Narrative

272.   Hank Gamaliel Zollie was born to Kissiah Zollie and Mohamad Zollie in the town of Circle, on the island of Waterford. 9 people came to meet Hank Zollie for the first time this year: Isadora Gilles, Kippie Zollie, Ismail Melvin, Mohamad Zollie, Nevins Jordan, Hank Zollie, Kissiah Zollie, Faydra Vaclav, and Conroy Aldis. 3 people came to meet Hank Zollie for the first time this year: Robena Gilles, Ingaborg Gilles, and August Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
273.   Hank is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hank Zollie's younger brother, Max Zollie, was born in Circle. Daffy Gilles people came to meet Hank Zollie for the first time. Hank Zollie made 21 new friends this year: Inci Aldis, Rheta Aldis, Dionysus Aldis, Ingaborg Gilles, Bradly Gilles, Rebbecca Gilles, Dode Gilles, Ferdy Jordan, Palmer Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Alwin Noland, Husain Noland, Tuckie Noland, Charissa Vaclav, Roman Vaclav, Denny Vaclav, Ellynn Vaclav, Kippie Zollie, Amabelle Zollie, Rubi Zollie, and Suellen Zollie.
274.   Hank is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hank Zollie's younger sister, Kippie Zollie, was born in Circle. Hank Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Daveta Aldis, Rodney Aldis, Jolynn Aldis, Nevins Jordan, Janot Noland, Odele Noland, Forrest Noland, Marta Vaclav, and Pavla Vaclav.
275.   Hank is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Hank Zollie's younger sister, Windy Zollie, was born in Circle. Hank Zollie's parents Mohamad Zollie and Kissiah Zollie divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Mohamad Zollie and Kissiah Zollie decided that Kissiah will stay in their house, and Mohamad will move out. Hank Zollie's sister, Kippie Zollie, died in Circle, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Hank Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Yonina Gilles, Kelila Noland, Madison Vaclav, August Vaclav, and Ikey Zollie.
276.   Hank has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Hank visited his friend Roddie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hank Zollie met one new person this year, Eunice Vaclav. Hank Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Ismail Melvin, Casandra Melvin, Max Noland, Bernd Noland, Madison Vaclav, and Pamela Zollie.
277.   Hank Zollie is now 5 years old. Hank Zollie's younger half-sister, Merrielle Zollie, was born in Circle. Hank Zollie's father Mohamad Zollie married Casandra Melvin in Circle, Waterford. Hank Zollie's father, Mohamad Zollie, took his own life in Circle, Waterford; he was 27 years old. Hank Zollie's half-sister, Merrielle Zollie, died in Circle, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Hank Zollie moved out of Noland House in Circle. Kissiah Zollie stopped at Cummington, 9 miles north of Circle. Kissiah Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Melvin House, that could be resided in. Hank Zollie moved into Melvin House in Cummington. Hank Zollie moved out of Melvin House in Wilderness of Waterford. Hank Zollie met 34 new people this year: Liane Noland, Leigh Vaclav, Fanya Gilles, Aziz Aldis, Gianna Shumeet, Uriel Prasun, Melinda Noland, Huntlee Gilles, Morlee Noland, Benn Zollie, Mamie Gilles, Ibby Noland, Filippa Melvin, Bobbi Vaclav, Lucas Gilles, Locke Gilles, Halimeda Aldis, Dru Aldis, Daloris Noland, Leopold Aldis, Krissie Melvin, Englebart Melvin, Vernon Melvin, Thurston Zollie, Biddy Prasun, Antonius Aldis, Eirena Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Sianna Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Jerrome Vaclav, Case Vaclav, Dirk Gilles, and Crystal Prasun. Hank Zollie made 28 new friends this year: Leopold Aldis, Aziz Aldis, Halimeda Aldis, Dru Aldis, Emylee Aldis, Dirk Gilles, Terri-Jo Gilles, Fanya Gilles, Tania Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Locke Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Valaria Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Dode Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Indira Gilles, Silvan Melvin, Alexis Noland, Zelig Noland, Zelig Noland, Aidan Shumeet, Louise Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, and Jerrome Vaclav.
278.   Hank Zollie moved into Melvin House in Cummington. Hank Zollie met 6 new people this year: Maynard Melvin, Skip Gilles, Aubert Vaclav, Dewey Noland, Samuel Gilles, and Suellen Aldis. Hank Zollie made 36 new friends this year: Shep Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Jim Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Karin Aldis, Clarisa Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Tabb Gilles, Skip Gilles, Eddie Gilles, Shep Gilles, Jack Gilles, Ann Gilles, Loraine Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Dunc Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Janis Gilles, Gabriellia Guillermo, Sky Guillermo, Randolph Melvin, Maynard Melvin, Krissie Melvin, Breena Melvin, Dewey Noland, Anallese Noland, Koo Noland, Leigh Noland, Eulalie Prasun, Terence Prasun, Gianna Shumeet, Addie Shumeet, Mariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, and Etta Zollie.
