Narrative

316.   Sidonnie Sherilyn Noland was born to Starla Noland and Moses Noland in the town of Clyde Hill, on the island of Stantonville. 17 people came to meet Sidonnie Noland for the first time this year: Beale Noland, Gerald Noland, Helaine Noland, Modesty Noland, Moses Noland, Catlee Vaclav, Virgie Vaclav, Sidonnie Noland, Tan Noland, Starla Noland, Verla Vaclav, Windham Vaclav, Trina Noland, Carolin Vaclav, Starla Noland, Thacher Vaclav, and Windham Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
317.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sidonnie Noland's younger sister, Nancey Noland, was born in Clyde Hill. Sidonnie Noland made 6 new friends this year: Helaine Noland, Dode Noland, Beale Noland, Raimund Noland, Barbara Vaclav, and Catlee Vaclav.
318.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sidonnie Noland made 4 new friends this year: Modesty Noland, Milka Noland, Wilmar Noland, and Jonathon Noland.
319.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sidonnie Noland's younger sister, Meta Noland, was born in Clyde Hill. Sidonnie Noland made 9 new friends this year: Moses Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Carolin Aldis, Barbara Noland, Percy Noland, Vittoria Noland, Tammi Noland, Kathryne Noland, and Reggis Vaclav.
320.   Sidonnie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
321.   Sidonnie Noland is now 5 years old. Sidonnie Noland met 5 new people this year: Blaire Noland, Rayner Noland, Brooks Vaclav, Gerry Vaclav, and Joann Noland.
322.   Sidonnie Noland's younger brother, Stillmann Noland, was born in Clyde Hill. Sidonnie Noland made 7 new friends this year: Rayner Noland, Margi Vaclav, Brooks Vaclav, Gerry Vaclav, Emmi Vaclav, Thacher Vaclav, and Virgie Vaclav.
323.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Blinnie Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 12 new friends this year: Alisha Aldis, La Noland, Rayner Noland, Tan Noland, Meta Noland, Darian Vaclav, Tiffani Vaclav, Sidney Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Verla Vaclav, Blinnie Vaclav, and Adaline Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
324.   Sidonnie visited her friend Barbara Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Sidonnie Noland met two new people this year, Haley Vaclav and Eleanor Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 4 new friends this year: Jedediah Noland, Whittaker Noland, Blinnie Vaclav, and Walt Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
325.   Sidonnie Noland met 3 new people this year: Fanni Noland, Ellette Aldis, and Robinet Noland. Sidonnie Noland made 5 new friends this year: Starla Noland, Fanni Noland, Martin Noland, Marline Vaclav, and Alejandro Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
326.   Sidonnie Noland is now 10 years old. Sidonnie Noland met two new people this year, Ellette Vaclav and Tan Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 5 new friends this year: Ephrem Gilles, Sky Noland, Nancey Noland, Haley Vaclav, and Whittaker Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
327.   Sidonnie Noland met 4 new people this year: Cass Vaclav, Darian Vaclav, Chadd Vaclav, and Jordan Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 4 new friends this year: Ellette Aldis, Gerald Noland, Hubert Vaclav, and Cass Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
328.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Charissa Noland. Sidonnie visited with her friend Dode Noland, who she hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Greer Noland, Stillmann Noland, and Jordan Vaclav.
329.   Sidonnie Noland met 3 new people this year: Carita Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, and Barbara Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 5 new friends this year: Prescott Vaclav, Darian Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, Ranice Vaclav, and Carita Vaclav.
330.   Sidonnie Noland's younger brother, Moses Noland, was born in Clyde Hill. Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Prescott Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Robinet Noland, Charissa Noland, and Chadd Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
331.   Sidonnie Noland turned 15. Sidonnie Noland's younger half-sister, La Noland, was born in the town of Clyde Hill, on the island of Stantonville. Sidonnie visited her friend Ranice Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sidonnie visited her friend Jedediah Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Orazio Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 5 new friends this year: Trina Noland, Ellette Vaclav, Doralynn Vaclav, Orazio Vaclav, and Jabez Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
332.   Moses Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Moses Noland moved to neighboring Tuscaloosa, a mile away from Clyde Hill. Moses Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville, on which a house could be built. Sidonnie Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Clyde Hill. Sidonnie Noland moved into Noland House in Tuscaloosa. Sidonnie Noland moved out of Noland House in Clyde Hill. Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Clemence Vaclav. Sidonnie caught up with an old acquaintance, Michail Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie visited with her friend Wilmar Noland, who she hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie visited with her friend Tammi Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
333.   Sidonnie Noland moved into Noland House in Tuscaloosa.
334.   Sidonnie Noland turned 18.
336.   Sidonnie Noland is now 20 years old.
337.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Carly Vaclav.
