Narrative

306.   Iain Wittie Noland was born to Birdie Noland and Sidney Noland in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. He is named after his grandfather, Iain Noland. 11 people came to meet Iain Noland for the first time this year: Laure Vaclav, Sidney Noland, Flor Aldis, Iain Noland, Ephrem Aldis, Esau Vaclav, Scot Noland, Standford Vaclav, Kingsley Aldis, Ellette Aldis, and Birdie Noland. Iain Noland's father, Sidney Noland, was killed in Noland Lake, Stantonville by Corbin Vaclav, who was acting in self-defense; he was 24 years old. 3 people came to meet Iain Noland for the first time this year: Fanni Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, and Barbara Aldis. Iain Noland made 5 new friends this year: Flor Aldis, Kingsley Aldis, Ephrem Aldis, Esau Vaclav, and Veradis Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
307.   Iain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Reid Noland people came to meet Iain Noland for the first time. Iain Noland made 17 new friends this year: La Aldis, Moses Aldis, Bengt Aldis, Barbara Aldis, Kathryne Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Percy Noland, Mommy Noland, Fanni Noland, Birdie Noland, Shawn Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Silvain Vaclav, Dacia Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, and Ellette Vaclav.
308.   Iain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Iain Noland made 15 new friends this year: Matthus Noland, Scot Noland, Rocky Noland, Cathleen Noland, Bard Vaclav, Laure Vaclav, Dick Vaclav, Kevin Vaclav, Quentin Vaclav, Fanni Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, Julienne Vaclav, Marcos Vaclav, Maximilian Vaclav, and Standford Vaclav.
309.   Iain is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Iain Noland made 10 new friends this year: Debi Gilles, Greer Noland, Fredi Noland, Charissa Vaclav, Percy Vaclav, Dinny Vaclav, Ranice Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Brooks Vaclav, and Torrin Vaclav.
310.   Iain has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Iain Noland made 10 new friends this year: Ephrem Gilles, Helga Noland, Reid Noland, Whittaker Noland, Tildy Vaclav, Elton Vaclav, Blinnie Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Ellette Vaclav, and Lelia Vaclav.
311.   Iain Noland turned 5. Iain Noland met 4 new people this year: Waverly Noland, Martin Noland, Barbara Noland, and Carita Vaclav. Iain Noland made 7 new friends this year: Wilmar Noland, Kerry Noland, Leela Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Walt Vaclav, Hubert Vaclav, and Woodie Vaclav.
312.   Iain visited his friend Brooks Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Iain Noland met 5 new people this year: Batholomew Gilles, Georgeanne Noland, Iseabal Vaclav, Carree Noland, and Amalie Vaclav. Iain Noland made 13 new friends this year: Thomasina Aldis, Batholomew Gilles, Carree Noland, Neil Noland, Barbara Noland, Martin Noland, Lettie Noland, Waverly Noland, Udell Noland, Jeanie Vaclav, Marline Vaclav, Shawn Vaclav, and Anna-Maria Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
313.   Iain Noland made 6 new friends this year: Godfrey Noland, Iseabal Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Amalie Vaclav, Carita Vaclav, and Tildi Vaclav.
314.   Iain visited his friend Shawn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland met one new person this year, Storm Vaclav. Iain Noland made 3 new friends this year: Georgeanne Noland, Raimund Vaclav II, and Storm Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
315.   Iain visited his friend Ellette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland met two new people this year, Blaire Vaclav and Reggie Noland. Iain Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ashley Gilles, Marquita Noland, and Roanna Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
316.   Iain Noland is now 10 years old. Iain Noland met 3 new people this year: Amalle Vaclav, Greer Noland, and Dick Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
317.   Iain Noland met 3 new people this year: Percy Vaclav, Geoffrey Vaclav, and Flossi Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
318.   Iain visited his friend Mommy Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland made 4 new friends this year: Flossi Vaclav, Rocky Vaclav, Percy Vaclav, and Geoffrey Vaclav.
320.   Iain Noland met one new person this year, Orazio Vaclav.
321.   Iain Noland is now 15 years old. Iain visited his friend Thomasina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland met one new person this year, Prescott Vaclav.