279.   Malcolm Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Malcolm Gilles has agreed to lead. Kissiah Zollie enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Malcolm Gilles to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Hank Zollie moved out of Melvin House in Cummington. Hank Zollie boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Malcolm Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Addie Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Aubert Vaclav vocally disagrees. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Addie Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading S at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Aubert Vaclav is going to attempt to murder Capt. Addie Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Aubert Vaclav murdered 57-year-old Capt. Addie Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as an act of mutiny. Aubert Vaclav has installed himself as the new captain of the Microbarograph; he has never captained a ship before. As Capt. Aubert Vaclav's first order of business, he will immediately navigate the Microbarograph toward the nearest island. The Microbarograph is approaching the shores of Waterford at full speed. Microbarograph is now docked at Cummington, on Waterford. Kissiah Zollie found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Melvin House, that could be resided in. Hank Zollie moved into Melvin House in Cummington. Hank Zollie met 12 new people this year: Morris Noland, Bernardina Gilles, Adrian Vaclav, Kevan Noland, Barbi Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Brandon Noland, Basil Gilles, Estrella Noland, Gabriel Aldis, Joletta Gilles, and Hubert Prasun. Hank Zollie made 19 new friends this year: Ellynn Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Samuel Gilles, Bernardina Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Joycelin Gilles, Elnora Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Loleta Guillermo, Sianna Melvin, Matilde Melvin, Englebart Melvin, Daloris Noland, Camella Noland, Melinda Noland, Kevan Noland, Leopold Shumeet, and Alvinia Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
280.   Hank Zollie met 4 new people this year: Abdel Vaclav, Ibrahim Noland, Michal Gilles, and Rhiamon Aldis. Hank Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Gerladina Aldis, Nev Aldis, Bert Aldis, Rona Aldis, Kate Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Val Melvin, Morlee Noland, Estrella Noland, Bessy Noland, Crystal Prasun, Aubrey Vaclav, Abdel Vaclav, and Aubert Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
281.   Hank Zollie met 3 new people this year: Laird Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, and Beverly Vaclav. Hank Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Gabriel Aldis, Jordanna Gilles, Bernardina Jordan, Carolann Prasun, Uriel Prasun, Adrian Vaclav, Capt. Aubert Vaclav, and Jermain Zollie.
282.   Hank Zollie turned 10. Hank Zollie met one new person this year, Miranda Prasun. Hank Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Arleta Aldis, Micki Aldis, Oscar Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Michal Gilles, Frederica Melvin, Shannon Prasun, Miranda Prasun, and Case Vaclav.
283.   Hank visited his friend Denny Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Hank visited his friend Locke Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hank Zollie met 6 new people this year: Ingram Aldis, Fan Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Gianna Shumeet, and Iggy Myke. Hank Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Siouxie Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Laird Gilles, Basil Gilles, and Gianna Shumeet.
284.   Hank Zollie met 3 new people this year: Dewey Jordan, Em Aldis, and King Melvin. Hank Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Kissiah Aldis, Biddy Prasun, Eunice Vaclav, and Windy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
285.   Hank visited his friend Carolann Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Hank visited his friend Halimeda Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hank Zollie's half-brother, Nevins Jordan, murdered 24-year-old Ingram Aldis in Cummington, Waterford. Hank Zollie's half-brother, Nevins Jordan, was murdered by Harvard Aldis in an act of revenge. Hank Zollie's mother, Kissiah Zollie, murdered Harvard Aldis in an act of revenge. Hank Zollie's mother, Kissiah Zollie, was murdered by Wilber Gilles in an act of revenge. Hank Zollie met 3 new people this year: Pip Melvin, Dyna Myke, and Max Melvin. Hank Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Pip Melvin, Dyna Myke, Carlisle Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Walt Shumeet, and Elinor Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
286.   Hank Zollie met 6 new people this year: Jillayne Zollie, Ariel Vaclav, Murphy Myke, Crystie Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, and Jefferson Vaclav. Hank Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Joletta Gilles, Robena Gilles, Murphy Myke, Lolita Noland, Ariel Vaclav, Misha Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, Sidonia Vaclav, and Adoree Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
287.   Hank Zollie turned 15. Hank Zollie met 10 new people this year: Kamilah Aldis, Ellsworth Gilles, Nani Zollie, Philis Aldis, Bay Noland, Anya Melvin, Alfonso Vaclav, Evelyn Gilles, Thorpe Zollie, and Ferinand Aldis. Hank caught up with an old acquaintance, Sorcha Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Hank Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Hodge Gilles, Yolanda Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Beverly Melvin, Lelah Melvin, Cherise Prasun, Jefferson Vaclav, and Ki Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
288.   Hank Zollie met 5 new people this year: Hally Melvin, Margarete Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Jae Zollie, and Halimeda Shumeet. Hank visited with his friend Jim Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford. Hank caught up with an old acquaintance, Jeb Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Hank visited with his friend Casandra Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Hank Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Em Aldis, Kamilah Aldis, Fan Aldis, Jim Gilles, Anya Melvin, Halimeda Shumeet, and Jae Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
289.   Hank visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Hank Zollie met 7 new people this year: Karin Aldis, Jefferson Aldis, Debbra Aldis, Anna-Diane Zollie, Yigal Shumeet, Agamemnon Gilles, and Madison Vaclav. Hank visited with his friend Ellynn Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Hank caught up with an old acquaintance, Hendrick Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Hank caught up with an old acquaintance, Corine Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Hank Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Philis Aldis, Karin Aldis, Kitty Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Agamemnon Gilles, Dewey Jordan, Hally Melvin, Kelsey Melvin, Haywood Shumeet, Nate Vaclav, and Thorpe Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
290.   Hank Zollie turned 18. Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Hank Zollie hesitantly accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Hank Zollie moved out of Melvin House in Cummington. Hank Zollie boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Hank Zollie's brother, Max Zollie, was hanged aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Talbert Shumeet; he was 17 years old. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Hank Zollie met two new people this year, Suellen Aldis and Philis Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Hank this year.
291.   The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Hank Zollie drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 19 years old.