Narrative

246.   Jonathon Arron Noland was born to Storm Noland and Rayner Aldis in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. He is named after his father's great-grandfather, Jonathon Myke. 22 people came to meet Jonathon Noland for the first time this year: Storm Noland, Barbara Noland, Charissa Noland, Merry Vaclav, Jabez Noland, Starla Noland, Iain Noland, Rayner Aldis, Jabez Noland, Jonathon Noland, Starla Noland, Ellette Noland, Sidney Noland, Walt Vaclav, Powell Noland, Sidney Noland, Charissa Noland, Blaire Noland, Percy Noland, Dru Noland, Quincey Noland, and Jodie Noland. Jonathon Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Marvin Vaclav and Amalie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
247.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Noland made 11 new friends this year: Ashley Gilles, Storm Noland, Starla Noland, Powell Noland, Jodie Noland, Dru Noland, Barbara Noland, Starla Noland, Amalie Vaclav, Dick Vaclav, and Walt Vaclav.
248.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jephthah Gilles, Jabez Noland, and Jabez Noland.
249.   Jonathon is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon Noland made 4 new friends this year: Sidney Noland, Blaire Noland, Charissa Noland, and Jabez Noland.
250.   Jonathon has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Jonathon visited his friend Jabez Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
251.   Jonathon Noland is now 5 years old. Jonathon Noland's younger half-sister, May Noland, was born in Noland Lake.
252.   Jonathon Noland's half-sister, May Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Mommy Vaclav and Kerry Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 9 new friends this year: Ellette Noland, Concordia Noland, Whittaker Noland, Adrianna Noland, Orazio Noland, Charissa Noland, Quincey Noland, Hubert Vaclav, and Marvin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
253.   Jonathon Noland's father Rayner Aldis married Jodie Noland in Noland Lake, Stantonville. In Vaclav House, their home, Jonathon is attending to Merry Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Iain Noland, Sidney Noland, and Kerry Vaclav.
254.   Jonathon Noland's younger half-sister, Kylie Aldis, was born in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. Jonathon Noland met 3 new people this year: Allys Vaclav, Cherin Vaclav, and Fianna Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 10 new friends this year: Rayner Aldis, Allys Vaclav, Laure Vaclav, Cherin Vaclav, Cathie Vaclav, Marline Vaclav, Edsel Vaclav, Nelson Vaclav, Marline Vaclav, and Edsel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
255.   Jonathon Noland's younger half-sister, Valli Aldis, was born in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. Jonathon Noland's half-sister, Valli Aldis, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Jeraldine Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
256.   Jonathon Noland turned 10. Jonathon Noland's younger half-brother, Griff Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Jonathon Noland's younger half-sister, Suellen Aldis, was born in the town of Noland Lake, on the island of Stantonville. Jonathon visited his friend Amalie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
257.   Jonathon Noland's younger half-sister, Fawna Noland, was born in Noland Lake. Jonathon Noland's half-sister, Fawna Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
258.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
259.   Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Jabez Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
260.   Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Wilmar Noland and Mort Vaclav.
261.   Jonathon Noland turned 15. Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Fanni Vaclav and Walt Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 4 new friends this year: Flor Noland, Denice Noland, Wilmar Noland, and Fanni Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
262.   Jonathon Noland's parents Sidney Noland and Storm Noland divorced after 30 years of marriage; they had 10 children together. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Sheila-Kathryn Vaclav.
263.   Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Wald Vaclav and Eadith Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
264.   Jonathon Noland turned 18. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Corbin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
265.   Jonathon Noland met 3 new people this year: Tiff Vaclav, Marianne Vaclav, and Barbara Vaclav. Jonathon just found out from Ellette Noland that his brother Griff Noland died of disease in the wilderness of Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Ellette had recently found this out from Quinlan Gilles.) Jonathon Noland made 8 new friends this year: Quinlan Gilles, Tynan Vaclav, Wald Vaclav, Carolyne Vaclav, Tiff Vaclav, Gretna Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, and Marianne Vaclav.
