedra Aldis, Munroe Aldis, Renato Aldis, Juditha Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Debi Gilles, Palmer Jordan, Gerty Melvin, Geoffry Melvin, Alfonso Melvin, Lisabeth Noland, Roddie Noland, and Dewey Prasun.
227.   Yancey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Yancey Prasun's younger brother, Kendrick Prasun, was born in Derby. Yancey Prasun's father, Darth Prasun, murdered Chane Vaclav in an act of revenge. Yancey Prasun's father, Darth Prasun, was murdered by Locke Vaclav in an act of revenge. Yancey Prasun made 13 new friends this year: Clare Aldis, Tod Gilles, Palmer Jordan, Carolann Melvin, Hans Noland, Lisabeth Noland, May Noland, Dianna Noland, Kath Shumeet, Valeria Vaclav, Gilly Vaclav, April Vaclav, and Keslie Zollie.
228.   Yancey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Yancey Prasun made 12 new friends this year: Ernest Aldis, Bronson Aldis, Annalyse Gilles, Hubert Noland, Kalvin Noland, Harcourt Noland, Colbert Prasun, Paton Shumeet, Mabel Vaclav, Clare Vaclav, Halimeda Vaclav, and Lesly Zollie.
229.   Yancey Prasun met one new person this year, Goddart Vaclav.
230.   Yancey Prasun turned 5. Yancey Prasun met 9 new people this year: Giancarlo Noland, Huey Gilles, Amadeus Noland, Michelle Aldis, Jordanna Vaclav, Kee Aldis, Englebert Vaclav, Fan Vaclav, and Corette Jordan. Yancey Prasun made 8 new friends this year: Filippa Aldis, Shoshanna Aldis, Huey Gilles, Wilson Jordan, Alwin Noland, Koressa Noland, Gerri Prasun, and Laurette Vaclav.
231.   Yancey visited his friend Hans Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey Prasun met 3 new people this year: Robena Melvin, Brook Aldis, and Rozelle Aldis. Yancey Prasun made 10 new friends this year: Bernardina Aldis, Michelle Aldis, Filippa Aldis, Florian Gilles, Faydra Melvin, Giancarlo Noland, Amadeus Noland, Koren Noland, Fan Vaclav, and Goddart Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
232.   Yancey Prasun met two new people this year, Dahlia Aldis and Shanon Vaclav. Yancey Prasun made 9 new friends this year: Brook Aldis, Kee Aldis, Anallese Aldis, Cooper Melvin, Blinnie Noland, Cordey Noland, Kenn Shumeet, Ada Vaclav, and Lorain Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
233.   Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Leigh Melvin, Inci Melvin, Urban Melvin, Zared Aldis, Raoul Aldis, and Denis Gilles. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Raoul Aldis, Denis Gilles, Robena Melvin, and Sibyl Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
234.   Yancey Prasun met two new people this year, Elinor Melvin and Leopold Aldis. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Deloria Aldis, Pietra Gilles, Berti Jordan, and Shanon Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
235.   Yancey Prasun turned 10. Yancey visited his friend Denis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Beverly Vaclav, Mahala Noland, Loleta Prasun, Bernardine Vaclav, Sammy Aldis, and Jackie Aldis. Yancey Prasun made 8 new friends this year: Jackie Aldis, Bernardine Jordan, Corette Jordan, Fleming Jordan, Mahala Noland, Kendrick Prasun, Bernardine Vaclav, and Sheryl Vaclav.
236.   Yancey visited his friend Berti Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey Prasun met one new person this year, Hamish Gilles. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Hamish Gilles, Staford Noland, Tallie Noland, and Marve Vaclav.
