Narrative

336.   Sarge Riccardo Gilles was born to Pierette Gilles and Bjorne Gilles in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 27 people came to meet Sarge Gilles for the first time this year: Justine Gilles, Inigo Gilles, Tabby Zollie, Grace Noland, Aviva Shumeet, Deane Aldis, Horatio Noland, Ardra Zollie, Willey Myke, Kanya Gilles, Maggy Gilles, Christy Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Capt. Gershom Aldis, Margie Gilles, Charlean Aldis, Bjorne Gilles, Suzanna Noland, Pierette Gilles, Sarge Gilles, Shani Aldis, Portia Quinn, Gershom Aldis, Candie Gilles, Andie Gilles, Andy Zollie, and Jerri Gilles. Sarge visited his great-grandmother, Portia Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sarge visited his aunt, Maggy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sarge visited his cousin, Margie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. 4 people came to meet Sarge Gilles for the first time this year: Corenda Myke, Jada Noland, Fayre Zollie, and Kevyn Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sarge this year.
337.   Sarge is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sarge Gilles's younger brother, Nathanial Gilles, was born in Douglas. Sarge Gilles's younger half-sister, Ann Zollie, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Sarge Gilles's half-sister, Ann Zollie, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Niki Quinn people came to meet Sarge Gilles for the first time. Sarge Gilles made 28 new friends this year: Jesselyn Aldis, Magna Gilles, Hildegaard Gilles, Candie Gilles, Vannie Myke, Kevyn Myke, Stormie Noland, Alf Noland, Roderich Quinn, Meridith Quinn, Augustin Quinn, Gregorio Quinn, Niki Quinn, Lorri Quinn, Ester Quinn, Spense Quinn, Ardyce Shumeet, Deborah Vaclav, Tabby Zollie, Bealle Zollie, Fayre Zollie, Mike Zollie, Chester Zollie, August Zollie, Lucky Zollie, Doll Zollie, Melodie Zollie, and Rochell Zollie.
338.   Sarge is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sarge visited his friend Hildegaard Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sarge visited his friend Roderich Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sarge visited his friend Jesselyn Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Zollie House, their home, Sarge is attending to Pierette Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Sarge Gilles's mother, Pierette Gilles, died in Douglas, White Pine, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 26 years old. Sarge Gilles's brother, Nathanial Gilles, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Sarge Gilles made 24 new friends this year: Mamie Aldis, Sydney Aldis, Emmery Aldis, Ardelis Gilles, Lynelle Gilles, Spense Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Franni Gilles, Corenda Myke, Jan Noland, Randa Noland, Geoff Quinn, Julieta Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Margot Quinn, Jerri Shumeet, Ebeneser Shumeet, Leslie Vaclav, Ryann Zollie, Ardra Zollie, Mignon Zollie, Sharla Zollie, Estele Zollie, and Mercedes Zollie.
339.   Sarge is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Sarge Gilles's father Bjorne Gilles married Gelya Noland in Douglas, White Pine. Sarge Gilles was met for the first time by two people this year, Adrick Vaclav and Hadria Zollie. Sarge Gilles made 12 new friends this year: Emil Aldis, Sal Gilles, Corliss Gilles, Gelya Gilles, Allianora Gilles, Jasmina Noland, Derby Quinn, Michaela Shumeet, Ashlee Shumeet, Candie Vaclav, Jenni Zollie, and Alex Zollie.
340.   Sarge has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Sarge Gilles's younger half-sister, Sonny Gilles, was born in Douglas. Sarge Gilles's half-sister, Sonny Gilles, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sarge Gilles made 15 new friends this year: Natalia Aldis, Shelbi Aldis, Elisabeth Aldis, Pia Gilles, Linnea Gilles, Justine Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Foster Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Katey Gilles, Willey Myke, Milli Noland, Birgit Shumeet, Vania Zollie, and Tito Zollie.
341.   Sarge Gilles is now 5 years old. Sarge Gilles met 19 new people this year: Evanne Gilles, Locke Myke, Ramesh Myke, Rudolfo Gilles, Winfield Shumeet, Otto Gilles, Meg Gilles, Diane Gilles, Mikhail Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Maxfield Zollie, Stern Zollie, Nevins Shumeet, Levi Vaclav, Everett Zollie, Ardra Gilles, Jimbo Gilles, Aub Myke, and Pepito Myke. Sarge Gilles made 11 new friends this year: Montgomery Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Ange Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Floria Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Louise Myke, Marge Shumeet, Catlin Zollie, Hadria Zollie, and Ric Zollie.
