Openness to experience: very open (takes after Vance Noland) Conscientiousness: unconscientious (takes after Vance Noland) Extroversion: very extroverted (takes after Vance Noland) Agreeableness: disagreeable (takes after Vance Noland) Neuroticism: neurotic (takes after Vance Noland)
324. Dewey Smitty Noland was born to Hesther Noland and Vance Noland in the town of Zanesville, on the island of Ridgeville. He is named after his mother's uncle, Dewey Gilles. 23 people came to meet Dewey Noland for the first time this year: Hesther Noland, Clarita Gilles, Manny Gilles, Cybelle Gilles, Somerset Zollie, Phineas Zollie, Winifred Zollie, Dewey Noland, Kristina Noland, Meagan Noland, Ivor Noland, Renel Noland, Reggis Gilles, Roch Gilles, Gretal Gilles, Terri-Jo Gilles, Vance Noland, Torrey Noland, Vance Noland, Oswald Noland, Fitzgerald Noland, Onida Noland, and Jimmy Gilles. 3 people came to meet Dewey Noland for the first time this year: Dov Zollie, Partha Gilles, and Mireielle Noland. Dewey Noland made 10 new friends this year: Maya Gilles, Gretal Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Hesther Noland, Robb Noland, Ivor Noland, Darlene Zollie, Correna Zollie, Yance Zollie, and Marena Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 325. Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Noland made 36 new friends this year: Emile Gilles, Garry Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Cybelle Gilles, Sherline Gilles, Manny Gilles, Aldo Gilles, Shea Gilles, Oswald Noland, Kristina Noland, Meagan Noland, Pooh Noland, Allyn Noland, Trudy Noland, Pris Noland, Travis Noland, Meridith Shumeet, Gerri Vaclav, Willmott Zollie, Heidi Zollie, Spense Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Somerset Zollie, Winifred Zollie, Pooh Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Cleopatra Zollie, Fonzie Zollie, Parry Zollie, Bessy Zollie, Dennie Zollie, Constantine Zollie, Eran Zollie, Dov Zollie, Spense Zollie, and Dionis Zollie. 326. Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vance Noland moved to Chilmark, 4 miles away from Zanesville. Vance Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Chilmark, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Dewey Noland moved out of Noland House in Zanesville. Dewey Noland moved into Gilles House in Chilmark. Dewey Noland moved out of Gilles House in Zanesville. Dewey Noland made 12 new friends this year: Abigale Gilles, Hamish Gilles, Boris Gilles, Matthias Gilles, Roderich Gilles, Susana Gilles, Onida Noland, Max Noland, Flem Shumeet, Ernest Zollie, Jenni Zollie, and Phineas Zollie. 327. Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Noland moved into Gilles House in Chilmark. Dewey Noland made 8 new friends this year: Powell Gilles, Laverna Gilles, Meriel Gilles, Gus Gilles, Herb Noland, Rubetta Noland, Cal Zollie, and Bird Zollie. 328. Dewey has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Dewey visited his friend Ernest Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey visited his friend Boris Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey visited his friend Max Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey visited his friend Gus Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey visited his friend Laverna Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. 329. Dewey Noland turned 5. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Leora Gilles, Donald Zollie, and Annora Zollie. Dewey Noland made 4 new friends this year: Wallas Gilles, Nickolas Gilles, Joannes Noland, and Portia Zollie. 330. Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Max Noland and Roch Noland. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, and Abdel Zollie. 331. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Mikel Gilles, Elisabet Gilles, and Alina Gilles. Dewey Noland made 6 new friends this year: Alina Gilles, Elisabet Gilles, Mikel Gilles, Leora Gilles, Max Noland, and Alina Zollie. 332. Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Idell Noland and Baird Shumeet. Dewey Noland made 4 new friends this year: Lev Gilles, Vance Noland, Bethena Noland, and Baird Shumeet. There is talk of the settlements of Danvers and Chilmark consolidating.
