Narrative

269.   Stafford Edsel Noland was born to Allys Noland and Sidney Noland in the wilderness of the island of Stantonville. He is named after his father's cousin, Stafford Aldis. 10 people came to meet Stafford Noland for the first time this year: Allys Noland, Cathie Noland, Iain Noland, Barbara Vaclav, Cherin Vaclav, Sidney Noland, Marline Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Edsel Vaclav, and Matt Vaclav. Stafford Noland people came to meet Stafford Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
270.   Stafford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Adrianna Noland people came to meet Stafford Noland for the first time.
271.   Stafford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Stafford Noland's younger sister, Storm Noland, was born in Wilderness of Stantonville.
272.   Stafford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sidney Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Stafford Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. Stafford Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Stantonville. Barbara Noland, Britney Noland, Allys Noland, Iain Noland, Stafford Noland, Concordia Noland, Sidney Noland, Adrianna Noland, Storm Noland, Allys Noland, Stafford Noland, and Storm Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Stantonville called Parsons. Stafford Noland's sister, Storm Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
273.   Stafford has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Stafford Noland's younger sister, Tarah Noland, was born in Parsons. Stafford Noland's parents Sidney Noland and Allys Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Sidney Noland and Allys Noland decided that Sidney will stay in their house, and Allys will move out. Stafford Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Stafford Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons.
274.   Stafford Noland is now 5 years old. Stafford Noland's father, Sidney Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, after a freak accident; he was 32 years old.
275.   Stafford Noland made 4 new friends this year: Tarah Noland, Britney Noland, Fanni Vaclav, and Tildy Vaclav.
278.   Stafford Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Stafford Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. Stafford Noland's mother Allys Noland married Iain Noland in Parsons, Stantonville.
279.   Stafford Noland turned 10. Stafford Noland's younger half-brother, Edsel Noland, was born in Parsons. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
282.   Stafford Noland's younger half-brother, Sidney Noland, was born in Parsons. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
283.   Stafford Noland's younger half-sister, Nancee Noland, was born in Parsons. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
284.   Stafford Noland turned 15. Stafford Noland's parents Iain Noland and Allys Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 3 children together.
287.   Stafford Noland is now 18 years old.
288.   Stafford Noland married Adrianna Noland in Parsons, Stantonville.
289.   Stafford Noland turned 20. Stafford Noland's younger half-sister, Hildagarde Noland, was born in Parsons. Stafford Noland met 3 new people this year: Ashley Gilles, Thomasina Gilles, and Lelia Gilles. Stafford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lelia Gilles, Quinlan Gilles, and Thomasina Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
290.   Stafford Noland's half-sister, Hildagarde Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
291.   Stafford Noland's mother Allys Noland married Iain Noland in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Edie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
292.   Stafford Noland's parents Iain Noland and Allys Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Selle Gilles. The settlements of Parsons and Upton are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Parsons will absorb the other settlements.
293.   Stafford Noland met 4 new people this year: Berta Aldis, Almire Gilles, Greer Gilles, and Kirbie Gilles. Stafford Noland made 7 new friends this year: Berta Aldis, Suellen Gilles, Almire Gilles, Greer Gilles, Jephthah Gilles, Kirbie Gilles, and Debi Shumeet.
294.   Stafford Noland is now 25 years old. Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Dalton Gilles.
295.   Stafford Noland's mother Allys Noland married Quinlan Gilles in Parsons, Stantonville. Allys Noland is now named Allys Gilles. Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Anetta Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
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299.   Stafford Noland turned 30.
300.   Stafford visited his friend August Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time.
301.   Stafford visited his family member, Iain Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
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306.   Stafford Noland met 4 new people this year: Margi Vaclav, Wilmar Noland, Marline Vaclav, and Cass Vaclav. Stafford just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that his grandmother Marline Vaclav died of natural causes in Glennallen, Stantonville 25 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 37 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Salomon Vaclav.) Stafford just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that his grandfather Edsel Vaclav died of natural causes in Glennallen, Stantonville 29 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 37 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Salomon Vaclav.) Stafford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Wilmar Noland, Godfrey Shumeet, Margi Vaclav, Marline Vaclav, and Cass Vaclav.
