Narrative

282.   Sidney Merry Noland was born to Allys Noland and Iain Noland in the town of Parsons, on the island of Stantonville. He is named after his grandfather, Sidney Noland. 6 people came to meet Sidney Noland for the first time this year: Allys Noland, Sidney Noland, Stafford Noland, Iain Noland, Tarah Noland, and Edsel Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
283.   Sidney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sidney Noland's younger sister, Nancee Noland, was born in Parsons. Sidney Noland made 3 new friends this year: Allys Noland, Stafford Noland, and Barbara Noland.
284.   Sidney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sidney Noland's parents Iain Noland and Allys Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Iain Noland and Allys Noland decided that Allys will stay in their house, and Iain will move out.
285.   Sidney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
286.   Sidney has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
287.   Sidney Noland turned 5. Sidney Noland made 3 new friends this year: Concordia Noland, Iain Noland, and August Shumeet.
289.   Sidney Noland's younger sister, Hildagarde Noland, was born in Parsons. Sidney Noland met one new person this year, Ashley Gilles. Sidney Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ashley Gilles, Quinlan Gilles, Thomasina Gilles, and Tarah Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
290.   Sidney Noland's sister, Hildagarde Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Sidney Noland met one new person this year, Thomasina Gilles.
291.   Sidney Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Sidney Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. Sidney Noland's father Iain Noland married Allys Noland in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidney Noland's mother Allys Noland married Iain Noland in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidney Noland met two new people this year, Lelia Gilles and Edie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
292.   Sidney Noland is now 10 years old. Sidney Noland's parents Iain Noland and Allys Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Iain Noland and Allys Noland decided that Iain will stay in their house, and Allys will move out. Sidney Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Sidney Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. Sidney Noland met one new person this year, Selle Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sidney this year. The settlements of Parsons and Upton are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Parsons will absorb the other settlements.
293.   Sidney Noland met 3 new people this year: Almire Gilles, Kirbie Gilles, and Berta Aldis. Sidney Noland made 6 new friends this year: Berta Aldis, Suellen Gilles, Greer Gilles, Almire Gilles, Kirbie Gilles, and Debi Shumeet.
294.   Sidney Noland met one new person this year, Dalton Gilles.
295.   Sidney Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Sidney Noland moved into Gilles House in Parsons. Sidney Noland's mother Allys Noland married Quinlan Gilles in Parsons, Stantonville. Allys Noland is now named Allys Gilles. Sidney Noland's father Iain Noland married Concordia Noland in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidney Noland met one new person this year, Anetta Gilles.
297.   Sidney Noland is now 15 years old.
299.   Sidney Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Sidney Noland decided to leave Parsons; he will do so shortly. Sidney Noland moved out of Gilles House in Parsons. Sidney Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Stantonville at a brisk pace. Sidney Noland stopped in the woods just outside Parsons. Sidney Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Noland Lake, Stantonville, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Sidney Noland moved into Vaclav House in Noland Lake. Sidney Noland met 24 new people this year: Bard Vaclav, Percy Vaclav, Nevin Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Harold Vaclav, Jabez Noland, Gonzalo Noland, Matthus Noland, Fredi Noland, Quentin Vaclav, Torrin Vaclav, Kevin Vaclav, Cathleen Vaclav, Demetre Noland, Leela Vaclav, Veradis Vaclav, Dick Vaclav, Lettie Noland, Jabez Vaclav, Clareta Noland, Doralynn Vaclav, Neil Noland, Barbara Noland, and Jessamine Noland. Sidney Noland made 44 new friends this year: Jabez Noland, Rocky Noland, Gonzalo Noland, Jabez Noland, Fredi Noland, Fanni Noland, Lettie Noland, Demetre Noland, Jehu Noland, Mommy Noland, Matthus Noland, Dode Noland, Neil Noland, Barbara Noland, Percy Noland, Jonathon Noland, Corbin Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, Quentin Vaclav, Harold Vaclav, Nevin Vaclav, Veradis Vaclav, Shawn Vaclav, Dick Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Dell Vaclav, Dacia Vaclav, Torrin Vaclav, Cathleen Vaclav, Percy Vaclav, Leela Vaclav, Torrin Vaclav, Walt Vaclav, Walt Vaclav, Kevin Vaclav, Esau Vaclav, Fanni Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Tildi Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Silvain Vaclav, Maximilian Vaclav, and Elton Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
