Narrative

275.   Napoleon Bartlett Prasun was born to Deloris Prasun and Bartlett Prasun in the town of Henagar, on the island of Waterford. 4 people came to meet Napoleon Prasun for the first time this year: Warden Prasun, Deloris Prasun, Bartlett Prasun, and Brent Aldis. Napoleon Prasun was met for the first time by two people this year, Kerianne Zollie and Napoleon Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Napoleon this year.
276.   Napoleon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Napoleon Prasun's younger sister, Keelia Prasun, was born in Henagar. Napoleon Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Deloris Prasun, Brear Zollie, and Hodge Zollie.
277.   Napoleon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Napoleon Prasun made 4 new friends this year: Brent Aldis, Elisha Aldis, Bartlett Prasun, and Miranda Zollie.
278.   Napoleon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Napoleon Prasun's younger sister, Vikki Prasun, was born in Henagar. Napoleon Prasun's sister, Vikki Prasun, died in Henagar, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
279.   Napoleon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Napoleon Prasun moved out of Melvin House in Henagar. Bartlett Prasun stopped at Jordan, 16 miles north of Henagar. Bartlett Prasun heard about an uninhabited house in Jordan, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Napoleon Prasun moved into Aldis House in Jordan. Napoleon Prasun moved out of Aldis House in Wilderness of Waterford. Napoleon Prasun made 6 new friends this year: Bernardina Aldis, Brunhilde Aldis, Nero Gilles, Hodge Gilles, Elliott Gilles, and Shandy Melvin.
280.   Napoleon Prasun is now 5 years old. Napoleon Prasun's parents Deloris Prasun and Bartlett Prasun divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Napoleon Prasun made 3 new friends this year: Wood Gilles, Nollie Gilles, and Philbert Noland.
281.   Napoleon Prasun met one new person this year, Hailey Gilles. Napoleon Prasun made 12 new friends this year: Hezekiah Aldis, Clare Aldis, Jolyn Aldis, Eddie Aldis, Gay Gilles, Sid Gilles, Maris Gilles, Hailey Gilles, Craig Myke, Nathalie Noland, Keelia Prasun, and Valli Shumeet.
283.   Elliott Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Jordan for an expedition on the Phonologic, which Elliott Gilles has agreed to lead. Deloris Prasun reluctantly accepted an invitation from Elliott Gilles to leave Jordan on the Phonologic. Napoleon Prasun's father Bartlett Prasun married Carlisle Zollie in Derby, Waterford. Napoleon Prasun moved out of Aldis House in Jordan. Napoleon Prasun boarded the Phonologic from the port of Jordan, Waterford.
284.   The Phonologic is heading W at half-speed. Napoleon Prasun's parents Bartlett Prasun and Carlisle Prasun divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together.
285.   Napoleon Prasun is now 10 years old. The Phonologic is heading E at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Phonologic have spotted land. The Phonologic is approaching the island of Judgement. Phonologic is now docked at Litchfield, on Judgement. Deloris Prasun found an uninhabited house in Litchfield, Judgement, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Napoleon Prasun moved into Vaclav House in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun moved out of Vaclav House in Phonologic. Napoleon Prasun's father Bartlett Prasun married April Melvin in Circle, Waterford.
286.   Napoleon Prasun moved out of Vaclav House in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun moved into Vaclav House in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun's mother Deloris Prasun married Ferdy Jordan in Litchfield, Judgement. Deloris Prasun is now named Deloris Jordan.
287.   Napoleon Prasun's younger half-sister, Simone Jordan, was born in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun's parents Bartlett Prasun and April Prasun divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Napoleon this year.
288.   Napoleon Prasun's younger half-brother, Burnaby Jordan, was born in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun's parents Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
289.   Napoleon Prasun's mother Deloris Jordan married Ferdy Jordan in Litchfield, Judgement.
290.   Napoleon Prasun turned 15. Napoleon Prasun's younger half-brother, Al Jordan, was born in Litchfield. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Napoleon this year.
291.   Napoleon Prasun's younger half-sister, Norrie Jordan, was born in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun's parents Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Napoleon Prasun's father Bartlett Prasun married Shea Gilles in Circle, Waterford. Napoleon Prasun's half-sister, Norrie Jordan, died in Litchfield, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
292.   Napoleon Prasun moved out of Vaclav House in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun moved into Jordan House in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun's mother Deloris Jordan married Ferdy Jordan in Litchfield, Judgement.
293.   Napoleon Prasun turned 18. Napoleon Prasun's younger half-brother, Clinten Jordan, was born in Litchfield. Napoleon Prasun's half-brother, Clinten Jordan, died in Litchfield, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Napoleon Prasun moved out of Jordan House in Litchfield. Ferdy Jordan stopped in the wilderness 71 miles west of Litchfield.
