Narrative

283.   Alford Boris Noland was born to Athena Noland and Allyn Zollie in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. He is named after his mother's cousin, Alford Gilles. 52 people came to meet Alford Noland for the first time this year: Lonny Zollie, Gianna Gilles, Ernest Zollie, Dru Noland, Alina Gilles, Correna Zollie, Shea Gilles, Candie Gilles, Hynda Zollie, Spense Zollie, Shea Gilles, Shea Zollie, Osgood Gilles, Pepita Zollie, Odysseus Zollie, Winifred Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Gideon Zollie, Libby Zollie, Marena Zollie, Fitzgerald Noland, Dru Zollie, Parry Zollie, Deborah Zollie, Julieta Zollie, Vernor Zollie, Alford Noland, Niki Zollie, Cristen Zollie, Tracey Gilles, Pooh Zollie, Pepita Noland, Pris Gilles, Allyn Zollie, Karlie Noland, Allyn Zollie, Yance Noland, Shamus Zollie, Vance Noland, Shea Gilles, Moises Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Athena Noland, Michael Zollie, Dennie Zollie, Alejandro Noland, Pooh Zollie, Spense Zollie, Ernest Gilles, Roch Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, and Ambrosi Gilles. Alford visited his uncle, Shea Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his cousin, Pooh Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his cousin, Michael Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his uncle, Odysseus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. 3 people came to meet Alford Noland for the first time this year: Shea Gilles, Lev Gilles, and Maxim Gilles. Alford Noland made 6 new friends this year: Ernest Gilles, Shea Gilles, Verine Noland, Marko Zollie, Parry Zollie, and Deborah Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
284.   Alford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alford Noland's father Allyn Zollie married Aubrie Noland in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Hortense Gilles people came to meet Alford Noland for the first time. Alford Noland made 30 new friends this year: Powell Gilles, Candie Gilles, Shea Gilles, Beverlee Gilles, Pris Gilles, Shea Gilles, Shea Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Nils Gilles, Ambrosi Gilles, Hesther Noland, Randie Noland, Aristotle Noland, Alejandro Noland, Aloysius Noland, Torrey Noland, Osgood Noland, Phineas Noland, Kristina Noland, Fonzie Zollie, Correna Zollie, Julieta Zollie, Niki Zollie, Gabbey Zollie, Capt. Emile Zollie, Winifred Zollie, Allyn Zollie, Dennie Zollie, Spense Zollie, and Stern Zollie.
285.   Alford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alford Noland's younger half-sister, Torie Noland, was born in Zanesville. Alford Noland's parents Fitzgerald Noland and Athena Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had one child together. Alford Noland moved out of Gilles House in Zanesville. Alford Noland moved into Gilles House in Zanesville. Alford Noland's mother Athena Noland married Vernor Zollie in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Athena Noland is now named Athena Zollie. Gusti Gilles people came to meet Alford Noland for the first time. Alford Noland made 10 new friends this year: Alina Gilles, Maxim Gilles, Page Noland, Damian Noland, Allyn Noland, Nevins Noland, Skelly Zollie, Elbert Zollie, Vernor Zollie, and Lonny Zollie.
286.   Alford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alford Noland's younger half-sister, Rebecka Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Alford Noland made 11 new friends this year: Gusti Gilles, Jehanna Gilles, Lisandra Noland, Gabriele Noland, Erin Noland, Husein Noland, Ernest Zollie, Gianna Zollie, Cristen Zollie, Libby Zollie, and Emile Zollie.
287.   Alford has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alford Noland made 12 new friends this year: Roch Gilles, Lotte Gilles, Tracey Gilles, Hortense Gilles, Darlene Noland, Saxe Noland, Max Noland, Kay Noland, Willmott Zollie, Paddy Zollie, Evy Zollie, and Gideon Zollie.
288.   Alford Noland turned 5. Alford Noland's younger half-sister, Pepita Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Alford visited his friend Lisandra Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford Noland's half-sister, Pepita Zollie, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alford Noland met 6 new people this year: Bird Noland, Bessy Gilles, Cal Zollie, Alina Zollie, Clarita Gilles, and Else Zollie. Alford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Brant Gilles, Karlie Noland, Vance Noland, Bealle Noland, and Kaycee Zollie.