322.   Iain visited his friend Debi Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland met one new person this year, Barthel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Iain this year.
323.   Iain Noland moved out of Aldis House in Noland Lake. Iain Noland moved into Shumeet House in Noland Lake. Iain Noland's mother Birdie Noland married Shawn Vaclav in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Birdie Noland is now named Birdie Vaclav. Iain visited his friend Jabez Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland met one new person this year, Ozzy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
324.   Iain Noland turned 18. Iain Noland's younger half-brother, Ephrem Vaclav, was born in Noland Lake. Iain Noland met two new people this year, Starla Noland and Tuckie Vaclav. Iain reunited with his grandmother Flor Noland, who he hasn't seen since 13 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain Noland made 4 new friends this year: Wilmar Noland, Starla Noland, Tuckie Vaclav, and Jared Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
325.   Shawn Vaclav is planning to move to a smaller town. Iain Noland's younger half-brother, Kelwin Vaclav, was born in Noland Lake. Iain visited his friend Kerry Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Shawn Vaclav moved to Goodnews Bay, 3 miles away from Noland Lake. Shawn Vaclav caught word of an uninhabited house in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Iain Noland moved out of Shumeet House in Noland Lake. Iain Noland moved into Gilles House in Goodnews Bay. Iain Noland moved out of Gilles House in Noland Lake. Iain Noland met 11 new people this year: Helmuth Aldis, Suellen Vaclav, Susann Gilles, Cathryn Aldis, Charissa Gilles, Carolina Gilles, Saxe Aldis, Joann Noland, Izaak Noland, Blaire Noland, and Quincey Noland. Iain visited with his friend Bengt Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Dacia Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Helmuth Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain Noland made 15 new friends this year: Helmuth Aldis, Saxe Aldis, Alisha Aldis, Susann Gilles, Humphrey Gilles, Charissa Gilles, Carolina Gilles, Quincey Noland, Blaire Noland, August Noland, Joann Noland, Izaak Noland, Fons Noland, Raimund Noland, and Suellen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
326.   Iain Noland turned 20. Iain Noland's younger half-sister, Endora Vaclav, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, on the island of Stantonville. Iain Noland moved into Gilles House in Goodnews Bay. Iain Noland met 3 new people this year: Tammie Gilles, Glyn Noland, and Leon Vaclav. Iain Noland made 5 new friends this year: Cathryn Aldis, Tammie Gilles, Glyn Noland, Kelwin Vaclav, and Leon Vaclav.
327.   Iain visited his friend Dacia Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain Noland's half-sister, Endora Vaclav, died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
328.   Iain Noland's younger half-sister, Flor Vaclav, was born in Goodnews Bay. Iain visited his friend Whittaker Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain Noland met one new person this year, Barbara Gilles. Iain visited with his friend Ephrem Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
329.   Iain just found out from Ephrem Gilles that his uncle Wilmar Noland died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Ephrem had recently found this out from Suellen Vaclav.)
330.   Iain Noland's younger half-brother, Thornton Vaclav, was born in Goodnews Bay. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
331.   Iain Noland is now 25 years old.
332.   Iain Noland's younger half-sister, Georgia Vaclav, was born in Goodnews Bay. Iain Noland's parents Birdie Vaclav and Shawn Vaclav divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Iain Noland moved out of Gilles House in Goodnews Bay. Iain Noland moved into Vaclav House in Goodnews Bay. Iain visited his friend Suellen Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland's half-sister, Georgia Vaclav, died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Iain Noland met 3 new people this year: Emmi Vaclav, Tiffani Vaclav, and Haley Vaclav. Iain Noland made 5 new friends this year: Thornton Vaclav, Sidney Vaclav, Emmi Vaclav, Tiffani Vaclav, and Haley Vaclav.
333.   Iain visited with his friend Moses Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Percy Noland, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
334.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Iain this year.
336.   Iain Noland is now 30 years old.
337.   Iain Noland met one new person this year, Dorie Noland. Iain visited with his friend Doralynn Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Iain this year.