333. Dewey visited his friend Powell Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Chilmark, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Dewey Noland made 4 new friends this year: Allyn Gilles, Roch Noland, Donald Zollie, and Annora Zollie. The settlements of Chilmark and Danvers are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Chilmark will absorb the other settlements. 334. Dewey Noland is now 10 years old. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Nancie Zollie, Capt. Rinaldo Zollie, and Spense Zollie. Dewey Noland made 3 new friends this year: Capt. Rinaldo Zollie, Demetria Zollie, and Clifton Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 335. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Cicely Zollie, Correna Zollie, and Nealy Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 336. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Woodrow Melvin, Randolf Melvin, and Abbey Gilles. Dewey reunited with his brother Reggis Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey Noland made 7 new friends this year: Verine Gilles, Reggis Gilles, Randolf Melvin, Ephrayim Melvin, Erin Noland, Cicely Zollie, and Spense Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 337. Vance Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Vance Noland moved to Zanesville, 4 miles away from Chilmark. Vance Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Zanesville, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Dewey Noland moved out of Gilles House in Chilmark. Dewey Noland moved into Gilles House in Zanesville. Dewey Noland met 9 new people this year: Merrili Zollie, Devan Zollie, Yance Zollie, Saundra Gilles, Spense Zollie, Osgood Gilles, Manny Gilles, Lindsay Zollie, and Reggis Gilles. Dewey visited with his friend Eran Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his family member Manny Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey caught up with an old acquaintance, Babette Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey caught up with an old acquaintance, Reggis Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Saundra Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his family member Cybelle Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey caught up with an old acquaintance, Osgood Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his niece Terri-Jo Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Pooh Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Alejandro Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Spense Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Cleopatra Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Dov Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Darlene Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his niece Ortensia Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his nephew Jimmy Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Marena Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Trisha Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Yance Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Trudy Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his family member Kristina Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Mireielle Noland, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey Noland made 12 new friends this year: Ortensia Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Alejandro Gilles, Trisha Noland, Martainn Noland, Mireielle Noland, Merrili Zollie, Kane Zollie, Arturo Zollie, Devan Zollie, Brodie Zollie, and Nat Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 338. Dewey visited his aunt, Kristina Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey visited his mother, Hesther Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dewey Noland's mother, Hesther Noland, died in Zanesville, Ridgeville, of natural causes; she was 62 years old. Dewey Noland moved into Gilles House in Zanesville. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Ruben Zollie. Dewey just found out from Marena Noland that his uncle Torrey Noland died of natural causes in Savoy, Ridgeville 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Zanesville, Ridgeville. (Marena had recently found this out from Pooh Zollie.) Dewey caught up with an old acquaintance, Andrus Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey Noland made 4 new friends this year: Terri-Jo Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Reggis Zollie, and Dianne Zollie. 339. Dewey Noland is now 15 years old. Dewey Noland met 3 new people this year: Clarita Zollie, Julieta Gilles, and Austin Zollie. Dewey visited with his friend Willmott Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his family member Meagan Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Linet Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey visited with his friend Dionis Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville. Dewey Noland made 6 new friends this year: Renel Gilles, Babette Gilles, Yance Zollie, Spense Zollie, Linet Zollie, and Pepita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 340. Dewey visited his friend Osgood Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Zanesville, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Dewey Noland met 9 new people this year: Wenona Guillermo, Ginevra Guillermo, Ed Guillermo, Noach Zollie, Capt. Maddy Guillermo, Chandra Zollie, Tod Zollie, Christos Guillermo, and Boris Zollie. Dewey Noland made 14 new friends this year: Andrus Gilles, Rebecka Gilles, Jimmy Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Ginevra Guillermo, Capt. Maddy Guillermo, Lindsay Zollie, Austin Zollie, Katey Zollie, Noach Zollie, Mackenzie Zollie, Tod Zollie, Ailene Zollie, and Chandra Zollie. 341. Dewey Noland met one new person this year, Onida Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 342. Dewey Noland is now 18 years old. Dewey Noland met two new people this year, Darlene Gilles and Hamlet Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year. 343. Dewey Noland's father, Vance Noland, was murdered in Zanesville, Ridgeville by Nat Gilles; he was 62 years old. Dewey Noland attempted to murder Nat Gilles as revenge for the latter's murder of Vance Noland, but failed. The blood feud is not resolved, however. Dewey Noland was killed in Zanesville, Ridgeville by Nat Gilles, who was acting in self-defense; he was 19 years old. Dewey Noland was laid to rest in the Zanesville cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.