Narrative

303.   Woodie Kam Vaclav was born to Tildi Vaclav and Shawn Vaclav in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. 28 people came to meet Woodie Vaclav for the first time this year: Scot Noland, Shawn Vaclav, Harold Vaclav, Jabez Noland, Dick Vaclav, Matthus Noland, Fredi Noland, Salvidor Noland, Clareta Noland, Fanni Noland, Ingaberg Vaclav, Salomon Vaclav, Shawn Vaclav, Bard Vaclav, Lettie Noland, Godfrey Shumeet, Torrin Vaclav, Mommy Noland, Tildi Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Hubert Vaclav, Neil Noland, Barbara Noland, Demetre Noland, Silvain Vaclav, Jonathon Noland, Woodie Vaclav, and Rocky Noland. Woodie Vaclav was met for the first time by two people this year, Nevin Vaclav and Doralynn Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
304.   Woodie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodie Vaclav made 16 new friends this year: Denice Aldis, Ephrem Aldis, Kingsley Aldis, Flor Aldis, Vittoria Aldis, Bengt Aldis, Ellette Aldis, Kathryne Aldis, Clareta Noland, Rocky Noland, Percy Noland, Jabez Vaclav, Esau Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Tildi Vaclav, and Elton Vaclav.
305.   Woodie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodie visited his friend Denice Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav made 8 new friends this year: Barbara Aldis, Sidney Noland, Greer Noland, Birdie Noland, Demetre Noland, Bard Vaclav, Dacia Vaclav, and Julienne Vaclav.
306.   Woodie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodie Vaclav made 6 new friends this year: La Aldis, Debi Gilles, Lelia Gilles, Fanni Noland, Cathleen Noland, and Dick Vaclav.
307.   Woodie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
308.   Woodie Vaclav turned 5. Woodie Vaclav met 7 new people this year: Charissa Vaclav, Brooks Vaclav, Waverly Noland, Kerry Noland, Martin Noland, Blinnie Vaclav, and Reid Noland.
309.   Woodie Vaclav made 13 new friends this year: Ephrem Gilles, Mommy Noland, Reid Noland, Charissa Vaclav, Tildy Vaclav, Veradis Vaclav, Quentin Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, Ranice Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Shawn Vaclav, Blinnie Vaclav, and Ellette Vaclav.
310.   Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Carita Vaclav and Jeraldine Noland. Woodie Vaclav made 8 new friends this year: Doralynn Noland, Fredi Noland, Waverly Noland, Whittaker Noland, Kerry Noland, Udell Noland, Helga Noland, and Brooks Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
311.   Woodie Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Marline Vaclav, Carree Noland, and Jordan Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav made 7 new friends this year: Iain Noland, Wilmar Noland, Dinny Vaclav, Standford Vaclav, Carita Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, and Torrin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
312.   Woodie visited his friend Brooks Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Batholomew Gilles and Iseabal Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav made 6 new friends this year: Thomasina Aldis, Lettie Noland, Silvain Vaclav, Anna-Maria Vaclav, Hubert Vaclav, and Jordan Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
313.   Woodie Vaclav turned 10. Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Storm Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
314.   In Shumeet House, their home, Woodie is attending to Shawn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav's father, Shawn Vaclav, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, of natural causes; he was 67 years old. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Wald Noland and Raimund Vaclav II. Woodie Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Neil Noland, Godfrey Noland, and Iseabal Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
315.   Woodie visited his friend Ellette Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Reggie Noland. Woodie just found out from Percy Noland that his family member Barbara Noland died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Percy had recently found this out from Ashley Gilles.) Woodie Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Matthus Noland, Blaire Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, and Amalie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
316.   Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Greer Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
317.   Woodie Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Batholomew Gilles, Georgeanne Noland, and Dick Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
318.   Woodie Vaclav is now 15 years old. Woodie visited his aunt, Mommy Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
319.   Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Orazio Vaclav. Woodie just found out from Whittaker Noland that his family member Clareta Noland died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Whittaker had recently found this out from Whittaker Noland.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
320.   Woodie Vaclav's brother, Dick Vaclav, was killed in Noland Lake, Stantonville by Elton Vaclav, who was acting in self-defense; he was 32 years old. Woodie Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Marquita Noland, Robinet Noland, Fanni Vaclav, and Marline Vaclav.
