Narrative

279.   Edsel Mateo Noland was born to Allys Noland and Iain Noland in the town of Parsons, on the island of Stantonville. He is named after his grandfather, Edsel Vaclav. 5 people came to meet Edsel Noland for the first time this year: Allys Noland, Iain Noland, Tarah Noland, Stafford Noland, and Edsel Noland. Barbara Noland people came to meet Edsel Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Edsel this year.
280.   Edsel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
281.   Edsel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Edsel Noland made 3 new friends this year: Allys Noland, Iain Noland, and Tarah Noland.
282.   Edsel is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Edsel Noland's younger brother, Sidney Noland, was born in Parsons.
283.   Edsel has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Edsel Noland's younger sister, Nancee Noland, was born in Parsons.
284.   Edsel Noland is now 5 years old. Edsel Noland's parents Iain Noland and Allys Noland divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Iain Noland and Allys Noland decided that Allys will stay in their house, and Iain will move out.
289.   Edsel Noland is now 10 years old. Edsel Noland's younger sister, Hildagarde Noland, was born in Parsons. Edsel Noland met 4 new people this year: Lelia Gilles, Ashley Gilles, Thomasina Gilles, and Quinlan Gilles. Edsel Noland made 3 new friends this year: Lelia Gilles, Thomasina Gilles, and Ashley Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Edsel this year.
290.   Edsel Noland's sister, Hildagarde Noland, died in Parsons, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
291.   Edsel Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Edsel Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. Edsel Noland's father Iain Noland married Allys Noland in Parsons, Stantonville. Edsel Noland's mother Allys Noland married Iain Noland in Parsons, Stantonville.
292.   Edsel Noland's parents Iain Noland and Allys Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Iain Noland and Allys Noland decided that Iain will stay in their house, and Allys will move out. Edsel Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Edsel Noland moved into Noland House in Parsons. The settlements of Parsons and Upton are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Parsons will absorb the other settlements.
293.   Edsel Noland met 4 new people this year: Berta Aldis, Almire Gilles, Greer Gilles, and Kirbie Gilles. Edsel Noland made 7 new friends this year: Berta Aldis, Suellen Gilles, Almire Gilles, Greer Gilles, Jephthah Gilles, Kirbie Gilles, and Debi Shumeet.
294.   Edsel Noland is now 15 years old. Edsel Noland met one new person this year, Dalton Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Edsel this year.
295.   Edsel Noland moved out of Noland House in Parsons. Edsel Noland moved into Gilles House in Parsons. Edsel Noland's mother Allys Noland married Quinlan Gilles in Parsons, Stantonville. Allys Noland is now named Allys Gilles. Edsel Noland's father Iain Noland married Concordia Noland in Parsons, Stantonville.
296.   Edsel Noland met one new person this year, Anetta Gilles.
297.   Edsel Noland turned 18.
299.   Edsel Noland is now 20 years old. Quinlan Gilles stopped in the woods just outside Parsons. Edsel Noland moved out of Gilles House in Parsons.
303.   Quinlan Gilles is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Edsel Noland moved into Gilles House in Crooked Creek. Edsel Noland moved out of Gilles House in Wilderness of Stantonville. Allys Gilles, Nancee Noland, Quinlan Gilles, Edsel Noland, Edsel Noland, and Allys Gilles, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Stantonville called Crooked Creek.
304.   Edsel Noland turned 25.
309.   Edsel Noland is now 30 years old.
310.   Edsel Noland is thinking about leaving Crooked Creek, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Edsel Noland met one new person this year, Godfrey Shumeet. Edsel just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that his father Iain Noland died of natural causes in Parsons, Stantonville 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Barbara Gilles.) Edsel just found out from Godfrey Shumeet that his brother Sidney Noland was murdered in Noland Lake, Stantonville 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Godfrey had recently found this out from Lelia Vaclav.)
311.   In Gilles House, their home, Edsel is attending to Allys Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Edsel Noland's mother, Allys Gilles, died in Crooked Creek, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 64 years old.
314.   Britney Noland had a sexual liaison with Edsel Noland.
319.   Edsel Noland turned 40.
320.   Edsel Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Crooked Creek, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
325.   Edsel Noland is thinking about leaving Crooked Creek, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
326.   Edsel Noland is thinking about leaving Crooked Creek, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
329.   Edsel Noland turned 50.
338.   Edsel just found out from Cass Vaclav that his family member Suellen Vaclav died of natural causes in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. (Cass had found this out from Milka Noland in 332.)
339.   Edsel Noland turned 60.
340.   Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Allys Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 29 years ago in in Crooked Creek, Stantonville. Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Hildagarde Noland; they haven't seen each other since 50 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Sidney Noland; they haven't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
341.   Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Iain Noland; they haven't seen each other since 43 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
349.   Edsel Noland is now 70 years old.
350.   Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Nancee Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Crooked Creek, Stantonville.
351.   Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Stafford Noland; they haven't seen each other since 53 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville. Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Tarah Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 59 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
354.   Edsel is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Suellen Vaclav; they last saw each other 58 years ago in in Parsons, Stantonville.
359.   Edsel Noland turned 80. Edsel Noland has fallen ill. Edsel is on his deathbed, but has received no visitors. Edsel Noland died in Crooked Creek, Stantonville, of natural causes; he was 80 years old. Since Edsel Noland was the only person in Crooked Creek, he was not buried or given a gravestone.