328. Dionysus Dewey Gilles was born to Siouxie Gilles and Heywood Gilles in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his great-grandfather, Dionysus Aldis. 11 people came to meet Dionysus Gilles for the first time this year: Elihu Noland, Jeanie Noland, Siouxie Gilles, Heywood Gilles, Eleanor Gilles, Dionysus Gilles, Riccardo Noland, Christof Noland, Goldina Noland, Goldina Noland, and Gaven Aldis. Dionysus Gilles's father, Heywood Gilles, killed 46-year-old Gunilla Melvin in self-defense in Derby, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. Dionysus Gilles was met for the first time by two people this year, Schroeder Zollie and Rebbecca Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 329. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Gilles made 25 new friends this year: Yvette Aldis, Rebbecca Aldis, Ingram Aldis, Lizette Aldis, Bert Aldis, Thor Aldis, Toinette Aldis, Malinde Aldis, Janna Gilles, Jeanelle Gilles, Auberta Gilles, Steven Gilles, Prasun Melvin, Maryangelyn Melvin, Lou Melvin, Bay Noland, Christof Noland, Riccardo Noland, Corena Noland, Claresta Quinn, Ivette Quinn, Aguste Vaclav, Odele Zollie, Winifield Zollie, and Dante Zollie. 330. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Gilles made 11 new friends this year: Brent Aldis, Gwenni Aldis, Charissa Gilles, Blythe Gilles, Cameron Gilles, Wilbur Gilles, Dafna Gilles, Garvin Melvin, Shari Melvin, Elihu Noland, and Malcolm Prasun. 331. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Gilles's younger sister, Elberta Gilles, was born in Derby. Dionysus visited his friend Dafna Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus visited his friend Odele Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Gilles was met for the first time by two people this year, Arne Aldis and Marshall Aldis. Dionysus Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Lamb Aldis, Ebenezer Gilles, Aldus Gilles, Clo Melvin, Ignacio Quinn, and Joycelin Zollie. 332. Dionysus has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dionysus Gilles met two new people this year, Garp Vaclav and Tuckie Aldis. Dionysus Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Alley Aldis, Gaven Aldis, Nichole Aldis, Mavis Gilles, Andree Gilles, Muriel Gilles, Petronella Melvin, and Jeanie Noland. 333. Dionysus Gilles turned 5. Dionysus Gilles met 12 new people this year: Jami Aldis, Krystal Noland, Marten Gilles, Conroy Aldis, Conroy Zollie, Skell Gilles, Mada Zollie, Addie Prasun, Hillary Aldis, Marta Aldis, Winslow Gilles, and Conroy Zollie. Dionysus Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Salomone Aldis, Marta Aldis, Trev Gilles, Alberto Gilles, Phillip Melvin, Dacia Melvin, Willard Melvin, and Schroeder Zollie. 334. Dionysus Gilles met 11 new people this year: Bennett Zollie, Gonzalo Zollie, Corena Aldis, Sampson Gilles, Sheff Zollie, Berkley Zollie, Eadie Vaclav, Devin Zollie, Jerrome Gilles, Cherise Prasun, and Tate Gilles. Dionysus Gilles made 12 new friends this year: Rubie Aldis, Hillary Aldis, Corena Aldis, Robinet Gilles, Sampson Gilles, Anselma Melvin, August Noland, Krystal Noland, Gerri Vaclav, Eadie Vaclav, Gonzalo Zollie, and Conroy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 335. Dionysus Gilles met 4 new people this year: Mag Zollie, Georgia Aldis, Willard Melvin, and Georges Gilles. Dionysus Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Janith Aldis, Tuckie Aldis, Annalena Gilles, Prasad Myke, and Reginald Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 336. Dionysus Gilles's younger sister, Latia Gilles, was born in Derby. Dionysus visited his friend Marta Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dionysus Gilles met 3 new people this year: Rowena Melvin, Harley Melvin, and Georges Zollie. Dionysus Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Arne Aldis, Marshall Aldis, and Pippy Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 337. Dionysus Gilles's mother, Siouxie Gilles, took her own life in Derby, Waterford; she was 34 years old. Dionysus Gilles met 5 new people this year: Meade Prasun, Myrtle Gilles, Kettie Gilles, Phedra Prasun, and Ingram Aldis. Dionysus Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Tate Gilles, Kettie Gilles, Gibb Melvin, Emalee Melvin, Phedra Prasun, and Bennett Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 338. Dionysus Gilles is now 10 years old. Dionysus Gilles met 4 new people this year: Corena Aldis, Tobiah Zollie, Darien Zollie, and Sibyl Zollie. Dionysus Gilles made 7 new friends this year: Joe Noland, Wiley Noland, Jeanelle Prasun, Rey Vaclav, Conroy Zollie, Tobiah Zollie, and Henrik Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 339. Dionysus visited his friend Fanya Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Gilles met 3 new people this year: Rosalia Melvin, Jaquith Vaclav, and Raul Vaclav. Dionysus Gilles made 7 new friends this year: Noland Aldis, Darien Gilles, Mead Gilles, Wendy Prasun, Liane Vaclav, Bing Vaclav, and Devin Zollie. 