Narrative

319.   Mike Andy Zollie was born to Erin Zollie and Bealle Zollie in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 40 people came to meet Mike Zollie for the first time this year: Candy Zollie, Freddy Shumeet, Bealle Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Fanny Shumeet, Elisa Zollie, Betsy Zollie, Meridith Zollie, Beck Zollie, Mike Zollie, Margie Zollie, Lynelle Gilles, Ramesh Myke, Fayre Zollie, Lorilyn Zollie, Andy Zollie, Homer Zollie, Allsun Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Mirella Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Vernor Gilles, Margie Zollie, Floria Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Ric Zollie, Xena Zollie, Robena Zollie, Ingunna Zollie, Melodie Zollie, Tate Gilles, Erin Zollie, Ryann Zollie, Cecil Zollie, Samuel Zollie, Allianora Zollie, Keenan Gilles, Woody Zollie, Anne Zollie, and Hildagard Myke. Mike visited his grandfather, Christoph Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Tabby Zollie and Spense Gilles. Mike Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Kevyn Gilles, Floria Gilles, Keith Gilles, Robena Gilles, Andy Zollie, and Mattie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
320.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Mike Zollie's younger half-brother, Erny Gilles, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Mike visited his friend Mattie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Willey Myke people came to meet Mike Zollie for the first time. Mike Zollie made 36 new friends this year: Dimitri Gilles, Marcelia Gilles, Brice Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Lorri Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Ester Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Robena Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Keenan Gilles, Maribelle Gilles, Erhart Myke, Capt. Erhart Myke, Willey Myke, Rochell Quinn, Niki Shumeet, Tabby Zollie, Candy Zollie, Anne Zollie, Christoph Zollie, Elisa Zollie, Margie Zollie, Homer Zollie, Ardra Zollie, Penny Zollie, Meridith Zollie, Ingunna Zollie, Fayre Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Betsy Zollie, Woody Zollie, Allsun Zollie, Melodie Zollie, Samuel Zollie, and Warde Zollie.
321.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Mike Zollie was met for the first time by two people this year, Nevins Gilles and Shamus Shumeet. Mike Zollie made 25 new friends this year: Portia Gilles, Ashly Gilles, Hildegaard Gilles, Sterling Gilles, Spense Gilles, Ester Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Gunther Gilles, Grace Gilles, Joannes Quinn, Hadria Shumeet, Pepita Shumeet, Shamus Shumeet, Bealle Zollie, Ryann Zollie, Beck Zollie, Guillaume Zollie, Nicky Zollie, Andy Zollie, Milka Zollie, Xena Zollie, Marge Zollie, Marcus Zollie, Cecil Zollie, and Deena Zollie.
322.   Mike is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Mike visited his friend Pepita Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike Zollie made 23 new friends this year: Vannie Gilles, Tate Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Lynelle Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Aviva Gilles, Andie Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Hildagard Myke, Ramesh Myke, Sydney Quinn, Gregorio Quinn, Tobie Quinn, Derby Quinn, Lorri Shumeet, Marielle Zollie, Justine Zollie, Robena Zollie, Rutledge Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Erin Zollie, and Franni Zollie.
323.   Mike has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Mike Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Elfreda Gilles, Gunther Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Elfreda Gilles, Allen Myke, Erin Quinn, Portia Zollie, Tate Zollie, and Mirella Zollie.
324.   Mike Zollie turned 5. Mike visited his friend Milka Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike Zollie met 10 new people this year: Merril Quinn, Inigo Gilles, Julieta Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Rafael Aldis, Derby Quinn II, Levy Gilles, Ardyce Shumeet, Augustin Quinn, and Lucky Zollie. Mike Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Montgomery Aldis, Vere Aldis, Sansone Gilles, Leo Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Roderich Quinn, Ashlee Shumeet, Natalya Zollie, Sharla Zollie, Allianora Zollie, and Lorilyn Zollie.
