Narrative

360.   Johann Worth Noland was born to Lola Noland and Johann Noland in the town of Parsons, on the island of Stantonville. He is named after his father, Johann Noland. 14 people came to meet Johann Noland for the first time this year: Dru Noland, Silvia Noland, Silvia Noland, Adele Noland, Lola Noland, Juliet Aldis, Johann Noland, Reggie Noland, Carmel Noland, Isadore Noland, Rocky Noland, Davon Noland, Flem Aldis, and Johann Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Johann this year.
361.   Johann is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Johann visited his grandmother, Juliet Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Johann Noland made 3 new friends this year: Sidonnie Noland, Carolin Vaclav, and Cathleen Vaclav.
362.   Johann is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Johann Noland made 4 new friends this year: Denice Vaclav, Cordelia Vaclav, Barthel Vaclav, and Anton Vaclav.
363.   Johann is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
364.   Johann has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Johann Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Parsons for an expedition on the Elephantoid, which Johann Noland has agreed to lead. Lola Noland is not willing to go on the journey; Johann is fervent about going, however, and has decided that he will board the ship and leave his family behind. Lola Noland agreed to go on the journey; their children Johann Noland, Adele Noland, and Isadore Noland will also come along. Johann Noland's parents Johann Noland and Lola Noland divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Johann Noland and Lola Noland decided that Lola will stay in their house, and Johann will move out. Johann Noland moved out of Gilles House in Parsons. Johann Noland boarded the Elephantoid from the port of Parsons, Stantonville. The group about to board the Elephantoid has decided that, rather than Johann Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Anton Vaclav's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Johann Noland may disagree. The Elephantoid, under command of Capt. Anton Vaclav, has left the harbor at Parsons, Stantonville. The Elephantoid is heading S at quarter-speed. Johann Noland's younger brother, Haskel Noland, was born in Elephantoid. Johann Noland's father Johann Noland married Helena Vaclav on the Elephantoid; they now share quarters aboard the Elephantoid. As an act of mutiny, Johann Noland is going to attempt to murder Capt. Anton Vaclav, whose decision-making aboard the Elephantoid has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Johann Noland attempted to murder Capt. Anton Vaclav as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Johann Noland and his two conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt, Nicolle Vaclav and Barthel Vaclav. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Anton Vaclav ordered the hanging of 26-year-old Johann Noland at sea aboard the Elephantoid as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Johann tried to murder Anton. Johann Noland's father, Johann Noland, was hanged aboard the Elephantoid as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Anton Vaclav; he was 26 years old. Capt. Anton Vaclav ordered the hanging of 38-year-old Nicolle Vaclav at sea aboard the Elephantoid as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Nicolle tried to murder Anton. This was his second victim. Capt. Anton Vaclav ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Barthel Vaclav at sea aboard the Elephantoid as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Barthel tried to murder Anton. This was his third victim.
365.   Johann Noland is now 5 years old. The Elephantoid is heading S at full-speed. Johann Noland's brother, Haskel Noland, died at sea aboard the Elephantoid from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Johann Noland met one new person this year, Mariann Vaclav.
