Narrative

288.   Burnaby Shep Jordan was born to Deloris Jordan and Ferdy Jordan in the town of Litchfield, on the island of Judgement. He is named after his grandfather, Burnaby Aldis. 8 people came to meet Burnaby Jordan for the first time this year: Simone Jordan, Burnaby Jordan, Keelia Prasun, Deloris Jordan, Gay Gilles, Warden Prasun, Ferdy Jordan, and Napoleon Prasun. Burnaby Jordan's parents Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan decided that Ferdy will stay in their house, and Deloris will move out. Burnaby Jordan moved out of Vaclav House in Litchfield. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Burnaby this year.
289.   Burnaby is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Burnaby Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Litchfield. Burnaby Jordan moved into Vaclav House in Litchfield. Burnaby Jordan's father Ferdy Jordan married Deloris Jordan in Litchfield, Judgement. Burnaby Jordan's mother Deloris Jordan married Ferdy Jordan in Litchfield, Judgement. Burnaby Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Gay Gilles, Ferdy Jordan, and Nathalie Noland.
290.   Burnaby is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ferdy Jordan wants to move to a different town, but there are none in the vicinity. Burnaby Jordan's younger brother, Al Jordan, was born in Litchfield.
291.   Burnaby is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Burnaby Jordan's younger sister, Norrie Jordan, was born in Litchfield. Burnaby Jordan's parents Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan decided that Deloris will stay in their house, and Ferdy will move out. Burnaby Jordan's sister, Norrie Jordan, died in Litchfield, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
292.   Burnaby has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Burnaby Jordan moved out of Vaclav House in Litchfield. Burnaby Jordan moved into Jordan House in Litchfield. Burnaby Jordan's mother Deloris Jordan married Ferdy Jordan in Litchfield, Judgement. Burnaby Jordan's father Ferdy Jordan married Deloris Jordan in Litchfield, Judgement.
293.   Burnaby Jordan turned 5. Burnaby Jordan's younger half-brother, Clinten Jordan, was born in Litchfield. Burnaby Jordan's half-brother, Clinten Jordan, died in Litchfield, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Ferdy Jordan's wife, Deloris Jordan, and children, Simone Jordan, Al Jordan, Keelia Prasun, and Burnaby Jordan, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Ferdy. Burnaby Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Litchfield. Ferdy Jordan stopped in the wilderness 71 miles west of Litchfield.
294.   Ferdy Jordan is looking for a good site to build a house on land that he has picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Burnaby Jordan moved into Jordan House in Mashpee. Burnaby Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Wilderness of Judgement. Warden Prasun, Simone Jordan, Al Jordan, Keelia Prasun, Deloris Jordan, Burnaby Jordan, Ferdy Jordan, Napoleon Prasun, Warden Prasun, Napoleon Prasun, Deloris Jordan, Simone Jordan, Al Jordan, Keelia Prasun, and Burnaby Jordan, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Judgement called Mashpee. Burnaby Jordan's younger brother, Ferdy Jordan, was born in Mashpee. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Burnaby this year.
295.   Burnaby Jordan's younger half-brother, Andy Jordan, was born in Mashpee. Burnaby Jordan's parents Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Ferdy Jordan and Deloris Jordan decided that Deloris will stay in their house, and Ferdy will move out. Burnaby Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Mashpee. Burnaby Jordan moved into Jordan House in Mashpee. Burnaby Jordan's brother, Ferdy Jordan, died in Mashpee, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Burnaby this year.
296.   Burnaby Jordan's half-brother, Andy Jordan, died in Mashpee, Judgement, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
298.   Burnaby Jordan turned 10.
300.   Burnaby Jordan's father Ferdy Jordan married Keelia Prasun in Mashpee, Judgement.
303.   Burnaby Jordan turned 15.
305.   Burnaby Jordan met one new person this year, Ephrem Vaclav.
306.   Burnaby Jordan turned 18. Burnaby Jordan's parents Ferdy Jordan and Keelia Jordan divorced after 6 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Burnaby Jordan's mother Deloris Jordan married Ephrem Vaclav in Mashpee, Judgement. Deloris Jordan is now named Deloris Vaclav. Burnaby Jordan's half-sister, Keelia Jordan, murdered 35-year-old Ephrem Vaclav in Mashpee, Judgement. Burnaby Jordan's father, Ferdy Jordan, murdered Keelia Jordan in an act of revenge. Burnaby Jordan's half-sister, Keelia Jordan, was murdered by Ferdy Jordan in an act of revenge. Burnaby Jordan's half-brother, Warden Prasun, murdered Ferdy Jordan in an act of revenge. Burnaby Jordan's father, Ferdy Jordan, was murdered by Warden Prasun in an act of revenge. Burnaby Jordan murdered Warden Prasun in an act of revenge. Burnaby Jordan's half-brother, Warden Prasun, was murdered by Burnaby Jordan in an act of revenge.
308.   Burnaby Jordan is now 20 years old.
311.   Burnaby Jordan has made up his mind: he is going to leave Mashpee, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
312.   Burnaby Jordan has made up his mind: he is going to leave Mashpee, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
313.   Burnaby Jordan is now 25 years old. Burnaby Jordan is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
314.   Burnaby visited his mother, Deloris Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Burnaby Jordan's mother, Deloris Vaclav, died in Mashpee, Judgement, of natural causes; she was 63 years old.
316.   Burnaby Jordan is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
318.   Burnaby Jordan turned 30.
319.   Burnaby Jordan is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
320.   Burnaby Jordan is thinking about leaving Mashpee, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Burnaby Jordan has fallen ill. Burnaby is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Al Jordan, Simone Jordan, and Napoleon Prasun. Burnaby Jordan died in Mashpee, Judgement, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 32 years old. Burnaby Jordan was laid to rest in the Mashpee cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.