Narrative

339.   Cristen Hermina Vaclav was born to Deborah Vaclav and Adrick Vaclav in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. She is named after her grandmother, Cristen Gilles. 17 people came to meet Cristen Vaclav for the first time this year: Adrick Vaclav, Birgit Shumeet, Catlin Zollie, Cristen Vaclav, Levi Vaclav, Mamie Aldis, Kaila Gilles, Boyd Quinn, Aviva Shumeet, Maribelle Myke, Leslie Vaclav, Deborah Vaclav, Corrinne Zollie, Bealle Zollie, Sydney Aldis, Candie Vaclav, and Freddie Noland. 8 people came to meet Cristen Vaclav for the first time this year: Pepito Myke, Megan Gilles, Shelbi Aldis, Elfreda Gilles, Zorana Zollie, Tabby Zollie, Xena Zollie, and Gregorio Quinn. Cristen Vaclav made 7 new friends this year: Montgomery Aldis, Bonnee Aldis, Randa Noland, Merril Quinn, Leslie Vaclav, Chester Zollie, and Mercedes Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cristen this year.
340.   Cristen is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. 4 people came to meet Cristen Vaclav for the first time this year: Ali Noland, Jasmina Noland, Estele Zollie, and Merrie Gilles. Cristen Vaclav made 43 new friends this year: Capt. Gershom Aldis, Cicely Aldis, Inigo Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Justine Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Vere Gilles, Ardelis Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Betsy Gilles, Ange Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Jeanelle Gilles, Megan Gilles, Mattie Gilles, Gunther Gilles, Franni Gilles, Vannie Myke, Corenda Myke, Jasmina Noland, Ali Noland, Lorri Quinn, Augustin Quinn, Geoff Quinn, Jerri Shumeet, Aviva Shumeet, Ardyce Shumeet, Michaela Shumeet, Ebeneser Shumeet, Adrick Vaclav, Candie Vaclav, Tabby Zollie, Hadria Zollie, Corrinne Zollie, Alex Zollie, Lucky Zollie, Mike Zollie, Zorana Zollie, August Zollie, and Bealle Zollie.
341.   Cristen is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Cristen Vaclav was met for the first time by two people this year, Willey Myke and Mignon Zollie. Cristen Vaclav made 26 new friends this year: Natalia Aldis, Emil Aldis, Allianora Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Lynelle Gilles, Kaila Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Erhart Myke, Kevyn Myke, Louise Myke, Alf Noland, Stormie Noland, Margot Quinn, Chere Quinn, Marge Shumeet, Ashlee Shumeet, Megan Shumeet, Sharla Zollie, Jenni Zollie, Ryann Zollie, Estele Zollie, Catlin Zollie, Tonie Zollie, Doll Zollie, and Portia Zollie.
342.   Cristen is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jerri Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Arthrodic, which Capt. Erhart Myke has agreed to lead. Adrick Vaclav accepted an invitation from Jerri Shumeet to leave Douglas on the Arthrodic, but will have to consult family. Deborah Vaclav is not willing to go on the journey; Adrick has acquiesced and will stay back too. Cristen Vaclav made 19 new friends this year: Emmery Aldis, Gretchen Aldis, Spense Gilles, Otto Gilles, Linnea Gilles, Candie Gilles, Lonnie Gilles, Ola Gilles, Brice Gilles, Jule Myke, Meridith Quinn, Alford Quinn, Birgit Shumeet, Augusta Vaclav, Melodie Zollie, Mignon Zollie, Tate Zollie, Everett Zollie, and Ardra Zollie.
343.   Cristen has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Cristen Vaclav met one new person this year, Meg Gilles. Cristen Vaclav made 11 new friends this year: Gelya Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Ashly Gilles, Donal Gilles, Pepito Myke, Magna Noland, Levi Vaclav, Ahmad Zollie, Beck Zollie, Orin Zollie, and Corliss Zollie.