366.   The Elephantoid is heading E at quarter-speed. Johann Noland met one new person this year, Zola Vaclav.
367.   The Elephantoid is heading E at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Elephantoid have spotted land. The Elephantoid is approaching the island of Kahlotus. Elephantoid is now docked at Adak, on Kahlotus. Lola Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Adak, Kahlotus, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Johann Noland moved into Zollie House in Adak. Johann Noland moved out of Zollie House in Elephantoid. Johann Noland moved out of Zollie House in Adak. Johann Noland met 22 new people this year: Ivett Quinn, Pierrette Vaclav, Locke Quinn, Dirk Vaclav, Haywood Zollie, Hussein Vaclav, Ernest Quinn, Roger Vaclav, Wojciech Vaclav, Aleks Zollie, Celestine Aldis, Inge Quinn, Missy Vaclav, Jacob Quinn, Gustavo Quinn, Cher Quinn, Ron Vaclav, Locke Quinn, Barbra Zollie, Faustina Quinn, Roarke Quinn, and Bennie Quinn. Johann Noland made 32 new friends this year: Gerry Aldis, Celestine Aldis, Elnora Quinn, Kenyon Quinn, Angy Quinn, Inge Quinn, Rosette Quinn, Ernest Quinn, Marylynne Quinn, Issi Quinn, Salvidor Quinn, Jacob Quinn, Rasia Quinn, Tull Quinn, Friedrick Quinn, Faustina Quinn, Roarke Quinn, Tamma Vaclav, Iggy Vaclav, Dirk Vaclav, Hussein Vaclav, Laina Vaclav, Wojciech Vaclav, Elnora Vaclav, Dorrie Vaclav, Missy Vaclav, Joli Vaclav, Mariann Vaclav, Fidelia Vaclav, Locke Vaclav, Haywood Zollie, and Barbra Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
368.   Johann Noland met 8 new people this year: Beaufort Vaclav, Yehudit Quinn, Waldemar Vaclav, Liora Quinn, Lurline Vaclav, Jacquie Vaclav, Gerrard Quinn, and Sasha Vaclav. Johann Noland made 12 new friends this year: Sammy Quinn, Torey Quinn, Locke Quinn, Bennie Quinn, Cher Quinn, Beaufort Vaclav, Waldemar Vaclav, Baillie Vaclav, Zola Vaclav, Jacquie Vaclav, Sasha Vaclav, and Sasha Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
369.   Johann visited his friend Sasha Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Johann Noland met 4 new people this year: Sammy Quinn, Elfreda Vaclav, Sullivan Zollie, and Em Quinn. Johann Noland made 11 new friends this year: Adele Noland, Locke Quinn, Dominick Quinn, Liora Quinn, Gustavo Quinn, Ron Vaclav, Farley Vaclav, Elnora Vaclav, Roger Vaclav, Mischa Vaclav, and Aleks Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
370.   Johann Noland turned 10. Johann visited his friend Jacob Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Johann Noland met one new person this year, Mavis Vaclav. Johann Noland made 9 new friends this year: Marquita Noland, Isadore Noland, Sammy Quinn, Samuella Quinn, Iago Quinn, Gerrard Quinn, Addie Quinn, Lurline Vaclav, and Haywood Zollie.
371.   Johann visited his friend Tull Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Lola Noland moved to Pinckard, 8 miles away from Adak. Lola Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Pinckard, Kahlotus, on which a house could be built. Johann Noland moved out of Zollie House in Adak. Johann Noland moved into Noland House in Pinckard. Johann Noland moved out of Noland House in Adak. Johann Noland met 5 new people this year: Janice Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Con Aldis, Ambur Aldis, and Jean Vaclav. Johann Noland made 5 new friends this year: Conroy Quinn, Elnora Vaclav, Forest Vaclav, Beverly Vaclav, and Eugene Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
372.   Johann Noland met two new people this year, Kirsten Quinn and Kerrill Aldis. Johann Noland made 6 new friends this year: Kerrill Aldis, Conroy Aldis, Kirsten Quinn, Jean Vaclav, Janice Vaclav, and Jaclyn Vaclav.
373.   Johann Noland moved out of Noland House in Pinckard. Johann Noland moved into Vaclav House in Pinckard. Johann Noland's mother Lola Noland married Jean Vaclav in Pinckard, Kahlotus. Lola Noland is now named Lola Vaclav. Johann Noland met 3 new people this year: Stanley Aldis, Nolana Quinn, and Stanley Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
375.   Johann Noland turned 15.
376.   Johann Noland's younger half-sister, Bee Vaclav, was born in Pinckard. Johann Noland met one new person this year, Swen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Johann this year.
377.   Johann Noland's younger half-sister, Adrienne Vaclav, was born in Pinckard. Johann Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Pinckard, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Johann Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Clam Gulch. Johann Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Pinckard. Johann Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Clam Gulch, Kahlotus, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Johann Noland moved into Vaclav House in Clam Gulch. Johann Noland met 16 new people this year: Haywood Vaclav, Pierrette Quinn, Rustin Vaclav, Theo Quinn, Diamond Quinn, Yovonnda Quinn, Andrzej Vaclav, Laina Vaclav, Elnora Quinn, Olle Vaclav, Haywood Aldis, Gert Vaclav, Elnora Vaclav, Locke Quinn, Sparky Quinn, and Edwin Quinn. Johann Noland made 13 new friends this year: Haywood Aldis, Theo Quinn, Yovonnda Quinn, Knox Quinn, Mikael Quinn, Locke Quinn, Rustin Vaclav, Derick Vaclav, Haywood Vaclav, Miguel Vaclav, Joey Vaclav, Elnora Vaclav, and Lurline Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
378.   Johann Noland is now 18 years old. Johann Noland is thinking about leaving Clam Gulch, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Johann Noland was murdered in Clam Gulch, Kahlotus by Edwin Quinn; he was 18 years old. Johann Noland was laid to rest in the Clam Gulch cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
379.   Johann Noland's parents Lola Vaclav and Jean Vaclav divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.