325.   Mike Zollie met 3 new people this year: Guillaume Zollie, Maggy Gilles, and Leo Quinn. Mike Zollie made 22 new friends this year: Kerry Aldis, Sela Aldis, Rafael Aldis, Capt. Lonnie Aldis, Humphrey Gilles, Inigo Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Donal Gilles, Karsten Gilles, Maggy Gilles, Jeanelle Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Mimi Gilles, Chere Myke, Austen Noland, Spense Quinn, Leo Quinn, Derby Quinn II, Ardyce Shumeet, Tito Zollie, Lucky Zollie, and Granville Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
326.   Mike visited his friend Leo Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Austen Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Margie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie's father, Bealle Zollie, took his own life in Douglas, White Pine; he was 52 years old. Mike Zollie's half-brother, Andy Zollie, took his own life in Douglas, White Pine; he was 20 years old. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Alford Quinn and Ricki Myke. Mike Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Christian Gilles, Levy Gilles, Catarina Melvin, Alford Quinn, Augustin Quinn, Jacquelin Zollie, Guillaume Zollie, and Ric Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
327.   Mike Zollie's younger brother, Bealle Zollie, was born in Douglas. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, August Zollie and Kelli Gilles. Mike Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Linnea Gilles, Kelli Gilles, Merril Quinn, Mamie Zollie, Lilyan Zollie, and August Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
328.   Mike Zollie's younger half-brother, Chester Zollie, was born in Douglas. Mike Zollie met 4 new people this year: Pia Gilles, Tonie Zollie, Ebeneser Shumeet, and Woody Gilles. Mike just found out from Lorri Gilles that his uncle Woody Zollie was murdered in the wilderness of White Pine 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Douglas, White Pine. (Lorri had recently found this out from Lilith Gilles.) Mike Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Pia Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Woody Gilles, Ricki Myke, Megan Shumeet, Jerri Shumeet, Ebeneser Shumeet, Marge Shumeet, and Doll Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
329.   Mike Zollie is now 10 years old. Mike Zollie met 8 new people this year: Sal Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Missie Gilles, Berty Gilles, Sal Gilles, Estele Zollie, Zorana Zollie, and Margie Zollie. Mike Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Sal Gilles, Lilith Gilles, Sal Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Missie Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Berty Gilles, Julieta Quinn, Chester Zollie, Bealle Zollie, and Estele Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
330.   Mike visited his friend Lorri Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Aylmer Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie met 3 new people this year: Geoff Quinn, Mattie Gilles, and Vernor Gilles. Mike Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Hinda Gilles, Mattie Gilles, Tonie Zollie, and Margie Zollie.
331.   Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Ahmad Zollie and Michaela Gilles. Mike Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Michaela Gilles, Geoff Quinn, Ahmad Zollie, and Zorana Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
332.   Mike visited his friend Michaela Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie met 3 new people this year: Michaela Shumeet, Christy Gilles, and Candie Gilles. Mike caught up with an old acquaintance, Candie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Mike Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Candie Gilles, Christy Gilles, Toby Gilles, and Vernor Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
333.   Mike visited his friend Brice Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Marcelia Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie met 15 new people this year: Augusta Vaclav, Freddie Noland, Alf Noland, Sansone Gilles, Ali Noland, Stormie Noland, Randa Noland, Birgit Shumeet, Magna Aldis, Kimberly Noland, Willey Myke, Randa Noland, Onida Gilles, Jada Noland, and Marge Gilles. Mike Zollie made 25 new friends this year: Charlean Aldis, Magna Aldis, Tracey Aldis, Capt. Gershom Aldis, Marge Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Candie Gilles, Maureene Myke, Corenda Myke, Leyla Myke, Jule Myke, Pierette Myke, Alf Noland, Horatio Noland, Angelique Noland, Ali Noland, Ric Noland, Jasmina Noland, Randa Noland, Gelya Noland, Freddie Noland, Jada Noland, Michaela Shumeet, Augusta Vaclav, and Vernor Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
334.   Mike Zollie turned 15. Mike Zollie met 4 new people this year: Milli Noland, Peri Zollie, Evanne Gilles, and Jan Noland. Mike visited with his friend Jerri Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Mike Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Onida Gilles, Kaila Gilles, Randa Noland, Kimberly Noland, Brice Noland, and Alex Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
335.   Mike visited his friend Capt. Lonnie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie met 4 new people this year: Deane Aldis, Megan Gilles, Justine Gilles, and Osmond Noland. Mike Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Emil Aldis, Bonnee Aldis, Shelbi Aldis, Jesselyn Aldis, Justine Gilles, Megan Gilles, Stormie Noland, Jan Noland, and Birgit Shumeet.
