Narrative

271.   Jeb Derek Aldis was born to Sorcha Aldis and Derek Aldis in the town of Circle, on the island of Waterford. 9 people came to meet Jeb Aldis for the first time this year: Alvinia Vaclav, Jeb Aldis, Andree Gilles, Max Noland, Denny Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, Derek Aldis, Rheta Aldis, and Sorcha Aldis. Jeb Aldis's father, Derek Aldis, took his own life in Circle, Waterford; he was 23 years old. 7 people came to meet Jeb Aldis for the first time this year: Ismail Melvin, Dionysus Aldis, Christabelle Myke, Miguel Aldis, Robena Gilles, Corine Melvin, and Freddy Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
272.   Jeb is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jeb Aldis's younger brother, Micheil Aldis, was born in Circle. Sloan Melvin people came to meet Jeb Aldis for the first time. Jeb Aldis made 15 new friends this year: Dionysus Aldis, Rodney Aldis, King Aldis, Hendrick Aldis, Jim Gilles, Ferdy Jordan, Nevins Jordan, Max Noland, August Vaclav, Alvinia Vaclav, Pavla Vaclav, Fanya Vaclav, Denny Vaclav, Ellynn Vaclav, and Suellen Zollie.
273.   Jeb is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jeb Aldis's brother, Micheil Aldis, died in Circle, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Jeb Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Jolynn Aldis, Micki Aldis, Roddie Gilles, Ingaborg Gilles, Ismail Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Odele Noland, and Roman Vaclav.
274.   Jeb is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jeb Aldis's sister, Rheta Aldis, died in Circle, Waterford, after a freak accident; she was 7 years old. Jeb Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Daveta Aldis, Bradly Gilles, Randolph Melvin, Palmer Melvin, Forrest Noland, Madison Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, and Ikey Zollie.
275.   Jeb is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jeb visited his friend Faydra Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jeb Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Sonja Melvin, Freddy Melvin, Casandra Melvin, and Amabelle Zollie.
276.   Jeb Aldis turned 5. Jeb has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Jeb visited his friend Roddie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jeb Aldis met 17 new people this year: Schroeder Zollie, Renard Aldis, Lena Zollie, Max Zollie, Barbi Aldis, Hank Zollie, Skip Gilles, Bernardine Aldis, Camella Noland, Ximenes Aldis, Enrico Gilles, Jim Gilles, Antin Gilles, Eunice Vaclav, Simonne Melvin, Tomlin Noland, and Eimile Aldis. Jeb Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Suzann Aldis, Bernd Noland, and Pamela Zollie.
277.   Jeb Aldis met 3 new people this year: Estrella Noland, Bernardina Gilles, and Kendal Aldis. Jeb Aldis made 19 new friends this year: Bernardine Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Danit Aldis, Joleen Aldis, Samuel Gilles, Bernardina Gilles, Skip Gilles, Enrico Gilles, Antin Gilles, Sigfried Melvin, Cordey Melvin, Corine Melvin, Christabelle Myke, Kevan Noland, Husain Noland, Marta Vaclav, Eunice Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, and Rubi Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
278.   Jeb Aldis met 6 new people this year: Kacy Aldis, Eartha Zollie, Lea Zollie, Demetrius Melvin, Thurston Zollie, and Dru Aldis. Jeb Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Renard Aldis, Kacy Aldis, Davidson Aldis, Octavia Melvin, Mada Myke, Benn Zollie, Zane Zollie, Mag Zollie, Thurston Zollie, and Schroeder Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
279.   Jeb visited his friend Madison Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb visited his friend Rubi Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb visited his friend Amabelle Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb Aldis met one new person this year, Zahara Aldis. Jeb Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Ximenes Aldis, Sammy Aldis, Giffard Melvin, Nadya Noland, and Lena Zollie.
280.   Jeb visited his friend Danit Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb visited his friend Zane Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb visited his friend Christabelle Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb visited his friend Bernardine Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jeb visited his friend Daveta Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb visited his friend Cordey Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jeb Aldis met 4 new people this year: Sidonia Vaclav, Silvan Aldis, Suellen Melvin, and Crystie Vaclav. Jeb Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Inci Aldis, Ibby Melvin, Simonne Melvin, Sidonia Vaclav, Anna-Diane Zollie, and Lea Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
281.   Jeb Aldis is now 10 years old. Jeb Aldis met 4 new people this year: Kevan Noland, Leigh Noland, Jae Zollie, and Roderic Zollie. Jeb Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Eartha Zollie, Roderic Zollie, and Jae Zollie.
282.   Jeb Aldis met 9 new people this year: Spike Vaclav, Haywood Shumeet, Englebart Melvin, Matilde Vaclav, Phedra Shumeet, Philbert Vaclav, Maynard Melvin, Peirce Melvin, and Halimeda Shumeet. Jeb Aldis made 14 new friends this year: Maynard Melvin, Suellen Melvin, Demetrius Melvin, Walt Shumeet, Chris Shumeet, Phedra Shumeet, Phedra Shumeet, Jerrilee Shumeet, Halimeda Shumeet, Archibold Shumeet, Aubrey Vaclav, Ariel Vaclav, Matilde Vaclav, and Philbert Vaclav.
