Narrative

335.   Osmond Leroy Noland was born to Gelya Noland and Horatio Noland in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. He is named after his grandfather, Osmond Noland. 19 people came to meet Osmond Noland for the first time this year: Gelya Noland, Jerri Gilles, Inigo Gilles, Melodie Zollie, Margie Zollie, Tabby Zollie, Catlin Zollie, Kimberly Noland, Magna Aldis, Randa Noland, Mattie Gilles, Jada Noland, Randa Noland, Milli Noland, Angelique Noland, Horatio Noland, Sela Zollie, Birgit Shumeet, and Osmond Noland. Osmond Noland's parents Horatio Noland and Gelya Noland divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Horatio Noland and Gelya Noland decided that Horatio will stay in their house, and Gelya will move out. Osmond Noland's father Horatio Noland married Grace Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Osmond Noland moved out of Gilles House in Douglas. 7 people came to meet Osmond Noland for the first time this year: Lucky Zollie, Guillaume Zollie, Emil Aldis, Sydney Aldis, Bonnee Aldis, Robena Shumeet, and Shelbi Aldis. Osmond Noland made 5 new friends this year: Maggy Gilles, Gelya Noland, Meridith Quinn, Alford Quinn, and Sela Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Osmond this year.
336.   Osmond is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Osmond Noland's younger half-sister, Suzanna Noland, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Osmond visited his friend Maggy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond visited his father, Horatio Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond Noland's father, Horatio Noland, died in Douglas, White Pine, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 33 years old. 4 people came to meet Osmond Noland for the first time this year: Montgomery Aldis, Michaela Shumeet, Lorilyn Zollie, and Pepita Shumeet. Osmond Noland made 54 new friends this year: Mamie Aldis, Montgomery Aldis, Candie Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Pooh Gilles, Jacquelin Gilles, Kaila Gilles, Niki Gilles, Vere Gilles, Allianora Gilles, Hildegaard Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Toby Gilles, Corliss Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Lynelle Gilles, Mattie Gilles, Corenda Myke, Capt. Erhart Myke, Hildagard Myke, Kevyn Myke, Angelique Noland, Stormie Noland, Alf Noland, Lorri Quinn, Julieta Quinn, Augustin Quinn, Ester Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Aviva Shumeet, Jerri Shumeet, Pepita Shumeet, Ashlee Shumeet, Ardyce Shumeet, Adrick Vaclav, Tabby Zollie, Beck Zollie, Fayre Zollie, Tonie Zollie, Margie Zollie, Ardra Zollie, Mignon Zollie, Mike Zollie, Melodie Zollie, August Zollie, Alex Zollie, Ahmad Zollie, Vania Zollie, Ryann Zollie, Tito Zollie, Andy Zollie, Bealle Zollie, and Zorana Zollie.
337.   Osmond is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Gelya Noland wants to move to a different town, but there are none on the island. Osmond visited his friend Andy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond Noland's half-sister, Suzanna Noland, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Deane Aldis people came to meet Osmond Noland for the first time. Osmond Noland made 32 new friends this year: Sydney Aldis, Pia Gilles, Ange Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Ardelis Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Sal Gilles, Alta Gilles, Erin Gilles, Franni Gilles, Christy Gilles, Andie Gilles, Megan Gilles, Vannie Myke, Maribelle Myke, Ric Noland, Grace Noland, Roderich Quinn, Geoff Quinn, Anne Zollie, Sharla Zollie, Orin Zollie, Mirella Zollie, Corrinne Zollie, Lucky Zollie, Hadria Zollie, Jenni Zollie, Xena Zollie, Estele Zollie, Doll Zollie, and Natalya Zollie.
338.   Osmond is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Osmond visited his friend Pepita Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond visited his friend Erin Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond visited his friend Hildagard Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond visited his friend Hildegaard Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond visited his friend Andie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond visited his friend Roderich Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond visited his friend Natalya Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond Noland made 21 new friends this year: Bonnee Aldis, Tracey Aldis, Elfreda Gilles, Candie Gilles, Inigo Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Woody Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Randa Noland, Gregorio Quinn, Leo Quinn, Michaela Shumeet, Megan Shumeet, Ebeneser Shumeet, Leslie Vaclav, Deborah Vaclav, Gusti Zollie, Peri Zollie, Mercedes Zollie, Lorilyn Zollie, and Warde Zollie.
339.   Osmond has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Osmond Noland moved out of Noland House in Douglas. Osmond Noland moved into Zollie House in Douglas. Osmond Noland's mother Gelya Noland married Bjorne Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Gelya Noland is now named Gelya Gilles. Osmond Noland met one new person this year, Sarge Gilles. Osmond Noland made 19 new friends this year: Emil Aldis, Cicely Aldis, Justine Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Betsy Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Jule Myke, Brice Noland, Jasmina Noland, Jan Noland, Merril Quinn, Birgit Shumeet, Candie Vaclav, Benji Zollie, Rochell Zollie, Chester Zollie, Tate Zollie, and Portia Zollie.