321.   Woodie Vaclav is now 18 years old. Woodie visited his friend Thomasina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time.
322.   Woodie visited his friend Debi Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Vaclav's brother, Silvain Vaclav, murdered Elton Vaclav in an act of revenge. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Fanni Vaclav and Barthel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
323.   Woodie Vaclav turned 20. Woodie visited his friend Jabez Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Tuckie Vaclav and Prescott Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Prescott Vaclav, Percy Vaclav, and Barthel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
324.   Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Starla Noland. Woodie just found out from Flor Noland that his family member Ingaberg Vaclav died in Gulf Shores, Stantonville 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Flor had recently found this out from Dinny Vaclav.) Woodie just found out from Flor Noland that his uncle Godfrey Shumeet died of natural causes in the wilderness of Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Flor had recently found this out from Tildy Shumeet.) Woodie visited with his friend Flor Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
325.   Woodie visited his friend Kerry Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Ozzy Vaclav.
327.   Woodie Vaclav married Veradis Vaclav in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Woodie visited his friend Wilmar Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav is worrying about his brother Shawn Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville.
328.   Woodie Vaclav turned 25. Veradis Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Jens Walt Vaclav, of whom Woodie Vaclav is the father. Woodie Vaclav's brother, Silvain Vaclav, took his own life in Noland Lake, Stantonville; he was 38 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodie this year. Woodie Vaclav is worrying about his brother Shawn Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville.
329.   Veradis Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Laure Brenn Vaclav, after Laure Noland, of whom Woodie Vaclav is the father. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Barbara Gilles and Carolina Gilles. Woodie just found out from Fanni Vaclav that his family member Lettie Aldis died of disease in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Fanni had recently found this out from Humphrey Gilles.) Woodie Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Susann Gilles, Charissa Gilles, Carolina Gilles, Bard Vaclav, and Orazio Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
330.   Veradis Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Woodie Toddy Vaclav; he is named for his father Woodie Kam Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Tammie Gilles and Lyndsay Gilles. Woodie just found out from Fanni Vaclav that his brother Harold Vaclav died in the wilderness of Stantonville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Fanni had recently found this out from Martin Noland.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
331.   In Shumeet House, their home, Woodie is attending to Tildi Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav's mother, Tildi Vaclav, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 63 years old. Woodie visited his friend Julienne Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie visited with his friend Ephrem Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
332.   Veradis Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Woodie Harold Vaclav; he is named for his father Woodie Kam Vaclav. Woodie visited his friend Fanni Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. In Shumeet House, their home, Woodie is attending to Veradis Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav's wife, Veradis Vaclav, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 37 years old. In Shumeet House, their home, Woodie is attending to Laure Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav's daughter, Laure Vaclav, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 3 years old. Woodie visited his friend Carolina Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Batholomew Gilles, Jodie Vaclav, and Corbin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
333.   Woodie Vaclav turned 30. Woodie Vaclav married Jodie Vaclav in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Jodie Vaclav had an affair with Woodie Vaclav; Jodie's husband, Woodie Vaclav, did not find out. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Walt Vaclav and Nelli Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
334.   Jodie Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Woodie Dean Vaclav; he is named for his father Woodie Kam Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav met 4 new people this year: Virgie Vaclav, Flor Vaclav, Lizette Noland, and Thornton Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav made 8 new friends this year: Kelwin Vaclav, Flor Vaclav, Nelli Vaclav, Ephrem Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Thacher Vaclav, Walt Vaclav, and Storm Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
335.   Virgie Vaclav attempted to murder Woodie Vaclav, but failed. Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Thebault Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Thebault Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, and Cordelia Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav is wondering about his family member Dick Vaclav, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
336.   Jodie Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Randi Alissa Vaclav, after Randi Noland, of whom Woodie Vaclav is the father. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Chanderjit Vaclav and Rayner Noland. Woodie just found out from Ephrem Gilles that his family member Hubert Vaclav died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Ephrem had recently found this out from Rayner Noland.) Woodie visited with his friend Greer Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
337.   Woodie Vaclav met one new person this year, Rocky Gilles. Woodie visited with his friend Quentin Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
338.   Woodie visited with his friend Bengt Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 28 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
339.   Jodie Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Helena Anetta Vaclav, of whom Woodie Vaclav is the father. Woodie Vaclav met two new people this year, Fanni Gilles and Tiffani Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Ellette Gilles, Lizette Noland, and Rocky Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodie this year.