338.   Iain visited his friend August Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain visited his friend Doralynn Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 30 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
341.   Iain just found out from Arie Noland that one of his oldest friends, Percy Noland, died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. Percy and Iain first met 34 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. (Arie had recently found this out from Moses Aldis.) Iain visited with his friend Scot Noland, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
342.   Iain Noland met 3 new people this year: Emanuel Noland, Dyanna Noland, and Rayner Noland. Iain just found out from Walt Vaclav that his grandmother Flor Noland died of natural causes in Parsons, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Walt had recently found this out from Moses Aldis.) Iain visited with his friend Jared Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Marline Noland, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain Noland made 3 new friends this year: Rayner Noland, Dyanna Noland, and Rene Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
343.   Iain Noland met two new people this year, Somerset Noland and Britte Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
344.   Iain visited his friend Arie Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain just found out from Quentin Vaclav that one of his oldest friends, Ephrem Gilles, died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 2 years ago. Ephrem and Iain first met 35 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Iain just found out from Quentin Vaclav that his family member Fanni Vaclav died of disease in Noland Lake, Stantonville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Quentin had recently found this out from Quentin Vaclav.) Iain visited with his friend Quentin Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 33 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain caught up with an old acquaintance, Barthel Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
346.   Iain Noland turned 40. Iain Noland met one new person this year, Jerrylee Noland. Iain visited with his friend Charissa Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Amalie Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 22 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
347.   Iain reunited with his brother Thornton Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 14 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville.
348.   Iain Noland met two new people this year, La Noland and Benji Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Iain this year.
350.   Iain Noland's mother Birdie Vaclav married Bengt Aldis in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Birdie Vaclav is now named Birdie Aldis.
351.   Shawn Vaclav is planning to move to a bigger town. Shawn Vaclav moved to Noland Lake, 3 miles away from Goodnews Bay. Shawn Vaclav caught word of an uninhabited house in Noland Lake, Stantonville, called Shumeet House, that could be resided in. Iain Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Goodnews Bay. Iain Noland moved into Shumeet House in Noland Lake. Iain Noland moved out of Shumeet House in Goodnews Bay. Iain Noland met 13 new people this year: Lizette Noland, Harlie Noland, Gerry Vaclav, Shurwood Vaclav, Jodie Vaclav, Fredi Vaclav, Helena Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Corbin Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Winfield Vaclav, and Joachim Noland. Iain just found out from Birdie Aldis that one of his oldest friends, Quentin Vaclav, died in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 3 years ago. Quentin and Iain first met 44 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. (Birdie had recently found this out from Jared Vaclav.) Iain visited with his friend Cathryn Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Ozzy Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Bengt Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Orazio Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Carree Noland, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Roanna Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain reunited with his sister Flor Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 18 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Iain reunited with his mother Birdie Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 18 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Capt. Kevin Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 33 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Laure Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Tuckie Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Susann Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Iain visited with his friend Geoffrey Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Iain Noland made 12 new friends this year: Lizette Noland, Harlie Noland, Joachim Noland, Jens Vaclav, Shurwood Vaclav, Gerry Vaclav, Jodie Vaclav, Corbin Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Nancee Vaclav, and Randi Vaclav.
352.   Iain visited his mother, Birdie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Iain Noland's mother, Birdie Aldis, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 66 years old. Iain Noland met 3 new people this year: Ellissa Vaclav, Berta Vaclav, and Templeton Vaclav. Iain Noland made 3 new friends this year: Helena Vaclav, Templeton Vaclav, and Woodie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Iain this year.
353.   Iain visited his friend Tuckie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain visited his friend Carree Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 41 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Iain Noland has fallen ill. Iain is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Bengt Aldis, Harlie Noland, Joachim Noland, Shurwood Vaclav, Ozzy Vaclav, Amalie Vaclav, Cathryn Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Jared Vaclav, Orazio Vaclav, Roanna Vaclav, Flor Vaclav, Randi Vaclav, Susann Vaclav, Torrin Vaclav, Geoffrey Vaclav, Lizette Vaclav, Laure Vaclav, Gerry Vaclav, Templeton Vaclav, Jodie Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Corbin Vaclav, Capt. Kevin Vaclav, Jens Vaclav, Rene Vaclav, Helena Vaclav, and Shawn Vaclav. Iain Noland died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 47 years old. Iain Noland was laid to rest in the Noland Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.