Narrative

282.   Iggy Tybalt Myke was born to Miranda Myke and Tybalt Myke in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. 24 people came to meet Iggy Myke for the first time this year: Pamela Zollie, Kincaid Noland, Ruby Zollie, Myrtle Zollie, Anni Noland, Koren Noland, Lura Zollie, Agathe Vaclav, Nani Zollie, Kincaid Noland, Lem Zollie, Shannon Prasun, Nadya Zollie, Tybalt Myke, Hodge Zollie, Iggy Myke, Beverly Aldis, Nadia Zollie, Tremayne Vaclav, Jerrome Vaclav, Miranda Myke, Claretta Zollie, Zebadiah Gilles, and Edi Myke. Iggy Myke's parents Miranda Myke and Tybalt Myke divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Miranda Myke and Tybalt Myke decided that Miranda will stay in their house, and Tybalt will move out. Iggy Myke moved out of Gilles House in Derby. Iggy Myke's mother Miranda Myke married Shannon Prasun in Derby, Waterford. Miranda Myke is now named Miranda Prasun. Iggy Myke's father Tybalt Myke married Dyna Aldis in Derby, Waterford. Iggy visited his uncle, Kincaid Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Iggy Myke's sister, Edi Myke, died in Derby, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Shannon Prasun moved to Cummington, 12 miles away from Derby. Shannon Prasun found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Melvin House, that could be resided in. Iggy Myke moved out of Shumeet House in Derby. Iggy Myke moved out of Melvin House in Derby. Iggy Myke was met for the first time by two people this year, Gerladina Aldis and Capt. Aubert Vaclav. Iggy Myke made 4 new friends this year: Rona Aldis, Fanya Gilles, Tania Gilles, and Pamela Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iggy this year.
283.   Iggy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Iggy Myke's younger half-brother, Hodge Prasun, was born in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. Iggy Myke's parents Shannon Prasun and Miranda Prasun divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Iggy Myke's half-brother, Hodge Prasun, died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Leopold Aldis people came to meet Iggy Myke for the first time. Iggy Myke made 29 new friends this year: Arleta Aldis, Halimeda Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Terri-Jo Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Shep Gilles, Ivett Gilles, Malcolm Gilles, Stesha Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Oscar Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Basil Gilles, Indira Gilles, Sky Guillermo, Maynard Melvin, Englebart Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Melinda Noland, Bessy Noland, Zelig Noland, Daloris Noland, Crystal Prasun, Alvinia Vaclav, Beverly Vaclav, Etta Zollie, Windy Zollie, and Jolynn Zollie.
284.   Iggy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Harvard Aldis people came to meet Iggy Myke for the first time. Iggy Myke made 18 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Karin Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Micki Aldis, Janis Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Breena Melvin, Morlee Noland, Forrest Noland, Biddy Prasun, Miranda Prasun, Terence Prasun, Adrian Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Elinor Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Kissiah Zollie.
285.   Iggy is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Iggy visited his friend Halimeda Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. 3 people came to meet Iggy Myke for the first time this year: Gianna Shumeet, Dyna Myke, and Murphy Myke. Iggy Myke made 5 new friends this year: Gizela Aldis, Huntlee Gilles, Robena Gilles, Eulalie Prasun, and Yigal Shumeet.
286.   Iggy has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Iggy Myke met two new people this year, Thorpe Zollie and Fan Aldis. Iggy Myke made 11 new friends this year: Debby Aldis, Aziz Aldis, Kate Gilles, Joletta Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Madelle Gilles, Frederica Melvin, King Melvin, Carlisle Prasun, Jefferson Vaclav, and Sidonia Vaclav.
287.   Iggy Myke is now 5 years old. Iggy Myke met 13 new people this year: Rosalyn Aldis, Em Aldis, Kamilah Aldis, Dewey Jordan, Muhammad Noland, Anya Melvin, Lolita Vaclav, Eddie Aldis, Cherise Prasun, Rodney Aldis, Evelyn Gilles, Adoree Vaclav, and Silvan Melvin. Iggy Myke made 8 new friends this year: Rodney Aldis, Eddie Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Michal Gilles, Valaria Jordan, Cassey Jordan, Dyna Myke, and Lolita Vaclav.
288.   Iggy Myke moved into Aldis House in Cummington. Iggy Myke's mother Miranda Prasun married Dimitri Gilles in Cummington, Waterford. Miranda Prasun is now named Miranda Gilles. Iggy Myke met 3 new people this year: Yolanda Gilles, Madison Vaclav, and Ferinand Aldis. Iggy Myke made 12 new friends this year: Kamilah Aldis, Em Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Siouxie Aldis, Krissie Aldis, Hodge Gilles, Pip Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Gianna Shumeet, Alfonso Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, and Thorpe Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iggy this year.
289.   Iggy Myke's younger half-brother, Dirk Gilles, was born in Cummington. Iggy visited his friend Janis Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Cummington, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Iggy Myke met 11 new people this year: Suellen Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Luce Gilles, Jefferson Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Yigal Shumeet, Hally Melvin, Bert Aldis, Margarete Aldis, and Karin Aldis. Iggy Myke made 16 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Bert Aldis, Ellynn Aldis, Luce Gilles, Jim Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Vernon Melvin, Lelah Melvin, Lolita Noland, Halimeda Shumeet, and Jae Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iggy this year.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Dimitri Gilles hesitantly accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph, but will have to consult family. Miranda Gilles reluctantly agreed to go on the journey; their children Dirk Gilles and Iggy Myke will also come along. Iggy Myke moved out of Aldis House in Cummington. Iggy Myke boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Iggy Myke met 3 new people this year: Corine Aldis, Debbra Aldis, and Philis Aldis. Iggy Myke made 5 new friends this year: Debbra Aldis, Jeb Aldis, Ellynn Gilles, Dewey Jordan, and Kelsey Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iggy this year.
291.   The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Iggy Myke's half-brother, Dirk Gilles, drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 2 years old. Iggy Myke's mother, Miranda Gilles, drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; she was 32 years old. Iggy Myke drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 9 years old.
295.   Iggy Myke's father Tybalt Myke married Martguerita Quinn in St. Joseph, Waterford.
303.   Iggy Myke's father, Tybalt Myke, murdered Craig Aldis in an act of revenge.