340. Dionysus Gilles met 3 new people this year: Jemmie Gilles, Saundra Aldis, and Terencio Vaclav. Dionysus Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Ingram Aldis, Estell Gilles, Winslow Gilles, Raul Vaclav, Terencio Vaclav, Sheff Zollie, Hyacinthie Zollie, and Mag Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 341. Dionysus visited his friend Charissa Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Gilles met two new people this year, Gilbertine Melvin and Saree Aldis. Dionysus Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Corena Aldis, Jordana Gilles, and Kipp Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 342. Dionysus Gilles met one new person this year, Yank Prasun. Dionysus Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Elnar Aldis, Marten Gilles, Jemmie Gilles, Willard Melvin, Yank Prasun, and Nevsa Vaclav. 343. Dionysus Gilles is now 15 years old. Dionysus is starting to pick up Monedusus. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus Gilles met 3 new people this year: Debby Noland, Giovanne Aldis, and Corena Zollie. Dionysus Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Giovanne Aldis, Ginger Aldis, Georges Gilles, Lois Gilles, Debby Noland, and Luce Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 344. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus Gilles met one new person this year, Hyacinthie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 345. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus Gilles met 9 new people this year: Aryn Prasun, Forest Aldis, Bogdan Shumeet, Higgins Aldis, Ellen Noland, Ingram Noland, Everett Noland, Gibb Noland, and Zonnya Noland. Dionysus just found out from Rosalia Melvin that his family member Elihu Noland died of disease in Chancellor, Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Rosalia had recently found this out from Malinde Shumeet.) Dionysus visited with his friend Malinde Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Forest Aldis, Rosalia Melvin, Zonnya Noland, Ellen Noland, Everett Noland, and Haywood Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 346. Dionysus Gilles turned 18. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus visited his friend Malcolm Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Gilles met two new people this year, Everett Noland and Che Aldis. Dionysus Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Sig Gilles, Barry Gilles, Hyacinthie Zollie, and Darien Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 347. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus Gilles's younger half-brother, Guthrie Vaclav, was born in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. Dionysus visited his friend Steven Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Dionysus Gilles met one new person this year, Eva Aldis. Dionysus Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Charles Aldis, Eva Aldis, Gilbertine Melvin, Harley Melvin, and Georges Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 348. Dionysus Gilles turned 20. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus Gilles decided to leave Derby; he will do so shortly. Dionysus Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Derby. Dionysus Gilles is moving west from Wilderness of Waterford at a brisk pace. Dionysus Gilles stopped in the woods just outside Derby. 349. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. 350. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus just found out from Wilbur Gilles that his uncle Christof Noland died in Noland Crest, Waterford 11 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Wilbur had recently found this out from Tania Gilles.) Dionysus visited with his friend Myrtle Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Wilbur Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Mavis Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. 351. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. 352. Dionysus is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Dionysus Gilles met two new people this year, Lars Zollie and Aurelia Zollie. Dionysus just found out from Wilbur Gilles that his brother Gaven Aldis was murdered in St. Joseph, Waterford 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Wilbur had recently found this out from Lars Zollie.) Dionysus just found out from Lars Zollie that his grandmother Estell Gilles died of natural causes in Chancellor, Waterford 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Derby, Waterford. (Lars had recently found this out from Dierdre Vaclav.) 