Narrative

312.   Homer Ingamar Zollie was born to Erin Zollie and Woody Zollie in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 31 people came to meet Homer Zollie for the first time this year: Anne Zollie, Elfreda Gilles, Christoph Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Erin Zollie, Ryann Zollie, Margie Zollie, Homer Zollie, Nevins Gilles, Meridith Zollie, Beck Zollie, Leo Quinn, Tera Quinn, Betsy Zollie, Bjorne Gilles, Woody Zollie, Nevins Gilles, Gregorio Quinn, Melodie Zollie, Margie Zollie, Rhona Zollie, Annecorinne Gilles, Xena Zollie, Ruddy Zollie, Jennine Zollie, Jazmin Gilles, Erin Quinn, Elfreda Gilles, Fonzie Quinn, Hildagard Zollie, and Chere Quinn. Leese Myke people came to meet Homer Zollie for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
313.   Homer is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Homer Zollie made 15 new friends this year: Vernor Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Shamus Gilles, Lorri Gilles, Erhart Myke, Leese Myke, Gregorio Quinn, Fonzie Quinn, Melodie Zollie, Andy Zollie, Samuel Zollie, Robena Zollie, Dasya Zollie, Guillaume Zollie, and Chere Zollie.
314.   Homer is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Homer Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Parnell Gilles, Tate Gilles, Marcelia Gilles, Leo Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Derby Quinn, Nicky Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Allsun Zollie, Andy Zollie, Tabby Zollie, Shanta Zollie, and Tate Zollie.
315.   Homer is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Homer Zollie's younger half-brother, Frederick Zollie, was born in Douglas. Homer Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Bealle Zollie and Aylmer Gilles. Homer Zollie made 13 new friends this year: Alisa Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Marge Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Lynelle Gilles, Capt. Erhart Myke, Ester Quinn, Rochell Quinn, Ingunna Zollie, Anne Zollie, Margie Zollie, and Ardra Zollie.
316.   Homer has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Homer Zollie's younger sister, Ashleigh Zollie, was born in Douglas. Homer Zollie's mother, Erin Zollie, took her own life in Douglas, White Pine; she was 38 years old. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Marge Zollie. Homer Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Vannie Gilles, Robena Gilles, Christian Gilles, Keenan Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Kevyn Gilles, Mamie Gilles, Niki Shumeet, Rhona Zollie, Penny Zollie, Sydney Zollie, and Margie Zollie.
317.   Homer Zollie turned 5. Homer visited his friend Dasya Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Noland House, their home, Homer is attending to Ruddy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Homer visited his friend Leese Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Homer visited his friend Alisa Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Homer visited his cousin, Shanta Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Homer visited his cousin, Nikki Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Homer Zollie's sister, Ashleigh Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Homer Zollie met 7 new people this year: Deena Zollie, Sterling Gilles, Spense Gilles, Mirella Zollie, Lorri Shumeet, Ashly Gilles, and Portia Gilles. Homer Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Elfreda Gilles, Grace Gilles, Margie Gilles, Ester Gilles, Hildegaard Gilles, Betsy Zollie, and Beck Zollie.
318.   Homer Zollie's father Woody Zollie married Justine Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Homer Zollie met 6 new people this year: Aviva Gilles, Fanny Shumeet, Gunther Gilles, Spense Quinn, Gunther Gilles, and Donal Gilles. Homer Zollie made 29 new friends this year: Dimitri Gilles, Sterling Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Spense Gilles, Alta Gilles, Elfreda Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Ramesh Myke, Willey Myke, Allen Myke, Joannes Quinn, Natalya Quinn, Lorri Shumeet, Rutter Shumeet, Shamus Shumeet, Ryann Zollie, Meridith Zollie, Candie Zollie, Granville Zollie, Marielle Zollie, Warde Zollie, Xena Zollie, Lorilyn Zollie, Portia Zollie, Chadd Zollie, Cecil Zollie, Mattie Zollie, Frederick Zollie, and Jacquelin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
319.   In Noland House, their home, Homer is attending to Christoph Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Homer Zollie met two new people this year, Sofia Gilles and Robena Gilles. Homer Zollie made 15 new friends this year: Aviva Gilles, Donal Gilles, Sofia Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Keith Gilles, Robena Gilles, Maribelle Gilles, Tobie Quinn, Fanny Shumeet, Bealle Zollie, Sharla Zollie, Elisa Zollie, Candy Zollie, Marcus Zollie, and Rutledge Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
320.   Homer visited his friend Mattie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Homer Zollie met 3 new people this year: Brice Gilles, Ardyce Shumeet, and Nevins Gilles. Homer Zollie made 14 new friends this year: Gunther Gilles, Brice Gilles, Ashly Gilles, Sydney Quinn, Roderich Quinn, Lilyan Quinn, Robena Zollie, Erin Zollie, Justine Zollie, Mike Zollie, Fayre Zollie, Mirella Zollie, Franni Zollie, and Marge Zollie.
