Narrative

325.   Alford Lucian Quinn was born to Ester Quinn and Gregorio Quinn in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 26 people came to meet Alford Quinn for the first time this year: Vannie Gilles, Julieta Quinn, Joannes Quinn, Roderich Quinn, Augustin Quinn, Erhart Myke, Sterling Gilles, Rochell Quinn, Tobie Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Tate Zollie, Gregorio Quinn, Granville Zollie, Keith Gilles, Brice Gilles, Ester Quinn, Merril Quinn, Alford Quinn, Derby Quinn, Derby Quinn II, Leo Quinn, Sydney Zollie, Leo Quinn, Erin Quinn, Keenan Gilles, and Spense Quinn. 3 people came to meet Alford Quinn for the first time this year: Capt. Erhart Myke, Michaela Gilles, and Vasily Gilles. Alford Quinn made 4 new friends this year: Vannie Gilles, Fayre Zollie, Ryann Zollie, and Sharla Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
326.   Alford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alford visited his great-grandfather, Leo Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford Quinn was met for the first time by two people this year, Franni Zollie and Ashly Gilles. Alford Quinn made 27 new friends this year: Rafael Aldis, Capt. Lonnie Aldis, Montgomery Aldis, Lynelle Gilles, Christian Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Hildegaard Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Keenan Gilles, Erhart Myke, Spense Quinn, Meridith Quinn, Sydney Quinn, Tobie Quinn, Ester Quinn, Hadria Shumeet, Elisa Zollie, Mike Zollie, Guillaume Zollie, Ric Zollie, Warde Zollie, Melodie Zollie, Portia Zollie, Franni Zollie, Rochell Zollie, and Andy Zollie.
327.   Alford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alford Quinn made 19 new friends this year: Sela Aldis, Anne Gilles, Keith Gilles, Aylmer Gilles, Brice Gilles, Bjorne Gilles, Robena Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Willey Myke, Leo Quinn, Joannes Quinn, Roderich Quinn, Lorri Shumeet, Ardra Zollie, Erin Zollie, Allianora Zollie, Sydney Zollie, Jacquelin Zollie, and Christoph Zollie.
328.   Alford is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alford Quinn made 17 new friends this year: Elfreda Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Gunther Gilles, Andie Gilles, Marcelia Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Kevyn Gilles, Ramesh Myke, Chere Myke, Merril Quinn, Derby Quinn II, Marge Shumeet, Jerri Shumeet, Ebeneser Shumeet, Candy Zollie, Tabby Zollie, and Tate Zollie.
329.   Alford has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alford Quinn made 19 new friends this year: Humphrey Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Peyton Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Dimitri Gilles, Tate Gilles, Sterling Gilles, Robena Gilles, Levy Gilles, Mimi Gilles, Lilith Gilles, Gregorio Quinn, Derby Quinn, Boyd Quinn, Beck Zollie, Lorilyn Zollie, Lucky Zollie, and Estele Zollie.
330.   Alford Quinn turned 5. Alford visited his friend Aylmer Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford Quinn's half-brother, Keith Gilles, murdered Kerry Gilles in an act of revenge. Alford Quinn met 9 new people this year: Allsun Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Hinda Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Berty Gilles, Kelli Gilles, Woody Gilles, Vernor Gilles, and Zorana Zollie. Alford Quinn made 7 new friends this year: Allsun Gilles, Gunther Gilles, Ardyce Shumeet, Mamie Zollie, Tito Zollie, Mirella Zollie, and Deena Zollie.