344.   Cristen Vaclav is now 5 years old. Cristen Vaclav met 7 new people this year: Iago Gilles, Cicely Myke, Ric Noland, Nevins Shumeet, Robena Gilles, Jan Noland, and Gershom Noland. Cristen Vaclav made 11 new friends this year: Elisabeth Aldis, Pia Gilles, Vladamir Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Toby Gilles, Levy Gilles, Shayna Quinn, Winfield Shumeet, Nevins Shumeet, Stern Zollie, and Margie Zollie.
345.   Cristen Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Nevins Gilles, Caria Gilles, and Bernelle Gilles. Cristen Vaclav made 14 new friends this year: Robena Gilles, Sarge Gilles, Christy Gilles, Mimi Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Gerri Gilles, Jeri Gilles, Bernelle Gilles, Maureene Myke, Cicely Myke, Jan Noland, Randa Noland, and Osmond Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cristen this year.
346.   Bealle Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Bealle Zollie has agreed to lead. Adrick Vaclav enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Bealle Zollie to leave Douglas on the Collembolous, but will have to consult family. Deborah Vaclav hesitantly agreed to go on the journey; their children Cristen Vaclav, Leslie Vaclav, Candie Vaclav, and Levi Vaclav will also come along. Cristen Vaclav moved out of Gilles House in Douglas. Cristen Vaclav boarded the Collembolous from the port of Douglas, White Pine. The group about to board the Collembolous has decided that, rather than Bealle Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Alford Quinn's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Levy Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Collembolous, under command of Capt. Alford Quinn, has left the harbor at Douglas, White Pine. The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Levy Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Alford Quinn, whose decision-making aboard the Collembolous has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Levy Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Alford Quinn as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Levy Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Augusta Vaclav, Linnea Gilles, Sharla Zollie, Pia Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Melodie Zollie, Magna Noland, Toby Gilles, Natalia Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Gelya Gilles, and Kanya Quinn. Capt. Alford Quinn has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 45-year-old Augusta Vaclav at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Augusta tried to murder Alford. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Linnea Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Linnea tried to murder Alford. This was his second victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 28-year-old Sharla Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sharla tried to murder Alford. This was his third victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Pia Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pia tried to murder Alford. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 19-year-old Merrie Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Merrie tried to murder Alford. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Melodie Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Melodie tried to murder Alford. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 34-year-old Magna Noland at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Magna tried to murder Alford. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Toby Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Toby tried to murder Alford. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Natalia Aldis at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Natalia tried to murder Alford. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Allsun Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Allsun tried to murder Alford. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Gelya Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gelya tried to murder Alford. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 25-year-old Levy Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Levy tried to murder Alford. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Kanya Quinn at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kanya tried to murder Alford. This was his thirteenth victim. Cristen Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Jada Noland, Milli Noland, Gershom Noland, Kimberly Noland, and Deborah Vaclav.
347.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed. Cristen Vaclav met one new person this year, Elfreda Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cristen this year.
348.   The Collembolous is heading S at half-speed. Cristen Vaclav met two new people this year, Ardis Zollie and Fayth Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Cristen this year.
349.   Cristen Vaclav is now 10 years old. The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Geoff Quinn murdered his 21-year-old uncle Chester Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous. Cristen Vaclav met one new person this year, Mikel Quinn.
350.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed. Cristen Vaclav's parents Adrick Vaclav and Deborah Vaclav divorced after 24 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Adrick Vaclav and Deborah Vaclav decided that Deborah will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Collembolous, and Adrick will move out.
351.   The Collembolous is heading SE at three-quarter speed. Cristen Vaclav met one new person this year, Vernor Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Cristen this year.
352.   The Collembolous is heading SE at full-speed.
353.   The Collembolous is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Collembolous, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Cristen Vaclav's father, Adrick Vaclav, died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; he was 48 years old. Cristen Vaclav's mother, Deborah Vaclav, died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; she was 48 years old. Cristen Vaclav died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; she was 14 years old.