300.   Sidney Noland turned 18. Sidney Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Noland Lake, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Sidney Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Clyde Hill. Sidney Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Noland Lake. Sidney Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Sidney Noland moved into Vaclav House in Clyde Hill. Sidney Noland met 9 new people this year: Ephrem Aldis, Percy Noland, Leon Vaclav, Darian Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Ricky Vaclav, Ellette Aldis, Raimund Noland, and Tildy Vaclav. Sidney Noland made 23 new friends this year: Ellette Aldis, Isadore Aldis, Flor Aldis, Birdie Aldis, Kingsley Aldis, Codie Gilles, Edsel Noland, Raimund Noland, Adam Noland, Helga Noland, Blaire Noland, Percy Noland, Catlee Noland, Barbara Vaclav, Kylie Vaclav, Carolin Vaclav, Tildy Vaclav, Whittaker Vaclav, Windham Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, Rubi Vaclav, Verla Vaclav, and Ellette Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
301.   Sidney visited his aunt, Barbara Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sidney Noland met 4 new people this year: Tildy Vaclav, Marcos Vaclav, Michail Vaclav, and Sanson Vaclav. Sidney Noland made 11 new friends this year: Ephrem Aldis, Tan Noland, Sanson Vaclav, Marcos Vaclav, Darian Vaclav, Ricky Vaclav, Anna-Maria Vaclav, Brooks Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, Mattheus Vaclav, and Raimund Vaclav II. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
302.   Sidney Noland is now 20 years old. Sidney Noland married Birdie Aldis in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Birdie Aldis is now named Birdie Noland. Sidney Noland met two new people this year, Rayner Noland and Tammi Noland. Sidney Noland made 4 new friends this year: Tammi Noland, Jordan Vaclav, Michail Vaclav, and Tildy Vaclav.
303.   Birdie Noland gave birth to a boy named Ripley Sidney Noland, of whom Sidney Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
304.   Sidney Noland's son, Ripley Noland, died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
305.   Sidney Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Birdie Noland gave birth to a girl named Isadore Flor Noland, after Isadore Noland, of whom Sidney Noland is the father. Sidney visited his friend Jephthah Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidney Noland's daughter, Isadore Noland, died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sidney Noland moved to Noland Lake, 9 miles away from Clyde Hill. Sidney Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Clyde Hill. Sidney Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Noland Lake, Stantonville, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Sidney Noland moved into Aldis House in Noland Lake. Sidney Noland met 17 new people this year: Bengt Aldis, Laure Vaclav, Kathryne Aldis, Charissa Vaclav, Salvidor Noland, Dinny Vaclav, Alisha Aldis, Barbara Aldis, Kerry Noland, Standford Vaclav, Ranice Vaclav, Reid Noland, Shawn Vaclav, Vittoria Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Woodie Vaclav, and Blinnie Vaclav. Sidney visited with his friend Thomasina Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidney visited with his friend Lelia Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidney Noland made 20 new friends this year: La Aldis, Moses Aldis, Barbara Aldis, Alisha Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Vittoria Aldis, Bengt Aldis, Ephrem Gilles, Reid Noland, Salvidor Noland, Scot Noland, Clareta Noland, Standford Vaclav, Julienne Vaclav, Laure Vaclav, Hubert Vaclav, Woodie Vaclav, Dinny Vaclav, Ranice Vaclav, and Shawn Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidney this year.
306.   Birdie Noland gave birth to a boy named Iain Wittie Noland, after Iain Noland, of whom Sidney Noland is the father. Sidney visited his friend Jabez Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sidney Noland attempted to murder Corbin Vaclav, but failed and was himself killed. Sidney Noland was killed in Noland Lake, Stantonville by Corbin Vaclav, who was acting in self-defense; he was 24 years old. Sidney Noland was laid to rest in the Noland Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.