237.   Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Clarisa Prasun, Tate Jordan, Georgy Jordan, Latia Melvin, Brian Jordan, and Louise Vaclav. Yancey visited with his friend Wynn Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 12 new friends this year: Fazeel Aldis, Catie Aldis, Seth Aldis, Brian Jordan, Cherilynn Melvin, Elicia Noland, Iain Prasun, Wynn Prasun, Loleta Prasun, Tailor Vaclav, Peirce Vaclav, and Englebert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
238.   Yancey visited his friend Blinnie Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey Prasun met 4 new people this year: Alford Vaclav, Nevin Melvin, Rosalyn Aldis, and Conroy Aldis. Yancey caught up with an old acquaintance, Min Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
239.   Yancey visited his friend Lesly Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Peirce Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey Prasun met 5 new people this year: Silvie Noland, Lisetta Prasun, Charissa Vaclav, Martita Prasun, and Noah Vaclav. Yancey visited with his friend Dewey Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 8 new friends this year: Sandie Aldis, Inci Melvin, Ashleigh Noland, Magdalen Noland, Rahul Prasun, Gerri Prasun, Noah Vaclav, and Modestine Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
240.   Yancey Prasun is now 15 years old. Yancey visited his friend Pietra Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Staford Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Alford Vaclav, Lockwood Melvin, Ruthanne Aldis, Sloan Melvin, Laurene Prasun, and Katharyn Melvin. Yancey just found out from Clarisa Prasun that his uncle Gerri Prasun was murdered in Circle, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Clarisa had recently found this out from Garry Melvin.) Yancey Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Sloan Melvin, Kitty Melvin, Martita Prasun, Louise Vaclav, and Raj Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
241.   Yancey Prasun met 3 new people this year: Judas Jordan, Tymon Jordan, and Carena Jordan. Yancey Prasun made 8 new friends this year: Constantine Jordan, Carena Jordan, Judas Jordan, Tymon Jordan, Gertrud Melvin, Nena Noland, Laurene Prasun, and Juana Shumeet.
242.   Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Tybalt Noland, Denni Prasun, Matteo Prasun, Nealy Noland, Elnora Noland, and Sonia Noland. Yancey visited with his friend Dianna Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Constantine Jordan, Garry Melvin, Tybalt Noland, Aron Noland, and Matteo Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
243.   Yancey Prasun is now 18 years old. Yancey visited his friend Constantine Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
244.   Magdalen Noland had a sexual liaison with Yancey Prasun. Yancey caught up with an old acquaintance, Mose Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey visited with his friend Alfonzo Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Alfonzo Aldis, Elisha Aldis, and Lisetta Prasun.
245.   Yancey Prasun is now 20 years old. Magdalen Noland gave birth to a girl named Vanessa Elisha Noland, of whom Yancey Prasun is the father. Yancey Prasun married Magdalen Noland in Derby, Waterford. Magdalen Noland is now named Magdalen Prasun. Yancey Prasun's daughter, Vanessa Noland, died in Derby, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Yancey Prasun met 4 new people this year: Shari Gilles, Welbie Gilles, Hatti Gilles, and Tabb Gilles. Yancey visited with his friend Tod Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey visited with his friend May Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Tate Aldis, Tania Aldis, Shari Gilles, and Denni Prasun.