336.   Mike Zollie married Ryann Zollie in Douglas, White Pine. Mike Zollie's mother Erin Zollie married Jerri Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Erin Zollie is now named Erin Gilles. Mike visited his friend Portia Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Elfreda Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Granville Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Guillaume Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his sister, Ingunna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike Zollie's half-sister, Ingunna Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 32 years old. Mike visited his friend Allen Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his cousin, Candy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Lilyan Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Robena Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Maggy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Lilith Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his cousin, Missie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Robena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Horatio Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Onida Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Berty Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie met 7 new people this year: Candie Vaclav, Lonnie Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Mercedes Zollie, Sanford Myke, Shani Aldis, and Sarge Gilles. Mike Zollie made 18 new friends this year: Deane Aldis, Shani Aldis, Lonnie Gilles, Ange Gilles, Alta Gilles, Ardelis Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Osmond Noland, Deborah Vaclav, Adrick Vaclav, Benji Zollie, Vania Zollie, Orin Zollie, Mercedes Zollie, Gusti Zollie, Corrinne Zollie, Jenni Zollie, and Mignon Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
337.   Mike Zollie turned 18. Ryann Zollie gave birth to a girl named Melodie Kamillah Zollie, after Melodie Zollie, of whom Mike Zollie is the father. Mike Zollie had an affair with Ardelis Gilles; she is now pregnant. Mike Zollie had an affair with Ardelis Gilles; Mike's wife, Ryann Zollie, did not find out. Mike visited his friend Andy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie's daughter, Melodie Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Mike Zollie met 5 new people this year: Nathanial Gilles, Grover Gilles, Gershom Aldis, Jeri Gilles, and Levi Vaclav. Mike Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Gershom Aldis, Evanne Gilles, Sarge Gilles, Pooh Gilles, Jeri Gilles, Sanford Myke, Leslie Vaclav, Candie Vaclav, and Peri Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
338.   Ardelis Gilles gave birth to a boy named Mikhail Emmery Gilles, of whom Mike Zollie is the father. Ryann Zollie gave birth to a boy named Maxfield Edie Zollie, of whom Mike Zollie is the father. Mike visited his friend Pepita Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his mother, Erin Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike Zollie's mother, Erin Gilles, died in Douglas, White Pine, of natural causes; she was 62 years old. Mike visited his nephew, Vernor Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his aunt, Hildagard Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Hildegaard Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Andie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Roderich Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Derby Quinn II, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Natalya Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike visited his friend Jesselyn Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike visited his friend Pierette Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Mike Zollie met 11 new people this year: Ardra Gilles, Catlin Zollie, Louise Gilles, Pepito Myke, Shayna Quinn, Corliss Gilles, Stern Zollie, Emmery Aldis, Elisabeth Aldis, Otto Gilles, and Brice Gilles. Mike visited with his friend Spense Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Mike Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Natalia Aldis, Elisabeth Aldis, Vladamir Gilles, Corliss Gilles, Ardra Gilles, Pepito Myke, Milli Noland, Margot Quinn, Levi Vaclav, and Everett Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
339.   Mike Zollie is now 20 years old. Ryann Zollie gave birth to a boy named Hamlen Mike Zollie, of whom Mike Zollie is the father. Mike Zollie's son, Hamlen Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Mike Zollie met 7 new people this year: Gretchen Aldis, Winfield Shumeet, Damara Gilles, Cicely Aldis, Diane Gilles, Gerri Gilles, and Aub Myke. Mike visited with his family member Betsy Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Mike visited with his friend Portia Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Mike Zollie made 12 new friends this year: Gretchen Aldis, Cicely Aldis, Emmery Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Grover Gilles, Otto Gilles, Louise Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Shayna Quinn, Winfield Shumeet, Catlin Zollie, and Stern Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
340.   Mike visited his friend Warde Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 20 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie met 3 new people this year: Cristen Vaclav, Jimbo Gilles, and Pepita Gilles. Mike visited with his friend Chere Quinn, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Mike visited with his friend Justine Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Mike Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Katey Gilles, Jimbo Gilles, Mikhail Gilles, Foster Gilles, Aub Myke, and Cristen Vaclav.