321.   Homer Zollie's parents Justine Zollie and Woody Zollie divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Homer Zollie's sister, Margie Zollie, took her own life in Douglas, White Pine; she was 19 years old. Homer Zollie moved out of Noland House in Douglas. Woody Zollie stopped in the woods just outside Douglas. Homer Zollie met 11 new people this year: Austen Noland, Megan Gilles, Mattie Gilles, Alex Zollie, Megan Shumeet, Peyton Gilles, Creighton Gilles, Winnie Gilles, Shamus Gilles, Erny Gilles, and Ebeneser Shumeet. Homer Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Foster Gilles, Sal Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Osgood Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Shamus Gilles, Karsten Gilles, Jazmin Gilles, Austen Noland, Kaila Shumeet, and Alex Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
322.   Homer Zollie turned 10. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Sal Gilles. Homer Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Lilith Gilles, Megan Gilles, Estele Gilles, Creighton Gilles, Erny Gilles, and Jerri Shumeet.
323.   Homer Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Pepita Gilles, Mattie Gilles, Portia Gilles, and Winnie Gilles.
324.   Homer Zollie's father Woody Zollie married Estele Gilles in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine, along with children Megan Gilles and Foster Gilles. Homer Zollie met two new people this year, Foster Gilles and Ola Gilles. Homer Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Sal Gilles, Ola Gilles, and Woody Zollie.
325.   Homer Zollie's parents Estele Zollie and Woody Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Homer Zollie's father Woody Zollie married Estele Zollie in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine, along with children Megan Gilles and Foster Gilles. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Toby Gilles.
326.   Homer Zollie's parents Estele Zollie and Woody Zollie divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Homer visited his friend Ester Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Woody Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine.
327.   Homer Zollie turned 15. Homer Zollie's younger half-sister, Missie Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie's father Woody Zollie married Robena Zollie in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie's father, Woody Zollie, was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of White Pine by Robena Gilles; he was 53 years old. Homer Zollie met two new people this year, Pia Gilles and Onida Gilles. Homer just found out from Mirella Gilles that his grandfather Leo Quinn died of natural causes in Douglas, White Pine 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Douglas, White Pine. (Mirella had recently found this out from Mirella Gilles.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
328.   Homer Zollie's younger half-brother, Ahmad Zollie, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine; he will do so shortly. Homer Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of White Pine at an ordinary pace. Homer Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Candie Gilles. Homer Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Onida Gilles, Missie Gilles, Pepita Shumeet, and Ahmad Zollie.
329.   Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine; he will do so shortly. Homer Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of White Pine at a brisk pace. Homer Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie met 4 new people this year: Rafael Aldis, Parnell Gilles, Ricki Myke, and Kerry Aldis. Homer Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Kerry Aldis, Rafael Aldis, Toby Gilles, and Catarina Melvin. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
330.   Homer Zollie turned 18. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine; he will do so shortly. Homer Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of White Pine at a rapid pace. Homer Zollie traveled a mile south in the wilderness of White Pine.
