Narrative

275.   Adam Beaufort Noland was born to Blaire Noland and Quincey Noland in the town of Clyde Hill, on the island of Stantonville. 24 people came to meet Adam Noland for the first time this year: Reggis Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, Denice Noland, Charissa Noland, Kylie Aldis, Verla Noland, Gretna Shumeet, Tan Noland, Adam Noland, Flor Noland, Windham Vaclav, Whittaker Vaclav, Suellen Aldis, Sidney Noland, Tish Shumeet, Jodie Aldis, Charissa Shumeet, Kingsley Aldis, Blaire Noland, Maximilian Vaclav, Catlee Vaclav, Rubi Vaclav, Ellette Noland, and Quincey Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
276.   Adam is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Adam Noland made 5 new friends this year: Kingsley Aldis, Rayner Aldis, Flor Noland, Denice Noland, and Godfrey Shumeet.
277.   Adam is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
278.   Adam is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Adam Noland made 3 new friends this year: Glyn Gilles, Nelson Vaclav, and Catlee Vaclav.
279.   Adam has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Adam visited his grandfather, Sidney Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
280.   Adam Noland is now 5 years old. Adam Noland met 3 new people this year: Codie Gilles, Ephrem Gilles, and Silvia Gilles. Adam Noland made 4 new friends this year: Reggis Vaclav, Rubi Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, and Carly Vaclav.
281.   Adam Noland met two new people this year, Greer Gilles and Barbara Vaclav. Adam Noland made 3 new friends this year: Suellen Aldis, Raimund Vaclav II, and Barbara Vaclav.
282.   Adam Noland met one new person this year, Shawn Vaclav. Adam Noland made 6 new friends this year: Ephrem Gilles, Silvia Gilles, Verla Noland, Carolin Vaclav, Raimund Vaclav, and Windham Vaclav.
283.   Adam Noland made 3 new friends this year: Moses Aldis, Maximilian Vaclav, and Barbara Vaclav.
284.   Adam Noland met one new person this year, Humphrey Gilles.
285.   Adam Noland is now 10 years old.
286.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
287.   Adam visited his friend Raimund Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
288.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
289.   Adam Noland's parents Blaire Noland and Quincey Noland divorced after 35 years of marriage; they had 10 children together. Blaire Noland and Quincey Noland decided that Quincey will stay in their house, and Blaire will move out. Adam Noland moved out of Noland House in Clyde Hill. Adam Noland moved into Noland House in Clyde Hill. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
290.   Adam Noland is now 15 years old.
293.   Adam Noland is now 18 years old. Adam visited his friend Shawn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Adam caught up with an old acquaintance, Tildy Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Adam Noland made 4 new friends this year: Kathryne Aldis, Lanny Noland, Raimund Noland, and Helga Noland.
294.   Adam Noland's father, Quincey Noland, was murdered in Clyde Hill, Stantonville by Lanny Noland; he was 61 years old. Adam Noland's brother, Tan Noland, murdered Lanny Noland in an act of revenge. Adam Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ellette Aldis, Isadore Aldis, Vittoria Aldis, and Bengt Aldis.
295.   Adam Noland turned 20. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Adam this year.
296.   Adam Noland met one new person this year, Michail Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
297.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
298.   Adam visited his aunt, Charissa Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Adam just found out from Barbara Vaclav that his family member Tish Shumeet died in a freak accident in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Barbara had recently found this out from Codie Gilles.) Adam visited with his friend Codie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
299.   Adam Noland met one new person this year, Edsel Noland.
300.   Adam Noland is now 25 years old. Adam Noland met two new people this year, Ricky Vaclav and Sidney Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
301.   Adam Noland married Catlee Noland in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Adam visited his aunt, Barbara Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Adam Noland met one new person this year, Anna-Maria Vaclav. Adam just found out from Blaire Noland that his family member Jodie Aldis died in Baneberry, Stantonville 20 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Blaire had recently found this out from Marcos Vaclav.) Adam Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ricky Vaclav, Marcos Vaclav, and Tildy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
302.   Adam Noland met 3 new people this year: Gonzalo Noland, Rayner Noland, and Tammi Noland. Adam Noland made 5 new friends this year: Dode Noland, Gonzalo Noland, Rayner Noland, Jabez Noland, and Jordan Vaclav.