289.   Alford Noland met 4 new people this year: Ashish Noland, Katey Gilles, Regina Noland, and Randolf Zollie. Alford Noland made 6 new friends this year: Hayden Gilles, Renel Noland, Meriel Noland, Onida Noland, Elbert Zollie, and Hynda Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
290.   Alford Noland's younger half-sister, Gusti Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Alford Noland's parents Allyn Zollie and Aubrie Zollie divorced after 6 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Alford Noland's father Allyn Zollie married Aubrie Zollie in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford Noland met two new people this year, Jimmy Gilles and Renel Noland. Alford Noland made 11 new friends this year: Jimmy Gilles, Orren Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Taber Gilles, Ann Noland, Corliss Noland, Smitty Noland, Aubrie Zollie, Marena Zollie, Pooh Zollie, and Yance Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
291.   Alford visited his friend Roch Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Alejandro Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Noland's half-sister, Gusti Zollie, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Alford Noland met two new people this year, Harald Noland and Bennet Noland. Alford Noland made 10 new friends this year: Katey Gilles, Paulie Gilles, Torie Noland, Regina Noland, Renel Noland, Clarita Noland, Else Zollie, Alina Zollie, Cal Zollie, and Randolf Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
292.   Alford visited his uncle, Dru Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford Noland met one new person this year, Jerri Noland. Alford Noland made 4 new friends this year: Bessy Gilles, Clarita Gilles, Pepita Noland, and Ashish Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
293.   Alford Noland turned 10. Alford Noland's younger half-brother, Benji Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Alford visited his friend Kay Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Noland met two new people this year, Shamus Zollie and Stace Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
294.   Alford Noland's younger half-brother, Marcus Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Alford Noland met two new people this year, Lorelei Zollie and Ange Zollie. Alford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jimmy Gilles, Sherline Gilles, and Lorelei Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
295.   Alford Noland met 4 new people this year: Shamus Zollie, Allyn Noland, Portia Noland, and Christiane Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
296.   Alford Noland met 4 new people this year: Katey Noland, Gilberta Noland, Haley Gilles, and Arturo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
297.   Alford Noland's younger half-sister, Shane Zollie, was born in Zanesville. Alford visited his friend Kaycee Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Allyn Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Noland's half-sister, Shane Zollie, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alford Noland met 5 new people this year: Brigitta Gilles, Cleopatra Noland, Estele Gilles, Myrah Zollie, and Julieta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
298.   Alford Noland turned 15. Alford visited his friend Onida Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Noland met 3 new people this year: Hogan Zollie, Garry Gilles, and Bucky Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
299.   Alford Noland met 3 new people this year: Clareta Gilles, Hazel Gilles, and Dolorita Gilles. Alford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Haley Gilles, Linn Noland, and Julieta Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
300.   Alford Noland met two new people this year, Meagan Noland and Dannie Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
301.   Alford Noland turned 18. Alford Noland's half-brother, Vernor Zollie, took his own life in Zanesville, Ridgeville; he was 36 years old. Alford Noland moved to Cambridge, 8 miles away from Zanesville. Alford Noland moved out of Gilles House in Zanesville. Alford Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Cambridge, Ridgeville, on which a house could be built. Alford Noland moved into Noland House in Cambridge. Alford Noland met 4 new people this year: Wanda Zollie, Leesa Zollie, Ailene Zollie, and Vernor Zollie. Alford visited with his friend Paddy Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford visited with his friend Ambrosi Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
303.   Alford Noland turned 20.
304.   Alford just found out from Cristen Zollie that his father Allyn Zollie died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Cristen had recently found this out from Stern Zollie.) Alford just found out from Cal Zollie that his nephew Dionysus Zollie died in Zanesville, Ridgeville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
305.   Alford Noland's mother Athena Zollie married Elbert Zollie in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Cristen Zollie had an affair with Alford Noland; she is now pregnant. Cristen Zollie had an affair with Alford Noland; Cristen's husband, Stern Zollie, found out and is now contemplating divorce.