331.   Homer Zollie married Portia Gilles in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine. Portia Gilles is now named Portia Zollie. Portia Zollie had an affair with Homer Zollie; Portia's husband, Homer Zollie, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Homer Zollie's half-brother, Frederick Zollie, took his own life in the wilderness of White Pine; he was 16 years old. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine, and his wife Portia Zollie timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Homer Zollie's wife, Portia Zollie, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Homer. Homer Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of White Pine at a brisk pace. Homer Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Christian Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine.
332.   Homer Zollie turned 20. Portia Zollie gave birth to a boy named Brice Homer Zollie, after Brice Gilles, of whom Homer Zollie is the father. Homer Zollie's son, Brice Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of White Pine from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine, and his wife Portia Zollie begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Homer Zollie's wife, Portia Zollie, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Homer. Homer Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of White Pine at a fast pace. Homer Zollie traveled 2 miles south in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie met 10 new people this year: Humphrey Gilles, Justine Gilles, Merril Quinn, Merrie Gilles, Hinda Gilles, Linnea Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Kelli Gilles, Doll Zollie, and Vasily Gilles. Homer visited with his friend Dimitri Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Levy Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Robena Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Rochell Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Floria Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Allsun Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Keenan Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Humphrey Gilles, Linnea Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Hinda Gilles, Kelli Gilles, Levy Gilles, Floria Gilles, and Merril Quinn.
333.   Portia Zollie gave birth to a boy named Conroy Homer Zollie, after Conroy Zollie, of whom Homer Zollie is the father. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine, and his wife Portia Zollie timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Homer Zollie's wife, Portia Zollie, and child, Conroy Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Homer. Homer Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of White Pine at a brisk pace. Homer Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Engelbart Gilles. Homer visited with his friend Ramesh Myke, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Merrie Gilles, Justine Gilles, and Doll Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
334.   Portia Zollie gave birth to a girl named Margie Bee Zollie, after Margie Zollie, of whom Homer Zollie is the father. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine, and his wife Portia Zollie argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Homer Zollie's wife, Portia Zollie, and children, Margie Zollie, and Conroy Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Homer. Homer Zollie is moving west from Wilderness of White Pine at a fast pace. Homer Zollie traveled a mile west in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Margie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
335.   Portia Zollie gave birth to a boy named Homer Nolan Zollie; he is named for his father Homer Ingamar Zollie. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine, and his wife Portia Zollie argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Homer Zollie's wife, Portia Zollie, and children, Homer Zollie, Margie Zollie, and Conroy Zollie, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Homer. Homer Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of White Pine at an adequate pace. Homer Zollie stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Katey Gilles. Homer just found out from Nicky Zollie that his family member Rutledge Zollie died in Douglas, White Pine 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Douglas, White Pine. (Nicky had recently found this out from Joannes Quinn.) Homer visited with his friend Joannes Quinn, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
336.   Portia Zollie gave birth to a girl named Erin Tiff Zollie, after Erin Zollie, of whom Homer Zollie is the father. Homer Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of White Pine, but his wife Portia Zollie argued passionately against the idea; Homer begrudgingly agreed and will stay afterall. Homer Zollie met one new person this year, Lynne Gilles. Homer visited with his friend Nevins Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer visited with his friend Sydney Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Parnell Quinn, and Conroy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Homer this year.
337.   Homer Zollie is now 25 years old. Homer visited his friend Sydney Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Homer Zollie took his own life in the wilderness of White Pine; he was 25 years old. Portia Zollie buried Homer Zollie in the wilderness of White Pine and placed a gravestone at the site.
351.   Homer Zollie's son Conroy Zollie married Jacquelin Gilles in the wilderness of White Pine; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine, along with children Aubrey Gilles and Chere Gilles.
353.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Theodor Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
354.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Conroy Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
355.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Fern Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
356.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Lari Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
357.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Conroy Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
358.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Kitti Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
360.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Chere Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
362.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Chere Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
363.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Margery Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie. Homer Zollie's daughter Margie Zollie married Darlene Gilles in Douglas, White Pine.
367.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Marten Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
368.   Homer Zollie's grandchild, named Maggy Zollie, was born in the wilderness of White Pine; the child's father is Homer's son, Conroy Zollie.
370.   Homer Zollie's grandson, Theodor Zollie, murdered Avivah Gilles in an act of revenge.