342.   Jerri Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Arthrodic, which Capt. Erhart Myke has agreed to lead. Bjorne Gilles declined an invitation from Jerri Shumeet to leave Douglas on the Arthrodic, for unstated reasons. Sarge Gilles's younger half-brother, Iago Gilles, was born in Douglas. Sarge Gilles met 4 new people this year: Cristen Vaclav, Robena Gilles, Donal Gilles, and Gershom Noland. Sarge Gilles made 8 new friends this year: Vladamir Gilles, Jeri Gilles, Charlean Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Otto Gilles, Pepito Myke, Peri Zollie, and Everett Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sarge this year.
343.   Sarge Gilles met 3 new people this year: Levy Gilles, Parnell Shumeet, and Cicely Myke. Sarge Gilles made 7 new friends this year: Levy Gilles, Ola Gilles, Jada Noland, Osmond Noland, Alford Quinn, Adrick Vaclav, and Levi Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sarge this year.
344.   Sarge Gilles met two new people this year, Bernelle Gilles and Ric Noland. Sarge Gilles made 9 new friends this year: Gretchen Aldis, Brice Gilles, Ali Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Randa Noland, Shayna Quinn, Nevins Shumeet, and Zorana Zollie.
345.   Sarge Gilles met one new person this year, Mel Shumeet. Sarge Gilles made 7 new friends this year: Nevins Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Cristen Vaclav, Tonie Zollie, Stern Zollie, Beck Zollie, and Tate Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sarge this year.
346.   Sarge Gilles turned 10. Bealle Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Bealle Zollie has agreed to lead. Bjorne Gilles reluctantly accepted an invitation from Bealle Zollie to leave Douglas on the Collembolous, but will have to consult family. Gelya Gilles agreed to go on the journey; their children Iago Gilles, Osmond Noland, Jada Noland, Milli Noland, Kimberly Noland, Randa Noland, Randa Noland, and Sarge Gilles will also come along. Sarge Gilles moved out of Zollie House in Douglas. Sarge Gilles boarded the Collembolous from the port of Douglas, White Pine. The group about to board the Collembolous has decided that, rather than Bealle Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Alford Quinn's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Levy Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Collembolous, under command of Capt. Alford Quinn, has left the harbor at Douglas, White Pine. The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Levy Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Alford Quinn, whose decision-making aboard the Collembolous has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Levy Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Alford Quinn as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Levy Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Augusta Vaclav, Linnea Gilles, Sharla Zollie, Pia Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Melodie Zollie, Magna Noland, Toby Gilles, Natalia Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Gelya Gilles, and Kanya Quinn. Capt. Alford Quinn has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 45-year-old Augusta Vaclav at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Augusta tried to murder Alford. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Linnea Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Linnea tried to murder Alford. This was his second victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 28-year-old Sharla Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sharla tried to murder Alford. This was his third victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Pia Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pia tried to murder Alford. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 19-year-old Merrie Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Merrie tried to murder Alford. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Melodie Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Melodie tried to murder Alford. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 34-year-old Magna Noland at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Magna tried to murder Alford. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Toby Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Toby tried to murder Alford. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Natalia Aldis at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Natalia tried to murder Alford. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Allsun Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Allsun tried to murder Alford. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Gelya Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gelya tried to murder Alford. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 25-year-old Levy Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Levy tried to murder Alford. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Kanya Quinn at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kanya tried to murder Alford. This was his thirteenth victim.
347.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed.
348.   The Collembolous is heading S at half-speed. Sarge Gilles met one new person this year, Elfreda Gilles.
349.   The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Sarge Gilles's father Bjorne Gilles married Ange Gilles on the Collembolous; they now share quarters aboard the Collembolous. Geoff Quinn murdered his 21-year-old uncle Chester Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous. Sarge Gilles met one new person this year, Fayth Gilles.
350.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed.
351.   Sarge Gilles turned 15. The Collembolous is heading SE at three-quarter speed. Sarge Gilles met two new people this year, Vernor Gilles and Erin Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sarge this year.
352.   The Collembolous is heading SE at full-speed. Sarge Gilles met one new person this year, Vickie Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Sarge this year.
353.   The Collembolous is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Collembolous, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Sarge Gilles's father, Bjorne Gilles, died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; he was 46 years old. Sarge Gilles's half-brother, Iago Gilles, died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; he was 11 years old. Sarge Gilles died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; he was 17 years old.