Narrative

341.   Gershom Garcon Noland was born to Magna Noland and Ric Noland in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. He is named after his father's friend, Capt. Gershom Aldis. 23 people came to meet Gershom Noland for the first time this year: Anne Zollie, Gershom Zollie, Magna Noland, Stormie Noland, Alf Noland, Jan Noland, Evanne Gilles, Corenda Myke, Jerri Shumeet, Ali Noland, Ric Noland, Diane Gilles, Gershom Noland, Allianora Gilles, Brice Noland, Montgomery Aldis, Jeanelle Gilles, Shelbi Aldis, Sansone Gilles, Kirsteni Noland, Gunther Gilles, Mercedes Zollie, and Rudolfo Gilles. Gershom Noland's parents Ric Noland and Magna Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Ric Noland and Magna Noland decided that Magna will stay in their house, and Ric will move out. Gershom Noland's father, Ric Noland, murdered 43-year-old Sansone Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Gershom Noland's father, Ric Noland, killed 21-year-old Sal Gilles in self-defense in Douglas, White Pine, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Gershom Noland's sister, Kirsteni Noland, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. 3 people came to meet Gershom Noland for the first time this year: Charlean Gilles, Fayre Zollie, and Ardelis Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Gershom this year.
342.   Gershom is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jerri Shumeet is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Arthrodic, which Capt. Erhart Myke has agreed to lead. Magna Noland declined an invitation from Jerri Shumeet to leave Douglas on the Arthrodic, due to considerations of Capt. Erhart Myke's inexperience as a ship captain. Gershom Noland's father Ric Noland married Vania Zollie on the Arthrodic; they now share quarters aboard the Arthrodic, along with child Gershom Zollie. Otto Gilles people came to meet Gershom Noland for the first time. Gershom Noland made 13 new friends this year: Linnea Gilles, Otto Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Ola Gilles, Corenda Myke, Alford Quinn, Augustin Quinn, Michaela Shumeet, Birgit Shumeet, Mercedes Zollie, Hadria Zollie, Everett Zollie, and Ardra Zollie.
343.   Gershom is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Gershom Noland made 18 new friends this year: Pia Gilles, Jerri Gilles, Vasily Gilles, Allsun Gilles, Spense Gilles, Ashly Gilles, Mignon Gilles, Mirella Gilles, Alf Noland, Randa Noland, Jasmina Noland, Jan Noland, Shayna Quinn, Levi Vaclav, Candie Vaclav, Corliss Zollie, Tonie Zollie, and Zorana Zollie.
344.   Gershom is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Gershom Noland's younger half-brother, Ric Noland, was born in Douglas. Gershom Noland was met for the first time by two people this year, Elisabeth Aldis and Jerri Gilles. Gershom Noland made 14 new friends this year: Justine Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Levy Gilles, Louise Myke, Magna Noland, Stormie Noland, Kanya Quinn, Ashlee Shumeet, Deborah Vaclav, Margie Zollie, Catlin Zollie, Sharla Zollie, Lucky Zollie, and Beck Zollie.
345.   Gershom has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Gershom Noland made 10 new friends this year: Natalia Aldis, Vladamir Gilles, Ange Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Geoff Quinn, Winfield Shumeet, Adrick Vaclav, Leslie Vaclav, Fayre Zollie, and Bealle Zollie.
346.   Gershom Noland is now 5 years old. Bealle Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Collembolous, which Bealle Zollie has agreed to lead. Magna Noland enthusiastically accepted an invitation from Bealle Zollie to leave Douglas on the Collembolous. Gershom Noland moved out of Noland House in Douglas. Gershom Noland boarded the Collembolous from the port of Douglas, White Pine. The group about to board the Collembolous has decided that, rather than Bealle Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Alford Quinn's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain, though Levy Gilles is hurt by the decision. The Collembolous, under command of Capt. Alford Quinn, has left the harbor at Douglas, White Pine. The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. As an act of mutiny, Levy Gilles is going to attempt to murder Capt. Alford Quinn, whose decision-making aboard the Collembolous has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Levy Gilles attempted to murder Capt. Alford Quinn as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Levy Gilles and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Augusta Vaclav, Linnea Gilles, Sharla Zollie, Pia Gilles, Merrie Gilles, Melodie Zollie, Magna Noland, Toby Gilles, Natalia Aldis, Allsun Gilles, Gelya Gilles, and Kanya Quinn. Capt. Alford Quinn has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 45-year-old Augusta Vaclav at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Augusta tried to murder Alford. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Linnea Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Linnea tried to murder Alford. This was his second victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 28-year-old Sharla Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sharla tried to murder Alford. This was his third victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 20-year-old Pia Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Pia tried to murder Alford. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 19-year-old Merrie Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Merrie tried to murder Alford. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Melodie Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Melodie tried to murder Alford. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 34-year-old Magna Noland at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Magna tried to murder Alford. This was his seventh victim. Gershom Noland's mother, Magna Noland, was hanged aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Alford Quinn; she was 34 years old. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Toby Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Toby tried to murder Alford. This was his eighth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 42-year-old Natalia Aldis at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Natalia tried to murder Alford. This was his ninth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 39-year-old Allsun Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Allsun tried to murder Alford. This was his tenth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 43-year-old Gelya Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gelya tried to murder Alford. This was his eleventh victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 25-year-old Levy Gilles at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Levy tried to murder Alford. This was his twelth victim. Capt. Alford Quinn ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Kanya Quinn at sea aboard the Collembolous as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Kanya tried to murder Alford. This was his thirteenth victim.
347.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed. Gershom Noland met 3 new people this year: Iago Gilles, Elfreda Gilles, and Mikel Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Gershom this year.
348.   The Collembolous is heading S at half-speed. Gershom Noland met one new person this year, Fayth Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Gershom this year.
349.   The Collembolous is heading S at three-quarter speed. Geoff Quinn murdered his 21-year-old uncle Chester Zollie at sea aboard the Collembolous.
350.   The Collembolous is heading S at full-speed.
351.   Gershom Noland turned 10. The Collembolous is heading SE at three-quarter speed. Gershom Noland met two new people this year, Vernor Gilles and Erin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Gershom this year.
352.   The Collembolous is heading SE at full-speed.
353.   The Collembolous is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Collembolous, which has been at sea for 7 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Gershom Noland died aboard the Collembolous, which had become lost at sea; he was 12 years old.
362.   Gershom Noland's half-brother, Ric Noland, murdered 50-year-old Hewet Noland in Douglas, White Pine.
377.   Gershom Noland's half-brother, Ric Noland, killed 16-year-old Saundra Gilles in self-defense in Douglas, White Pine, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.