338.   Sidonnie Noland's younger sister, Xena Noland, was born in Tuscaloosa. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
339.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
340.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
341.   Sidonnie Noland turned 25.
342.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Amalie Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 4 new friends this year: Moses Noland, Xena Noland, Charissa Vaclav, and Amalie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
343.   Kevin Vaclav is trying to gather up a group of people in Tuscaloosa for an expedition on the Elephantoid, which Kevin Vaclav has agreed to lead. Sidonnie Noland hesitantly accepted an invitation from Kevin Vaclav to leave Tuscaloosa on the Elephantoid. Sidonnie Noland moved out of Noland House in Tuscaloosa. Sidonnie Noland boarded the Elephantoid from the port of Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. Kevin Vaclav has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Elephantoid, under command of Capt. Kevin Vaclav, has left the harbor at Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. The Elephantoid is heading W at half-speed.
344.   The Elephantoid is heading W at quarter-speed.
345.   The Elephantoid is heading W at half-speed.
346.   Sidonnie Noland turned 30. The Elephantoid is heading NE at full-speed.
347.   The Elephantoid is heading E at quarter-speed. The crew of the Elephantoid have spotted land. The Elephantoid is approaching the island of Stantonville. Elephantoid is now docked at Parsons, on Stantonville. Sidonnie Noland found an uninhabited house in Parsons, Stantonville, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Sidonnie Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. Sidonnie Noland met 8 new people this year: Lola Aldis, Dru Noland, Tamma Noland, Denice Vaclav, Lukas Vaclav, Johann Noland, Silvia Noland, and Carolin Vaclav. Sidonnie just found out from Silvia Vaclav that her grandfather Gerald Noland died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Silvia had recently found this out from Leon Vaclav.) Sidonnie just found out from Silvia Vaclav that her uncle Ephrem Gilles died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Silvia had recently found this out from Bard Vaclav.) Sidonnie just found out from Silvia Vaclav that her family member Starla Aldis died of disease in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 24 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 27 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Silvia had recently found this out from Ephrem Gilles.) Sidonnie just found out from Silvia Vaclav that her family member Greer Vaclav died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Silvia had recently found this out from Bard Vaclav.) Sidonnie just found out from Quincey Noland that her family member Mariya Aldis died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 25 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Quincey had recently found this out from Humphrey Gilles.) Sidonnie visited with her family member Helaine Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie visited with her friend Tiffani Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie visited with her friend Quincey Noland, who she hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie Noland made 13 new friends this year: Lola Aldis, Juliet Aldis, Johann Noland, Davon Noland, Tamma Noland, Greer Noland, Silvia Noland, Quincey Noland, Reggie Noland, Bard Vaclav, Denice Vaclav, Silvia Vaclav, and Cordelia Vaclav.
348.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Anton Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Silvia Noland, Dru Noland, and Lukas Vaclav.
349.   Sidonnie Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
352.   Sidonnie Noland is thinking about leaving Parsons, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
353.   Sidonnie Noland met two new people this year, Valli Noland and Dane Noland. Sidonnie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Valli Noland, Glennie Noland, and Starla Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
354.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Carmel Noland.
356.   Sidonnie Noland turned 40. Sidonnie visited with her friend Charissa Noland, who she hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie just found out from Charissa Noland that her family member Anna-Maria Vaclav died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Charissa had recently found this out from Humphrey Gilles.) Sidonnie just found out from Charissa Noland that her sister Meta Noland died of disease in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 8 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. (Charissa had recently found this out from Jabez Vaclav.)
358.   Sidonnie Noland met two new people this year, Cathleen Vaclav and Isadore Noland.
360.   Sidonnie Noland met 7 new people this year: Silvia Noland, Jared Vaclav, Helmuth Vaclav, Tedmund Vaclav, Helena Vaclav, Adele Noland, and Thornton Vaclav. Sidonnie just found out from Reggie Noland that one of her oldest friends, Wilmar Noland, died of natural causes in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 10 years ago. Wilmar and Sidonnie first met 43 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. (Reggie had recently found this out from Jared Vaclav.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
361.   Sidonnie visited her cousin, Juliet Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sidonnie Noland met 4 new people this year: Mureil Vaclav, Jared Vaclav, Johann Noland, and Rocky Noland. Sidonnie visited with her friend Prescott Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 32 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
362.   Sidonnie Noland met two new people this year, Templeton Vaclav and Nicolle Vaclav. Sidonnie just found out from Prescott Vaclav that her family member Silvia Vaclav died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Prescott had recently found this out from Templeton Vaclav.)
363.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Jephthah Vaclav.
364.   Johann Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Parsons for an expedition on the Elephantoid, which Johann Noland has agreed to lead. Sidonnie Noland declined an invitation from Johann Noland to leave Parsons on the Elephantoid, due to considerations of Johann Noland's inexperience as a ship captain.
