Narrative

238.   Inglebert Judas Jordan was born to Elisha Jordan and Oran Jordan in the town of Chancellor, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his uncle, Inglebert Aldis. 5 people came to meet Inglebert Jordan for the first time this year: Dasya Aldis, Elisha Jordan, Inglebert Jordan, Staford Noland, and Oran Jordan. In Zollie House, their home, Inglebert is attending to Oran Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert Jordan's father, Oran Jordan, died in Chancellor, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 27 years old. Forbes Gilles people came to meet Inglebert Jordan for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
239.   Inglebert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Gizela Aldis people came to meet Inglebert Jordan for the first time. Inglebert Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Dasya Aldis, Bernardine Aldis, Farrah Aldis, Tod Gilles, and Matteo Prasun.
240.   Inglebert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Inglebert Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Shoshanna Aldis, Douglis Gilles, and Shari Gilles.
241.   Inglebert is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Inglebert Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Wesley Gilles, Dode Gilles, Forbes Gilles, Dianna Prasun, and Suellen Prasun.
242.   Inglebert has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Inglebert Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Raye Gilles, Annalyse Gilles, and Fan Vaclav.
243.   Inglebert Jordan turned 5. Inglebert Jordan met 4 new people this year: Dionysus Aldis, Kassey Aldis, Martyn Aldis, and Suellen Prasun. Inglebert Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Archie Aldis, Dru Gilles, and Bernardine Vaclav.
244.   Inglebert Jordan's mother Elisha Jordan married Alfonzo Aldis in Circle, Waterford. Elisha Jordan is now named Elisha Aldis. Inglebert Jordan met 10 new people this year: Huey Gilles, Regina Gilles, Beverly Noland, Kath Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Flipper Aldis, Eveline Gilles, Danit Noland, Fleming Vaclav, and Kirstyn Vaclav. Inglebert Jordan made 18 new friends this year: Kassey Aldis, Martyn Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Min Aldis, Dionysus Aldis, Huey Gilles, Thain Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Eveline Gilles, Neville Melvin, Danit Noland, Tallie Noland, Beverly Noland, Davey Prasun, Louise Vaclav, Ardyce Vaclav, Fleming Vaclav, and Kirstyn Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
245.   Inglebert Jordan met two new people this year, Iain Noland and Silvan Aldis. Inglebert Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Kath Gilles, Elnora Gilles, Iain Noland, Lea Prasun, and Juana Shumeet.
246.   Inglebert Jordan met one new person this year, Faydra Aldis. Inglebert Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Burnaby Aldis, Faydra Aldis, Lucas Gilles, and Beverly Noland.
247.   Inglebert Jordan met two new people this year, Rahul Zollie and Mikako Zollie. Inglebert Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Sheilakathryn Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Staford Noland, Giancarlo Noland, Suellen Prasun, Rahul Zollie, Rahul Zollie, and Kippie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
248.   Inglebert Jordan is now 10 years old. Inglebert Jordan met 4 new people this year: Waylan Gilles, Rycca Gilles, Shea Gilles, and Liane Gilles. Inglebert Jordan made 10 new friends this year: Flipper Aldis, Shea Gilles, Breena Gilles, Waylan Gilles, Rycca Gilles, Bartholemy Gilles, Sib Gilles, Susana Jordan, Leigh Noland, and Hodge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
249.   Inglebert Jordan met 5 new people this year: Andree Gilles, Weslie Gilles, Vivian Jordan, Bartholemy Gilles, and Daveta Gilles. Inglebert Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Raoul Aldis, Consuelo Gilles, Liane Gilles, Jim Gilles, Andree Gilles, Dennie Gilles, and Faydra Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
250.   Inglebert Jordan met 3 new people this year: Gay Aldis, Lilias Gilles, and Micki Aldis. Inglebert just found out from Davey Prasun that his mother Elisha Aldis died of disease in Cummington, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Chancellor, Waterford. (Davey had recently found this out from Louise Vaclav.) Inglebert Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Daveta Gilles, Vivian Jordan, Tate Noland, Alwin Noland, and Tailor Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
251.   Inglebert Jordan met two new people this year, Kincaid Noland and Mohamad Zollie. Inglebert just found out from Ealasaid Vaclav that his family member Lilias Gilles died in St. Joseph, Waterford 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Chancellor, Waterford. (Ealasaid had recently found this out from Ealasaid Vaclav.) Inglebert Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Micki Aldis, Freida Myke, and Ealasaid Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
252.   Inglebert Jordan met two new people this year, Kitti Aldis and Aldwin Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
253.   Inglebert Jordan turned 15. Inglebert Jordan met 3 new people this year: Amadeus Aldis, Bart Jordan, and Rodney Aldis. Inglebert Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Bart Jordan, Alford Vaclav, and Kanya Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
254.   Inglebert visited his friend Freida Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Alford Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert Jordan met 3 new people this year: Corky Vaclav, Sinclair Gilles, and Mustafa Vaclav. Inglebert Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Rodney Aldis, Bartholemy Gilles, Corky Vaclav, Koressa Vaclav, Marys Zollie, and Hodge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
255.   Inglebert Jordan met 4 new people this year: Mariel Aldis, Bernardina Aldis, Roderic Zollie, and Ellynn Aldis. Inglebert Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Fazeel Aldis, Bernardina Aldis, Jonah Aldis, Mariel Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Lorain Aldis, Mustafa Vaclav, and Sibyl Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
256.   Inglebert Jordan is now 18 years old. Inglebert Jordan has made up his mind: he is going to leave Chancellor, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Inglebert Jordan decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Chancellor. Inglebert Jordan moved out of Zollie House in Chancellor. Inglebert Jordan caught word of an uninhabited house in Chancellor, Waterford, called Myke House, that could be resided in. Inglebert Jordan moved into Myke House in Chancellor. Inglebert visited his friend Susana Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time.
