Narrative

300.   Vernor Donal Zollie was born to Cristen Zollie and Stern Zollie in the town of Cambridge, on the island of Ridgeville. He is named after his mother's uncle, Vernor Zollie. 8 people came to meet Vernor Zollie for the first time this year: Paddy Zollie, Vernor Zollie, Leesa Zollie, Ailene Zollie, Wanda Zollie, Shamus Zollie, Cristen Zollie, and Stern Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
301.   Vernor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
302.   Vernor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ambrosi Gilles people came to meet Vernor Zollie for the first time.
303.   Vernor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vernor Zollie's younger sister, Glynnis Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Vernor Zollie's sister, Glynnis Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Vernor Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ambrosi Gilles, Randie Noland, and Paddy Zollie.
304.   Vernor has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Vernor Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Leesa Zollie, Cal Zollie, and Stern Zollie.
305.   Vernor Zollie is now 5 years old. Vernor Zollie's younger sister, Deborah Zollie, was born in Cambridge.
306.   Vernor Zollie's younger half-sister, Appolonia Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Vernor Zollie's half-sister, Appolonia Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Vernor Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Corliss Noland, Deborah Zollie, Wanda Zollie, Cristen Zollie, and Shamus Zollie.
308.   Vernor Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Paulie Noland, Vance Noland, Correna Zollie, and Arturo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
309.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
310.   Vernor Zollie turned 10.
311.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
312.   Vernor Zollie's younger sister, Robena Zollie, was born in Cambridge. Vernor Zollie's sister, Robena Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
313.   Vernor Zollie's younger sister, Corrinne Zollie, was born in Cambridge. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
314.   Vernor Zollie's sister, Wanda Zollie, died in Cambridge, Ridgeville, after a freak accident; she was 15 years old. Vernor Zollie met one new person this year, Vania Zollie.
315.   Vernor Zollie is now 15 years old. Vernor Zollie met one new person this year, Vance Noland. Vernor Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Shaun Gilles, Hesther Noland, April Zollie, and Randolf Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vernor this year.
316.   Vernor Zollie took his own life in Cambridge, Ridgeville; he was 16 years old. Vernor Zollie was laid to rest in the Cambridge cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
323.   Vernor Zollie's younger brother, Mackenzie Zollie, was born in Cambridge.
328.   Vernor Zollie's sister, Leesa Gilles, murdered 23-year-old Willmott Zollie in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Vernor Zollie's brother, Shamus Zollie, murdered Marcus Zollie in an act of revenge.
332.   Vernor Zollie's mother Cristen Zollie married Jimmy Gilles in Cambridge, Ridgeville. Cristen Zollie is now named Cristen Gilles.