306.   Cristen Zollie gave birth to a girl named Appolonia Ange Zollie, of whom Alford Noland is the father. Alford Noland's daughter, Appolonia Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alford Noland decided to leave Cambridge; he will do so shortly. Alford Noland moved out of Noland House in Cambridge. Alford Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Ridgeville at a fast pace. Alford Noland stopped in the wilderness 13 miles west of Cambridge. Alford Noland met one new person this year, Dru Noland. Alford caught up with an old acquaintance, Lev Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford reunited with his brother Gideon Zollie, who he hasn't seen since 16 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford visited with his friend Meriel Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford visited with his family member Lonny Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
307.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, Boris Gilles.
308.   Alford Noland turned 25. Alford Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Alford Noland moved into Noland House in Chilmark. Meriel Gilles, Bealle Noland, Boris Gilles, Alford Noland, Lev Gilles, Meriel Gilles, and Boris Gilles, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Ridgeville called Chilmark. Alford Noland met one new person this year, Shea Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year. In lieu of expansion, the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville, has reclaimed parts of some residents' land holdings to allow for open plots on which new residents may build their homes.
309.   Alford Noland's parents Athena Zollie and Elbert Zollie divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Alford Noland met 3 new people this year: Roderich Gilles, Normie Gilles, and Herb Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
310.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, Joannes Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
311.   Alford just found out from Lev Gilles that his mother Athena Zollie died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 11 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Lev had recently found this out from Bealle Noland.) Alford visited with his family member Linn Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford visited with his friend Ashish Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
312.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, Hewet Noland. Alford visited with his family member Godard Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
313.   Alford Noland turned 30. Max Gilles had a sexual liaison with Alford Noland. Alford Noland met one new person this year, Abigale Gilles. Due to its lack of open plots on which new residents might build their homes, the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville, has claimed an area of open adjacent land that it will expand onto.
314.   Max Gilles gave birth to a boy named Hamish Urban Gilles, of whom Alford Noland is the father. Max Noland had an affair with Alford Noland; she is now pregnant. Max Noland had an affair with Alford Noland; Max's husband, Bealle Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Alford Noland met two new people this year, Bethena Noland and Pooh Noland. Alford visited with his friend Lorelei Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford caught up with an old acquaintance, Harald Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
315.   Max Noland gave birth to a boy named Bealle Montgomery Noland, after Bealle Noland, of whom Alford Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
316.   Alford Noland's son, Bealle Noland, died in Chilmark, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Alford Noland met one new person this year, Susana Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
318.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, Matthias Gilles.
319.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, Verine Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
320.   Alford Noland met two new people this year, Ajai Zollie and Pepita Zollie. Alford just found out from Powell Gilles that his family member Deborah Noland died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Powell had recently found this out from Pepita Zollie.) Alford visited with his family member Marena Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford visited with his friend Skelly Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Joannes Gilles, Pepita Zollie, and Ajai Zollie.
321.   Alford visited with his friend Ernest Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Abigale Gilles, Susana Gilles, and Ernest Zollie.
322.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, See Gilles.
323.   Alford Noland turned 40. Alford Noland met two new people this year, Martainn Noland and Gerri Vaclav. Alford just found out from Powell Gilles that his family member Candie Noland died of natural causes in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 23 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Powell had recently found this out from Benji Zollie.) Alford just found out from Powell Gilles that one of his oldest friends, Skelly Zollie, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. Skelly and Alford first met 40 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville, but hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Chilmark, Ridgeville. (Powell had recently found this out from Benji Zollie.) Alford just found out from Powell Gilles that one of his oldest friends, Ashish Noland, was murdered in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. Ashish and Alford first met 34 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville, but hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Chilmark, Ridgeville. (Powell had recently found this out from Benji Zollie.) Alford just found out from Lev Gilles that his family member Ajai Zollie died of disease in Zanesville, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 3 years ago in in Chilmark, Ridgeville. (Lev had recently found this out from Powell Gilles.) Alford reunited with his brother Benji Zollie, who he hasn't seen since 23 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford visited with his friend Jenni Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford caught up with an old acquaintance, Bird Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford caught up with an old acquaintance, Abdel Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford Noland made 3 new friends this year: Pooh Noland, Rubetta Noland, and Jenni Zollie.