266.   Jonathon Noland turned 20. Jonathon Noland met two new people this year, Barbara Vaclav and Mikhail Vaclav. Jonathon visited with his friend Ashley Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
267.   Jonathon visited his friend Jabez Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time.
268.   Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Tildi Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Julienne Noland, Stillmann Vaclav, and Tildi Vaclav.
269.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
270.   Jonathon Noland had a sexual liaison with Kerry Vaclav. Jonathon Noland married Kerry Vaclav in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Kerry Vaclav is now named Kerry Noland. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Torrin Vaclav.
271.   Jonathon Noland turned 25. Kerry Noland gave birth to a girl named Dode Amalie Noland, of whom Jonathon Noland is the father. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Shawn Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
272.   Kerry Noland gave birth to a boy named Jonathon Osbourne Noland; he is named for his father Jonathon Arron Noland. Jonathon visited his friend Gretna Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon visited with his friend Jephthah Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
273.   Kerry Noland gave birth to a girl named Lanny Theada Noland, after Lanny Noland, of whom Jonathon Noland is the father. In Vaclav House, their home, Jonathon is attending to Barbara Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon visited his friend Fianna Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon visited his friend Sheila-Kathryn Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon visited his friend Marianne Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon visited his friend Tynan Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
274.   Kerry Noland gave birth to a boy named Rocky Rayner Noland, of whom Jonathon Noland is the father. In Vaclav House, their home, Jonathon is attending to Laure Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon visited his friend Joscelin Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. In Vaclav House, their home, Jonathon is attending to Kerry Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jonathon Noland's wife, Kerry Noland, died in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 25 years old. Jonathon visited his friend Mort Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon visited his friend Tiff Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Dell Vaclav. Jonathon Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jabez Noland, Rocky Noland, and Dell Vaclav.
275.   Jonathon Noland met one new person this year, Hubert Vaclav. Jonathon visited with his niece Ellette Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Noland Lake, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jonathon this year.
276.   Jonathon Noland is now 30 years old. Jonathon just found out from Tildy Gilles that his family member Ellette Noland died of natural causes in the wilderness of Stantonville 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Noland Lake, Stantonville. (Tildy had recently found this out from Barbara Noland.)
277.   Jonathon Noland took his own life in Noland Lake, Stantonville; he was 31 years old. Jonathon Noland was laid to rest in the Noland Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
294.   Jonathon Noland's daughter, Lanny Noland, murdered 61-year-old Quincey Noland in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
295.   Jonathon Noland's daughter Dode Noland married Jabez Noland in Noland Lake, Stantonville.
296.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Gonzalo Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Jonathon's daughter, Dode Noland.
299.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Emmit Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Jonathon's daughter, Dode Noland.
300.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Rayner Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Jonathon's daughter, Dode Noland.
301.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Tammi Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's mother is Jonathon's daughter, Dode Noland.
302.   Jonathon Noland's son Rocky Noland married Greer Gilles in Noland Lake, Stantonville. Greer Gilles is now named Greer Noland.
303.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Hazel Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland. Jonathon Noland's son, Jonathon Noland, killed 26-year-old Salomon Vaclav in self-defense in Noland Lake, Stantonville, after the latter tried to murder him.
304.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Reid Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland.
305.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Kerry Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland.
310.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Jonathon Noland, was born in the town of Clyde Hill, Stantonville; the child's mother is Jonathon's daughter, Dode Noland. Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Jeraldine Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland.
311.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Batholomew Gilles, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland. Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Carree Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland.
314.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Rayner Noland, was born in the town of Clyde Hill, Stantonville; the child's mother is Jonathon's daughter, Dode Noland.
315.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Reggie Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland.
316.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Greer Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland.
317.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Dru Noland, was born in the town of Noland Lake, Stantonville; the child's father is Jonathon's son, Rocky Noland.
318.   Jonathon Noland's half-brother, Kingsley Aldis, murdered Percy Vaclav in an act of revenge.
324.   Jonathon Noland's grandchild, named Charissa Noland, was born in the wilderness of Stantonville; the child's mother is Jonathon's daughter, Dode Noland.