Narrative

256.   Britney Anny Noland was born to Ellette Noland and Jabez Noland in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. 25 people came to meet Britney Noland for the first time this year: Storm Noland, Barbara Vaclav, Adrianna Noland, Charissa Noland, Marline Vaclav, Jabez Noland, Concordia Noland, Sidney Noland, Rayner Aldis, Orazio Noland, Jonathon Noland, Starla Noland, Percy Noland, Ellette Noland, Sidney Noland, Iain Noland, Britney Noland, Jodie Aldis, Charissa Noland, Whittaker Noland, Blaire Noland, Ellette Noland, Dick Vaclav, Quincey Noland, and Nelson Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Britney this year.
257.   Britney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Britney Noland made 11 new friends this year: Sidney Noland, Whittaker Noland, Percy Noland, Charissa Noland, Jabez Noland, Jonathon Noland, August Shumeet, Walt Vaclav, Dick Vaclav, Cathie Vaclav, and Marline Vaclav.
258.   Britney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Britney Noland's younger sister, Barbara Noland, was born in Noland Lake.
259.   Britney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
260.   Britney has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
261.   Britney Noland is now 5 years old. Britney Noland met one new person this year, Wilmar Noland.
262.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Marcos Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Britney this year.
263.   Britney Noland met two new people this year, Eadith Noland and Wald Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Britney this year.
264.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Britney this year.
265.   Britney Noland's brother, Powell Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after a freak accident; he was 29 years old. Britney Noland met one new person this year, Carolyne Vaclav. Britney just found out from Dick Vaclav that her family member Griff Noland died of disease in the wilderness of Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Dick had recently found this out from Ellette Noland.)
266.   Britney Noland is now 10 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Britney this year.
267.   Britney Noland's parents Jabez Noland and Ellette Noland divorced after 37 years of marriage; they had 17 children together. Jabez Noland and Ellette Noland decided that Ellette will stay in their house, and Jabez will move out. Britney visited her father, Jabez Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Britney Noland's father, Jabez Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, of natural causes; he was 60 years old. Britney Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Noland Lake. Ellette Noland stopped in the wilderness 6 miles north of Noland Lake.
269.   Britney visited her mother, Ellette Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Britney Noland's mother, Ellette Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Stantonville of natural causes; she was 62 years old.
271.   Britney Noland is now 15 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year.
272.   Britney Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Britney Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. Barbara Noland, Britney Noland, Allys Noland, Iain Noland, Stafford Noland, Concordia Noland, Sidney Noland, Adrianna Noland, Storm Noland, Allys Noland, Stafford Noland, and Storm Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Stantonville called Parsons. Britney Noland met one new person this year, Stafford Noland.
273.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Tildy Vaclav. Britney just found out from Ashley Gilles that her family member Gretna Vaclav died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Ashley had recently found this out from Wilmar Noland.) Britney Noland made 3 new friends this year: Ashley Gilles, Sidney Noland, and Tildy Vaclav.
274.   Britney Noland turned 18. Britney Noland met one new person this year, Tarah Noland.
275.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
276.   Britney Noland turned 20.
277.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
279.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Edsel Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year.
281.   Britney Noland is now 25 years old.
282.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Sidney Noland.
283.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Nancee Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year.
284.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
286.   Britney Noland is now 30 years old.
287.   Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her niece Sheila-Kathryn Vaclav died of disease in Noland Lake, Stantonville 14 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from August Shumeet.) Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her family member Marianne Vaclav died of disease in Noland Lake, Stantonville 14 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from August Shumeet.) Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her family member Tynan Vaclav died of disease in Noland Lake, Stantonville 14 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from August Shumeet.) Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her family member Barbara Noland died of disease in Noland Lake, Stantonville 14 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from August Shumeet.) Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her family member Jonathon Noland died in Noland Lake, Stantonville 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from Dru Noland.) Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her uncle Sidney Noland died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from Starla Noland.) Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her niece Tiff Vaclav died of disease in Noland Lake, Stantonville 13 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from August Shumeet.) Britney visited with her family member August Shumeet, who she hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
288.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
289.   Britney Noland met 4 new people this year: Ashley Gilles, Thomasina Gilles, Lelia Gilles, and Thomasina Gilles. Britney visited with her family member Quinlan Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
290.   Britney Noland has made up her mind: she is going to leave Parsons, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
291.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Britney Noland met one new person this year, Edie Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year.
292.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year. The settlements of Parsons and Upton are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Parsons will absorb the other settlements.
293.   Britney Noland met 3 new people this year: Berta Aldis, Debi Shumeet, and Suellen Gilles. Britney just found out from Iain Noland that her family member Tildy Noland died of natural causes in the wilderness of Stantonville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Iain had recently found this out from Jephthah Gilles.) Britney just found out from Iain Noland that her brother Orazio Noland died in Noland Lake, Stantonville 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 27 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Iain had recently found this out from Jephthah Gilles.) Britney just found out from August Shumeet that her niece Aurie Noland died in a freak accident in Noland Lake, Stantonville 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 27 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (August had recently found this out from Jephthah Gilles.) Britney visited with her family member Jephthah Gilles, who she hadn't seen since 33 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney Noland made 4 new friends this year: Dalton Gilles, Jephthah Gilles, Quinlan Gilles, and Debi Shumeet.
294.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Almire Gilles.
295.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where she is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Britney Noland met one new person this year, Anetta Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Britney this year.