283.   Jeb Aldis's mother Sorcha Aldis married August Vaclav in the wilderness of Waterford; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Waterford. Sorcha Aldis is now named Sorcha Vaclav. Jeb Aldis met 7 new people this year: Suellen Aldis, Lelah Melvin, Carlisle Prasun, Tremayne Vaclav, Joelle Noland, Cecil Vaclav, and Dyna Myke. Jeb Aldis made 10 new friends this year: Kendal Aldis, Estrella Noland, Leigh Noland, Carlisle Prasun, Bartlett Prasun, Jerrome Vaclav, Agathe Vaclav, Cecil Vaclav, Nadia Zollie, and Tobiah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
284.   Jeb visited his friend Benn Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb visited his friend Pavla Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Circle, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Jeb Aldis met 3 new people this year: Camella Noland, Rory Melvin, and Leopold Melvin. Jeb Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Silvan Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Lelah Melvin, Rory Melvin, Silvan Melvin, Camella Noland, and Crystie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
285.   Jeb Aldis met two new people this year, Saxe Noland and Fletch Vaclav. Jeb Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Jack Gilles, Eduard Gilles, and Camella Noland.
286.   Jeb Aldis turned 15. Jeb Aldis's parents Sorcha Vaclav and August Vaclav divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together. Jeb visited his friend Leigh Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jeb Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Clarisa Aldis, Dirk Gilles, Issi Vaclav, and Tremayne Vaclav.
287.   Jeb Aldis met two new people this year, Max Melvin and Basil Gilles. Jeb caught up with an old acquaintance, Dode Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb caught up with an old acquaintance, Valentine Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb Aldis made 7 new friends this year: Leopold Aldis, Rona Aldis, Stesha Gilles, Max Melvin, Zelig Noland, Saxe Noland, and Fletch Vaclav.
288.   Jeb Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Jeb Aldis's mother Sorcha Vaclav married Roderic Zollie in Cummington, Waterford. Sorcha Vaclav is now named Sorcha Zollie. Jeb Aldis moved to Cummington, 9 miles away from Circle. Jeb Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Circle. Jeb Aldis found an uninhabited house in Cummington, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Jeb Aldis moved into Aldis House in Cummington. Jeb Aldis met 42 new people this year: Morlee Noland, Fan Aldis, Bay Noland, Lolita Vaclav, Suzzy Gilles, Fanya Melvin, Huntlee Gilles, Biddy Prasun, Yolanda Gilles, Aubert Vaclav, Ferinand Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Ellynn Gilles, Jefferson Vaclav, Jack Gilles, Muhammad Noland, Adoree Vaclav, Adrian Vaclav, Cherise Prasun, Siouxie Aldis, Joletta Gilles, Thorpe Zollie, Kamilah Aldis, Wilber Gilles, Alfonso Vaclav, Vernon Melvin, Rosalyn Gilles, Madelle Aldis, Kate Gilles, Shep Gilles, Iggy Myke, Jermain Zollie, Janis Gilles, Pip Melvin, Murphy Myke, Anya Melvin, Stacy Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Evelyn Gilles, Windy Zollie, Madison Vaclav, and Gianna Shumeet. Jeb caught up with an old acquaintance, Robena Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb caught up with an old acquaintance, Hank Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb visited with his friend Bernardina Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb visited with his friend Debby Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb caught up with an old acquaintance, Cassey Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb caught up with an old acquaintance, Max Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb Aldis made 54 new friends this year: Siouxie Aldis, Eddie Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Debby Aldis, Gerladina Aldis, Gizela Aldis, Philis Aldis, Stacy Aldis, Elnora Aldis, Madelle Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Tania Gilles, Hodge Gilles, Shep Gilles, Miranda Gilles, Jack Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Kate Gilles, Wilber Gilles, Sheilakathryn Gilles, Eirena Gilles, Rosalyn Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Suzzy Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, Valaria Jordan, Fanya Melvin, Bernardina Melvin, Sianna Melvin, Vernon Melvin, Bessy Melvin, Beverly Melvin, Tybalt Myke, Dyna Myke, Morlee Noland, Daloris Noland, Biddy Prasun, Crystal Prasun, Gianna Shumeet, Yigal Shumeet, Talbert Shumeet, Frederica Shumeet, Adrian Vaclav, Melania Vaclav, Madison Vaclav, Adoree Vaclav, Misha Vaclav, Aubert Vaclav, Lolita Vaclav, Thorpe Zollie, Terri-Jo Zollie, Nani Zollie, Jermain Zollie, and Windy Zollie.