353. Dionysus Gilles turned 25. Dionysus has become fluent in Monedusus. Dionysus Gilles decided to leave Wilderness of Waterford; he will do so shortly. Dionysus Gilles is moving east from Wilderness of Waterford at a brisk pace. Dionysus Gilles emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 10 miles east to Chancellor. Dionysus Gilles found an uninhabited house in Chancellor, Waterford, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Dionysus Gilles moved into Zollie House in Chancellor. Dionysus Gilles met 5 new people this year: Nona Gilles, Brianne Aldis, Channa Noland, Lorain Gilles, and Dacia Aldis. Dionysus visited with his friend Salomone Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Joe Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Jeanie Noland, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Reginald Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Brianne Aldis, Saree Aldis, Nona Gilles, Channa Noland, and Bessie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 354. Dionysus Gilles is planning to move to a bigger town. Dionysus Gilles moved to Circle, 12 miles away from Chancellor. Dionysus Gilles moved out of Zollie House in Chancellor. Dionysus Gilles heard about an uninhabited house in Circle, Waterford, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Dionysus Gilles moved into Noland House in Circle. Dionysus Gilles met 15 new people this year: Shaylah Gilles, Leigh Aldis, Eleanor Zollie, Winna Aldis, Jackelyn Aldis, Arlana Aldis, Dean Gilles, Penni Zollie, Giorgio Zollie, Rebbecca Zollie, Dynah Gilles, Reine Aldis, Kelcey Prasun, Archibold Prasun, and Antoni Aldis. Dionysus visited with his friend Clo Melvin, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus caught up with an old acquaintance, Conroy Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Tobiah Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Prasad Myke, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his family member Sibyl Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus caught up with an old acquaintance, Skell Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus caught up with an old acquaintance, Jerrome Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus Gilles made 11 new friends this year: Leigh Aldis, Emmery Aldis, Pam Aldis, Jackelyn Aldis, Alida Aldis, Dean Gilles, Skell Gilles, Lana Gilles, Claus Noland, Kelcey Prasun, and Penni Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 355. Dionysus Gilles married Sibyl Zollie in Circle, Waterford. Sibyl Zollie is now named Sibyl Gilles. Dionysus Gilles met one new person this year, Federico Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 356. Dionysus Gilles asked Sibyl Gilles for a divorce; Sibyl Gilles agreed to it. Dionysus Gilles and Sibyl Gilles divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Dionysus Gilles and Sibyl Gilles decided that Sibyl will stay in their house, and Dionysus will move out. Dionysus Gilles moved out of Noland House in Circle. Dionysus Gilles moved into Gilles House in Circle. Dionysus Gilles had a sexual liaison with Sibyl Gilles. Dionysus Gilles met two new people this year, Ferdinanda Gilles and Bartlet Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 357. Dionysus Gilles met 4 new people this year: Bessie Zollie, Lani Melvin, Abdulkarim Aldis, and Antonius Noland. Dionysus Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Antoni Aldis, Dynah Gilles, Gibb Noland, Bessie Zollie, and Giorgio Zollie. 358. Dionysus Gilles turned 30. Dionysus Gilles met 6 new people this year: Cybel Gilles, Zia Shumeet, Maryangelyn Shumeet, Bert Shumeet, Kathlin Gilles, and Jaquenette Shumeet. Dionysus caught up with an old acquaintance, Garv Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Haywood Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Robinet Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Bogdan Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus visited with his friend Malinde Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Derby, Waterford. Dionysus Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Winna Aldis, Antonius Noland, Zia Shumeet, Janeen Shumeet, Maryangelyn Shumeet, and Bogdan Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dionysus this year. 359. Dionysus Gilles married Jeanelle Prasun in Circle, Waterford. Jeanelle Prasun is now named Jeanelle Gilles. Dionysus Gilles has fallen ill. Dionysus is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Pam Aldis, Latia Aldis, Leigh Aldis, Marshall Aldis, Emmery Aldis, Winna Aldis, Alida Aldis, Antoni Aldis, Jeanelle Gilles, Dynah Gilles, Skell Gilles, Janna Gilles, Lana Gilles, Federico Gilles, Corena Gilles, Barry Gilles, Dean Gilles, Georges Gilles, Ebenezer Gilles, Lou Gilles, Lani Melvin, Prasad Myke, Zonnya Noland, Claus Noland, Everett Noland, Antonius Noland, Archibold Prasun, Kelcey Prasun, Haywood Shumeet, Maryangelyn Shumeet, Janeen Shumeet, Zia Shumeet, Bogdan Shumeet, Malinde Shumeet, Rebbecca Zollie, Eleanor Zollie, Bennett Zollie, Penni Zollie, Bessie Zollie, Robinet Zollie, Schroeder Zollie, Darien Zollie, Giorgio Zollie, Eleanor Zollie, Mignon Zollie, Ginger Zollie, Tobiah Zollie, and Tate Zollie. Dionysus Gilles died in Circle, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 31 years old. Dionysus Gilles was laid to rest in the Circle cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.