Narrative

302.   Dewey Etienne Noland was born to Kacy Noland and Dewey Noland in the town of Chancellor, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his father, Dewey Noland. 7 people came to meet Dewey Noland for the first time this year: Saxe Noland, Morris Noland, Bernardina Noland, Kacy Noland, Dewey Noland, Dewey Noland, and Anallese Aldis. Fonsie Melvin people came to meet Dewey Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
303.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Noland's younger half-brother, Heywood Gilles, was born in the town of Chancellor, on the island of Waterford. Dewey Noland's younger sister, Konstance Noland, was born in Chancellor. Dewey Noland's sister, Konstance Noland, died in Chancellor, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dewey Noland made 12 new friends this year: Anallese Aldis, Pamela Gilles, Tania Gilles, Archon Gilles, Fonsie Melvin, Lelah Melvin, Saxe Noland, Ranna Noland, Shelagh Noland, Oona Shumeet, Wilson Shumeet, and Vivie Vaclav.
304.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Noland made 9 new friends this year: Algernon Aldis, Wenonah Gilles, Becca Gilles, Shandy Gilles, Sean Gilles, Leopold Melvin, Kacy Noland, Korney Noland, and Arleta Shumeet.
305.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey visited his friend Pamela Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Kitty Aldis, Camella Melvin, and Zelig Noland.
306.   Dewey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
307.   Dewey Noland turned 5. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Val Melvin.
308.   Dewey Noland's younger brother, Dewey Noland, was born in Chancellor. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Joleen Gilles. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Rosalia Melvin, Candis Prasun, and Morlee Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
309.   Dewey Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Chancellor for an expedition on the Xanthochroic, which Dewey Noland has agreed to lead. Kacy Noland agreed to go on the journey; their children Dewey Noland and Dewey Noland will also come along. Dewey Noland moved out of Zollie House in Chancellor. Dewey Noland boarded the Xanthochroic from the port of Chancellor, Waterford. Dewey Noland has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Xanthochroic, under command of Capt. Dewey Noland, has left the harbor at Chancellor, Waterford. The Xanthochroic is heading N at quarter-speed. Dewey Noland's younger half-sister, Correy Aldis, was born in Xanthochroic. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Alain Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
310.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at quarter-speed. Dewey Noland's younger sister, Raye Noland, was born in Xanthochroic. Dewey Noland's sister, Raye Noland, died at sea aboard the Xanthochroic from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Eve Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
311.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at half-speed. Dewey Noland's younger half-sister, Harmony Gilles, was born in Xanthochroic. Dewey Noland's younger sister, Tate Noland, was born in Xanthochroic. Dewey Noland's half-sister, Harmony Gilles, died at sea aboard the Xanthochroic from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Staford Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
312.   Dewey Noland is now 10 years old. The Xanthochroic sits motionless on the open sea, 779 miles off the coast of Zollie. Distrust in Capt. Dewey Noland is provoking murmors of a mutiny. Dewey Noland's younger sister, Felita Noland, was born in Xanthochroic. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Jilleen Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
313.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at quarter-speed. Dewey Noland's sister, Felita Noland, died at sea aboard the Xanthochroic from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
314.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at half-speed. Dewey Noland's parents Kacy Noland and Capt. Dewey Noland divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Kacy Noland and Capt. Dewey Noland decided that Dewey will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Xanthochroic, and Kacy will move out. Dewey Noland's father Capt. Dewey Noland married Shelia Melvin on the Xanthochroic; they now share quarters aboard the Xanthochroic. Dewey Noland's mother Kacy Noland married Leopold Melvin on the Xanthochroic; they now share quarters aboard the Xanthochroic, along with children Dewey Noland, Dewey Noland, and Tate Noland. Kacy Noland is now named Kacy Melvin. Dewey visited his grandmother, Anallese Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
315.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at full-speed. Dewey Noland's younger half-brother, Fonsie Melvin, was born in Xanthochroic. Dewey Noland's parents Leopold Melvin and Kacy Melvin divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together.
316.   The Xanthochroic is heading N at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Xanthochroic, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Dewey Noland's mother, Kacy Melvin, died aboard the Xanthochroic, which had become lost at sea; she was 39 years old. Dewey Noland's father, Capt. Dewey Noland, died aboard the Xanthochroic, which had become lost at sea; he was 39 years old. Dewey Noland's brother, Dewey Noland, died aboard the Xanthochroic, which had become lost at sea; he was 8 years old. Dewey Noland died aboard the Xanthochroic, which had become lost at sea; he was 14 years old.
328.   Dewey Noland's half-brother, Heywood Gilles, killed 46-year-old Gunilla Melvin in self-defense in Derby, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him.