246.   Magdalen Prasun gave birth to a boy named Yance Darth Prasun, of whom Yancey Prasun is the father. Yancey Prasun met 10 new people this year: Fleming Vaclav, Buck Noland, Deloria Aldis, Apostolos Jordan, Conroy Aldis, Patience Vaclav, Freddy Gilles, Onida Zollie, Baxter Vaclav, and Gayle Vaclav. Yancey Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Conroy Aldis, Tate Jordan, Ericha Prasun, Clement Vaclav, and Fleming Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
247.   Yancey visited his friend Sandie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Apostolos Jordan attempted to murder Yancey Prasun, but failed and was himself killed. Yancey Prasun killed 51-year-old Apostolos Jordan in self-defense in Derby, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. Yancey Prasun met 7 new people this year: Beverly Noland, Ann-Mari Noland, Effie Aldis, Catarina Noland, Iain Noland, King Aldis, and Danit Noland. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Mose Aldis, Tabb Gilles, Gayle Vaclav, and Fleming Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
248.   Magdalen Prasun gave birth to a boy named Darth Yancey Prasun, after Darth Prasun, of whom Yancey Prasun is the father. Yancey visited his friend Gertrud Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
249.   Yancey visited his friend May Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Carena Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey Prasun's wife, Magdalen Prasun, murdered 17-year-old Matteo Prasun in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun's wife, Magdalen Prasun, killed 22-year-old Kendrick Prasun in self-defense in Derby, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim. Yancey Prasun's brother, Kendrick Prasun, was killed in Derby, Waterford by Magdalen Prasun, who was acting in self-defense; he was 22 years old. Yancey Prasun met two new people this year, Kylen Jordan and Derby Aldis. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Elnora Aldis, Randolf Aldis, Sibyl Gilles, and Baxter Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
250.   Yancey Prasun is now 25 years old. Yancey visited his friend Dewey Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey Prasun met one new person this year, Cameo Jordan. Yancey just found out from Rhodia Noland that one of his oldest friends, Mose Aldis, was murdered in Circle, Waterford 1 years ago. Mose and Yancey first met 25 years ago in in Derby, Waterford, but hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Rhodia had recently found this out from Raj Zollie.) The settlements of Derby, Piperton, and Swampscott are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Derby will absorb the other settlements.
251.   Yancey Prasun met 7 new people this year: Florian Noland, Dode Gilles, Terence Prasun, Krystal Noland, Roddie Noland, Osborne Noland, and Jack Gilles. Yancey visited with his friend Ashleigh Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey visited with his friend Juditha Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey visited with his friend Roddie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey visited with his friend Urban Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 11 new friends this year: Isadora Gilles, Kylen Jordan, Urban Melvin, Beverly Noland, Darien Noland, Beverly Noland, Cherianne Vaclav, Patience Vaclav, Sorcha Vaclav, Marena Vaclav, and Onida Zollie.
252.   Yancey visited his friend Fleming Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey Prasun's wife, Magdalen Prasun, murdered 51-year-old Raj Zollie in Derby, Waterford. This was her third victim. Yancey Prasun's wife, Magdalen Prasun, was murdered by Raj Zollie in an act of revenge. Yancey Prasun met 5 new people this year: Clarita Myke, Zelig Noland, Sheilakathryn Noland, Leigh Noland, and Davin Noland. Yancey visited with his friend Em Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 7 new friends this year: Dode Gilles, Sheilakathryn Noland, Florian Noland, Annabela Noland, Leigh Noland, Yance Prasun, and Em Shumeet.
253.   Ashleigh Noland had an affair with Yancey Prasun. Ashleigh Noland had an affair with Yancey Prasun; Ashleigh's husband, Roddie Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Yancey Prasun met 9 new people this year: Anna-Maria Noland, Devin Gilles, Ophelie Aldis, Nerty Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Aldwin Aldis, John-Patrick Aldis, Silvan Aldis, and John-Patrick Aldis. Yancey caught up with an old acquaintance, Alec Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 8 new friends this year: John-Patrick Aldis, Nerty Aldis, Aldwin Aldis, Bernardine Aldis, John-Patrick Aldis, Kitty Gilles, Devin Gilles, and Krystal Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
254.   Yancey visited his friend Onida Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Ashleigh Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Gerty Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his cousin, Gerri Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey visited his friend Katharyn Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Constantine Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Gayle Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his cousin, Nerty Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey visited his friend Bernardine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey visited his friend Devin Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out in Derby; fifteen people died. Yancey Prasun met 5 new people this year: Ibby Noland, Kitti Aldis, Joellyn Vaclav, Nathalie Noland, and Shayna Noland. Yancey caught up with an old acquaintance, Conroy Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Gianna Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Bart Jordan, Terence Prasun, and Alford Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
255.   Yancey Prasun turned 30. Yancey Prasun met one new person this year, Oran Gilles. Yancey just found out from Elicia Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Dianna Prasun, died of natural causes in Circle, Waterford 1 years ago. Dianna and Yancey first met 29 years ago in in Derby, Waterford, but hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Elicia had recently found this out from Buck Noland.)