303.   Catlee Noland gave birth to a girl named Ilana Carly Noland, of whom Adam Noland is the father. Adam Noland's mother, Blaire Noland, died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, after a freak accident; she was 67 years old. Adam Noland's daughter, Ilana Noland, died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Adam Noland met one new person this year, Ripley Noland. Adam visited with his friend Godfrey Shumeet, who he hadn't seen since 27 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Adam caught up with an old acquaintance, Jephthah Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
304.   Catlee Noland gave birth to a boy named Jay Griff Noland, of whom Adam Noland is the father. Adam Noland's son, Jay Noland, died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
305.   Adam Noland turned 30. Catlee Noland gave birth to a girl named Barbara Felita Noland, after Barbara Vaclav, of whom Adam Noland is the father. Adam Noland met 3 new people this year: Wilmar Noland, Ashley Gilles, and Ingaberg Gilles. Adam just found out from Kylie Vaclav that his family member Gretna Noland died of disease in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Kylie had recently found this out from Sanson Vaclav.) Adam Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ashley Gilles, Ingaberg Gilles, and Wilmar Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
306.   Adam Noland met 5 new people this year: Alejandro Vaclav, Quinlan Gilles, Clareta Noland, Lettie Noland, and Salvidor Noland. Adam Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lettie Noland, Whittaker Noland, and Mattheus Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
307.   Adam Noland met two new people this year, Kippie Gilles and Demetre Noland. Adam Noland made 3 new friends this year: Barbara Noland, Demetre Noland, and Tildy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
308.   Catlee Noland gave birth to a boy named Damian Griff Noland, of whom Adam Noland is the father. Adam Noland met two new people this year, Alisha Aldis and Helmuth Aldis. Adam Noland made 5 new friends this year: La Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Kippie Gilles, Helaine Noland, and Salvidor Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Adam this year.
309.   Catlee Noland gave birth to a girl named Hayley Malanie Noland, after Hayley Gilles, of whom Adam Noland is the father. Adam Noland has fallen ill. Adam is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: La Aldis, Alisha Aldis, Moses Aldis, Vittoria Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Barbara Aldis, Kathryne Aldis, Ingaberg Gilles, Kippie Gilles, Codie Noland, Whittaker Noland, Barbara Noland, Gonzalo Noland, Salvidor Noland, Raimund Noland, Catlee Noland, Damian Noland, Helga Noland, Lettie Noland, Rayner Noland, Jabez Noland, Dode Noland, Clareta Noland, Helaine Noland, Tan Noland, Barbara Noland, Demetre Noland, Percy Noland, Beale Noland, Tan Noland, Hayley Noland, Reggis Vaclav, Sanson Vaclav, Darian Vaclav, Kylie Vaclav, Verla Vaclav, Carolin Vaclav, Raimund Vaclav II, Barbara Vaclav, Tildy Vaclav, Rodd Vaclav, Anna-Maria Vaclav, Nancee Vaclav, Whittaker Vaclav, Windham Vaclav, Walt Vaclav, Michail Vaclav, Rubi Vaclav, and Mattheus Vaclav. Adam Noland died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 34 years old. Adam Noland was laid to rest in the Clyde Hill cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
310.   Catlee Noland gave birth to a girl named Modesty Catlee Noland, of whom Adam Noland is the father.
321.   Adam Noland's daughter Barbara Noland married Leon Vaclav in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Barbara Noland is now named Barbara Vaclav.
322.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Nancee Vaclav, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Barbara Vaclav.
323.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Leon Vaclav, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Barbara Vaclav.
324.   Adam Noland's daughter Barbara Vaclav and Leon Vaclav divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Leon Vaclav and Barbara Vaclav decided that their child, Leon, will live with Barbara.
329.   Adam Noland's daughter Modesty Noland married Tan Noland in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
330.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Dell Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
331.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Adam Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
334.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Codie Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
337.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Dorie Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
341.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Dyanna Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
344.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Pavia Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
348.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Benji Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
351.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Tan Noland, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Noland.
359.   Adam Noland's daughter Modesty Noland and Tan Noland divorced after 30 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Modesty Noland and Tan Noland decided that their children, Dyanna and Pavia, will live with Modesty. Adam Noland's daughter Modesty Noland married Jordan Vaclav in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville.
362.   Adam Noland's grandchild, named Antonia Vaclav, was born in the town of Goodnews Bay, Stantonville; the child's mother is Adam's daughter, Modesty Vaclav.
367.   Adam Noland's granddaughter, Pavia Noland, murdered Raimund Vaclav in an act of revenge.
370.   Adam Noland's daughter Modesty Vaclav and Jordan Vaclav divorced after 11 years of marriage; they had one child together. Jordan Vaclav and Modesty Vaclav decided that their child, Antonia, will live with Modesty.