331.   Alford Quinn met 5 new people this year: Pia Gilles, Xena Zollie, Christy Gilles, Vasily Gilles, and Ahmad Zollie. Alford Quinn made 31 new friends this year: Inigo Gilles, Hinda Gilles, Berty Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Ashly Gilles, Sal Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Vernor Gilles, Aviva Gilles, Michaela Gilles, Maggy Gilles, Sal Gilles, Mattie Gilles, Elfreda Gilles, Capt. Erhart Myke, Maribelle Myke, Julieta Quinn, Augustin Quinn, Geoff Quinn, Pepita Shumeet, Megan Shumeet, Guillaume Zollie, Margie Zollie, Ingunna Zollie, Lilyan Zollie, August Zollie, Ahmad Zollie, Zorana Zollie, Tonie Zollie, Doll Zollie, and Natalya Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
332.   Alford visited his friend Michaela Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn met 4 new people this year: Michaela Shumeet, Bonnee Aldis, Peri Zollie, and Vernor Zollie. Alford Quinn made 11 new friends this year: Woody Gilles, Kanya Gilles, Pia Gilles, Toby Gilles, Missie Gilles, Allen Myke, Robena Zollie, Granville Zollie, Chester Zollie, Rutledge Zollie, and Xena Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
333.   Alford Quinn's younger sister, Erin Quinn, was born in Douglas. Alford visited his friend Brice Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Marcelia Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn's sister, Erin Quinn, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Alford Quinn met 12 new people this year: Candie Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Ali Noland, Stormie Noland, Capt. Gershom Aldis, Magna Aldis, Jule Myke, Randa Noland, Deane Aldis, Jan Noland, Horatio Noland, and Birgit Shumeet. Alford Quinn made 32 new friends this year: Charlean Aldis, Magna Aldis, Jesselyn Aldis, Tracey Aldis, Capt. Gershom Aldis, Niki Gilles, Christy Gilles, Jeanelle Gilles, Sansone Gilles, Candie Gilles, Candie Gilles, Maureene Myke, Corenda Myke, Leyla Myke, Hildagard Myke, Jule Myke, Pierette Myke, Alf Noland, Horatio Noland, Ali Noland, Randa Noland, Ric Noland, Angelique Noland, Jan Noland, Jasmina Noland, Brice Noland, Gelya Noland, Freddie Noland, Ashlee Shumeet, Michaela Shumeet, Augusta Vaclav, and Bealle Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
334.   Alford Quinn met 10 new people this year: Justine Gilles, Jada Noland, Onida Gilles, Emil Aldis, Shani Aldis, Kimberly Noland, Marge Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Erika Myke, and Catlin Zollie. Alford Quinn made 11 new friends this year: Deane Aldis, Kaila Gilles, Marge Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Kimberly Noland, Jada Noland, Randa Noland, Birgit Shumeet, Vernor Zollie, Peri Zollie, and Alex Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
335.   Alford Quinn is now 10 years old. Alford visited his friend Capt. Lonnie Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn met 5 new people this year: Megan Gilles, Osmond Noland, Christoph Quinn, Evanne Gilles, and Margie Gilles. Alford Quinn made 12 new friends this year: Emil Aldis, Bonnee Aldis, Shelbi Aldis, Justine Gilles, Megan Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Vere Gilles, Winton Myke, Stormie Noland, Osmond Noland, Milli Noland, and Catlin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
336.   Alford visited his friend Portia Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Elfreda Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his cousin, Granville Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his friend Guillaume Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Ingunna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Allen Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Candy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Lilyan Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Robena Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Maggy Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Lilith Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Missie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Robena Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his friend Horatio Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his nephew, Winton Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his nephew, Shep Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his friend Berty Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn met 5 new people this year: Jenni Zollie, Sanford Myke, Lonnie Gilles, Deborah Vaclav, and Suzanna Noland. Alford Quinn made 10 new friends this year: Shani Aldis, Corliss Gilles, Pooh Gilles, Evanne Gilles, Sanford Myke, Deborah Vaclav, Vania Zollie, Gusti Zollie, Orin Zollie, and Corrinne Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
337.   Alford visited his friend Andy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn met 8 new people this year: Adrick Vaclav, Leslie Vaclav, Alta Gilles, Grover Gilles, Sarge Gilles, Everett Zollie, Mignon Zollie, and Jeri Gilles. Alford Quinn made 9 new friends this year: Gershom Aldis, Alta Gilles, Ange Gilles, Lonnie Gilles, Pepito Myke, Grace Noland, Leslie Vaclav, Adrick Vaclav, and Mignon Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
338.   Alford visited his friend Pepita Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Erin Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Vernor Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Hildagard Myke, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Hildegaard Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Andie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his cousin, Roderich Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his cousin, Derby Quinn II, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his friend Natalya Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford visited his friend Jesselyn Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford visited his friend Pierette Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alford Quinn met 6 new people this year: Winfield Shumeet, Maxfield Zollie, Stern Zollie, Levi Vaclav, Candie Vaclav, and Otto Gilles. Alford visited with his friend Spense Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Alford Quinn made 14 new friends this year: Natalia Aldis, Elisabeth Aldis, Cicely Aldis, Vladamir Gilles, Spense Gilles, Otto Gilles, Louise Gilles, Ardelis Gilles, Jeri Gilles, Brice Gilles, Candie Vaclav, Mercedes Zollie, Jenni Zollie, and Everett Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
339.   Alford Quinn met 7 new people this year: Gretchen Aldis, Montgomery Aldis, Mikhail Gilles, Pepita Gilles, Portia Zollie, Aub Myke, and Emmery Aldis. Alford visited with his friend Betsy Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Alford Quinn made 12 new friends this year: Emmery Aldis, Montgomery Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Betsy Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Margot Quinn, Winfield Shumeet, Levi Vaclav, Benji Zollie, Portia Zollie, and Stern Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
340.   Alford Quinn turned 15. Alford visited his friend Warde Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn met 5 new people this year: Ardra Gilles, Katey Gilles, Kirsteni Noland, Diane Gilles, and Gershom Zollie. Alford visited with his friend Chere Quinn, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Alford visited with his friend Justine Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Alford Quinn made 10 new friends this year: Gretchen Aldis, Ardra Gilles, Linnea Gilles, Foster Gilles, Meg Gilles, Floria Gilles, Gerri Gilles, Katey Gilles, Aub Myke, and Justine Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
341.   Alford visited his friend Sela Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn met 6 new people this year: Cristen Vaclav, Ramesh Myke, Nevins Shumeet, Adina Gilles, Jimbo Gilles, and Rudolfo Gilles. Alford Quinn made 3 new friends this year: Jimbo Gilles, Pepita Gilles, and Nevins Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
342.   Jerri Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Arthrodic, which Capt. Erhart Myke has agreed to lead. Alford Quinn declined an invitation from Jerri Shumeet to leave Douglas on the Arthrodic, due to considerations of Capt. Erhart Myke's inexperience as a ship captain. Alford Quinn met 3 new people this year: Cicely Myke, Iago Gilles, and Gershom Noland. Alford visited with his friend Donal Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Alford Quinn made 5 new friends this year: Ola Gilles, Donal Gilles, Gershom Noland, Shayna Quinn, and Cristen Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
343.   Alford Quinn turned 18. Alford Quinn's parents Gregorio Quinn and Ester Quinn divorced after 20 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Alford visited his friend Justine Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Alford Quinn met one new person this year, Robena Gilles. Alford visited with his friend Levy Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Alford Quinn made 3 new friends this year: Iago Gilles, Sarge Gilles, and Robena Gilles.