341.   Mike visited his friend Sela Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Mike Zollie met 4 new people this year: Gershom Zollie, Gershom Noland, Meg Gilles, and Rudolfo Gilles. Mike Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Brice Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Adina Gilles, Gerri Gilles, Rudolfo Gilles, Nevins Shumeet, and Gershom Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
342.   Jerri Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Arthrodic, which Capt. Erhart Myke has agreed to lead. Mike Zollie accepted an invitation from Jerri Shumeet to leave Douglas on the Arthrodic, but will have to consult family. Ryann Zollie agreed to go on the journey; their child Maxfield Zollie will also come along. Mike Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Douglas. Mike Zollie boarded the Arthrodic from the port of Douglas, White Pine. Capt. Erhart Myke has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Arthrodic, under command of Capt. Erhart Myke, has left the harbor at Douglas, White Pine. The Arthrodic is heading S at half-speed. Ryann Zollie gave birth to a boy named Dylan Rufe Zollie, of whom Mike Zollie is the father. Mike Zollie's son, Dylan Zollie, died at sea aboard the Arthrodic from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Mike Zollie met one new person this year, Augusta Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
343.   The Arthrodic is heading SE at full-speed. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Filia Noland and Erin Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
344.   Mike Zollie is now 25 years old. The Arthrodic is heading S at quarter-speed. Mike Zollie's half-sister, Sydney Aldis, took her own life aboard the Arthrodic; she was 36 years old. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Steward Noland and Vernor Gilles. Mike Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Augusta Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Filia Noland, and Leo Zollie.
345.   The Arthrodic is heading S at three-quarter speed. Mike Zollie met two new people this year, Abner Quinn and Quincy Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
346.   The Arthrodic is heading S at half-speed. Mike Zollie met 4 new people this year: Skyler Quinn, Aubrey Myke, Sybyl Gilles, and Jerry Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Mike this year.
347.   The Arthrodic is heading S at quarter-speed.
348.   The Arthrodic is heading SE at half-speed. The crew of the Arthrodic, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Franni Gilles openly blames Capt. Erhart Myke for the death of her daughter Pepita Gilles. Franni Gilles openly blames Capt. Erhart Myke for the death of her son Jimbo Gilles. Vernor Gilles openly blames Capt. Erhart Myke for the death of his son Jimbo Gilles. Mike Zollie's son, Maxfield Zollie, died aboard the Arthrodic, which had become lost at sea; he was 10 years old. Ryann Zollie openly blames Capt. Erhart Myke for the death of her son Maxfield Zollie. Mike Zollie's wife, Ryann Zollie, died aboard the Arthrodic, which had become lost at sea; she was 39 years old. Willey Myke openly blames Capt. Erhart Myke for the death of his son Sanford Myke. Mike Zollie died aboard the Arthrodic, which had become lost at sea; he was 29 years old.