340.   Osmond Noland is now 5 years old. Osmond Noland's younger half-sister, Sonny Gilles, was born in Douglas. Osmond visited his friend Warde Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Osmond Noland's half-sister, Sonny Gilles, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Osmond Noland met 24 new people this year: Jeri Gilles, Winfield Shumeet, Jimbo Gilles, Stern Zollie, Sanford Myke, Marge Gilles, Pepito Myke, Diane Gilles, Foster Gilles, Spense Gilles, Otto Gilles, Cristen Vaclav, Levi Vaclav, Hinda Gilles, Gershom Zollie, Floria Gilles, Mikhail Gilles, Brice Gilles, Gershom Aldis, Kirsteni Noland, Aub Myke, Pepita Gilles, Everett Zollie, and Marge Shumeet. Osmond Noland made 24 new friends this year: Natalia Aldis, Elisabeth Aldis, Shani Aldis, Emmery Aldis, Deane Aldis, Shelbi Aldis, Hinda Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Foster Gilles, Spense Gilles, Floria Gilles, Katey Gilles, Jeanelle Gilles, Linnea Gilles, Mimi Gilles, Erhart Myke, Louise Myke, Derby Quinn, Margot Quinn, Marge Shumeet, Catlin Zollie, and Ric Zollie.
341.   Osmond visited his friend Sela Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Osmond Noland met 8 new people this year: Ardra Gilles, Ramesh Myke, Adina Gilles, Justine Zollie, Montgomery Aldis, Gerri Gilles, Gershom Noland, and Gretchen Aldis. Osmond Noland made 12 new friends this year: Sal Gilles, Vladamir Gilles, Mikhail Gilles, Lonnie Gilles, Ashly Gilles, Sanford Myke, Willey Myke, Magna Noland, Ali Noland, Chere Quinn, Stern Zollie, and Everett Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Osmond this year.
342.   Jerri Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Arthrodic, which Capt. Erhart Myke has agreed to lead. Bjorne Gilles declined an invitation from Jerri Shumeet to leave Douglas on the Arthrodic, for unstated reasons. Osmond Noland's younger half-brother, Iago Gilles, was born in Douglas. Osmond Noland met two new people this year, Nevins Shumeet and Meg Gilles. Osmond Noland made 3 new friends this year: Brice Gilles, Otto Gilles, and Augusta Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Osmond this year.
343.   Osmond Noland made 10 new friends this year: Gretchen Aldis, Sarge Gilles, Levy Gilles, Ola Gilles, Jeri Gilles, Pepito Myke, Maureene Myke, Milli Noland, Shayna Quinn, and Levi Vaclav.
344.   Osmond Noland met one new person this year, Robena Gilles. Osmond Noland made 3 new friends this year: Donal Gilles, Robena Gilles, and Nevins Shumeet.
345.   Osmond Noland is now 10 years old. Osmond Noland met 3 new people this year: Bernelle Gilles, Ric Noland, and Caria Gilles. Osmond Noland made 4 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Gerri Gilles, Winfield Shumeet, and Cristen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Osmond this year.
346.   Bealle Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Bealle Zollie has agreed to lead. Bjorne Gilles reluctantly accepted an invitation from Bealle Zollie to leave Douglas on the Collembolous, but will have to consult family. Gelya Gilles agreed to go on the journey; their children Iago Gilles, Osmond Noland, Jada Noland, Milli Noland, Kimberly Noland, Randa Noland, Randa Noland, and Sarge Gilles will also come along. Osmond Noland moved out of Zollie House in Douglas. Osmond Noland boarded the Collembolous from the port of Douglas, White Pine. The group about to board the Collembolous has decided that, rather than Bealle Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Alford Quinn's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Levy Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Collembolous, under command of Capt. Alford Quinn, has left the harbor at Douglas, White Pine. The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Levy Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Alford Quinn, whose decision-making aboard the Collembolous has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Levy Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Alford Quinn as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Levy Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Augusta Vaclav, Linnea Gilles, Sharla Zollie, Pia Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Melodie Zollie, Magna Noland, Toby Gilles, Natalia Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Gelya Gilles, and Kanya Quinn. Capt. Alford Quinn has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 45-year-old Augusta Vaclav at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Augusta tried to murder Alford. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Linnea Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Linnea tried to murder Alford. This was his second victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 28-year-old Sharla Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sharla tried to murder Alford. This was his third victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Pia Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pia tried to murder Alford. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 19-year-old Merrie Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Merrie tried to murder Alford. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Melodie Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Melodie tried to murder Alford. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 34-year-old Magna Noland at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Magna tried to murder Alford. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Toby Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Toby tried to murder Alford. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Natalia Aldis at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Natalia tried to murder Alford. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Allsun Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Allsun tried to murder Alford. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Gelya Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gelya tried to murder Alford. This was his eleventh victim. Osmond Noland's mother, Gelya Gilles, was hanged aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Alford Quinn; she was 43 years old. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 25-year-old Levy Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Levy tried to murder Alford. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Kanya Quinn at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kanya tried to murder Alford. This was his thirteenth victim.
347.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed. Osmond Noland met one new person this year, Mikel Quinn. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Osmond this year.
348.   The Collembolous is heading S at half-speed. Osmond Noland's sister, Milli Noland, took her own life aboard the Collembolous; she was 15 years old.
349.   The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Geoff Quinn murdered his 21-year-old uncle Chester Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous. Osmond Noland met two new people this year, Elfreda Gilles and Fayth Gilles.
350.   Osmond Noland turned 15. The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed.
351.   The Collembolous is heading SE at three-quarter speed. Osmond Noland met one new person this year, Vernor Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Osmond this year.
352.   The Collembolous is heading SE at full-speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Osmond this year.
353.   Osmond Noland turned 18. The Collembolous is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Collembolous, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Osmond Noland's sister, Jada Noland, died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; she was 22 years old. Osmond Noland's sister, Randa Zollie, died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; she was 23 years old. Osmond Noland's sister, Randa Noland, died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; she was 29 years old. Osmond Noland died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; he was 18 years old.