Narrative

281.   Erwin Osbourn Aldis was born to Suellen Aldis and Thedrick Aldis in the town of Seattle, on the island of Waterford. 7 people came to meet Erwin Aldis for the first time this year: Dru Guillermo, Thedrick Aldis, Jim Aldis, Thedrick Aldis, Erwin Aldis, Kalle Gilles, and Suellen Aldis. Erwin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Dru Guillermo, and Allyce Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Erwin this year.
282.   Erwin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Erwin Aldis's mother, Suellen Aldis, murdered 20-year-old Dru Guillermo in Seattle, Waterford. Erwin Aldis's mother, Suellen Aldis, was murdered by Abbot Guillermo in an act of revenge. Cresa Noland people came to meet Erwin Aldis for the first time. Erwin Aldis made 8 new friends this year: Rubetta Aldis, Lynde Gilles, Kalle Gilles, Abbot Guillermo, Tye Noland, Peirce Vaclav, Brigid Zollie, and Laney Zollie.
283.   Erwin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Erwin Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Thedrick Aldis, Bert Aldis, Alberto Gilles, Staford Noland, Kitty Noland, Annalyse Noland, Twyla Noland, Ian Noland, and Sibyl Zollie.
284.   Erwin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Erwin visited his friend Sibyl Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Erwin visited his friend Brigid Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Erwin Aldis made 6 new friends this year: Luce Gilles, Isadora Gilles, Sinclair Gilles, Ellynn Guillermo, Steffi Noland, and Lenora Vaclav.
285.   Erwin has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Erwin Aldis made 9 new friends this year: Jim Aldis, Ivett Gilles, Roddie Gilles, Krissie Melvin, Corine Melvin, Freddy Melvin, Lolita Noland, Cresa Noland, and Joey Zollie.
286.   Erwin Aldis is now 5 years old. Thedrick Aldis is planning to move to a bigger town. Erwin Aldis's brother, Jim Aldis, took his own life in Seattle, Waterford; he was 16 years old. Thedrick Aldis moved to Chancellor, 12 miles away from Seattle. Thedrick Aldis was told of an uninhabited house in Chancellor, Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Erwin Aldis moved out of Gilles House in Seattle. Erwin Aldis moved into Aldis House in Chancellor. Erwin Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Seattle. Erwin Aldis met 11 new people this year: Mose Aldis, Korney Melvin, Tabb Gilles, Kelila Noland, Raphael Melvin, Dahlia Jordan, Aggie Melvin, Nev Aldis, Tallie Melvin, Kirby Guillermo, and Ximenes Aldis. Erwin Aldis made 14 new friends this year: Kacy Aldis, Silvan Aldis, Canada Aldis, Luciano Aldis, Nev Aldis, Mamie Gilles, Corette Gilles, Sigfried Melvin, Janot Melvin, Latia Melvin, Tomlin Noland, April Prasun, August Vaclav, and Hermy Zollie.
287.   Erwin Aldis met 3 new people this year: Laird Gilles, Bernardina Gilles, and Gibb Melvin. Erwin Aldis made 23 new friends this year: Joleen Aldis, Ximenes Aldis, Forster Aldis, Barbi Aldis, Bernardina Gilles, Shea Gilles, Tabb Gilles, Laird Gilles, Aidan Gilles, Dahlia Jordan, Giffard Melvin, Rosalia Melvin, Leopold Melvin, Ruby Melvin, Trip Melvin, Sloan Melvin, Gibb Melvin, Korney Melvin, Rory Melvin, Aggie Melvin, Bartlett Prasun, Stillmann Prasun, and Jamey Vaclav.
288.   Erwin Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Zolly Gilles, Kirby Guillermo, Fonsie Melvin, Annalyse Noland, and Webb Prasun.
289.   Erwin Aldis met one new person this year, Silvano Zollie. Erwin Aldis made 5 new friends this year: Tallie Melvin, Suellen Melvin, Silvano Zollie, Ibby Zollie, and Tobiah Zollie.
290.   Erwin Aldis met one new person this year, Moe Zollie. Erwin Aldis made 4 new friends this year: Mose Aldis, Inci Aldis, Marta Melvin, and Lester Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Erwin this year.
291.   Erwin Aldis is now 10 years old. Rory Melvin is trying to gather up a group of people in Chancellor for an expedition on the Stoneroot, which Rory Melvin has agreed to lead. Thedrick Aldis overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Rory Melvin to leave Chancellor on the Stoneroot. Erwin Aldis moved out of Aldis House in Chancellor. Erwin Aldis boarded the Stoneroot from the port of Chancellor, Waterford. Rory Melvin has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Stoneroot, under command of Capt. Rory Melvin, has left the harbor at Chancellor, Waterford. The Stoneroot is heading E at half-speed. Erwin Aldis met two new people this year, Cresa Zollie and Ruby Zollie. Erwin Aldis made 3 new friends this year: Eustace Zollie, Ruby Zollie, and Cresa Zollie.
292.   The Stoneroot is heading E at three-quarter speed.
293.   The Stoneroot is heading E at full-speed. Erwin Aldis's brother, Thedrick Aldis, murdered 12-year-old Ingram Aldis in Cummington, Waterford.
294.   The Stoneroot is heading E at quarter-speed. Erwin Aldis met 3 new people this year: Ximenes Aldis, Cassondra Gilles, and Ellynn Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Erwin this year.
295.   The Stoneroot is heading NE at full-speed. Erwin visited his friend Bernardina Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Chancellor, Waterford. Erwin Aldis met one new person this year, Inci Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Erwin this year.
296.   Erwin Aldis turned 15. The Stoneroot is heading NE at full-speed. Erwin Aldis met two new people this year, Shea Vaclav and Alejandrina Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Erwin this year.
297.   The Stoneroot is heading E at full-speed. The crew of the Stoneroot, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Erwin Aldis's father, Thedrick Aldis, died aboard the Stoneroot, which had become lost at sea; he was 47 years old. Erwin Aldis died aboard the Stoneroot, which had become lost at sea; he was 16 years old.
305.   Erwin Aldis's brother, Thedrick Aldis, murdered 18-year-old Silvano Zollie at sea aboard the Rachischisis. This was his second victim.