Narrative

270.   Goober Rodger Gilles was born to Annecorinne Gilles and Leo Quinn in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 16 people came to meet Goober Gilles for the first time this year: Margie Gilles, Austen Noland, Nevins Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Annecorinne Gilles, Jamie Zollie, Leo Quinn, Goober Gilles, Candie Zollie, Ric Zollie, Vernor Zollie, Robena Zollie, Aylmer Gilles, Hugh Zollie, Milka Gilles, and Portia Zollie. Goober Gilles's younger half-brother, Carleigh Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober Gilles's half-brother, Carleigh Quinn, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Goober Gilles was met for the first time by two people this year, Christoph Zollie and Elyse Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Goober this year.
271.   Goober is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Erin Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober visited his great-grandfather, Hugh Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Bealle Gilles people came to meet Goober Gilles for the first time. Goober Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Shea Gilles, Margie Gilles, Tate Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Austen Noland, Clarita Noland, Van Zollie, and Vernor Zollie.
272.   Goober is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Goober Gilles's younger half-brother, Nester Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober Gilles's parents Leo Quinn and Tera Quinn divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Goober Gilles's father Leo Quinn married Tera Quinn in Douglas, White Pine. Michaela Gilles people came to meet Goober Gilles for the first time. Goober Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Bealle Gilles, Candie Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Nicky Zollie, and Ric Zollie.
273.   Goober is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Della Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober Gilles's half-sister, Della Quinn, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Goober Gilles made 10 new friends this year: Justine Gilles, Catharina Gilles, Margie Gilles, Milka Gilles, Tera Quinn, Portia Zollie, Delcina Zollie, Ryann Zollie, Sydney Zollie, and Robena Zollie.
274.   Goober has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Pepita Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober visited his friend Bealle Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Goober Gilles met one new person this year, Kanya Gilles. Goober Gilles made 5 new friends this year: Marge Gilles, Leo Quinn, Sheridan Zollie, Yaakov Zollie, and Jethro Zollie.
275.   Goober Gilles turned 5. Goober Gilles met 12 new people this year: Bealle Zollie, Lynelle Zollie, Dasya Gilles, Rhona Zollie, Nicky Zollie, Penny Zollie, Gus Zollie, Aggi Gilles, Woody Zollie, Xena Zollie, Marcelia Gilles, and Beck Zollie. Goober Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Shamus Gilles, Katey Gilles, Reine Gilles, Georgena Noland, Reece Zollie, Winfield Zollie, Andy Zollie, and Nathanial Zollie.
276.   Annecorinne Gilles wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Goober visited his friend Jethro Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober Gilles met one new person this year, Boyd Quinn. Goober Gilles made 25 new friends this year: Kanya Gilles, Dasya Gilles, Lilith Gilles, Jeff Gilles, Loretta Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Marcelia Gilles, Marge Gilles, Aggi Gilles, Stephanus Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Pepita Quinn, Mikel Quinn, Vernor Zollie, Gus Zollie, Robena Zollie, Penny Zollie, Xena Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Lynelle Zollie, Jennine Zollie, Jamie Zollie, Niki Zollie, Granville Zollie, and Scot Zollie.
277.   Goober visited his friend Van Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Reine Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober Gilles met 3 new people this year: Derby Quinn, Warde Zollie, and Erin Zollie. Goober Gilles made 19 new friends this year: Finley Gilles, Milka Gilles, Flynn Gilles, Janet Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Elyse Gilles, Brice Gilles, Alta Gilles, Erin Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Ester Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Elbertine Zollie, Allianora Zollie, Mattie Zollie, Maribelle Zollie, Bealle Zollie, Samuel Zollie, and Nicky Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
278.   Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Erin Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober Gilles met 3 new people this year: Mirella Gilles, Natalya Shumeet, and Osgood Shumeet. Goober Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Jethro Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Derby Quinn, Nester Quinn, and Woodie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
279.   Goober Gilles met one new person this year, Elfreda Gilles. Goober Gilles made 6 new friends this year: Margie Gilles, Ruddie Gilles, Annecorinne Gilles, Osgood Shumeet, Woody Zollie, and Beck Zollie.
280.   Goober Gilles turned 10. Goober Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Douglas. Goober Gilles moved into Gilles House in Douglas. Goober Gilles's mother Annecorinne Gilles married Finley Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Goober visited his friend Robena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober Gilles met two new people this year, Woodie Gilles and Justine Gilles. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Mirella Gilles, Freddy Shumeet, Rutter Shumeet, and Delora Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
281.   Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Chere Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober visited his friend Katey Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober Gilles met two new people this year, Nevins Gilles and Margie Shumeet. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Elfreda Gilles, Erin Quinn, and Warde Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
282.   Goober Gilles met one new person this year, Foster Gilles. Goober Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Foster Gilles, Justine Gilles, Woodie Gilles, Tobie Quinn, Robena Shumeet, Kellina Shumeet, and Chadd Zollie.
283.   Goober Gilles met two new people this year, Robena Zollie and Lilith Gilles. Goober Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Erin Quinn, Margie Shumeet, and Rhona Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
284.   Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Robena Gilles, was born in Douglas. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Goober this year.
285.   Goober Gilles is now 15 years old. Goober Gilles's younger half-brother, Nevins Gilles, was born in Douglas. Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Bianca Quinn, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Goober Gilles met 3 new people this year: Trent Gilles, Libby Zollie, and Lilyan Zollie. Goober Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Robena Gilles, Robena Zollie, and Erin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
286.   Goober Gilles's younger half-brother, Donal Gilles, was born in Douglas. Goober Gilles's half-sister, Bianca Quinn, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Goober this year.