289.   Jeb Aldis turned 18. Jeb Aldis's parents Sorcha Zollie and Roderic Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Jeb Aldis met 11 new people this year: Em Aldis, Raina Vaclav, Hally Melvin, Breena Melvin, Luce Gilles, Debbra Aldis, Uriel Prasun, Yigal Shumeet, Dewey Jordan, Alberto Gilles, and Michal Gilles. Jeb caught up with an old acquaintance, Bert Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Circle, Waterford. Jeb Aldis made 23 new friends this year: Kitty Aldis, Hezekiah Aldis, Suellen Aldis, Em Aldis, Krissie Aldis, Debbra Aldis, Michal Gilles, Agamemnon Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Luce Gilles, Dirk Gilles, Evelyn Gilles, Indira Gilles, Cassey Jordan, Dewey Jordan, Hally Melvin, Breena Melvin, Kelsey Melvin, Cherise Prasun, Uriel Prasun, Jefferson Vaclav, Nate Vaclav, and Max Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
290.   Talbert Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Microbarograph, which Talbert Shumeet has agreed to lead. Jeb Aldis enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Talbert Shumeet to leave Cummington on the Microbarograph. Jeb Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Cummington. Jeb Aldis boarded the Microbarograph from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Microbarograph has decided that, rather than Talbert Shumeet naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Talbert Shumeet's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Dimitri Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Microbarograph, under command of Capt. Talbert Shumeet, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Microbarograph is heading N at quarter-speed. As an act of mutiny, Dimitri Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet, whose decision-making aboard the Microbarograph has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Dimitri Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Talbert Shumeet as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Dimitri Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Max Noland, Hezekiah Aldis, Cassey Jordan, Uriel Prasun, Ariel Vaclav, Max Zollie, Jefferson Vaclav, Shep Gilles, Yigal Shumeet, Casandra Noland, Philis Melvin, Misha Vaclav, Jae Zollie, Hodge Gilles, Anna-Diane Zollie, Gerladina Aldis, Catarina Aldis, Pip Melvin, Emylee Aldis, Nate Vaclav, Bert Aldis, Frederica Shumeet, Breena Melvin, and Eddie Aldis. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Max Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hezekiah Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hezekiah tried to murder Talbert. This was his second victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Cassey Jordan at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cassey tried to murder Talbert. This was his third victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Uriel Prasun at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Uriel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 25-year-old cousin Ariel Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Ariel tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 17-year-old Max Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Max tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of his 18-year-old nephew Jefferson Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jefferson tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 18-year-old Shep Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Shep tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Yigal Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Yigal tried to murder Talbert. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Casandra Noland at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Casandra tried to murder Talbert. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Philis Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Philis tried to murder Talbert. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 29-year-old Misha Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Misha tried to murder Talbert. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Jae Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Jae tried to murder Talbert. This was his thirteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Hodge Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Hodge tried to murder Talbert. This was his fourteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Anna-Diane Zollie at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Anna-Diane tried to murder Talbert. This was his fifteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Gerladina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gerladina tried to murder Talbert. This was his sixteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 36-year-old Catarina Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Catarina tried to murder Talbert. This was his seventeeth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Pip Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pip tried to murder Talbert. This was his eighteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Emylee Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Emylee tried to murder Talbert. This was his nineteenth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Nate Vaclav at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nate tried to murder Talbert. This was his twentieth victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Dimitri Gilles at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Dimitri tried to murder Talbert. This was his 21st victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 32-year-old Bert Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Bert tried to murder Talbert. This was his 22nd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 23-year-old Frederica Shumeet at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Frederica tried to murder Talbert. This was his 23rd victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 52-year-old Breena Melvin at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Breena tried to murder Talbert. This was his 24th victim. Capt. Talbert Shumeet ordered the hanging of 44-year-old Eddie Aldis at sea aboard the Microbarograph as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Eddie tried to murder Talbert. This was his 25th victim. Jeb Aldis met 4 new people this year: Dirk Gilles, Philis Aldis, Dorothee Vaclav, and Karin Aldis. Jeb Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Corine Aldis, Dirk Gilles, and Iggy Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jeb this year.
291.   Jeb Aldis turned 20. The Microbarograph is heading NE at full-speed. The Microbarograph sank 275 miles off the coast of Judgement; there were 30 people aboard. Jeb Aldis drowned in the open ocean after the Microbarograph was shipwrecked; he was 20 years old.
304.   Jeb Aldis's mother Sorcha Zollie married Wesley Gilles in Circle, Waterford. Sorcha Zollie is now named Sorcha Gilles.
309.   Jeb Aldis's parents Wesley Gilles and Sorcha Gilles divorced after 5 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
312.   Jeb Aldis's mother Sorcha Gilles married Sloan Melvin on the Advection; they now share quarters aboard the Advection. Sorcha Gilles is now named Sorcha Melvin.
313.   Jeb Aldis's parents Sloan Melvin and Sorcha Melvin divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.