345.   Alford Quinn turned 20. Alford Quinn's father Gregorio Quinn married Megan Gilles on the Arthrodic; they now share quarters aboard the Arthrodic. Fayre Zollie had a sexual liaison with Alford Quinn. Alford Quinn met one new person this year, Bernelle Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
346.   Bealle Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Bealle Zollie has agreed to lead. Alford Quinn reluctantly accepted an invitation from Bealle Zollie to leave Douglas on the Collembolous. Alford Quinn moved out of Quinn House in Douglas. Alford Quinn boarded the Collembolous from the port of Douglas, White Pine. The group about to board the Collembolous has decided that, rather than Bealle Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Alford Quinn's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Levy Gilles is hurt by the decision. Alford Quinn was designated captain of the Collembolous, which will depart Douglas shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Collembolous, under command of Capt. Alford Quinn, has left the harbor at Douglas, White Pine. The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Fayre Zollie gave birth to a girl named Wynn Allianora Zollie, of whom Capt. Alford Quinn is the father. Capt. Alford Quinn married Mimi Gilles on the Collembolous; they now share quarters aboard the Collembolous. Mimi Gilles is now named Mimi Quinn. As an act of mutiny, Levy Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Alford Quinn, whose decision-making aboard the Collembolous has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Levy Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Alford Quinn as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Levy Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Augusta Vaclav, Linnea Gilles, Sharla Zollie, Pia Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Melodie Zollie, Magna Noland, Toby Gilles, Natalia Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Gelya Gilles, and Kanya Quinn. Capt. Alford Quinn has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 45-year-old Augusta Vaclav at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Augusta tried to murder Alford. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Linnea Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Linnea tried to murder Alford. This was his second victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 28-year-old Sharla Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sharla tried to murder Alford. This was his third victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Pia Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pia tried to murder Alford. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 19-year-old Merrie Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Merrie tried to murder Alford. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Melodie Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Melodie tried to murder Alford. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 34-year-old Magna Noland at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Magna tried to murder Alford. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Toby Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Toby tried to murder Alford. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Natalia Aldis at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Natalia tried to murder Alford. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Allsun Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Allsun tried to murder Alford. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Gelya Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gelya tried to murder Alford. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 25-year-old Levy Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Levy tried to murder Alford. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Kanya Quinn at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kanya tried to murder Alford. This was his thirteenth victim.
347.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed. Mimi Quinn gave birth to a boy named Mikel Alford Quinn, after Mikel Quinn, of whom Capt. Alford Quinn is the father. Capt. Alford Quinn met one new person this year, Elfreda Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alford this year.
348.   The Collembolous is heading S at half-speed. Mimi Quinn gave birth to a boy named Dion Alford Quinn, of whom Capt. Alford Quinn is the father. Capt. Alford Quinn's son, Dion Quinn, died at sea aboard the Collembolous from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
349.   The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Geoff Quinn murdered his 21-year-old uncle Chester Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous. Capt. Alford Quinn met one new person this year, Fayth Gilles.
350.   Capt. Alford Quinn turned 25. The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed.
351.   The Collembolous is heading SE at three-quarter speed. Capt. Alford Quinn met two new people this year, Vernor Gilles and Erin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alford this year.
352.   The Collembolous is heading SE at full-speed. Mimi Quinn gave birth to a boy named Alford Jeremy Quinn; he is named for his father Alford Lucian Quinn. Capt. Alford Quinn's son, Alford Quinn, died at sea aboard the Collembolous from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
353.   The Collembolous is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Collembolous, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Capt. Alford Quinn died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; he was 28 years old.