307.   Stafford just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that his brother Sidney Noland was murdered in Noland Lake, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Lelia Gilles.) Stafford visited with his friend Lelia Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville.
308.   Stafford Noland had an affair with Barbara Gilles; she is now pregnant. Stafford Noland had an affair with Barbara Gilles; Stafford's wife, Adrianna Noland, did not find out. Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Wilmar Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
309.   Stafford Noland is now 40 years old. Barbara Gilles gave birth to a girl named Adelaide Roseann Gilles, of whom Stafford Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
310.   Stafford Noland's daughter, Adelaide Gilles, died in Parsons, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Jodie Noland.
311.   Stafford Noland met 4 new people this year: Davon Noland, Silvia Noland, Arie Noland, and Johann Noland. Stafford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Davon Noland, Greer Noland, Silvia Noland, Arie Noland, and Juliet Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
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313.   Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Terrence Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
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315.   In Noland House, their home, Stafford is attending to Adrianna Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Stafford Noland's wife, Adrianna Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 66 years old.
317.   Stafford Noland married Barbara Gilles in Parsons, Stantonville. Barbara Gilles is now named Barbara Noland.
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319.   Stafford Noland is now 50 years old.
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324.   The settlements of Parsons, Vaclav Town, Barkhamsted, and Montgomery are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Parsons will absorb the other settlements.
325.   Stafford Noland met 4 new people this year: Ranice Vaclav, Quentin Vaclav, Yale Noland, and Ephrem Aldis. Stafford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Ephrem Aldis, Yale Noland, Prescott Vaclav, Quentin Vaclav, and Ranice Vaclav.
326.   Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Lola Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
327.   Stafford Noland had an affair with Concordia Noland. Stafford Noland had an affair with Concordia Noland; Stafford's wife, Barbara Noland, did not find out.
328.   Stafford Noland met two new people this year, Silvia Aldis and Darian Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
329.   Stafford Noland turned 60. Stafford is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Adrianna Noland; they first met 59 years ago in the wilderness of Stantonville and last saw each other 14 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville.
330.   In Noland House, their home, Stafford is attending to Barbara Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Stafford Noland's wife, Barbara Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 72 years old. Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Oneida Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Stafford this year.
331.   Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Cathie Noland; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Tarah Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 39 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandmother, the late Marline Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 62 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Storm Noland; they haven't seen each other since 59 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own daughter, the late Adelaide Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Britney Noland; they first met 59 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Sidney Noland; they haven't seen each other since 33 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Stafford this year. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, Edsel Noland; they haven't seen each other since 33 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Doralynn Vaclav; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Matt Vaclav; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Hildagarde Noland; they haven't seen each other since 41 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, Suellen Vaclav; they last saw each other 35 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
332.   Stafford Noland met one new person this year, Tamma Noland. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Allys Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 34 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Sidney Noland; they haven't seen each other since 58 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Cherin Vaclav; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville.
333.   Silvia Noland asked Yale Noland for a divorce; Yale pleaded for them to stay together, but Silvia revealed that she and Stafford Noland are in love and insists on divorcing. Stafford Noland married Silvia Noland in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Barbara Vaclav; they last saw each other 64 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville.
334.   Stafford Noland and Silvia Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Silvia Noland and Stafford Noland decided that Stafford will stay in their house, and Silvia will move out. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Iain Noland; they haven't seen each other since 33 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandfather, the late Edsel Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 65 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. Stafford is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Nancee Noland; they haven't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
335.   Stafford Noland has fallen ill. Stafford is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Lola Aldis, Juliet Aldis, Silvia Aldis, Davon Noland, Darian Noland, Greer Noland, Tamma Noland, Reggie Noland, Terrence Noland, and Silvia Noland. Stafford Noland died in Parsons, Stantonville, of natural causes; he was 66 years old. Stafford Noland was laid to rest in the Parsons cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.