257.   Inglebert Jordan met two new people this year, Trip Melvin and Sharity Melvin.
258.   Inglebert Jordan is now 20 years old. Inglebert Jordan has made up his mind: he is going to leave Chancellor, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Inglebert Jordan decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Derby. Inglebert Jordan moved out of Myke House in Chancellor. Inglebert Jordan found an uninhabited house in Derby, Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Inglebert Jordan moved into Noland House in Derby. Inglebert Jordan met 27 new people this year: Effie Aldis, Hewe Vaclav, Alford Vaclav, Joellyn Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Ada Jordan, Prentice Gilles, Ann-Mari Noland, Elicia Aldis, Ibby Noland, Catarina Vaclav, Deloria Aldis, Fleming Jordan, Roddie Noland, Conroy Aldis, Florian Noland, Darth Prasun, Zelig Noland, Clarita Myke, Martita Noland, Alford Vaclav, Tate Aldis, Yance Prasun, Cameo Jordan, King Aldis, Luise Jordan, and Alys Noland. Inglebert just found out from Kassey Melvin that his brother Staford Noland was murdered in Pennington, Waterford 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Chancellor, Waterford. (Kassey had recently found this out from Elizabeth Vaclav.) Inglebert visited with his friend Danit Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Inglebert visited with his friend Beverly Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Inglebert visited with his friend Iain Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Inglebert Jordan made 34 new friends this year: Effie Aldis, Deloria Aldis, Eimile Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Miguel Aldis, Sammy Aldis, Nadine Aldis, Tate Aldis, King Aldis, Oran Gilles, Ada Jordan, Judas Jordan, Cameo Jordan, Denni Jordan, Ada Jordan, Luise Jordan, Doretta Melvin, Clarita Myke, Martita Noland, Roddie Noland, Florian Noland, Lisabeth Noland, Krystal Noland, Geof Noland, Alessandra Prasun, Darth Prasun, Yancey Prasun, Alford Vaclav, Cherianne Vaclav, Sorcha Vaclav, Patience Vaclav, Clement Vaclav, Alford Vaclav, and Annabela Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
259.   Inglebert Jordan met 7 new people this year: Zary Melvin, Englebert Vaclav, Ki Melvin, Sybila Melvin, Shea Jordan, Marena Vaclav, and Octavia Melvin. Inglebert Jordan made 14 new friends this year: Em Aldis, Jackie Aldis, Fleming Jordan, Ki Melvin, Octavia Melvin, Sibley Melvin, Ibby Noland, Ann-Mari Noland, Zelig Noland, Yance Prasun, Catarina Vaclav, Hewe Vaclav, Marena Vaclav, and Lem Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
260.   Inglebert visited his friend Neville Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 22 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Inglebert visited his friend Clement Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Nadine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert Jordan met 8 new people this year: Tucky Gilles, Gerladina Melvin, Michaela Aldis, Benedikta Melvin, Charmine Myke, Edgardo Aldis, Nathalie Noland, and Liane Noland. Inglebert Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Michaela Aldis, Tucky Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Eduard Gilles, Gerladina Melvin, Aldwin Melvin, Sybila Melvin, Nathalie Noland, Alys Noland, Joellyn Vaclav, and Miranda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
261.   Inglebert Jordan murdered 21-year-old Prentice Gilles in Derby, Waterford. Inglebert Jordan met two new people this year, Misha Noland and Ilise Vaclav. Inglebert Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Koren Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Kee Jordan, Liane Noland, and Englebert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Inglebert this year.
262.   Inglebert visited his friend Kee Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Yancey Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Martita Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his uncle, Judas Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Deloria Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Yance Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Beverly Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Inglebert visited his friend Darth Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Joellyn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Elnora Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert visited his friend Kassey Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Inglebert visited his aunt, Marys Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Inglebert Jordan has fallen ill. Inglebert is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Effie Aldis, Koren Aldis, Jackie Aldis, Sammy Aldis, Michaela Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Beverly Aldis, Em Aldis, Tate Aldis, King Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Tucky Gilles, Eduard Gilles, Ealasaid Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Fleming Jordan, Ada Jordan, Cameo Jordan, Denni Jordan, Bart Jordan, Ada Jordan, Forrest Jordan, Ki Melvin, Sibley Melvin, Gerladina Melvin, Aldwin Melvin, Sybila Melvin, Octavia Melvin, Ibby Noland, Iain Noland, Kincaid Noland, Roddie Noland, Florian Noland, Lisabeth Noland, Nathalie Noland, Liane Noland, Ann-Mari Noland, Zelig Noland, Krystal Noland, Doretta Noland, Alys Noland, Geof Noland, Alessandra Prasun, Hewe Vaclav, Alford Vaclav, Cherianne Vaclav, Marena Vaclav, Englebert Vaclav, Catarina Vaclav, Sorcha Vaclav, Alford Vaclav, Mustafa Vaclav, Annabela Vaclav, Patience Vaclav, Hodge Zollie, Lem Zollie, and Miranda Zollie. Inglebert Jordan died in Derby, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 24 years old. Inglebert Jordan was laid to rest in the Derby cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.