Narrative

299.   Ira Abbot Guillermo was born to Laney Guillermo and Abbot Guillermo in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Ira Zollie. 5 people came to meet Ira Guillermo for the first time this year: Laney Guillermo, Abbot Guillermo, Kirby Guillermo, Huntlee Gilles, and Lenora Vaclav. 3 people came to meet Ira Guillermo for the first time this year: Kate Gilles, Anya Melvin, and Ira Guillermo. Ira Guillermo made 3 new friends this year: Yolanda Gilles, Wilber Gilles, and Abbot Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Ira this year.
300.   Ira is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wilber Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Cummington for an expedition on the Merotomize, which Wilber Gilles has agreed to lead. Abbot Guillermo accepted an invitation from Wilber Gilles to leave Cummington on the Merotomize, but will have to consult family. Laney Guillermo nervously agreed to go on the journey; their children Kirby Guillermo and Ira Guillermo will also come along. Ira Guillermo moved out of Zollie House in Cummington. Ira Guillermo boarded the Merotomize from the port of Cummington, Waterford. The group about to board the Merotomize has decided that, rather than Wilber Gilles naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Wilber Gilles's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Merotomize, under command of Capt. Wilber Gilles, has left the harbor at Cummington, Waterford. The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed. Ira Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Edie Aldis, Joletta Gilles, Huntlee Gilles, and Evelyn Gilles.
301.   Ira is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Merotomize is heading N at quarter-speed. Ira Guillermo's younger brother, Ashton Guillermo, was born in Merotomize.
302.   Ira is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed. Ira Guillermo's younger sister, Concettina Guillermo, was born in Merotomize.
303.   Ira has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed. Distrust in Capt. Wilber Gilles is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Ellen Quinn is going to attempt to murder Capt. Wilber Gilles, whose decision-making aboard the Merotomize has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Ellen Quinn murdered 66-year-old Capt. Wilber Gilles at sea aboard the Merotomize as an act of mutiny. Ellen Quinn has installed herself as the new captain of the Merotomize; she has never captained a ship before. Huntlee Gilles murdered Capt. Ellen Quinn in an act of revenge. Ira Guillermo made 4 new friends this year: Eunice Aldis, Marjorie Aldis, Rodney Aldis, and Laney Guillermo.
304.   Ira Guillermo is now 5 years old. The Merotomize is heading N at three-quarter speed. Ira Guillermo's younger brother, Rahul Guillermo, was born in Merotomize.
305.   The Merotomize is heading N at half-speed. Ira Guillermo's brother, Rahul Guillermo, died at sea aboard the Merotomize from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Ira Guillermo met one new person this year, Ferinand Aldis.
306.   The Merotomize is heading N at quarter-speed. The crew of the Merotomize, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Ira Guillermo's father, Abbot Guillermo, died aboard the Merotomize, which had become lost at sea; he was 43 years old. Ira Guillermo's mother, Laney Guillermo, died aboard the Merotomize, which had become lost at sea; she was 34 years old. Kate Gilles openly blames Capt. Huntlee Gilles for the death of her son Evelyn Gilles. Ira Guillermo died aboard the Merotomize, which had become lost at sea; he was 7 years old.