324.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, Riki Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
325.   Alford Noland met one new person this year, Phineas Zollie.
326.   Alford Noland met 3 new people this year: Flem Shumeet, Dewey Noland, and Roch Noland. Alford just found out from Powell Gilles that his family member Godard Noland was murdered in Cambridge, Ridgeville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Chilmark, Ridgeville. (Powell had recently found this out from Hesther Noland.) Alford just found out from Powell Gilles that one of his oldest friends, Stern Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville 1 years ago. Stern and Alford first met 42 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville, but hadn't seen each other since 21 years ago in in Cambridge, Ridgeville. (Powell had recently found this out from Hesther Noland.) Alford visited with his friend Hesther Noland, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford visited with his friend Vance Noland, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Alford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Verine Gilles, Onida Noland, Meridith Shumeet, Abdel Zollie, and Somerset Zollie.
327.   Alford Noland met 6 new people this year: Wallas Gilles, Vance Noland, Beowulf Gilles, Gus Gilles, Moreen Gilles, and Petronella Gilles. Alford Noland made 5 new friends this year: Beowulf Gilles, Petronella Gilles, Gus Gilles, Laverna Gilles, and Moreen Gilles.
328.   Alford visited his friend Ernest Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 32 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Alford Noland has fallen ill. Alford is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Joannes Gilles, Powell Gilles, Verine Gilles, Matthias Gilles, Susana Gilles, Hamish Gilles, Boris Gilles, Meriel Gilles, Gus Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, Abigale Gilles, Moreen Gilles, Laverna Gilles, Lev Gilles, Roderich Gilles, Petronella Gilles, Hesther Noland, Rubetta Noland, Herb Noland, Bealle Noland, Max Noland, Onida Noland, Vance Noland, Jenni Zollie, Phineas Zollie, Cal Zollie, Donald Zollie, and Abdel Zollie. Alford Noland died in Chilmark, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 45 years old. Alford Noland was laid to rest in the Chilmark cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
330.   Alford Noland's half-brother, Benji Zollie, murdered 32-year-old Gerri Vaclav in Zanesville, Ridgeville.
336.   Alford Noland's son Hamish Gilles married Susana Gilles in Chilmark, Ridgeville.
337.   Alford Noland's grandchild, named Marylee Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's father is Alford's son, Hamish Gilles.
338.   Alford Noland's grandchild, named Guillaume Gilles, was born in the town of Chilmark, Ridgeville; the child's father is Alford's son, Hamish Gilles.
339.   Alford Noland's grandchild, named Verine Gilles, was born in the town of Cambridge, Ridgeville; the child's father is Alford's son, Hamish Gilles.
340.   Alford Noland's son Hamish Gilles and Susana Gilles divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Hamish Gilles and Susana Gilles decided that their children, Marylee and Verine, will live with Susana.
342.   Alford Noland's grandchild, named Roch Gilles, was born in the town of Cambridge, Ridgeville; the child's father is Alford's son, Hamish Gilles.
348.   Alford Noland's son Hamish Gilles married Pris Noland on the Preventative; they now share quarters aboard the Preventative, along with child Ange Noland.
349.   Alford Noland's son, Hamish Gilles, murdered Vasily Gilles in an act of revenge.
350.   Alford Noland's grandchild, named Virginia Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Alford's son, Hamish Gilles. Alford Noland's son Hamish Gilles and Pris Gilles divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Pris Gilles and Hamish Gilles decided that their child, Virginia, will live with Pris. Alford Noland's son Hamish Gilles married Pris Gilles in Douglas, White Pine.
351.   Alford Noland's grandchild, named Nixie Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Alford's son, Hamish Gilles.
352.   Alford Noland's grandchild, named Marten Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, White Pine; the child's father is Alford's son, Hamish Gilles.