256.   Kitty Gilles had a sexual liaison with Yancey Prasun.
257.   Kitty Gilles gave birth to a boy named Malcolm Calvin Gilles, after Malcolm Gilles, of whom Yancey Prasun is the father. Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Neville Melvin, Hewe Vaclav, Prentice Gilles, Terence Prasun, Lem Zollie, and Hodge Zollie. Yancey just found out from Elicia Aldis that his family member Ericha Vaclav died of disease in Circle, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Elicia had recently found this out from Prentice Gilles.) Yancey visited with his friend Kassey Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 5 new friends this year: Nadine Aldis, King Aldis, Neville Melvin, Nathalie Noland, and Marys Zollie.
258.   Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Miguel Aldis, Luise Jordan, Shea Jordan, Inglebert Jordan, Doretta Melvin, and Alys Noland. Yancey just found out from Nadine Aldis that his family member Cordey Noland died of natural causes in Circle, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Nadine had recently found this out from Elicia Aldis.) Yancey caught up with an old acquaintance, Sammy Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Miguel Aldis, Inglebert Jordan, Doretta Melvin, and Hodge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
259.   Yancey visited his friend Elicia Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 33 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey Prasun met 9 new people this year: Zary Melvin, Englebert Vaclav, Edgardo Aldis, Catarina Vaclav, Sybila Melvin, Miranda Zollie, Sibley Melvin, Em Aldis, and Octavia Melvin. Yancey visited with his friend Jackie Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Em Aldis, Sammy Aldis, Sybila Melvin, Alessandra Prasun, Joellyn Vaclav, and Hodge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
260.   Yancey visited his friend Neville Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey visited his friend Clement Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey visited his friend Nadine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Yancey Prasun met 6 new people this year: Tucky Gilles, Gerladina Melvin, Mustafa Vaclav, Aldwin Melvin, Charmine Myke, and Eduard Gilles. Yancey just found out from Tate Aldis that his family member Lisabeth Noland died of natural causes in Fort Greely, Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 33 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Tate had recently found this out from Roddie Noland.) Yancey caught up with an old acquaintance, Rosalyn Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Luise Jordan, Gerladina Melvin, and Clarita Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Yancey this year.
261.   Yancey Prasun married Beverly Noland in Derby, Waterford. Beverly Noland is now named Beverly Prasun. Yancey Prasun met one new person this year, Benedikta Melvin. Yancey visited with his friend Kee Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Yancey Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Eduard Gilles, Cameo Jordan, Ki Melvin, and Mustafa Vaclav.
262.   Yancey visited his friend Kee Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 32 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Yancey Prasun has fallen ill. Yancey is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Koren Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Kassey Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Jackie Aldis, Sammy Aldis, Beverly Aldis, Tate Aldis, King Aldis, Em Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Eduard Gilles, Ada Jordan, Denni Jordan, Ada Jordan, Fleming Jordan, Judas Jordan, Cameo Jordan, Bart Jordan, Inglebert Jordan, Ki Melvin, Gerladina Melvin, Sybila Melvin, Nathalie Noland, Iain Noland, Florian Noland, Lisabeth Noland, Roddie Noland, Martita Noland, Krystal Noland, Doretta Noland, Beverly Prasun, Alessandra Prasun, Darth Prasun, Yance Prasun, Joellyn Vaclav, Cherianne Vaclav, Alford Vaclav, Sorcha Vaclav, Mustafa Vaclav, Patience Vaclav, Marena Vaclav, Englebert Vaclav, Annabela Vaclav, Hodge Zollie, and Marys Zollie. Yancey Prasun died in Derby, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 37 years old. Yancey Prasun was laid to rest in the Derby cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
306.   Yancey Prasun's son Malcolm Gilles married Ismail Melvin in Circle, Waterford.