340.   Woodie just found out from Ephrem Gilles that one of his oldest friends, Flor Noland, died of natural causes in Parsons, Stantonville 1 years ago. Flor and Woodie first met 37 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
341.   Woodie just found out from Ephrem Gilles that one of his oldest friends, Percy Noland, died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. Percy and Woodie first met 38 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Ephrem had recently found this out from Yale Noland.) Woodie just found out from Ephrem Gilles that his nephew Dick Vaclav died of disease in Cross Plains, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Ephrem had recently found this out from Yale Noland.)
342.   Jodie Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Harold Steven Vaclav, after Harold Vaclav, of whom Woodie Vaclav is the father. Woodie visited his friend Ephrem Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 39 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodie visited his friend Greer Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 38 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. In Shumeet House, their home, Woodie is attending to Storm Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Shumeet House, their home, Woodie is attending to Leela Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodie Vaclav has fallen ill. Woodie is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Bengt Aldis, Cathryn Aldis, Batholomew Gilles, Tildy Gilles, Ellette Gilles, Batholomew Gilles, Doralynn Noland, Georgeanne Noland, Lizette Noland, Yale Noland, Clareta Noland, Carree Noland, Geoffrey Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Tuckie Vaclav, Walt Vaclav, Bard Vaclav, Bard Vaclav, Quentin Vaclav, Corbin Vaclav, Randi Vaclav, Jens Vaclav, Susann Vaclav, Jodie Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Cordelia Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Laure Vaclav, Ozzy Vaclav, Helena Vaclav, Fanni Vaclav, and Harold Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 39 years old. Woodie Vaclav was laid to rest in the Noland Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
348.   Woodie Vaclav's son Woodie Vaclav married Cathryn Aldis in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
349.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Saxe Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav.
350.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Moshe Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav.
351.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Merilyn Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav.
353.   Woodie Vaclav's son Jens Vaclav married Lizette Noland in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Lizette Noland is now named Lizette Vaclav.
354.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Duncan Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Jens Vaclav.
355.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Hannie Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Jens Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's daughter Helena Vaclav married Jared Vaclav in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
356.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Doralynn Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Jared Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav.
357.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Woodie Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Carree Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Jens Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Wilmar Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav.
359.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Fanni Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's son Woodie Vaclav married Susann Vaclav in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
360.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Tedmund Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav.
362.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Wang Vaclav, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Jens Vaclav.
364.   Woodie Vaclav's daughter Helena Vaclav married Johann Noland on the Elephantoid; they now share quarters aboard the Elephantoid. Helena Vaclav is now named Helena Noland.
366.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Wilmar Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Randi Vaclav.
367.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Judy Noland, was born in the town of Adak, Kahlotus; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Noland.
370.   Woodie Vaclav's daughter Helena Noland married Farley Vaclav in Adak, Kahlotus. Helena Noland is now named Helena Vaclav.
371.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Pierrette Vaclav, was born in the town of Adak, Kahlotus; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's daughter Randi Vaclav married Torrey Vaclav in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville.
372.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Royce Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Randi Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Ritch Vaclav, was born in the town of Adak, Kahlotus; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav.
373.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Gavra Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Randi Vaclav.
376.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Taryn Vaclav, was born in the town of Adak, Kahlotus; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav.
377.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Shep Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Randi Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Lacy Vaclav, was born in the town of Adak, Kahlotus; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's son Woodie Vaclav and Susann Vaclav divorced after 18 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
378.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Ignazio Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Randi Vaclav.
382.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Jodie Vaclav, was born in the town of Adak, Kahlotus; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav. Woodie Vaclav's son Woodie Vaclav married Felicity Noland in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. Felicity Noland is now named Felicity Vaclav.
383.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Giacomo Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav.
385.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Sandy Vaclav, was born in the town of Adak, Kahlotus; the child's mother is Woodie's daughter, Helena Vaclav.
386.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Clarance Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav.
389.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Staford Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav.
391.   Woodie Vaclav's grandchild, named Randi Vaclav, was born in the town of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville; the child's father is Woodie's son, Woodie Vaclav.