294.   Ferdy Jordan is looking for a good site to build a house on land that he has picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Napoleon Prasun moved into Jordan House in Mashpee. Napoleon Prasun moved out of Jordan House in Wilderness of Judgement. Warden Prasun, Simone Jordan, Al Jordan, Keelia Prasun, Deloris Jordan, Burnaby Jordan, Ferdy Jordan, Napoleon Prasun, Warden Prasun, Napoleon Prasun, Deloris Jordan, Simone Jordan, Al Jordan, Keelia Prasun, and Burnaby Jordan, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Judgement called Mashpee. Napoleon Prasun's younger half-brother, Ferdy Jordan, was born in the town of Mashpee, on the island of Judgement.
295.   Napoleon Prasun turned 20. Napoleon Prasun's younger half-brother, Andy Jordan, was born in Mashpee. Napoleon Prasun's parents Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Napoleon Prasun's half-brother, Ferdy Jordan, died in Mashpee, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Napoleon Prasun moved out of Jordan House in Mashpee. Napoleon Prasun moved into Jordan House in Mashpee. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Napoleon this year.
296.   Napoleon Prasun's half-brother, Andy Jordan, died in Mashpee, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
300.   Napoleon Prasun is now 25 years old.
302.   Napoleon Prasun's parents Bartlett Prasun and Shea Prasun divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had one child together.
304.   Napoleon Prasun's father Bartlett Prasun married Shea Prasun in Seattle, Waterford.
305.   Napoleon Prasun turned 30.
306.   Napoleon Prasun moved out of Jordan House in Mashpee. Napoleon Prasun moved into Jordan House in Mashpee. Napoleon Prasun's parents Shea Prasun and Bartlett Prasun divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Napoleon Prasun's mother Deloris Jordan married Ephrem Vaclav in Mashpee, Judgement. Deloris Jordan is now named Deloris Vaclav. Napoleon Prasun's sister, Keelia Jordan, murdered 35-year-old Ephrem Vaclav in Mashpee, Judgement. Napoleon Prasun's sister, Keelia Jordan, was murdered by Ferdy Jordan in an act of revenge. Napoleon Prasun's brother, Warden Prasun, murdered Ferdy Jordan in an act of revenge. Napoleon Prasun's half-brother, Burnaby Jordan, murdered Warden Prasun in an act of revenge. Napoleon Prasun's brother, Warden Prasun, was murdered by Burnaby Jordan in an act of revenge.
311.   Napoleon Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Mashpee, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
312.   Napoleon Prasun wants to move to a different town, but there are none in the vicinity.
313.   Napoleon Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Mashpee, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
314.   Napoleon visited his mother, Deloris Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Napoleon Prasun's mother, Deloris Vaclav, died in Mashpee, Judgement, of natural causes; she was 63 years old.
315.   Napoleon Prasun is now 40 years old.
317.   Napoleon Prasun is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
318.   Napoleon Prasun is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
320.   Napoleon visited his brother, Burnaby Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Napoleon Prasun's half-brother, Burnaby Jordan, died in Mashpee, Judgement, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 32 years old.
321.   Napoleon Prasun is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
322.   Napoleon Prasun is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
323.   Napoleon Prasun's half-sister, Simone Jordan, took her own life in Mashpee, Judgement; she was 36 years old.
325.   Napoleon Prasun turned 50. Napoleon Prasun's father Bartlett Prasun married Cherise Quinn in Henry, Port Jervis.
328.   Napoleon Prasun's parents Bartlett Prasun and Cherise Prasun divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
331.   Napoleon is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Ferdy Jordan; they first met 49 years ago in Jordan, Waterford and last saw each other 25 years ago in Mashpee, Judgement.
335.   Napoleon Prasun turned 60.
341.   Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Brent Aldis; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in Henagar, Waterford. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Ferdy Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 46 years ago in in Mashpee, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Simone Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Mashpee, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Gay Gilles; they last saw each other 49 years ago in in Litchfield, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Wallie Zollie; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Henagar, Waterford. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Brent Aldis; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in Henagar, Waterford. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Vikki Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 63 years ago in in Henagar, Waterford. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Andy Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 45 years ago in in Mashpee, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Warden Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Mashpee, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Clinten Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 48 years ago in in Litchfield, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, Bartlett Prasun; they haven't seen each other since 61 years ago in in Jordan, Waterford.
342.   Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Keelia Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Mashpee, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Burnaby Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Mashpee, Diomede. Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Norrie Jordan; they haven't seen each other since 51 years ago in in Litchfield, Diomede.
343.   Napoleon is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Deloris Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 29 years ago in in Mashpee, Diomede.
345.   Napoleon Prasun is now 70 years old.
348.   Napoleon Prasun has fallen ill. Napoleon is on his deathbed and was visited by Al Jordan. Napoleon Prasun died in Mashpee, Diomede, of natural causes; he was 73 years old. Napoleon Prasun was laid to rest in the Mashpee cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.