296.   Britney Noland turned 40.
297.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
300.   Britney visited her cousin, August Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
301.   Britney visited her cousin, Iain Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
304.   Britney Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
306.   Britney Noland turned 50. Britney Noland met 3 new people this year: Margi Vaclav, Cass Vaclav, and Wilmar Noland. Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her family member Barbara Vaclav died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 50 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Reggis Vaclav.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her family member Marline Vaclav died of natural causes in Glennallen, Stantonville 25 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 37 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Salomon Vaclav.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her niece Denice Aldis died of disease in Noland Lake, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Ingaberg Gilles.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her family member Jephthah Gilles died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Godfrey Shumeet.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her family member Rayner Aldis died of natural causes in Baneberry, Stantonville 24 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 50 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Reggis Vaclav.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her family member Blaire Noland died in a freak accident in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Reggis Vaclav.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her sister Charissa Noland died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Jephthah Gilles.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her family member Jodie Aldis died in Baneberry, Stantonville 25 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 50 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Reggis Vaclav.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her sister Starla Vaclav died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Godfrey Shumeet.) Britney just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that her brother Quincey Noland was murdered in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 12 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Jabez Noland.) Britney just found out from Margi Vaclav that her nephew Mikhail Vaclav died in a freak accident in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 40 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
307.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Marline Vaclav.
308.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Wilmar Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year.
309.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year.
311.   Britney Noland met 6 new people this year: Davon Noland, Juliet Noland, Greer Noland, Johann Noland, Blaire Vaclav, and Arie Noland.
313.   Britney Noland met one new person this year, Terrence Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Britney this year.
314.   Britney Noland had a sexual liaison with Edsel Noland. Britney is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Allys Gilles; they first met 58 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville and last saw each other 16 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville.
315.   Britney visited her sister, Adrianna Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Britney Noland's sister, Adrianna Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 66 years old.
316.   Britney Noland turned 60.
317.   Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Gretna Vaclav; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Fawna Noland; they last saw each other 60 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Tiff Vaclav; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Marianne Vaclav; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late August Shumeet; they last saw each other 17 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Maximilian Noland; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own father, the late Jabez Noland; they haven't seen each other since 50 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Irita Noland; they last saw each other 59 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Griff Noland; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Orazio Noland; they haven't seen each other since 51 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own mother, the late Ellette Noland; they haven't seen each other since 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Ellette Vaclav; they last saw each other 58 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Barbara Vaclav; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Flor Aldis; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Sidney Noland; they last saw each other 53 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Mikhail Vaclav; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Aurie Noland; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Sheila-Kathryn Vaclav; they last saw each other 51 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Iain Noland; they last saw each other 16 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Sidney Noland; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Godfrey Shumeet; they last saw each other 8 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
318.   Britney Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Britney Noland moved to Clyde Hill, 3 miles away from Parsons. Britney Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Britney Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Britney Noland moved into Noland House in Clyde Hill. Britney Noland met 36 new people this year: Reggis Vaclav, Alejandro Vaclav, Gerald Noland, Keith Noland, Jonathon Noland, Joann Noland, Verla Vaclav, Mattheus Vaclav, Raimund Noland, Barbara Vaclav, Rubi Noland, Virgie Vaclav, Modesty Noland, Emmi Vaclav, Adaline Vaclav, Kathryne Noland, Starla Noland, Catlee Vaclav, Demetre Noland, Helmuth Aldis, Brooks Vaclav, Anna-Maria Vaclav, Starla Noland, Sidonnie Noland, Whittaker Vaclav, Quincey Noland, Sky Noland, Michail Vaclav, Carolin Vaclav, Blaire Noland, Barbara Vaclav, Beale Noland, Milka Noland, Thacher Vaclav, Barbara Noland, and Nancey Noland. Britney just found out from Whittaker Noland that her family member Barbara Noland died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 52 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Whittaker had recently found this out from Whittaker Noland.) Britney just found out from Whittaker Noland that her niece Ellette Vaclav died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 55 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Whittaker had recently found this out from Jabez Vaclav.) Britney just found out from Reggis Vaclav that her nephew Tan Noland died of disease in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 55 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney just found out from La Aldis that her nephew Corbin Vaclav died in Noland Lake, Stantonville 10 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 52 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney visited with her nephew Walt Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 52 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Jephthah Gilles; they last saw each other 23 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Adelaide Gilles; they last saw each other 8 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Powell Noland; they haven't seen each other since 53 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Denice Aldis; they last saw each other 55 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Storm Noland; they last saw each other 57 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney Noland made 17 new friends this year: Alisha Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Milka Noland, Moses Noland, Starla Noland, Keith Noland, Demetre Noland, Beale Noland, Tan Noland, Modesty Noland, Starla Noland, Raimund Noland, Quincey Noland, Adaline Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, Michail Vaclav, and Catlee Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Britney this year. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, the late Selle Gilles; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Barbara Noland; they last saw each other 52 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Tildy Noland; they last saw each other 43 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Charissa Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 52 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Britney is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Jodie Aldis; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
319.   Britney Noland has fallen ill. Britney is on her deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Alisha Aldis, Starla Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Beale Noland, Demetre Noland, Milka Noland, Moses Noland, Keith Noland, Wilmar Noland, Tan Noland, Modesty Noland, Starla Noland, Whittaker Noland, Raimund Noland, Quincey Noland, Walt Vaclav, Michail Vaclav, Adaline Vaclav, Catlee Vaclav, Verla Vaclav, and Barbara Vaclav. Britney Noland died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 63 years old. Britney Noland was laid to rest in the Clyde Hill cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.