366.   Sidonnie Noland turned 50. Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Tiffani Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
367.   Sidonnie Noland met two new people this year, Kinna Noland and Orazio Vaclav. Sidonnie visited with her friend Silvia Noland, who she hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidonnie just found out from Silvia Noland that her brother Stillmann Noland died of disease in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. Sidonnie just found out from Silvia Noland that her family member Reid Noland died of natural causes in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year. Sidonnie is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, Tiffani Aldis; they first met 49 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville and last saw each other 20 years ago in Parsons, Stantonville.
368.   Sidonnie Noland met 3 new people this year: Dode Noland, Pavia Noland, and Martin Noland.
369.   Sidonnie visited with her friend Alejandro Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 43 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
370.   Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Shurlock Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
371.   Sidonnie Noland's mother Starla Noland married Quincey Noland in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. The settlements of Parsons and Ruby are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Parsons will absorb the other settlements.
372.   Sidonnie Noland met two new people this year, Tiffani Aldis and Dick Noland.
373.   Sidonnie just found out from Tammi Vaclav that her family member Reggie Noland died of disease in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Tammi had recently found this out from Doralynn Vaclav.) Sidonnie visited with her friend Tammi Vaclav, who she hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville.
376.   Sidonnie Noland is now 60 years old. Sidonnie visited her friend Tiffani Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sidonnie is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, the late Wilmar Noland; they first met 59 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville and last saw each other 34 years ago in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville.
377.   Sidonnie Noland met 4 new people this year: Jack Vaclav, Sheila-Kathryn Noland, Martie Noland, and Kathryne Vaclav. Sidonnie just found out from Tammi Vaclav that one of her oldest friends, Quincey Noland, died of natural causes in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 1 years ago. Quincey and Sidonnie first met 56 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 29 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Tammi had recently found this out from Martie Noland.) Sidonnie just found out from Jack Vaclav that her mother Starla Noland died of natural causes in Noland Lake, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. (Jack had recently found this out from Brooks Vaclav.) Sidonnie just found out from Sheila-Kathryn Noland that one of her oldest friends, Alejandro Vaclav, died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 4 years ago. Alejandro and Sidonnie first met 61 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Sheila-Kathryn had recently found this out from Charissa Vaclav.) Sidonnie just found out from Kathryne Vaclav that her family member Trina Vaclav died of natural causes in Lexington, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 46 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Kathryne had recently found this out from Kathryne Vaclav.) Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Juliet Aldis; they last saw each other 16 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Anna-Maria Vaclav; they last saw each other 46 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own nephew, the late Bartholomeo Noland; they last saw each other 37 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. Sidonnie Noland made 3 new friends this year: Martie Noland, Sheila-Kathryn Noland, and Kathryne Vaclav. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Mariya Aldis; they last saw each other 56 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own sister, the late Meta Noland; they haven't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own father, the late Moses Noland; they haven't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville.
378.   Sidonnie is starting to pick up Centrevillean. Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sidonnie Noland met 6 new people this year: Merlin Vaclav, Tore Noland, Bartolomei Vaclav, Flor Vaclav, Malinda Vaclav, and Barbara Vaclav. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own niece, Felicity Noland; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Beale Noland; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own grandfather, the late Gerald Noland; they haven't seen each other since 47 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Starla Aldis; they last saw each other 58 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Greer Vaclav; they last saw each other 47 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. Sidonnie Noland made 5 new friends this year: Hebert Vaclav, Flor Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, Bartolomei Vaclav, and Jack Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Reggie Noland; they last saw each other 14 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
379.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own brother, the late Stillmann Noland; they haven't seen each other since 37 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Helaine Aldis; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Tamma Aldis; they last saw each other 16 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, the late Reid Noland; they last saw each other 37 years ago in in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville.
380.   Sidonnie is starting to pick up Monedusus. Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sidonnie Noland's brother, Moses Noland, murdered Federico Vaclav in an act of revenge. Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Amalie Vaclav. Sidonnie is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, Prescott Vaclav; they first met 51 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 18 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own family member, Greer Vaclav; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
381.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sidonnie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers her own uncle, the late Ephrem Gilles; they last saw each other 54 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
382.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sidonnie is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of her oldest friends, Alejandro Vaclav; they first met 66 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville, but hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
383.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sidonnie Noland met one new person this year, Bartolomei Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sidonnie this year.
384.   Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Sidonnie is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Sidonnie Noland has fallen ill. Sidonnie is on her deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Jonathon Noland, Mureil Noland, Jephthah Vaclav, Shurlock Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, Templeton Vaclav, Bartolomei Vaclav, Flor Vaclav, Amalie Vaclav, Tiffani Vaclav, Carolin Vaclav, Merlin Vaclav, Tammi Vaclav, and Jared Vaclav. Sidonnie Noland died in Parsons, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 68 years old. Sidonnie Noland was laid to rest in the Parsons cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.