287.   Goober Gilles met 3 new people this year: Ardra Gilles, Hassan Gilles, and Carilyn Zollie. Goober Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Jerri Gilles, Mamie Gilles, and Chere Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
288.   Goober Gilles turned 18. Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Fortuna Gilles, was born in Douglas. Goober Gilles met 4 new people this year: Dinny Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Renard Zollie, and Marielle Zollie. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Carilyn Zollie, and Libby Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
289.   Goober Gilles's younger half-sister, Jeanelle Gilles, was born in Douglas. Goober Gilles's half-sister, Fortuna Gilles, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Goober Gilles decided to leave Douglas; he will do so shortly. Goober Gilles moved out of Gilles House in Douglas. Goober Gilles is moving south from Wilderness of White Pine at a steady pace. Goober Gilles stopped in the woods just outside Douglas. Goober Gilles met 5 new people this year: Robena Zollie, Pepita Shumeet, Estele Gilles, Niki Zollie, and Ulises Shumeet. Goober visited with his friend Georgena Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Goober Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Ulises Shumeet, Natalya Shumeet, and Lorri Zollie.
290.   Goober Gilles is now 20 years old. Goober Gilles met one new person this year, Shamus Shumeet.
291.   Goober Gilles decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine; he will do so shortly. Goober Gilles is moving west from Wilderness of White Pine at a rapid pace. Goober Gilles emerged from the wilderness, after traveling a mile west to Douglas. Goober Gilles was told of an uninhabited house in Douglas, White Pine, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Goober Gilles moved into Noland House in Douglas. Goober Gilles met 8 new people this year: Sal Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Mitch Zollie, Floria Gilles, Xena Zollie, Nevins Gilles, and Estele Zollie. Goober visited with his friend Sheridan Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Goober Gilles made 10 new friends this year: Jeanelle Gilles, Hassan Gilles, Ardra Gilles, Floria Gilles, Ester Quinn, Margie Shumeet, Marielle Zollie, Xena Zollie, Renard Zollie, and Lilyan Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
292.   Goober Gilles wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Goober Gilles met 5 new people this year: Guillaume Zollie, Melvyn Zollie, Kaila Zollie, Conroy Zollie, and Rakel Gilles. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Trent Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Rakel Gilles, and Osgood Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
293.   Goober visited his friend Clarita Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Sal Gilles, Christoph Zollie, Mitch Zollie, and Melvyn Zollie.
294.   Goober Gilles married Robena Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Goober Gilles met two new people this year, Hadria Gilles and Robena Zollie.
295.   Goober Gilles turned 25. Goober Gilles wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Goober Gilles met 5 new people this year: Alta Zollie, Marcus Zollie, Parnell Gilles, Vinita Gilles, and Elyse Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
296.   Goober Gilles met one new person this year, Tate Gilles. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Lilith Gilles, Pepita Shumeet, Marcus Zollie, and Kaila Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
297.   Goober Gilles met two new people this year, Dimitri Gilles and Marge Gilles. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Vinita Gilles, Hadria Gilles, and Conroy Zollie.
298.   Goober Gilles wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Goober Gilles decided to leave Douglas, but his wife Robena Gilles argued passionately against the idea; Goober was convinced and will stay afterall. Goober Gilles met one new person this year, Keenan Gilles. Goober Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Keenan Gilles, Estele Gilles, Willi Shumeet, and Robena Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Goober this year.
299.   Goober visited his family member, Finley Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Goober visited his friend Sheridan Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Trent Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Allianora Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Ruddie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 28 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Ryann Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 27 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Jeff Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 24 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Woodie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Kellina Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Libby Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Carilyn Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Reece Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober visited his friend Mitch Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Goober Gilles has fallen ill. Goober is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Mamie Gilles, Catharina Gilles, Hadria Gilles, Ardra Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Hassan Gilles, Stephanus Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Shamus Gilles, Floria Gilles, Estele Gilles, Sal Gilles, Lilith Gilles, Dasya Gilles, Robena Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Annecorinne Gilles, Cecil Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Marcelia Gilles, Keenan Gilles, Margie Gilles, Foster Gilles, Lynelle Gilles, Brice Gilles, Robena Gilles, Justine Gilles, Jeanelle Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Tate Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Vinita Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Mattie Gilles, Lilith Gilles, Erin Quinn, Ester Quinn, Leo Quinn, Fonzie Quinn, Ester Quinn, Tera Quinn, Erin Quinn, Sydney Quinn, Nester Quinn, Pepita Quinn, Tobie Quinn, Derby Quinn, Chere Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Mikel Quinn, Justine Shumeet, Margie Shumeet, Margie Shumeet, Willi Shumeet, Ulises Shumeet, Natalya Shumeet, Milka Shumeet, Freddy Shumeet, Pepita Shumeet, Marcus Zollie, Xena Zollie, Penny Zollie, Guillaume Zollie, Samuel Zollie, Gus Zollie, Vernor Zollie, Kaila Zollie, Estele Zollie, Delora Zollie, Mirella Zollie, Melvyn Zollie, Margie Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Erin Zollie, Warde Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Beck Zollie, Andy Zollie, Erin Zollie, Lilyan Zollie, Robena Zollie, Marielle Zollie, Renard Zollie, Milka Zollie, Conroy Zollie, Portia Zollie, Woody Zollie, Elfreda Zollie, Bealle Zollie, Vernor Zollie, Rhona Zollie, Robena Zollie, and Jennine Zollie. Goober Gilles died in Douglas, White Pine, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 29 years old. Goober Gilles was laid to rest in the Douglas cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.