Narrative

283.   Dewey Winford Jordan was born to Cassey Jordan and Bartlett Prasun in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his father's great-grandfather, Dewey Jordan. 10 people came to meet Dewey Jordan for the first time this year: Sheppard Prasun, Bradly Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Anni Noland, Fleming Jordan, Cassey Jordan, Effie Noland, Jamey Vaclav, Lem Zollie, and Bartlett Prasun. Dewey Jordan's father Bartlett Prasun married Carlisle Zollie in Derby, Waterford. Dewey Jordan was met for the first time by two people this year, Ellwood Gilles and Skip Gilles. Dewey Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Dru Aldis, Sloan Aldis, and Myrtle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
284.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Cassey Jordan is planning to move to a neighboring town. Dewey Jordan's parents Bartlett Prasun and Carlisle Prasun divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Cassey Jordan moved to Cummington, 12 miles away from Derby. Cassey Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Quinn House, that could be resided in. Dewey Jordan moved out of Noland House in Derby. Dewey Jordan moved into Quinn House in Cummington. Dewey Jordan moved out of Quinn House in Derby. Dewey Jordan was met for the first time by two people this year, Kareem Jordan and Indira Gilles. Dewey Jordan made 12 new friends this year: Arleta Aldis, Wilber Gilles, Tania Gilles, Shep Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Kate Gilles, Valaria Jordan, Frederica Melvin, Koo Noland, Max Noland, and Daloris Noland.
285.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Jordan's father Bartlett Prasun married April Melvin in Circle, Waterford. Dewey Jordan was met for the first time by two people this year, Breena Melvin and Cherise Prasun. Dewey Jordan made 15 new friends this year: Ellynn Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Indira Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Alexis Noland, Zelig Noland, Biddy Prasun, Terence Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, and Bobbi Vaclav.
286.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Jordan made 16 new friends this year: Stacy Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Micki Aldis, Dode Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Breena Melvin, Pip Melvin, Bessy Melvin, Dyna Myke, Crystal Prasun, Carlisle Prasun, Jefferson Vaclav, Crystie Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Jae Zollie.
287.   Dewey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Jordan's parents Bartlett Prasun and April Prasun divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Dewey Jordan met two new people this year, Philis Aldis and Suellen Aldis. Dewey Jordan made 12 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Janis Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Michal Gilles, Randolph Melvin, Tybalt Myke, Lolita Noland, Miranda Prasun, Sidonia Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Meredithe Vaclav, and Windy Zollie.
288.   Dewey Jordan is now 5 years old. Dewey Jordan met 14 new people this year: Clo Aldis, Kamilah Aldis, Karin Aldis, Bay Noland, Ferinand Aldis, Muhammad Noland, Anya Melvin, Murphy Myke, Madison Vaclav, Dyna Myke, Thorpe Zollie, Yolanda Gilles, Adoree Vaclav, and Em Aldis. Dewey Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Jim Gilles, Hodge Gilles, Robena Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Lelah Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Casandra Noland, Halimeda Shumeet, and Terri-Jo Zollie.
289.   Dewey visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey Jordan met 9 new people this year: Suellen Aldis, Anna-Diane Zollie, Nate Vaclav, Kitty Aldis, Jefferson Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Yigal Shumeet, Alberto Gilles, and Debbra Aldis. Dewey Jordan made 39 new friends this year: Karin Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Gizela Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Bert Aldis, Em Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Krissie Aldis, Corine Aldis, Philis Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Jefferson Aldis, Debbra Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Kamilah Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Jeb Aldis, Joletta Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Bernardina Melvin, Beverly Melvin, King Melvin, Morlee Noland, Bay Noland, Cherise Prasun, Phedra Shumeet, Gianna Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Adoree Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, Misha Vaclav, Ariel Vaclav, Thorpe Zollie, Anna-Diane Zollie, and Hank Zollie.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Cassey Jordan overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Dewey Jordan moved out of Quinn House in Cummington. Dewey Jordan boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Dewey Jordan's mother, Cassey Jordan, was hanged aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Talbert Shumeet; she was 57 years old. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Dewey Jordan met 3 new people this year: Dirk Gilles, Philis Aldis, and Corine Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
291.   The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Dewey Jordan drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 8 years old. Dewey Jordan's father Bartlett Prasun married Shea Gilles in Circle, Waterford.
302.   Dewey Jordan's parents Bartlett Prasun and Shea Prasun divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had one child together.
304.   Dewey Jordan's father Bartlett Prasun married Shea Prasun in Seattle, Waterford.
306.   Dewey Jordan's parents Shea Prasun and Bartlett Prasun divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Dewey Jordan's half-sister, Keelia Jordan, murdered 35-year-old Ephrem Vaclav in Mashpee, Judgement. Dewey Jordan's half-brother, Warden Prasun, murdered Ferdy Jordan in an act of revenge.
325.   Dewey Jordan's father Bartlett Prasun married Cherise Quinn in Henry, Port Jervis.
328.   Dewey Jordan's parents Bartlett Prasun and Cherise Prasun divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together.