Narrative

271.   Eddie Hezekiah Aldis was born to Modestine Aldis and Clare Aldis in the town of Jordan, on the island of Waterford. 8 people came to meet Eddie Aldis for the first time this year: Nero Gilles, Bernardina Aldis, Kylen Gilles, Clare Aldis, Jolyn Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Eddie Aldis, and Modestine Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eddie this year.
272.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eddie Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Shep Aldis, Jaime Jordan, Bay Noland, Philbert Noland, and Etta Zollie.
273.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eddie Aldis's mother, Modestine Aldis, took her own life in Jordan, Waterford; she was 53 years old. Eddie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Kylen Gilles, Gay Jordan, Shandy Melvin, and Ann-Mari Noland.
274.   Eddie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Halimeda Aldis people came to meet Eddie Aldis for the first time. Eddie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Halimeda Aldis, Brunhilde Gilles, Hodge Gilles, and Agace Noland.
275.   Eddie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
276.   Eddie Aldis is now 5 years old. Eddie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Bernardina Aldis, Clare Aldis, Maris Gilles, and Nero Gilles.
279.   Eddie Aldis's father Clare Aldis married Brunhilde Gilles in Jordan, Waterford. Eddie Aldis met two new people this year, Keelia Prasun and Warden Prasun.
280.   Eddie Aldis met one new person this year, Napoleon Prasun. Eddie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Elliott Gilles, Nathalie Noland, Bartlett Prasun, and Deloris Prasun.
281.   Eddie Aldis turned 10. Eddie Aldis met one new person this year, Craig Myke. Eddie Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Sid Gilles, Craig Myke, Napoleon Prasun, and Valli Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eddie this year.
282.   Eddie Aldis's parents Clare Aldis and Brunhilde Aldis divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Eddie Aldis moved out of Rayner House in Jordan. Eddie Aldis moved into Aldis House in Jordan.
283.   Elliott Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Jordan for an expedition on the Phonologic, which Elliott Gilles has agreed to lead. Clare Aldis timidly declined an invitation from Elliott Gilles to leave Jordan on the Phonologic, due to considerations of their own age.
286.   Eddie Aldis is now 15 years old.
287.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eddie this year.
289.   Eddie Aldis turned 18. In Aldis House, their home, Eddie is attending to Clare Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Eddie Aldis's father, Clare Aldis, died in Jordan, Waterford, of natural causes; he was 73 years old.
290.   Eddie Aldis is thinking about leaving Jordan, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
291.   Eddie Aldis turned 20. Eddie Aldis met one new person this year, Shoshanna Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eddie this year.
293.   Eddie Aldis met one new person this year, Archon Gilles.
294.   Eddie Aldis met one new person this year, Wilber Gilles.
295.   Eddie Aldis's sister, Bernardina Aldis, took her own life in Jordan, Waterford; she was 29 years old. Eddie Aldis met two new people this year, Samuel Gilles and Sianna Gilles.
296.   Eddie Aldis is now 25 years old. Eddie Aldis took his own life in Jordan, Waterford; he was 25 years old. Eddie Aldis was laid to rest in the Jordan cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.